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psalmsofpsychosis · 8 months ago

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so anyway fuck DC, i'm tired of the same-plot-different-shoes stories give me weelchair-bound Bruce Wayne in his 50s making a bat sanctuary in the Wayne Manor gardens and discreetly doing detective work while his kids run the errands, and his worst case is Joker that he meets by the end of story and Joker kisses him on the cheek and tells him "thank you for all your hard work," before he fuck offs again.

#I have been watching a lot of super heartwarming mobies to heal myself from 2023 basically #and i keep thinking about whether we actually can do a playful calm batman scenario. and the answer is WE FUCKING CAN #it's just that everyone in the dc writing department is braindead with 67 years of therapy due #anyway i'm pitchin'#Bruce reads Alfred convoluted bedtime stories while the kids bring him info #and he can't punch the villains anymore so he goes to the spot and holds a therapy session for them #he cooks and knows 990 different salad recipes #throws himself a little dainty birthday part on his birthday when he thinks noone is watching #Bruce in a bathtub with Tim washing his hair and back as he recites case details from memory #Damien shoving a whole muffin into his mouth when he's done listening to him #Batman #Batfam #batjokes #Bruce Wayne

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