#Bruce learns about any of the life threatening things Reid was put through and has a heart attack

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Bruce sulks harder when Reid mentions trying to qualify for his firearm

Just little Reid being Bruce’s pride and joy, getting all his degrees and doctorates and being suck a sweet kid. Then he joins the FBI

There’s definitely still fun to be had with that, like doing a “Who Am I?” with unsubs his team profiled and Gotham rouges with the fam. The Team asks about his family and Reid talks about his foster dad and siblings who sound like human disasters but are just wonderful to him and were part of the reason he wanted to join the FBI and help people, come to find out it’s the freaking Wayne’s.

They realize this when a case pops up in Bludhaven and Dick hugs the soul out of his baby (?) brother and the tea is officially spilled. Another time they need some insider knowledge about drugs an unsub is using and who on the black market might be selling it so Reid calls up Jason, who helps out and leaves the call with “see ya at improv bro” not realizing he was on speaker.

At some point there’s a worry that all the Wayne’s are just secretly some mob family since Reid has “A Guy™️” that is always a foster/adoptive family member that ranges to a cop in the most corrupt city, a CEO, some kid who knows way too much about murder and assassins, a drug lord, and some green icon Garcia is pals with. But that’s Reid’s family and also a good group of sources that have helped them out so what can they do? Go after a rich and prominent family their friend is related too?

Bruce gets another murder frame up and awkwardly is arrested by Reid until the charges get cleared up

Guys help, I’ve been watching Criminal Minds while I draw and then I remember “hey I think that I remember see a Batfam x CM cross over fic” and I look it up and it’s not quite my thing, but then I found another where Spencer is part of the batfam and then I had a dream about it last night and now I’m debating drawing it.

Also Penelope Garcia should be a lesbian the CM writers are just fucking cowards.