#Bunny Boy | Usahara

[kissahten]

@butterquiche || Por Hanbee <3

    “-- Something sweet. Maybe a little more fruity, like pineapple. I don’t know. Surprise me!” chitters one, lightly tipsy mascot actor. The day had been long and Thursdays... well, those were spent revving up for the weekend. Friday mornings were always hard because they were always their longest filming days despite it being the end of the week. Usahara had intended for this evening to be spent with his blind date. He’d even sent Kumatani off early, speaking loud and proud about how the girl was going to be so cute and sweet.      And yet, here he was, at the dive bar his ex-roommate owned. The blind date hadn’t shown and Usahara had already beat out the mild hunger pains from a dinner he hadn’t had yet. His phone lays face up on the bar top. A notification pops up from another dating app. He swipes away the notification and pulls up Uramichi’s number. His fingers hover an empty text box for a moment before the chime at the door grabs his attention.      “Oh hey it’s--” and as it processes in his mind that he’s saying this audibly and therefore, acknowledging that the other is here... he’s offered an invitation. Usahara stiffens and swivels back around on his bar stool to find his fruity concoction of a drink is set up and left for him. He pulls the glass closer to himself and ducks lower into himself, lips finding and curling around the end of the straw to pull a sip from it.     Maybe if he ignored his earlier outburst, the other wouldn’t make him out. 

[sporadictimetravelgarden]

i know usahara is supposed to be painfully straight but why does he keep complimenting uramichi. like, he’s insulting him but he’s doing so by talking about how ripped he is. sir, why do you know how ripped he is? why do you care? why do i . . . ship

[konohamaru-sensei]

hello again!! thank you so much for gathering the iketeru illustrations for me (and translating them too, which i greatly appreciated), cause your post really made my day :')

it's funny that the author's got a whole book of fanservice for us lmao, but i love it! do you have a #1 favorite illustration (of anyone) from the whole book? (sorry if this sent twice btw, crap was glitching lol)

lovely anon, I must tell you that I once again went absolutely over the line with pictures I took. There are so many good ones!! I knew a few illustrations from sensei's twitter and knew how well it worked for me so I ordered this book from japan and yes, that is why I can never pick favourites I just like all of them (exception is the series in which the characters are teachers and you are supposed to be their student, not a big fan of those lol). Once again I put them under cut together with my chitter chatter about them asdhjflas

anyway im glad i made your day!

yes its amazing that this fanservice exist. In the interview at the end of the book sensei says they often drew their characters as practise (without lines) and then uploaded them to twitter to find out the people responded so well!! so they continued with it! More snippets from the interview:

they consider this a kind of alternative world that has no space in the manga (since its a gag manga).

they claim they didnt try to make the characters hot on purpose, it just turned out this way. in their head usao and kumao always had old people voices. but now they are glad the characters are hot because of the voice actors choosen.

they come up with a line and then assign it to a character, rarely the other way around.

Every one of their characters has one thing they think is special, something they like to show off when they draw them. for Uramichi its the chest, for Iketeru the slender neck, for Usahara the shoulders and Kumatani the arms!

and shockingly to me: since this manga is running 10 years now they said when they started they felt like Uramichi is so old, but now they are the same age! I cant believe how someone in their twenties wrote such an accurate manga about being in ones thirties.

gosh anon i wish this was more popular, i only have one friend to talk to about this story and i have so much in my soul dhkasdflsd so please come back if you feel like it!

ok so some of my faves under cut from here

first of: my favourite has always been ushara. he is cringe fail and i love cringe fail so much. but that also means he has almost no COOL lines because he is kind of an idiot (lovingly said) tho all his illustrations are so cute. so he wont show up here much tho i love everything about his arts of course!!

now you asked me for my favourite and ive known this one for a while, but I think my unbeaten favourites of everyone are the love confessions:

I love the different way they all do it. Uramichi pretty much goes "I love....you" (cries), Iketeru of course quotes it, Usahara just YELLS at you "HEY I LOVE YOU" and kumatani is like ".............. iloveyou" haskdlfh

generally kumatani has so many cool lines because he is so stone cold. this is also specifically heart wrecking for me because his voice actor Nakamura Yuuchi is my favourite thing since strawberries so if I imagine him doing the voice I want to die.

Three times Kumatani is an absolute tsundere about white day:

"you are chattering so much... well, tell me what you want now. I'll get you anything."

"What do you want? Tell me clearly"

"I told you to get over here"

another white day illustration i love is this one from usahara

he says "the present is me, hippety hop", which i find ultra cute with the little bunny and the hairclip!! but my friend said it sounds like he forgot white day and just brought the first thing he could find, which would be in character (adding this picture was a nightmare tumblr did NOT want me to upload it?? you hate cute boys? tumblr you hate cute boys??)

uramichi's face when he realises you april fooled him is so funny to me somehow

" You say "Im sorry".. that is also a lie, is it not?"

ok from now on the pictures will be low quality because tumblr wont let me upload the photos direclty anymore i need to screenshot them first. rip im sorry

ok there are a few here of uramichi saying somehow sexy things (to me at least) and it makes me go hrgnlkhdflk

""Good big brother (onisan)" you said. Who do you mean?" idk why that gets me so hard but why you asking .. wha...what you mean

"... Isn't it ok? You don't have to go home yet." (this is from the stayin the night portion)

"A promise from big brother. I will protect you well" T_T

this thing which can only be described as ship art:

is this bickering idiots to lovers sensei? is that what you mean to tell me sensei?

this usahara from the staying the night section

"Come play with me today!" (............ h.......how...)

this image if kumatani because of THE LOOK? um HELLO

unfortuantely the translation is kinda tricky because i cant read most the kanji and google lense is like?? but its something like "Do you think you have the guts to betray me?" or something like "Do you think I have the guts to betray you?" idk he looks good so its fine

almost done i swear!! there are a few kuma usa double pages i love

Kuma: "Don't look. Its hot." (sidenote, he is shirtless a lot. not that I complain or whatever)

Usa: "Where would you like to go? The ocean? My house?"

sorry i tried to keep my fingers out of all pictures but clearly failed xD

Kuma: "Shut up. Shut up and look at me."

Usa: "I understaaaand. Get over here." (crying, i want to)

this is a part of the book extras. I showed it to you with Iketeru already. I think the meaning is sort of the moment they realised their carreers are over, sadface

Kuma: "I never really liked it. I thought I would just throw it away. Damn it, I lost."

Usa: "The wind suddenly stopped. Ah, thats how it is. Its over"

of course there are a lot more other characters shown in the book, but much rarer and since they dont interest me too much they dont have my favourite lines asdhfklasdhf anyway anon I hope you liked this

[sleepy-grav3]

Parents - Uramichi x Reader

A/n: Random idea passed by and I couldn't make it go away, so uh yay

Summary: Uramichi, Kumao, Usao, and S/n (stage name) are made to go to a lovely mall event for father's day! Uramichi does a passionate speech about parents and growing up and Y/n couldn't help but tear up at what he had said, leading to an emotional bonding moment.

Tw: Angst (there is comfort), parent problems, swears, spoilers, depression, verbal abuse, some other stuff I might've ended up forgetting...

Also, your stage costume is a hip-hop dancer type with sunglasses. You always wear the sunglasses to hide your eyes that seem to always show your current mood (which isn't good for your job). Just a little thing.

And this is also not too romantic, but whatever.

Y/n’s POV

“Y/n, I always see you with the sunglasses… They’re also really heavily tinted with a color and have different shapes. I doubt that Derekida actually buys those…”

I turned to look over at Usahara and smiled.

“Why do I wear these? Well people say that my eyes give away my current feelings! And since I work 2 jobs to keep living while having mandatory therapy to prevent me from going to a mental hospital, I don’t get sleep that often! So how do you think I feel every single god damn day?”

“U-um… Tired? Maybe?”

“Wow! You got it right! And what happens when you’re tired for such a reasoning every single fucking day?”

“You have heavy eye bags and get really angry really easily?”

“Ding ding ding! That must’ve been a hard question, Usao! I’m so glad the bunny learned yet another thing today!”

Usahara backed away, leaning over Kumatari’s shoulder.

“Is it just me or is Y/n sounding more and more like Uramichi as the days go on?”

“Please don’t talk to me.”

You mean the depressed 31-year old who’s having breakdowns about 10 times a day? Honey, I only break down to that point when nobody’s watching. This is nothing.

“You’re not a very good whisperer, Usao!”

“EEK!”

To top it off, Uramichi entered the room with a blank stare and… what’s with the red balloon? He might as well be trying to cosplay Nicklewise with that balloon… but more depressed…

He turned his head to me with a more intense blank stare. I only tilted my head and gave him a more bright and sparkly smile. That seemed to make it worse as the stare became more… intense- how the hell is he doing that?!

“Hey, it’s Uramichi-san, good mor-”

“Morning. Want a balloon?”

“Nope. For someone in your line of work, it’s amazing how little that look suits you…”

“Huh?!”

“...Nothing.”

“Y/n?”

“I look like a kid enough with this get up. Do I need a balloon and backwards cap to top it off?”

“... yes.”

“No ♥️”

-

I pushed Uramichi off stage for a moment, seeing as he broke down after a single comment from a child. Wimp.

“Haha! That was so nice of you to say, Tak-kun! It hit his heart so hard that he couldn’t help but cry from joy! Let’s give Uramichi oniisan some to convert that joy into energy instead of tears! And I think I know just the way! Let’s all get up and have a dance session with S/n!”

I could already see some of the parents hesitating along with some of the older siblings chuckling. I’ll teach ‘em-

“YAYYY!”

Some music started up and I started to guide them through it, making sure I called out each and everyone who laughed at our Uramichi ^v^

-

“Today, as a special treat, Uramichi Oniisan and his friends will draw pictures of their daddies too!”

That’s not on the script-

“...Huh?” Uramichi turned to the hostess. “That… wasn’t on the script.”

“Us too? For real?”

“Don’t you want to know what their daddies look like, boys and girls?”

The audience cheered, making me realize how often we use these kids to support our own ideas to cover for our faults. Huh…

“Gosh! I don’t know if I can draw my dad that well! Do you guys remember your dad’s faces?”

“I love my dad, hippety! No… well, I guess I remember it, but can I draw it? Maybe not..”

“Me too, grr! I just remembered I haven’t visited my folks since two years ago.”

“Wow, to think I get to show my dad off to the kids! I bet he’ll be so happy! Absolutely, but I'm not giving him this satisfaction. Make it up, that's what I'm doing.”

"That's actually really sad..." Usahara drooped his shoulders a bit.

I ignored everything else that happened, focusing on drawing some random man that would fit my character. What would fit my character? Maybe I should just make him have some normal clothes and make it up as I go? Nah, I’ll just make him another dancer.

I turned to see how the others were doing until I saw the fuck up the animals made.

“What the hell happened to your characters?” I questioned.

“Seriously, what happened to your characters?” Usamichi repeated.

That’s when they realized their fuck up. That didn’t work though, the kids still questioned it.

“H-hey, let’s take a look at the other two, hippety!”

I launched myself over to Usao, wrapping an arm around his shoulder with a hearty laugh.

“Man, I was wondering when I would be up! This is my dad! He’s another dancer like me! Showed me the ropes, you know? Ain’t he cool!”

“Yeah!”

“But I’m better, right!”

“YEAHH!”

“WOOO! That’s the spirit! Let’s move onto our amazing oniisan! Whatcha got the-... there…?”

The drawing he made was rough but it was of a muscular man throwing a crying kid and holding another crying kid. I had to strain my smile to keep it up as he spoke about his father. I’m… I’m amazed that he didn’t draw someone different like I did…

There was definitely more to this man, but children were present and he isn’t actually that close to us at the moment, so I doubt we’ll really get much more out of him unless we see through the lines…

Those lines have a pretty big gap though, so it’s not like it’s that hard.

“Weren’t you sad having him as a daddy?”

“If he hadn’t been my dad, I wouldn’t be here talking to you today!”

Wouldn’t that be a good thing?

“We all have only 1 life to live. Sometimes we think we’ve made a mistake, even if we can’t be sure whether that’s true or not… But in the end, if something brings us even a little happiness, it wasn’t a mistake at all! Whether you can reverse the mistakes of your mommies or daddies… all depends on the lives you grow up to lead. Even if you can’t live for somebody else… if you can live without blaming somebody else, I think that’s wonderful.”

Before a tear fell, I quickly wiped it away and went over to Uramichi, giving him a small side hug and a rub on his back. He put a hand on my shoulder, gripping it a bit tight for comfort.

Man, nothing can get past this man.

-

I couldn’t really see through my tears anymore as I sat down and took off my sunglasses.

“Fuck man… you need to warn me when you do those speeches..”

“Holy shit- are you crying?” Usahara asked.

“Shut up, I’ll clear up in a moment. Just… fuck…”

I felt someone pulling me into an embrace, petting my head so I rested against his shoulder.

“It’s ok to cry in front of us, just let it out.”

Uramichi…

~Flashback | 3rd person ~

“Stop crying! This isn’t something to cry about!” Y/n’s dad exclaimed.

“I-I ca-can’t!”

Y/n curled up in their seat at the dining table, pulling at their hair to relieve some stress.

“It’s just homework, why can’t you do something as simple as this?!”

“I DON’T KNOW!”

Y/n flinched, eyes wide from their mistake as they looked up in fear. Their dad grabbed their face with a hand with a tight grip, making them look into his eyes.

“Look at me. Don’t yell. Just take a deep breath and get back to work. You can have your break after you’re done.”

This wasn’t the only memory that flew by the current Y/n’s head either.

“Mom, I can’t find my notebook!”

“So? C’mon, stop wasting my time.” She rolled her eyes.

“Huh? Can’t you help me look for it?”

“And why should I? You lost it.”

“And you lost your keys yesterday! Why do I have to help you look for your stuff when you lose it but when I lose stuff, you don’t help me?”

“Because that’s reality. People are unfair and you have to handle problems yourself.”

“But I helped you…”

“That’s your problem then.”

~ Flashback end | Still 3rd person ~

“It must’ve sucked having a dad like that, right?”

Uramichi didn’t respond, knowing they had more to say.

“My parents were always really strict with my academic grades. I never got break and their word was law. So I decided to do just what they wanted. Yeah, sure, it was more extreme but… that didn’t fucking matter. They got even more angry at me. ‘Why won’t you help me find my keys?’ Because you never helped me with anything. ‘Why don’t you just ask us for help?’ Because when I asked, you said that it was nothing and to get over it. ‘Why won’t you hang out with your friends?’ Because you said they’re useless! Nothing mattered! They were never happy with me! It’s to the point they changed everything for my sister yet still treated me the same!”

Kumatani and Usahara awkwardly looked at each other. They never really saw Y/n look so distraught before. In fact, they got more and more concerned as Y/n rambled on and on, words soon becoming incoherent. Uramichi only continued to hug them, feeling a strange sense of comfort holding them.

“That’s way too many expectations. It makes sense why you chose to do that.”

“And they still ask why I’m depressed. They gave me a therapist and right from the 3rd day, they asked why I’m not fixed? Is severe depression supposed to be something fixable like that? NO!”

“That’s actually very angering.”

“And that’s not even the worst of it- They say this whole job is stupid! That I have college degrees and should be doing something with my life! But I- I feel happy here! Even if this job is draining, I get to make some people happy! Why should I give that up?!”

Uramichi could only agree with most of what they said. And honestly, he really did agree with Y/n. Their parents were the type to think they were always in the right, even after having a group talk with their therapist. Now that’s a fixed mindset.

Eventually, Y/n took a quick breath, wiping away their tears and pulling away with a bright yet awkward smile.

“Well, that was a great vent! I think I should call my therapist for an earlier meeting- anyway- Thanks for listening. I hope to never do that again.”

“That’s a quick switch!” Usahara exclaimed.

Uramichi got up as well, putting his hands on their cheeks gently to make them look at his face, rubbing circles with his thumbs.

“What they did was wrong, you know that. Family shouldn’t be the only people you could depend on. Friends are a good thing to have. Hobbies, even if you drop them, are good too. As long as you find some happiness in what you do, it’s ok. So you don’t have to listen to them. Do what you want. Stay here as long as you want.”

“Seriously, please don’t leave me in this hell of a kids show-”

“Here, how about we go out for a drink? I know you don’t usually drink anything alcoholic, so maybe a cafe might be better?”

Y/n blinked owlishly, blushing slightly as they had started to lean forward into his touch. He couldn’t help but squish their cheeks together.

“Cute…”

“Uh, sure… When? What time?”

“How about today right now?”

“Yeah, um, sure. Great. Ok, let’s uh… go then…”

“You still have to change out of your clothes.”

“Right! Uh- I’ll be right back!”

Y/n quickly left to the stalls and Usahara crouched down.

“I can’t believe it… Uramichi is actually going on a date…”

“What are you talking about?”

Usahara jumped up, grabbing the gym rat by his sweater and shaking him violently.

“You idiot! Don’t you realize that you just asked Y/n on a date! A DATE! AND THEY ACCEPTED!”

Uramichi’s eyes widened, face going bright red.

“Oh shit, I did-”

A/N: Would ya look at that! I had enough motivation to type another thing! It's awful but whatever. I'll eventually get something actually romantic on here... hopefully... It's probably not what you expected, sorry... Anyway! Hope you have a good day!

[heich0e]

Liv is this a safe space….. I wanna… i wanna cuck that stupid bunny boy Usahara…. have him watch me and Uramichi but not let him do anything until after we’re done maybe he can clean up the mess Uramichi left inside me

i'm so happy you feel comfortable enough to share this with me

[doppopoppo]

|| Usahara Headcanon ||

|| Warnings : Fluffy smoochies, Usahara asking for it from Uramichi lol ||

|| Usahara • [Eddies sister] ||

Sneak Attack

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Everyone in the “Together with Maman '' crew knew Usahara was dating Eddie’s little sister. He was against it at first. He was aware of Usahara’s history with women, in general in the dating scene. He also had a bad habit of wasting his money away at gambling and panchiko. Eddie did not think he was a proper fit to be a partner for his little sister. She was old enough to make decisions for herself, but she knew her brother was simply worried for her. Usahara worked hard to prove himself to Eddie. Her mother already loved him; as he was tall, fit, had a job, youthful energy, and respectful. Usahara may make jokes that aren’t too nice, but he knew when he needed to show respect and to whom. Meanwhile, her dad thinks he’s a loser with style, so he was with Eddie in not wanting his daughter to date him.

Fortunately, Usahara did a splendid job at showing her family how serious he was about their relationship. He had initially met her when she came to pick up her drunk older brother at night after the crew went out to drink after work. He quickly slipped his number through her car window. She found him to be brave, and cute. At the same night she texted him back and the two got close rather quickly. Uramichi, Kumatani, Utano, especially Eddie, were extremely shocked to hear she found him funny.

Someone actually finds Usao-kun funny.

She found his antiques to be more funny than his jokes, but she didn’t mind at all. Likewise, she wasn’t into watching movies either. Could never sit through them. She enjoyed games, watching shows with short episodes, and simply hanging out with others. Somewhat similar to Iketeru, she tended to zone out, so her activities consisted of things that could hold onto her attention. With Usahara, things could be unpredictable and that’s what she liked the most about him. She felt good and found a kind of thrill with him. Even Eddie was surprised to hear Usahara stopped frequenting gambling places. He opted to play games with Y/N instead, which he found far more intriguing. In doing so, he was no longer as broke as he used to be. He was even able to pay back Kumatani. He also didn’t get drunk as often, and when he did, he stopped saying how he wanted to be funny and popular with girls. He had you already.

Usahara and those around him saw how he changed for the better due to making better decisions. This hadn’t been his girlfriend's goal, for she liked Usahara for him. If this change made Usahara happy, then she’ll gladly support him. When she confronted him, making sure he wasn’t just trying to “please” her family. He had let her know he rather enjoyed having pocket money, so not to worry. It was more for himself after a while, his intentions had changed. Also, a wonderful woman is by his side, so he wants to do the same. His coworkers definitely thought Usahara was being extremely out of character, but it goes to show even he can be serious in a committed relationship. And this is how Y/N’s father came to like him. Eddie is still weary of a sudden change in character.

Y/N had a free day so she came to surprise Eddie and Usahara. While walking down the familiar hallway to greet her bunny boy, she heard frantic footsteps behind her. Then, a hand grabbed her arm and pulled her into a nearby room. Or closet it would seem. She didn’t have time to react so she went to punch her capturer, just as her older brother thought her.

“OOF!” she hit a cushiony like material.

In the dark she couldn’t make out which mascot it was but she knew very well it was Usao-kun. Kumao-kun would never. “Oww, what was that for?” Usahara was rubbing his mascot's cheek. “Uramichi Oniisan already hit me today. Not you too.” Y/N can hear the pout.

“Then next time don’t go pulling me into,” she took a look around, “supply closet?” she wasn’t sure.

That didn’t matter though. Guess the surprise for Usahara was ruined, because he surprised her instead. It brought a smile to her face as she gave him a soft peck on his mascot's snout. Usahara whined because he wanted a proper kiss. It was Usahara/Y/N daily smoochie time.

Y/N chuckled, “Sneaking away into a closet for a secretive kiss?” She smirked. Of course her boyfriend would do something like this. And at work of all places. Typical Usahara, and she wouldn’t have it any other way.

Usahara took off his mascot head and planted a nice and firm kiss on his girlfriend. He deepens it by pulling her closer by the waist. It sure felt weird, being pushed up against his soft costume rather than his firm, toned muscles on his torso. She gave his costume a squeeze and chucked into the kiss. This caused Usahara to smile. They both have moments like this. Where they can forget about the world during intimacy but still manage to make it lighthearted.

“I have to call for you as is, must I come looking for you to come out now?”

Y/N shrieks and pulls away from Usahara.

“Isn't this too risqué for the bunny?” Uramichi smiled tightly.

Y/N can feel the venom seeping from Uramichi as she quickly shoves Usahara’s mascot's head on him. Then roughly pushed him towards Uramachi, “Sorry Chi-niisan.” She quickly apologized.

“You’re very much in the clear.” He gave her a soft smile. “Him? Not so much.” Uramichi’s smile faded and roughly pulled Usahara with him to the set. “Hey! Why not meEeE?! You ruined the moment huhuu.” Usahara was asking for another beating.

She felt bad for her boyfriend, but she took her time to make it to the set. She still had Eddie to surprise!

Author’s Note:

This was much longer than expected! It was fun to write lol. My mom started watching the anime after hearing about Iketeru. She finds Usahara funny and said he reminded her of me XD

Enjoy!

[kissahten]

@inanthesis    “Hey,” Usahara calls from the other side of the door, shoulders up to his ears from the cold that blows past them. “Oi! Hey!” he calls out louder, knocks becoming more frantic as a bag dangles around the wrist of his other hand, nestled close to his chest. “Uramichi-san, I’m going to die out here!” and he wonders why the other hesitates so often to let him in when he simply follows the trend of inviting himself.     But this time is different. Rather than the small six pack of beers he occasionally plucks from the store on the walk there, he arrives with the same pack and something else. Something better. Something Usahara prides himself on because he knows Uramichi is going to like it.      “Aw c’mon, open the door!” at this point Usahara feels like a dog scratching at the door to be let back inside. His brows knit together, fingers curling into his palm in a weak attempt to gather some warmth. And to think he blew off Kumatani and Iketeru with a preference to see Uramichi instead. Ungrateful. 

[kissahten]

@thcmis​

With hands jammed into pockets and a rather irritable look on his face, he mulls over his interactions at the studio that day. In his mind, he was dead set on leaving and getting a few drinks with some of the fellow actors. Though, as he ascends to the rooftop bar of the hotel the cast is currently staying at, he feels the elevator creek in a way that makes his skin crawl. His eyes flicker over to the girl who occupies the elevator with him before going up to the illuminated numbers, scrolling through each floor until -- it stops at 8. The doors don’t open. He reaches out, middle and index finger going to give the ‘open doors’ button a few quick clicks. “Well shit--” Usahara blurts out, shoulders tensing more when the lights above head flicker. “No... no no no no.”