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betty-bourgeoisie · 2 years ago

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For the like two of you actually following this saga my cousins wedding went off better then could possibly be expected but I still don't like their new husband, so you win some you lose some I guess

#Broski has been unemployed for over a year #doesn't do housework (had to ask me to iron his shirt for him because he doesn't know how to use an iron!!)#spent half the reception outside smoking weed with his buddies while my cousin was being a good hostess #wrote his vows (that were all of two sentences) in ballpoint on his hand)#rather than having them on a piece of paper #and had bad social skills generally #like babe I'm not gonna tell you this at your wedding #but your husband is a straight up loser #and if you'd bothered to introduce him to the family before your wedding #I would have told you that earlier #'oh he can't work because of his dyslexia'#hey what the fuck are you talking about #6 other people here (including myself) have dyslexia and we all have jobs and college degrees #your man is unemployable because he's a community college drop out with shitty personality #not because he's dyslexic

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