#Bulkhead (TFP)

[cani-bal]

BULKHEAD AND HIS DAUGHTER MIKO

[thepuppetgal]

OLD BOTS FIGHTING

The old bots are fighting(Old married couple /hj)

It's been so long since I've posted something on tumblr

[vi050iv]

Transformers prime doodles + idw Megatron

Bulkhead and miko are the best buds (I loved them so much)

[theangrycomet-art]

HOW THE FUCK DO PEOPLE DRAW THE PRIME ITERATIONS - PRIMUS IN THE PIT-

Even with my VERY GENEROUS simplifications/compacting designs there are so many freaking pieces on everybody... probably made OP too short too

COMMISSIONS OPEN

[margoshamangolord]

proud to announce i obtained acrylics markers!!!

[tf-heavy-metal]

Holoform/Human Bulkhead because he is the man of all time 💚

(Close ups below)

[energon-depo]

merry ambiguous holiday! ya know what they say: the best gifts are the handmade ones! especially with your best bro helping!

[selfshrimping]

mmm big gween robot car man 💚

[rollersfataft]

EYAAAGGHHH FLAPS ARMS UP AND DOWN wee silly moment rq but omg wreckaid actually sounds so so cool, I had no idea that’s what the ship name was called!!! I’m very silly about transformers rarepairs that just fascinated me a lil bit

YEAH ME AND A FEW FRIENDS BUNDLED THE IDEA TOGETHER (im not sure if they have tumblr, credit to those guys)

(made this drawing a while ago)

[tinydefector]

Hey man just wanted to let you know that I LOVE the idea you made up for the rust section in this post (https://www.tumblr.com/tinydefector/755501675977097216/every-single-day-i-think-about-your-post-about) is there any chance you could expand on the idea more? I’m just so curious about it

Ps just did my 3 month ask box clear out. Only got a few ask left in there now. Read rules before submitting.

Oh I definitely can. There is actually quite a few different things humans consume or use cosmetically that the bots would have a lot of questions over.

Here's a list of a few human made things that Cybertronians seem to very much enjoy for cosmetic, medical or as luxurious products.

1. Coconut oil

They happen to really enjoy it for their upholstery. Especially when they weren't able to get their hands on proper car products. (Cough cough TFP bots) I can definitely see Jack using it because he's a broke teenager and just adds a nice essential oil in with it and he's got himself a large jar of leather conditioner. It's only after Miko and Ralph see him using it on his shoes at one point they are like o0o. And begin stealing it to do bulkheads and bumblebee's seats.

Another one that would work similar is the same mix I actually use for horse saddles, which is rendered down. Beef or Lambs fat with Kerosene, so it doesn't go off. It's an amazing leather conditioner, and I tend to make a lot of it and store it in old powerade powder jars. Would recommend adding scented oil into it tho.

And I can totally see Malto's doing this. After Dot has one of her cows or sheep butchered, she renders down the fat to use for all sorts of different things, hand creams, soap, and leather conditioner. I can very much see her standing there with her hands on her hips, telling her bot kids it's time to do their leather, very similar to telling her kids it's hair day.

2. Corn starch

corn starch is a cleaning genius that is effective for many different purposes. Clean your car windows with a mixture of 120g cornstarch and 1L water and then dry with newspaper. Corn starch can deodorise smells too when sprinkled and left to work its magic for about half an hour, I have used this so much after getting water in my car to get ride of the wet car smell. Bots love it almost like a facial mask and floor cleaner.

Corn starch is also good for removing excess car polish and wax. The last thing you need after giving your car a good polish is residue that will attract dirt more than it did before. This is definitely one of Knockouts' favourite things after he learns about it. And with a buff it can also help remove swirl marks on black cars.

3. Toothpaste

toothpaste can be applied to make our headlights shine brighter. When headlights start to get foggy, or get the yellow stain to them, it helps remove all the excess dirt and grime with warm soapy water and a cloth, then apply any cheap toothpaste and rub.

Don't get it on your cars paintwork!!, Apply tape or plastic around it or toy can make your paint bubble, chip or fade off.

4. Most Soda/Soft drink, Energy drinks and a few other drinks.

It's no secret humans have a large collection of flavoured drinks that many of us love. And it happens that many of them are actually very good at removing rust. Nearly every type of soda and Energy drink can be used for this purpose but so can Black tea.

Brew a Strong Cup of Black Tea: Soak a tea bag or loose tea leaves in water to create a brew, than soak what you want in it for a while then scrub it with some steal wool. So many of these things honestly scare the bots. How can a fleshy human body withstand drinking a rust removing agent.

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"Jack, can I borrow some money?" Miko asked while hanging upside down on the couch as she watched him work. "No Miko I'm low on funds as it is, just brought some stuff" he calls back to her as he works over the small burner stove.

She lets out a groan before rolling off the couch to walk over to watch him. "What are you doing?, science experiment, cooking, drugs?" She shot off a collection of questions. "No I'm making some leather conditioner. Mom got given a whole lot of old bees wax and I'm using it with coconut oil and some scented oil" he hums back, not paying to much attention to her.

"Oh like that stuff you uses for your shoes and your mom uses in her car." Ralph asked peaking up from his computer. "Yea, I running low and well they had coconut oil on special so I'm making alot of it so I can store it" Jack calls back giving Ralph a smile.

"Oh that's so cool, wait do you think the bots would use it, oh. Do you think they have anyway of getting thinks like seat polish or stuff like that?" She asked before her mouth hangs open at the thought, she hadn't ever seen any of the bots do maintenance like that. Yes they had decontamination sprays and small work from Ratchet when things weren't working but they had never seen the bots really take care of themselves.

"Jack, do you think [Name] would be able to get some things for us, I have an idea, we have never seen the bots every actually look after themselves, we could do them a little spar day" she exclaims excitedly.

"Miko, maybe the bots haven't because they don't need it," Jack hisses under his breath. Before sighing. "OK, yes, they do, Arcee want admit it, but I do leave her a jar of the mix." He mumbles.

Miko punches the air in excitement. "Oh this is awesome just you wait!" She runs out of the small room to the rails as her eyes search for the person she was looking for. "[Name!] Your a mechanic Right?" She yells to get their attention.

They look up from their own car they had been doing maintenance on. "Ah I would say that but I know some stuff why?" They call back.

"Got an idea for when the bots get back but need your help." She smiles at them while skipping down the stairs.

The drive back out of Jasper towards the base is one filled with loud music and chatter from the young girl as she looks through the different items in the bags. "Wait what's all the energy drinks for?" She asked while looking up at them. "Well I remember hearing Ratchet complain able getting low on his rust removing agent and these bad boys work just as well, plus I drink them" they explain.

"OK... and the other stuff?" She questions. "It's all stuff I use normally for car maintenance, that way I don't have to spend a fortune on expensive stuff. You wanna get the bots a bit of a spa day, these are the things you need" they hum as they egt closer to base.

By the time they make it back inside the bots are chatting about and mingling with each other again, only looking over to see who had driven in. "Autobot may I please have your Attention" they call out. All of them pause their conversation as they turn to look and wait.

"Yes what can we do for you?" Optimus asked a slight rumble echoing from him. They hold up the bags of stuff. "I know you guys are undercover and technically don't exist, and I doubt Fowler gets you stuff for maintenance, so I've got some stuff to help out," they explain.

"SPA DAY!!!" Miko shouts, it catches Jack and Ralph's attention as they look over the guard rails. It earns looks form the collection of bots.

"Turst me" they hum while grabbing out a can of energy drink and cracking it. They take a large mouth fuel. "You guys haven't had a chance to really relax and have something outside of medical from Ratchet and I know you guys are now carting us around and your interior isnt as clean as you want it. So I have supplies." They state while pulling out the different things and explaining what they do.

When they get to the last two bags filled with cheap soda and energy drinks, a wicked smile crosses their face. "And these are for Ratchet and myself." They hum. "And why is that?" Arcee tilts her head slightly while her optics narrow, trying to figure out their purpose.

"They are for me because they have caffeine and Taurine in them and it keeps me awake and working for when Ratchet needs an extra hand for welding your wounds. They are for Ratchet becuase they are great rust removing agent" the moment they finish that sentence all the bots go quiet. Jack and Miko are trying not to laugh and Ralph just looks on in awe.

"Spit it out right now!" Ratchet nearly shouts as he moves to scoop them up, panic written across his face as the other autobots move out of his way. "Are you draft! Why woudl you drink Rust remover!" He nearly shouts panic over taking him.

"Easy Ratch! I ain't dying!" They shout, laughing over the panic in all their optics. "Ratchet, will they be OK?" Optimus asked, worried. Arcee shoots a glare at the kids who are now laughing so hard over the situation. Bulkhead is pacing back and forth. "This isn't good, what do we tell Fowler if they off-line!"

"Do you have any idea what that will do to your internal organs" Ratchet hisses and he begins fussing over them. "Uh yea, removes the rust" they state, trying their hardest not to laugh. They got to make the joke and they couldn't be prouder of themself.

"You don't have Fragging rust your an Organic!" He nearly snarls. "Ratchet fuck, settle down, it hasn't killed me yet and I've been drinking it longer than I've known you guys exist. Alot of our drinks can remove rust it's just something they do" they try to settle him down.

"No, absolutely no, you will not be drinking this in my presence ever. Do I make myself clear!" It has nearly the whole base stiff from how worked up he is. "Guess this would be a bad time to tell you about how everything we consume has the potential to kill us?"

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[panicbones]

jackie and bulkhead scribble from while i was watching tfp w friends

[bulkheadbignaturals]

I’m gonna be on a cruise with family for the entire week I won’t be active much or at all due to limited access to internet. I’ll try to return with drawings! And possibly fan art for a certain fanfic… :3€

In the meantime have some TFP Wreckers buttons I made last week! I didn’t have the shell for Magnus so he isn’t pressed unfortunately

[quirekey]

MATCHUP FOR @runicarbiter02

[ Transformers x Human!reader ]

You have got BULKHEAD TFP!

INTRODUCTION

Today you were ecstatic! You have gotten a ticket to go to a musical you have been anticipating for; for so long! You were jumping and squealing on your way there, nothing could go wrong today, nothing!!

You skipped around the pathway and quickly got to the cinema. You entered, placed your ticket in and claimed your seat in the front, middle. The show was on hold so you decided to just go on your phone, read some strange page you found on tumblr called Quirekey. Why not send in a request to waste some time?

(See what i did there >:)

… BAAM!! The whole crowd was blinded with a purple explosion. Debris flew across the massive room and in immediate and natural reaction, the crowd ran off. You decided to be selfless for today and quickly escorted the families next to you out. You fought off the debris and dragged people out.

The smoke dimmed and faded away and thankfully nothing else collapsed. You turned around to find more people that may need help, but all you saw was something that no human could ever imagine. What in the world… You immediately went to hide behind a chair way in the back, watching from afar.

A massive, bulky and dull green robot that had a red insignia was bringing down a smaller but still seemingly strong and pristine looking red bot that had a purple insignia. They were some sort of alien species and they were battling, the insignias must’ve indicated the teams or something. Is this normal?

A portal behind then opened behind the two and the bulky green one threw the red one in. He looked around for something then saw only you. Seemingly everyone evacuated, amazing for them, not so much for you.

“Woah, kid! We really need to bring you to safety, come on. I’ll bring you back to my base and I’ll explain more on the way.”

You were hesitant but these guys are alien robots, they looked so cool!!

“Name’s Bulkhead, hop on my hand and I’ll bring ya.”

You hopped onto his hand and you two were off to the base!

HEADCANONS

Either platonic or romantic:

- When Bulkhead introduces you to the team, they do seem tired because he got caught but are also chill with it. Though Miko was a good partner for Bulkhead, he wasn’t able to stop her from running off enough. Optimus decided to just pair you with him instead, just to test things out.

- Bulkhead is upset for a bit, he lost his rock-hardcore partner, but you are able to make up for it. You decide to show Bulkhead some of your favourite musicals and video game music. Though they don’t hit like rock, they are similar and also better in a way. It’s all bubbly and fun, a new taste for Bulkhead. Bulkhead does enjoy the new taste.

- You are also very easy-going with him. You have lots of patience with him and understand that changing partners out of nowhere is hard. You do give him space but also try to like rock yourself. He understands you are a people pleaser and insists you be yourself.

- You usually decide to just have small talk and slowly tell him about yourself every conversation. Bulkhead is comfortable with this and honestly starts to enjoy you more.

- Bulkhead will find you reading or watching a lot of mythology and fantasy. He is quite new to the concept so you like to talk about the different types of mythologies like urban legends made all around the world, Norse Mythology or maybe even Greek! Bulkhead enjoys the creepy and creative legends the Japanese people make.

Romantic only:

- Bulkhead was the first one to suggest big hugs and cuddles. He comes up behind you, picks you up and puts you into a gentle but warm grasp! You may give kisses to him too, little ones of course! Don’t wanna make your partner flustered.

- You two don’t get to hang out often since Bulkhead is the one taking the big punches in the team. So sometimes you leave little love notes in his chassis so when he finishes his battle, he can read it for motivation to keep going.

- Drawing is fun, and you like to use it on Bulkhead quite often. You like to make little doodles of you and Bulkhead just hugging or on a date. Little fantasies you have that play in your head. It’s fun to see Bulkhead blush at your little drawings, while also having trouble actually seeing it at full quality.

Honestly I am honoured to do your match!! Congrats on your bachelor’s btw!! Idk how hard that is to get but I heard it is something to honour, I wish you the best with your journey in history :) – to runicarbiter02

[ihaznoclue]

Eeeee hi! Saw your requests were open so I was wondering if you'd be down to write something about TFP Bulkhead confessing his feelings to someone? Maybe Miko and Wheeljack are trying to be his wingmen? Whatever you feel like honestly!!

HIIII! ^w^ Thank you for requesting as this big guy needs some love! <3

Pairing -> Bulkhead x Reader

Warnings -> None

Note -> Bulkhead confessing his feelings towards you

Genre -> Fluff

Bulkhead

This big guy would stumble over his words since he's quite the clumsy weaker

Miko and Wheeljack would obviously know he has a crush on you

So they pair up and plan something for you and Bulkhead

Once he confesses to you

You answer him with your honest opinion

"Hey Name! I need to ask you something" Miko called out to you, as she walked up to you after coming back from school

"Hey Miko, what's up?" You asked, raising an eyebrow

"I need you to meet on top of the base soon, I need to talk to you later but I am suppose to be doing something right now" Miko said

"Oh okay, That's fine I'll meet you up there soon then" You then waved at Miko as she walked away around the corner

But around the corner Wheeljack was there as it was his turn to talk to bulkhead that just got back from picking up Miko from school, Miko gave him the nod as he walked out from the corner to Bulkhead

"Hey Bulk, I need to ask ya something Pal" Wheeljack hit Bulk on the back to make sure he knows Wheeljack was here

"Hey Jackie, What's up? What do you need?" Bulkhead spoke as he waited for a reply form his buddy

"I need you up on base soon to talk to you about something, is that okay with you?" Wheeljack asked

"Sure Jackie I'll be there soon" Bulkhead answered as Wheeljack gave him a nod as he walk back to the corner as Miko gave him a thumbs up

"Now We wait and watch"

Now it was time to go up Base, you were the first one as you waited for Miko but then heard heavy stomps coming from behind, you turned around to see Bulkhead

"Oh Hey Bulkhead, I didn't think I'll see you up here, By any chance have you seen Miko? She told me to meet up here for her" You asked

But for bulkhead he was trying so hard not to stumble as he saw you, he then replied to your question

"I- No I haven't seen her, Jackie told me to meet him here as well.." Bulkhead felt embarrassed as he now knows that Wheeljack and Miko set him up

They obviously knew his crush on the female human that caught his spark once he set eyes on her

"Hm Weird, maybe me and you can talk then" You then gave that generous smile that he always loved

He gave a slight nod as he was now next to you, he then heard some giggling behind him as he turned around to see Miko giggling and Wheeljack smirking as he gave the thumbs up

It was now or never

"Na-" He was interrupted by you, "You know Bulk, I like your company. You give me a sense of protection and I like that" Well that was random but he felt more determined now

"Name" He spoke out which caused you to look up at him smiling, now he was feeling nervous

"Can I say something?" He was going for it, it was now or never and its now

"Hm? Sure you can tell me anything"

"I- Um.. I've been meaning to tell you this for a while and I hope it doesn't affect our friendship.." He paused, the look you were giving him was making him more and more nervous

"It's okay take your time" You spoke as you had the whole time in the world and you were patient for this moment

You knew exactly what he was going to say but you wanted him to say it, you wanted him to say the words

"From the moment I laid eyes on you I felt something in my spark that you were the one for me and I was meaning to tell you.. I like you name" Bulkhead closed your eyes to not see your reacted

But you smiled as you went to touch his servo making him open his eyes and look down at you

"I like you too Bulk"

"YES!" you heard a scream, turning around to see Miko cheering as well as Wheeljack

So that's what Miko had to do

They set you two up

But at least it was worth it

-A<3

[wichwitchisit-blog]

If anyone is doing a TFP StarScream redemption AU you should totally have a moment between StarScream and Bulkhead where Bulkhead asks about what was goimg on when he came back to life. (In Armada when he killed StarScreams clone)

Not because BulkHead knowing it was just a clone being super important but because BulkHead deserves to know.

[margoshamangolord]

Bulkhead petting a Kitty :3

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