#Bruce takes a personal pleasure in getting as many rich snobs as possible to take a box home
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ailithnight · 2 months ago
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Bruce, feigning to be very drunk at this point, whips out his phone and orders like a thousand boxes of fruitloops delivered to the gala because,
"I thought the lad wanted them. It's okay, all my kids complain about gala food too. : ) Dickie always asked for cereal at the end of the night. : ) : ) Of course now he doesn't need to ask and just gets it for himself. I can't believe my baby got all grown up on me. :, ("
Everyone else just titters about ole Brucie going overboard trying to please this random teenager. Danny is just viciously enraged, on the verge of a conniption, by the display. Still takes a box or two though. If only for the wicked pleasure of throwing one at Vlad's head and telling him it came from Bruce Wayne.
Danny keeps on meeting Brucie Wayne at Galas when he goes to keep Sam company. He hates the man. There is no adoption, no adoption jokes, he never meets Batman. Give me Danny Fenton and his unending beef with Brucie Wayne. Bruce finds this absolutely hilarious. This feisty 14 year old is incredibly fun to antagonize.
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