#But I would give anything now for Penelope and odysseus to duet monster together

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Okay so @ditoob has a post pointing out that monster would be homers!odysseus first song. Which is so true!! And I cannot stop thinking about it. Because I'm just imagining this moment where after the guy who came to get him nearly got his son killed; odysseus just hanging his head coming to a fine. Fine if I have to go I'm going to the problem. I'm going to be the monster. I'll come home no matter what. And then penolple pulling him close and making him swear he'll make them pay that he'll come home. /them dueting monster together/

And then through out the Trojan war just suggesting more and more unhinged war crimes. And everybody being like ????? Hello?? Chill out you psychopath. And odysseus just being like remember how I tried to stay home? Remember how you nearly killed my son to get me here. We'll I'm here now so I'm your problem now.