#Btw anytime I say you’re a dork to any of my mutuals im always smiling cheesily at my phone. Jus so you know

[sapphosdickandballs]

My most queer known poet,

How does One begin this sort of thing? By quote, apparantelly.

Anyways! Give me Janis. From The original musical. In case you haven't seen that, The New version will suffice.

Your thoughts on Cady and recent Cady would also be much appreciated. Also I require your thoughts on one Gus porter. And hunter. Grant no mercy, give no quarter. Obliterate.

Yes, crams has tried to sell Me that book. You can try as well, though :3. Also I'm gonna need your thoughts on Camilla noceda.

My regards to the most decaying thighs of sapho,

Kiekebe .

PS. spot the Time war references!

You are such a dork /pos :]

Janis (gonna have to be the new one 😔 haven’t seen the musical.)

Okay maybe it’s my intense love for auli cravahlo but I actually liked the new one a lot more. I feel like she was more like able (tho she still doesn’t get condquenses)

Her and Regina always. Even more so in the new movie

Her and damian again I fear. I also feel like she’d vibe w Karen were she not a plastic

She’s literally an idiot. Idc what canon or anyone else says. She’s stupid and a dork and i love her

Wish she would’ve bitch slapped Cady across the face

New Cady-

She fucking SUCKS. She can’t sing she’s boring she is allergic to serving cunt it’s tragic.

Nobody I hate her ass. Don’t inflict her on anyone

Her and White Boy can be friends ig. Can be boring together. Eat plain white bread or sm

That her and White Boy don’t have any chemistry (too lazy to google his name) like. He had more chemistry w Regina who we know is a lesbian

That she would’ve been hit by a bus

Old cady -

Lindsay Lohan always slays so like. I’d say I can tolerate her. I still don’t like the character but I can deal with it as long as Lindsay’s there

Kevin G. Fight me. I think they would’ve been good together.

I think her and Karen should’ve been friends

Hrmmm. She wasn’t on Regina George’s level and idk how erryone decided she could fill Regina’s shoes. Also goes for new cady too

🤷‍♀️ her and Kevin G together ig

Gus Porter-

My boy! I love him! He was such a king I think.

I didn’t like him with mattholomew but they should’ve made him a boyfriend. With cat ears. That’s the vibes I’m getting.

Him and Luz are adorable. I think he should’ve been friends w the twins too they can wreak havoc 2gether

Hes gayyyyyyy. His ass is gayyyyy. You can’t tell me otherwise that boy is gay

Wish he would’ve used his illusion magic more

Hunter (Hunter fans look away. Heart I’m sorry)

He’s boring. He’s not interesting enough for the anntetion y’all give him. The clone stuff was interesting but idk him as a character just didn’t compel me

No one

Him and Willow could be good friends I think

i dont like huntlow as a ship.

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