#Bs

[porter-pumpkim]

ii name realization

Steve cobs actually has a name, Steve,

His name isn't corn cob, while the contestants are just called what they are,

What if in the actual real world that mephone4 has avoided objects actually have names, like in hfjONE, but sense mephone has only ever known cobs or just couldn't think of names, they just got called what they are?

Imagine being an ii contestant finally entering the real world, and everyone is very weirded out that you do the equivalent of introducing yourself as "human person" or "homosapien guy" instead of saying an actual name,

To a contestant it's a weird situation of realizing you're missing several key traits of being a person, like a name, a background, a childhood, as far as the government is concerned you don't even exist,

While to regular objects, these strange almost but not quite people are going around functioning on logic regular people just can't, flaming paintbrushes, psychic candles and spoons, healing from things like broken limbs in just a day cause any longer is inconvenient, (looking at you knife) falling from hights that should kill someone and being fine, summoning teacups from literally nowhere for comedic effect mid conversation, (looking at you taco) doing things a regular person can't, they don't have names, they don't have actual jobs, it's genuinly like cartoon characters come to life trying to function in a real setting,

[theartofangirling]

how it feels existing in the world after watching black sails

[kuzuyamii]

happy anniversary to whatever is going on in this show

[helbrides]

"kill them with kindness" WRONG. LONG JOHN SILVER'S PEG LEG 🦿🦿🦿🦿🤯🤯🤯🤯💥💥💥💥 🦿🦿🦿🦿🤯🤯🤯🤯💥💥💥💥 🦿🦿🦿🦿🤯🤯🤯🤯💥💥💥💥🦿🦿🦿🦿

[yazmati]

did a powerpoint presentation evening with some friends, here are some highlights

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a crossover for funsies

[theroundbartable]

Uther: magic is pure evil, it invades the heart of men and -

Merlin: pure evil? PURE EVIL? you wanna know what's pure evil and corrupting souls and what not? Love!!!! And destiny!!! You fall in love ONE time and suddenly you have a stupid dragon on your back, telling you to give up everything you are to follow them to the depth of hell and back, and all you need in return, and by need I mean crave, is a punch to the arm and maybe a laugh on a very daring day. You'll rip out your own heart for them, damn entire kingdoms for a stupid smile! THAT'S EVIL!

Uther: damn

Uther: fuck, you're right. It was never magic it was those blasted feelings! I should ban couples from Camelot!

Merlin: oh my god, same. I'm gonna help you. Just gonna forbid marriages

Uther: you're so right! I mean, love made me marry a troll!

Merlin: I KNOW!

Arthur: Gwen, I need your help. My father and Merlin found the Bourbon

[bs-ent]

right in front of his meat pie

[odysseusilver]

BLACK SAILS SPOILER WARNING!

I wanted to post this since I haven’t seen anyone else do so (and since I stumbled across it) but here’s the script for Vane’s execution with annotations from Robert Levine (Source: Mashable)

[girlactionfigure]

[theartofangirling]

this fucking sucks I'm going to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] spend a decade fighting against english colonial rule in the name of his ideals until I am no longer recognizable even to myself

[kuzuyamii]

how was this show real

[mega-ringsandthings-world]

The thing is. The thing is about black sails is. What did they get in the end for all their pain and suffering and blood? Well, nothing. Absolutely nothing. In the end it all came down to nothing and it meant nothing and they were remembered in history as monsters and died as monsters. But yet it meant everything. They failed, every single one of them, but the fact that they failed meant they tried and that meant everything. They failed in the end, so what was the point of it all? Wouldn't it be better off if none of them had tried, if none of them had bled and struggled and fought or even met? But THAT is the point! The point was in the living, not in the dying, not in the failing! It was in the trying! The way they tried because of each other and for each other! The way they tried to beat against something that could not and would not ever move in their lifetimes! Flint tried for Thomas and Miranda tried for Flint and Miranda tried for Thomas and Silver tried for Flint and Mr. Gates tried for Flint and Max tried for Eleanor and Eleanor tried for Max and Charles Vane tried for Elaenor and Mr. Scott tried for Eleanor and Mr. Scott tried for Madi and Silver tried for his men and Billy tried tried tried and the Maroon Queen tried and Madi tried for freedom and Jack tried and Anne tried And Jack tried for Anne and Anne tried for Jack and Anne tried for Max and Max tried for Anne, and Eleanor's grandmother tried for her and Eleanor tried for Woodes Rogers and Woodes Rogers tried for her, and Woodes Rogers tried and Edward Teach tried for Charles Vane and Jack tried for Charles Vane and on Skull island, Silver may or may not have tried one last time and they all tried and it meant nothing and yet everything. Everything. Because the point was not the losing, but that they fought at all to win.

[orpheusilver]

flint shouldve been at the gay club making out with a dude he just met and anne and vane shouldve been at the punk venue breaking noses in the pit and miranda and madi shouldve been at the club telling each other they look amazingggggg in the bathroom and silver shouldve been at the bdsm dungeon pretending hes a switch and jack shouldve been selling drugs to all of them

[helbrides]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE RATHER AN HONEST, STRAIGHTFORWARD PERSON. I THOUGHT IT WAS YOUR SECRET PRIDE.

black sails (2014-2017) / the great gatsby - f. scott fitzgerald

[bs-ent]

rip 💀