#But FIVE YEARSSS???

[queerlyvictorian]

Okay but somebody has to talk about the way Brennan including an in-world storyteller at the top of the first scene in the first episode of main campaign, vaguely name-dropping world geography and some of the lore on the different casters, is MASTERFUL exposition.

I also can't get what seem to be Umora's version of sorcerers and warlocks out of my brain. Warlocks, okay, making a deal with a spirit makes sense makes sense.

BUT.

SORCERERS BEING THE CHILD/DESCENDANT OF HUMANS AND SPIRITS??

I want. Give me. Give me nowwww. I want a character (NPC or Guest PC) who is the child of a human and a Wild One like Eursulon who lost their spirit nature. I want the product of star-crossed lovers and MORE TRAPPED SPIRITS. The mechanics of that whole process [as explained in the Children's Adventure, Episode 5, not specified here so I don't have to tag spoilers] is so fascinating.

The mark of excellent fantasy/speculative fiction worldbuilding for me? When I can start speculating at the possibilities. When there are so many possibilities that your brain starts to populate the world with unfathomable diversity without that ever being spelled out to you.

[phoenixcoreaw]

Freddy Fazbear from famous game five nights at freddys, but hes human and (thank god) fat

[phantasmalnightmare]

“You know, you’ve been oddly quiet today…” Sitting down beside Ibuki on the stairs, the mechanic rubbed the back of his head. Truth be told, he wasn’t even sure if he’s right or not, but he just couldn’t shake the feeling that something might be up. “I mean, yeah, you chimed in a couple of times in class, but… I don’t know. You’re usually way more lively than that.” He tentatively glanced at the other. Maybe he shouldn’t be the one talking to her right now, since they weren’t exactly that close, especially when he thought the other was a bit of an oddball sometimes, and he didn’t get her music taste at all, but… that didn’t mean he particularly disliked her. “Is… is something bothering you?”

lbuki sighed softly as she sat on the steps. Usually, she'd be eating lunch with Mahiru, Mikan, and Hiyoko, but she felt uncharacteristically down in the dumps today. She'd waved them on ahead, promising to catch up with them later, and assuring them she was fine. She would be, after all.

She was startled though, when a certain mechanic plopped down beside her. "Uwah!" She exclaimed. The musician had been so distracted, she'd failed to notice him approaching. She was even more surprised that he'd picked up on her sour mood. They weren't exactly close or anything. "Ibuki is fine.." She hesitated. She hadn't wanted to tell her friends anything, not wanting to worry them, but maybe it would be good to get things off of her chest.

"It's nothing. Just this cute girl said my music sucks. I know not everyone can rock out with the best of them, but it was hella rude to say it sucks! And.. it just had to be a really cute girl!" She grumbled, puffing her cheeks out a bit. "Kinda surprised that you noticed something was up but, thanks. Ibuki will just practice so much, that one day, everyone will love her music!" She proclaimed, making the rock on sign with her hands.

[marcannerz]

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Five!! (Art I made awhile back posting for funnsies)

Weeeh I made a draft and it disappeared dangnabbit!!

It's fine it's fine.. Now how do I work this thing? First time posting on Tumblr so uh.. Hi Tumblr!!

Eeeeee this is so scary have not posted anything on any socials in yearsss gahhh...

Oughhh it's 2am I should be getting some sleepies

Ack tags almost forgot em!! Aaaaa hope I'm doing this right or I'm going to cry/silly

AAAA THIS HORRIFYING POSTING IS SO SCARY

[windywallflower]

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[aquarius-cookie-jar]

I have not written any fanfics for so long, this was just a small warm up drabble.

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He never thought he’d ever get the chance to raise a child again, not since his son’s banishment, and even more so ever since he realized how terrible he had treated him in the past. He swore an oath to protect those young ones, but to ever have any under his care again is a much more complicated idea to grasp. At least, that’s what he thought…

Earlier, during the meeting they had with the council, he introduced the twin dragons to the others. As expected, they immediately got into an argument with the greenish-red dragon Hollyberry managed to ally with, and attempted to fight them. He himself had sparred with the dragon a few times, how they’d annoy him with their arrogant and brash nature. He and Hollyberry had to immediately cease further hostility between the reptilian beasts, lest the Vanilla Kingdom have its property destroyed… again…

After the meeting, the twins went on a ramble about how they could’ve taken Pitaya Dragon in a fight, and all the other things that immediately passed through his head. Tired of their antics, he encouraged them to have a look around the kingdom, just to make sure to not get into any trouble, and they immediately ceased their ranting, flying off to who knows where. 

Not long after, Pitaya themselves came up to him, demanding they spar with the dragons, attempting to belittle him at the same time, also (not so subtly) hinting they want to brawl with him as well. Dark Cacao had long since tuned them out, not wanting to entertain them the same way Hollyberry does. But then they mentioned something that piqued his intrigue.

“Don’t be sssso arrogant, cookie. Thossse excussses of dragonsss only call you ‘massster’ becaussse they’re only ssso young. You won’t be hearing them call you that in a few hundred yearsss! You’ll sssee!” 

It was that sentence that made Dark Cacao finally turn to the red dragon. 

“Huh?” He raised a brow. “What do you mean by that?” A sigh of annoyance escaped his lips when he saw them grin, seeing as how they finally captured his attention. But he had to know more.

“Oh? Can’t you tell? They’re ssstill only youngssstersss who know no better.” Pitaya claimed.

“And yet they can transform into beings that stretch across mountain ranges.” He recalled the first time he encountered them. How their roars shook the ground, and each strike against the other caused shockwaves through the mountains. It was as if the gods themselves fought for territory of the earth.

His reply only caused the red dragon to shrug. 

“They probably absssorbed too much power asss sssmall drakesss.” 

Ah. He remembers the tale of Stormbringer, how she split the black and white dragon into two and banished them to the furthest corners of the land. But he also remembers how the dragon just hatched out from its egg, and immediately devoured the world in pursuit of power.

He turned back to Pitaya, arms crossed as he asked, “How old do you think they are?” A small ‘tsk’ escaped the dragon’s lips, he could tell they’re growing a bit impatient. 

“Hell if I know. But from what I could tell, lesss than five hundred or something.”

“And how old do dragons get until they’re considered fully mature?” 

There was a small pause. Pitaya scratched their chin, pondering their answer.

“At least a thousand years old.”

He knew he shouldn’t be surprised, but he couldn’t help but feel his eyes widen. It’s been over a thousand years since he defeated the dragons and founded his kingdom. And yet, according to Pitaya Dragon, they’re still only so young. Had they not aged while trapped in his sword? It made sense maybe, they laid dormant within his weapon unable to do anything for so long. But the thought that he may have robbed them of the opportunity to grow. Something about that just—

Pitaya huffed, a small amount of smoke escaping their nostrils. They had enough of the questions, and pointed their lance towards him. 

“Enough with the chit chat, I demand a battle, right now!” 

Just as they spoke, the twin dragons returned, snarling as they immediately flew to their master’s side, as if to defend him. Dark Cacao sighed, and decided to get things over with and spar with them. 

Hours had passed, nobody emerged as the victor as Hollyberry interrupted their battle and immediately ended things as soon as she arrived. 

The twin dragons, tired from the fight, immediately curled up on Dark Cacao’s sleeping mat, leaving no space for him, but not that he minds. He sat down on the floor next to them, a hand reaching out to stroke the black dragon’s head. 

It was strange. Upon learning how young they really are, it’s as if a new, yet familiar, sense of protectiveness grew in his chest. He knows that the dragons are more than capable of fighting and defending themselves, he saw the damage they had caused to the land a thousand years ago, but he couldn’t help but feel responsible for them. 

Was this his parental instinct? Or was this him wanting to right his mistakes he made when he failed to properly care for his son? 

He sighed, shaking his head as if to free him from those thoughts. Nevermind that for now. He’ll work on these feelings another time.

“You’ve done well today… Rest now, young ones. I promise to protect you…”

[holymusicalmothman]

Daughter of Courage - Chapter 03

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More exposition. This is the last of what I had already written down, I did start adding new paragraphs I didn't already have, so when the next chapter hits the change in writing style (it's been yearsss) shouldn't be super obvious!

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Chapter 03 - Daughter, Reunited 

Kakariko Village, West Necluda Region

The next morning dawned bright and sunny, and Kai headed off for the singular clothing shop in Kakariko Village. Impa had spoken with the inn keeper and they had made sure that she had a place to rest while she was in the village. The inn keeper had been quite helpful and had pointed her in the direction of the shop.

“Enchanted” was the name etched into the signs outside and Claree was overjoyed at the sight of her standing in the doorway. Apparently, the opportunity to outfit a Hero of Hyrule was too good to pass up.

A short while after that found Kai outfitted in a pair of sturdy tan pants and a green travelling tunic. Claree had been more than happy to also provide a small cloak, despite Kai’s admittance that she didn’t know what would happen next. 

Which was something she thought about as she headed back to Impa’s house. Yes, somehow she was back in Hyrule, and Link might be too. But Zelda was trapped fighting Ganon and, to be entirely honest, she wasn’t quite sure what the next steps were going to be. Compared to the day Calamity struck, they were woefully underprepared.

Kai met with Paya at the foot of the stair leading to the big house and the latter smiled as a greeting. 

“Grandmother has a set of weapons for you,” she explained.

Impa handed her a Shiekah made bow and spear as well as a few arrows. “I do not believe you’ll linger with us long, child. When you get to the Gerudo, they have your old weapons.”

Kai looked up from the spear in her hand. “How…?” 

It made sense that her spear would be with them. It was a Gerudo made piece, gifted to her by the Lady Urbosa when she turned seventeen. The weight and balance of the spear had been done with both her Hylian size and her fighting style in mind, made of only the best materials. It had been an extension of her own body for five years and she was pleased to hear that it still remained. 

“Do not think we left you to lie there. The Gerudo buried you in the fashion of their own and your weapon went to a place of honor. It has been a long time since I’ve made the journey to the desert, but I was told that it was stored alongside Daybreaker.”

“Just Daybreaker?”

Paya was the one to answer. “Ganon’s Malice overtook the Divine beasts, we aren’t completely sure what happened to the Champions that piloted them. We know they fell to it, but past that we know nothing. Most of them were armed, or partially armed.” 

“Among that which was lost, aside from the scimitar, were Revali’s Landing, Boulder Breaker, and the Lightscale Trident.” Impa finished. “The Bow of Light was somewhere in the castle when the battle began, I can only hope she managed to find it.”

Two pangs of sorrow went through Kai at that. The Lightscale Trident brought memories of the sweet Zora Princess, who, while their relationship started off at a rather…interesting angle, the Hylian considered her to be a true friend. Realizations of what was gone forever came slow. To think that they’d never speak again. The other sorrow was for Zelda. The pair were already sisters at heart, and to think of her trapped and in an eternal fight for her life was almost too much to bear.

A bitter taste coated her tongue. “What about the Master Sword?”

Impa shook her head sadly. “Lost. Many once believed that the princess managed to return it to its pedestal, but none alive can remember where that is. It’s as if the memories have clouded over and all I remember is the sword itself.”

“Impa, how did you know it was really me? You said they’d buried me?”

The older woman gave a rather undignified snort. “No one else has ever come up those stairs and through those doors like you do. You charge through life like a…” Impa stopped suddenly with a frustrated sigh, but a mischievous glint to her eye. “Well I was going to say lynel, but I fear it may be in poor taste.”

Paya gasped, scandalized. “Grandmother!” she chastised.

Kai laughed despite herself and Impa nodded with a smile.

“There you go, child. Remember, what has happened is the past, the most it can do now is teach you for the future. Do not let failure guide your destiny.”

Kai nodded. The conversation turned easy, Impa beginning to catch Kai up on the past 100 years while Paya went to do her chores. 

“Most of Hyrule was destroyed, and the most populated parts were overrun by the Guardians,” Impa explained. “Some of which are still active.”

The brown haired woman winced. She had missed that due to the lynel. Must’ve been horrifying. “Some of the ones I saw near Fort Hateno looked rather…tense.”

A nod. “I advise that you don’t get too close. Certain ones that appear dormant, well, they aren’t as asleep as we’d hoped. Hyrule Field has had active ones roaming–”

A shriek from outside had Kai on her feet, weapon in hand and turning to the door just as they were thrown open to reveal a man she knew all too well. 

They stared at each other, oblivious to anything other than the other. Gray eyes to blue. 

“Kai…” Link’s voice was hoarse from unuse, but his tone said that he wasn’t confused to find her there. It was as if he expected it. 

She could only stare in shock, spear clanking as it tumbled from her grasp to the floor.

“I hope you didn’t scratch the wood,” Impa muttered, no real malice in her tone before she turned to address Link. “As for you, Link, fine job you’ve done, making us wait a hundred years for your return.”

The hero turned to the Sheikah, brows furrowed in confusion. 

“Hmmm, this could be troubling.” Impa said slowly. “Come, sit, you two. Tell me, Link, what do you know?”

Kai listened intently as she took a seat on the floor beside Link. 

Link had awoken in the Shrine of Resurrection barely a fortnight ago–about the same time, if not the exact same time, that Kai had woken up in Faron Woods. The only difference is that Zelda’s voice had roused Link from his slumber. He had been greeted by the spirit of King Rhoam who had explained to him who he–Link–was and also the decline of the Kingdom. The fair haired hero had no recollection of what had happened 100 years ago. He remembered Kai, but they had no theories as to why exactly that was. They were unsure as to how everything else could be gone except that. Link continued to speak of the journey that had brought him here and about the Shiekah Slate.

The conversation lasted long into the night, ranging from missing memories to the abilities of the Shiekah Slate, to the beginnings of a plan to take down Ganon. They would need to free the Divine Beasts–Vah Ruta, Vah Naboris, Vah Medoh, and Vah Rudania–from the Malice possessing them before they’d even stand a chance.

In the morning they would leave for Impa’s older sister, Purah. Her lab was located in Hateno Village, and she’d be able to further unlock the Shiekah Slate. Hopefully the Princess had left something that would help them in her beloved device.

Upon the mention of Hateno Village, Kai’s mind drifted, a surge of longing and homesickness going through her. Her parents and brothers…had they survived the Calamity? It would be their descendants now, unless her brothers were still living. She doubted they’d still run the stable if they were. That stable had been a part of the family for so long, her father said it dated all the way back to the start of the kingdom. No matter what, at least the stable would still be there. Home would still be there. It had to be. 

A gentle touch drifted across the skin of her hand, snapping her out of her thoughts. Link and Kai stood on the moonlit staircase leading from Impa’s home.

“You okay?” His blue eyes stared at hers with concern.

She shook her head. “No, but I will be, if that makes sense?”

“Even if there’s nothing left, you’ve still got me.” He said softly, fingers tangling with her own as the walked to the inn for the night. 

Could've probs written more for this chap, but I gotta get to work. More soon!

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@wolfstorm824

[bigboobyhalo]

people saying “4halo finally met!” is so funny cuz they’ve only known each other like . five months . badboyhalo had skeppy waiting literal YEARSSS, forever is LUCKY

[bunnygirl678]

20 questions for fic writers

i felt like doing one of these lmao

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

30! Which most of them are for Nameless lmao

2. What's your total A03 word count?

304.751, about to go up again lol, probably another 80k in this month, 268,863 have been in 2023, lol. I spent a large portion of time not writing, but after my breakup this year I've started writing frequently again.

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Right now really just pokemon, if something else comes to me I'll write it, I'm working on a dragon ball z fic, but I don't touch it a ton.

4. What are your top five fics by kudos?

This is sad for me cause they all suck. I wrote them late high school early college, and they're all based on the Avengers movies (although one i think may have been the comics) it's a huge fandom, and I've had them up for 10 years so (god it's been that long already???) All of my good marvel 616 fics are missing, buried in a discord that I don't have access to anymore and word docs from a computer long since recycled

But in order, I feel Salem, Astronaut, Almost Honest, Wicked Games, The Whole World Was Moving But I was Standing Still (God what was with my names then lol)

Please don't read them haha

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

I try to! Sometimes I miss them, but I try to respond when I see them, even a few weeks/months later. I really appreciate comments, and I feel like I've made some friends through them, or at least they comment on stuff I write, and I can reference my other fics to them lol, though they can totally make friends on here or discord, happy to talk to anyone. I've had people tell me I inspired them to write which is seriously the highest honor.

6. What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

ummmm prolly the one where Tony dies after Steve cheats on him, I think that one is 616 based, but don't quote me, or go read it, the writing is...undeveloped, I think at that point I just started writing them, my characterizations weren't great, they got better but none of that is available lol

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Ummmmm maybe Ode to my Soulmate? I can't do sad endings for the most part, my philosophy is real life sucks so I always try to make happy endings, Frank Left has a nice ending, that one gets almost no love, but I adore it.

8. Do you get hate on fics?

I'm not good enough/big enough to get hate, lmao. Smaller fandom now, i think there might be some negative comments on the marvel ones but I haven't read those in yearsss.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

I'm trying, Oral Fixation is my most recent published, but I'm working on one where Green gives Red a blowie in his Neo Champ uniform from masters, i've been writing that since the neochampion uniforms came out months ago ahha. I'm not great at smut, but I'm practicing, fun fact I learned how to give a bj through fanfics, and used to get compliments all the time in my younger sluttier years lol (Pre-kid haha)

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

Not anymore, I used to do 101 dalmatian crossovers lol, i doubt any are published, maybe on fanfic.net but i don't even remember my username haven't touched that since like 2011, i used to do x-men crossovers where various characters would have mutant powers, but i doubt those are published either.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

I don't think so? I'm probably too small to get that kind of notice. I always welcome people to steal my aus and write their own fic with it (not copy paste my stuff, but write out the au the way they come up with with their own words)

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

I doubt it, but anyone can, I might end up translating one or two when I finally start learning a new language, or maybe improve my output on spanish (i can read it but not write/speak/listen well lmao)

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Yeah but this was high school and I don't think we ever posted them, again might be on fanfic.net, but like I don't even remember my username

14. What's your all-time favourite ship?

I don't have a favorite, maybe reguri, or 616!stony which i don't read much anymore but will always hold a place in my heart, my oldest ship is probably rougexgambit

15. What's the WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

Blood Bank- but only because there is no ending, I'm going to continue that thing for the rest of my life, (at least quarterly updates lol although working on a new chapter now), there's also a reguri one that i wrote like 10k words on after i first started writing again, but it sucks ass, I don't love the plot to rewrite, I've written a lot more better stuff for them

16. What are your writing strengths?

I feel like I do pretty well with hints/twists. Certain characters I'm really good at writing, feel like I've gotten really good at world building, and coming up with off the wall aus. IDK i'm not good at pointing out my strengths.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

Everything not listed above? Lol. No, probably missing edits and not noticing them until I'm reading the fic months later, I'm getting better at pacing and general flow, sometimes I overdo it on dialog, and leave out movement. Smut too, but i'm working on everything, the key is to just keep writing, also too many fics going at once,

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

I typically don't do it unless I know the language, I'll just put it in english and say they said it in whatever lang. So like for Kalos I just say they're speaking Kalosian lol

19. First fandom you wrote for?

I used to tell stories with 101 dalmatians, but the first I ever actually wrote was from Stargate SG-1, I was like 10ish, I didn't post it, it's long since been trashed, but I was obsessed with Carter/O'neil and wanted them to adopt Cassie (i think that was her name, it's been years since I watched that show), first published is probably x-men i remember writing phoenix's force fics and posting on fanfic, might have done a ginnyxdraco for harry potter. These would be on my old fanfic.net or possibly livejournal, i don't remember,

20. Favourite fic you've ever written?

I write all my fics for myself, so i really love them all, and go back and reread them often lol

Unfinished, Under the Alolan Sun and Blood Bank, those are my passion projects, I have fun writing them,

finished, either The Most Expansive Collection of Champion Red Merch in All of Kanto (probably one of my least angsty lol) or How to Beat Champion Red at Something (my silly little ficlet about Red being a picky eater, i just giggle when i reread it)

Ode to My Soulmate is also up there.

[frenziedslashers]

Fun fact: I actually hated rick the first time I watched Twd. (I was young and dumb) and one day I was like.. imma give this show one last try.. NOW I'VE BEEN OBSESSED FOR YEARSSS

WAIT THIS IS SO FUNNY BECAUSE WHEN I FIRST STARTED THE SHOW IN 2017 OR SOME SHIT I DIDN'T CARE FOR RICK LMAOO

I was a Daryl guy, through and through. I only made it to S5 back then because of Beths death (she was one of my faves and I loved hers and Daryls Dynamic! He treats her like a little sister and I ADORE them).

But then my grandma got me back into TWD like 4ish weeks ago and I'm sitting here drooling over Rick. SEASON FIVE RICK??? FUCK ME GODDAMN-

One character that I didn't like then, and I still do not like. Is Eugene. I cannot stand him <3 Fucking hate him tbh

[iamraebear]

I am upset why did I just find the picture I been a stay for FIVE YEARSSS

[eepyartz]

Yeah- I was one of these watchers- But bro..

I was and still am OBSESSED with this one and I want more but, there hasn’t been a new ep in five yearsss Please i hope this series gets finished so, i can watch the whole playlist in peace 😭

[hoonvrs]

saintt hello OMGG its been way longer than what it should’ve been ✋😔

ive been ok school struck me which was why i was never on here for a while, finals got me stressing like crazyyy (hows school for you?)

im so mad that i blink and winter break is almost over like working my butt off in school should not just give me a 2 week break hello??? the ppl at my school are bad in general which is why i don’t wanna go back 😭😭 the cocky popular girls be tryna cause problems with meee (bye so sorry for that rant)

i hope u had a good holiday with your familyyy esp new years since it was recent,, did u have a good one?? (I hate how everything was going well until i got sick the day after new yearsss)

bye i keep ranting but i miss talking to u smmm i hope ur always doing well <33

CHAE CHAEE wayy too long i’ve missed u pooks

goodluck with finals😭 wishing u all the best bae, unis fine tbh but i have two essays that i haven’t start so😄

girllll i had FIVE WEEKS off and it felt like a weekend like HUH???? the girls🙂 i’ll get them for u

new years was goodd a bit emosh cause when isn’t it not it’s but other then that i was happy cause i wasn’t sick for new years which is rare and omgg are u okay now?? take care of urself before i do it myself😡

ALSO NEW THEME HELLOOOO wonbin heyyy twirls hair

nooo i love ur ranting and I MISS U🫵🏼 more. hope everting works out well for u lovie mwah

[hoshigray]

OMG 5 YEARSSS!!?? Congratzzzz !!!🥳🎉🎉 so happy for both of you!! I remember when it was close to their bday and you asked what to get them (I said a pompompurin plush from Amazon for about $20, but I hope they loved whatever you got them)!! Happy five years to you two, wish you both the best and a long happy relationship~~~ let's go for 10 years now >>>:DDD and pssssh me-fucking-either :/ i'm such a night owl, hate morning classes sm but oh well. gonna take a fat NAP before meditation, and then we're already registering for spring courses, and then I'm doing exams this week, and then— 🙃🙃🙃 it just never ends. I hope things are going smoothly on your end, if not we can suffer together lol

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!!! Mona stop being a fucking genius bc w.o.w. 😭😭 serial killer duo! Toji and Sukuna where they have you tied up and use your body as they wish; Sukuna drawing blood and biting your shoulders as he ruts into your ass while toji bucks his hips into your cunt and as he sucks on your breasts harshly.... AND THEN AND THEN!!! I was thinking of a fic where Toji runs off bc of mistreatment by the Zenin clan; but you, his old handmaiden, were the only kind soul to him. fast forward years later, you're in your home enjoying the peace and quiet until a man sneaks in and pulls a gun out on you. and it's none other than the man you used to care for!? Hopefully, since he knows you, he can spare you...but what about the silver crsytal band on your ring finger...🧍🏾‍♀️🧍🏾‍♀️

Monaaaaa dearest!!! Your sukuna fic was so DAMM GOOD!! Sorry I couldn't leave a proper review bc I could only read it during my break from hw 🚶🏾‍♀️but sheesh girl like it was just so well written, and lowkey it had me thinking of writing for Sukuna (bc I don't have a SINGLE thing for that bastard lol). Soooo like, remember the serial killer! Toji thing we were discussing....but make it Sukuna??? You following me???

Also, excuse my manners, how's your day/night been sweetie 😚🩷 I'm heading to my dorm rn and bc ya girl needs to wake up at 5 am to dress and get ready for morning classes ughhhh

heyyyyy 💕💕💕🫶🏾🫶🏾 IM GLADDD that you liked it !! it’s really a repost from like last year or so but i wanted to participate in kinktober!! AND IM NOT ABOUTNTO PLAY WITH YOU!! cause imagine toji and sukuna being serial killers TOGETGER…

&& 😘 just turned 5 years with my gf so rn everything is going wonderfulllll🫶🏾❤️❤️ and idk how y’all can deal with having classes so early 😩😩

[jezy]

You have Uno (Ft. Ninjago Baddies)

Ultra Violet : You are the one with fucking Uno! *hysterically laughing*

S8!Garmadon : I don't FUCKING have Uno, motherfucker!

*UV ran off to Killow*

S8!Garmadon : *sighs* I don't have Uno...so go FUCK OFF, you scaly bitch....

Aspheera : Everyone hassss Uno, stupid man-thing, it came free with your fucking Xbox.

S8!Garmdon : For the last time; I didn't get it. The First Spinjitsu Master gave me the oldest Xbox known to man, as per usual.

Aspheera : No, you have it. I have mine 1000 yearsss ago and I still have Uno.

S8!Garmadon : Well mine didn't have it!

Aspheera : You have Uno, you fucking man-DICK!

S8!Garmadon : I DON'T HAVE IT! YOU SCALY LYING BITCH!

Aspheera : You have Uno!!!

S8!Garmadon : I don't fucking have Uno, MOTHERFUCKER!

Aspheera : Go to Prime Empire, call your traitorous brother even

Aspheera : And you will be able to download it for free, you idiotic man-thing!

Aspheera : Itsss a fucking card game, they don't even charge people for it!

S8!Garmadon : I don't FUCKING HAVE UNO, MOTHERFUCKER!!

Aspheera : You don't know a GODDAMN THING, ITSSSS FUCKING UNO! ITSSS FREE!

Aspheera : Go to a goddamn village and every townsspeople will tell you they have Uno!

Aspheera : IT COMESSS WITH YOUR XBOX!

S8!Garmadon : I DON'T. HAVE IT.

S8!Garmadon : I DON'T. FUCKING HAVE UNO!

S8!Garmadon : NOR TWO, NOR THREE, NOR FOUR, NOR FIVE, NOR SIX, NOR SEVEN, NOR EIGHT. NOR HUNTED.

S8!Garmadon : I DON'T HAVE IT!!!

Aspheera : YOU HAVE UNO, YOU FUCKING MAN-DICK---

Aspheera & S8!Garmadon : *overlapping arguments*

The Ninjas : (◎_◎;)

It came from this video that was originally from Twitter ↓

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Worth The Wait

Pairings: Rook X Reader

Warnings/Tags: Y/N is a virgin, loss of virginity, friends to lovers

“Yo, Kells. Can I talk to you for a minute, man?” Rook asks, walking into the kitchen where Colson’s getting himself a snack from the fruit bowl on the counter. 

“Of course dawg, what’s up?” He answers, picking up an orange. “Want one?”

Rook holds up his hand and Colson tosses it to him. He catches it but instead of peeling it to enjoy as Colson is, he just places it in front of him on the counter; he has something on his mind.

“So you know my friend Y/N?” Rook starts.

“The one you have a thing for.” Colson states it as fact, popping an orange segment into his mouth. He knows Rook way too well. 

“You’re not helping!” Rook snaps. “But yeah that plays into my predicament,” he admits.

“I fucking knew it!” Colson boasts proudly. “Wait, what predicament?”

“If you’d shut the fuck up for five seconds, I’m trying to tell you!” 

“Damn, dawg, alright.” Colson hops up to sit on the edge of the counter to listen to his friend.

“Well, apparently she’s a virgin and —“

“Like an Anal virgin?” Kells interrupts.

“For the love of God, can you think with your brain and not your dick for once!” Rook exclaims, getting frustrated; his face twisting up into an annoyed expression. “No dude, a regular-ass, virgin!”

“Heeehee you said ‘ass virgin’,” Colson snickers immaturely. “But seriously, there’s no way! She’s fucking smokin’! How? Why?” Colson asks, in disbelief.

“ I dunno, I froze when she told me …. she said she wants ME to be the one to take her virginity!”

“Oh shit! That’s tight dude.” Colson puts his hand up for a high-five.

“I’m not tryna celebrate here, I’m trying to ask for advice.” Rook admits, smacking Colson’s hand down.

 “What do you need advice for? You know how to fuck! She's the virgin here, not you, dawg,” Colson laughs. “So when you doing it?”

“When?!” Rook exclaims in frustration. “I haven’t even decided if I am yet, and you’re not helping!”

“I’m sorry man, but, you lost me at, trying to decide.. if you ..should... fuck a.. hott girl.. who.. literally.. asked you to fuck her?” Colson says, confused, tracing a finger through the air as if he’s trying to solve an invisible math equation.

“Forget it dude, I should've known you were the wrong person to talk about this with,” Rook scoffs. “Where’s Mod?” 

******

“Aww that’s so sweet, she trusts you bro,” Mod says, placing a hand on Rook's shoulder, after Rook found him and explained the situation to him. 

“Thank you, that’s the point I was trying to get to with Kells; she obviously trusts me and I don’t want to like betray her or whatever by not admitting my feelings first, but I also don’t want to fuck up our friendship, by telling her my feelings.”

“I think you gotta tell her, dude.” Mod suggests “Even if it means she changes her mind about you taking her virginity. But I think your friendship will be okay; like I said she obviously trusts you and has an important connection with you or she wouldn’t have even asked for you to be the one. She chose you for a reason.”

“ Yeah, man, you’re right. It’s the right thing to do.” Rook agrees. “We’re supposed to go out for dinner tonight and then go back to her place. I still wanna take her out though. I’ll tell her during dinner.”

****************

“ Hey, you alright? You seem unusually quiet.” You ask Rook over dinner. “Nervous,” you tease him playfully, poking him in the arm. “If anyone should be nervous it’s me, silly! But I know I’m in good hands, you're the only person I feel I can trust my body with. It’s like ever since I went through puberty yearsss ago, every guy I’ve ever interacted with since had just been trying to get into my pants — every guy but you. I can see through all their intentions, with their lavish gifts, sweet talk, swindling and manipulation. I know they’re only after one thing, so I’ve never let myself trust a single man with my body. But you —  you’re different. You’ve always been there for me, always respected me, listened to me, hung out with me ; and not because you expected my body in return, but because you're genuinely a good guy. But—“  you stop to take a deep breath. “I have to be honest with you — and I completely understand if you change your mind about tonight after I say this — but I think I’ve fallen for you.”

“Oh, thank god!” Rook sighs, almost laughing with relief; a huge weight lifted off his chest. “I’ve been so quiet because I’ve been trying to come up with a way to tell you that I’ve fallen for you,” he reaches out for your hand “and I didn’t want to go through with tonight unless I told you first— I couldn’t betray your trust like that, and the more you talked me up, the more guilty I felt about having not told you yet—“

“Hey—“ you smile, breaking  him from his ramblings. “You wanna get out of here?” 

“Hell yes,” he stands, opening his wallet to throw a hundred dollar bill on the table as you tug him towards the exit. “That should cover it.”

*****************

His lips on your neck feel like heaven, each tender kiss a ‘little death’ of its own. “Is this okay?” He breathes against your flesh as one of his tattooed hands slips under your bra— both of your shirts lost long before the two of you even made it to your bed.

“Mmm, perfect,” you respond breathily, with your head tipped  back and chest arching off the bed into his touch as you reach behind you removing your bra. 

“No, these are perfect!” He smiles, cupping both your breasts— one in each tatted up hand.  He kisses down your chest, pausing momentarily to lick between the valley of your fleshy mounds his hands are encompassing, before continuing downward, stopping only when he gets to the waistband of your pants. “Did you .. um want me to— “ he swallows thickly the words ‘eat you out’ caught in his throat.

“Let’s save that for another day,” you smirk, sitting up and fumbling with his belt . “You have a condom? You ask, unzipping his pants. “Sorry,” you laugh, apologizing  for your eagerness. “I’ve waited way too long for this.”

“No worries at all,” he smirks with a slight chuckle. “Yeah, I got one, he reaches into his back pocket pulling out his wallet. He opens it, retrieving the gold foil packet and brings it to his mouth. Gently he takes hold of the edge with his teeth as he quickly sheds his pants and boxers, tossing them both to the floor along with his wallet. He blushes, noticing you taking in the sight just below his Marilyn Monroe tattoo, as you quickly strip out of your remaining clothing as well. 

“Let me—” you boldly reach for the condom packet, plucking it from between his teeth. Cautiously you tear it open, and remove the slippery sheath, silently berating yourself as you struggle to remember the right orientation to roll it on. 

“Other way,” he corrects you, as you bring it to his tip. “Turn it around.”

“Sorry,” your face flushes red. “I’ve only done this once and it was on a banana in like 9th grade health class,” you laugh, flipping it over.

“That’s perfectly fine,” he cracks a smile,  looking down at you. “Mmmm, shit!” he hums under his breath, feeling you roll it down his hardened  length with a few quick strokes. With his ink adorned fingers he parts your shy legs, getting a good look at you for the first time. “Fuck, look at you all ready for me,” he admires your wetness while softly stroking your already engorged clit with his thumb; the excited bud peeking out past your folds. You let out a small whine at the sensation and Rook’s eyes flick to yours, watching as they flutter with every swipe of his thumb. “Ready? He pauses to ask.

“Yeah,” you coyly pull your bottom lip between your teeth. 

There’s a split second before either of you make the next move where you’re lost in each other’s eyes; your entire friendship having led you two to this very moment. The trance is broken when you both quickly go in for a kiss at the same time, bumping heads.

“Sorry!” You echo each other with a laugh, rubbing at your heads.

“Let’s try this again,” he snickers. 

With his cock in his hand, his bottom lip ghosts against yours in a breathy kiss while he slowly enters you. Your tongues write unspoken words in each other’s mouths as he sets an unhurried and gentle rhythm, remembering it was your first time.

“I appreciate you being gentle with me but, you won’t hurt me I promise. I may be a virgin but I definitely own my fair share of toys,” You whisper seductively in his ear before allowing your tongue to slither amongst the serpents of his Medusa tattoo.

“Oh. Oh shit, okay” he smirks, quickening his pace to match his rapid heartbeat.

“Fuck, John, just like that!” You wrap your legs around him, your heels digging into the flesh of his ass, briefly anchoring him deep inside you.

“God!” he lets out a shrill whine. “I never thought in a million years I’d get to hear you say my name like that.”

“And I never thought I would ever hear you whine like that,” you tease. 

“Shut up,” he laughs, kissing you before you can notice the embarrassed hue of his cheeks; the playful banter so typical of your friendship. 

Your lips and bodies smack against each other,  hungrily chasing the sweet peak of release that’s starting to mount up in you both. You arch your hips off the bed, meeting his thrusts half-way, increasing the depth of his penetration.

Using his neck as leverage you pull yourself up; your nails leaving halfmoon tracks on his nape. “So close, John. Don’t stop.” You press your forehead to his.

“I’m not stopping ‘til you cum,” he huffs into your mouth as he kisses you with the passion and focus of an Olympian.

“Almost — oh shit, yes! Yes! I’m cumming, I’m cumming!” You cry out in euphoric bliss; the orgasm far more intense than the ones you’ve had solo.

It’s not long before his own fluid desire surges down the length of his shaft, filling the condom. You momentarily ride out your highs together before he pulls out and disposes of the condom in the small waste basket beside your bed.

“I hope that lived up to your expectations,” he says out of breath with a smile, as he flops back down next to you. 

“It was perfect,” you return the smile as you settle into an embrace. “Definitely worth the wait.”

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