#Burma Shave

[newtsoftheworldunite]

I’d hire the ace attorney

what if you were driving to philly and you saw a big billboard that said “im not gettin laid, but youre gettin paid: pennsylvania’s #1 asexual personal injury lawyer”

[onestarshining]

Tom Waits | Burma-Shave at Le Théâtre de l'Empire (Paris, 1979)

[charlemane]

A punchline split,

[jaclynhyde]

i woke up this morning trying very hard to come up with burma shave slogans for dracula and now i have a headache

[arconinternet]

The Verse by the Side of the Road (Frank Rowsome Jr. & Carl Rose, 1965)

You can borrow it digitally here.

TO BE REMEMBERED

FOR ALL TIME

ALL YOU HAVE

TO DO

IS RHYME

ℬ𝓊𝓇𝓂𝒶-𝒮𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒

[paulgadzikowski]

putting up "BURMA SHAVE" billboards as every fifth one

putting up “HELL IS FAKE” billboards in ohio to start a dialogue

[the-trash-barrel]

I remember these along Rte. 66 from Cali to Illinois in the 50's

[forwardbiaspony]

Day 29. Have art. Sleep is now.

[culturevulturette]

[drmonkeysetroscans]

After three drinks, the British sing, God shave the Queen.

[oyvinja]

Maybe one of the greatest storyteller tracks of all time.

[charlemane]

Across five posts -

[razorsadness]

Presley's what I go by Why don't you change the stations Count the grain elevators In the rearview mirror

She said, "Mister anywhere you point this thing It got to beat the hell out of the sting Of going to bed With every dream That dies here every mornin'"

And so drill me a hole With a barber pole And I'm jumping my parole Just like a fugitive tonight

Why don't you have another swig? And pass that car if you're so brave I wanna get there before the sun comes up In Burma-Shave

Tom Waits - “Burma-Shave”

[dearyallfrommatt]

"Burma Shave" - Roger Miller, the crazy & the cool

[shamelessislamreligionhorse]

A three-day grand event is being organized in commemoration of Sant Rampal Ji Maharaj Ji's 73rd incarnation day, from September 6th to 8th, 2023

[momachan]

"Good news, Waylon. This is a doctor who wants to help you... They make fun of you, don't they, Waylon? Trust me, when I'm done with you... they won't find much to laugh about."

Batman: The Audio Adventures (2022). "Interlude: Do I Dare Eat A Leech?"