#Bro was actually the one to suggest adding Ratchet to the list

[immabebaby]

Back on my bs 😎 and by bs I mean making my brother regret getting me into transformers

Anywayyy what I'm here for is this (most of my knowledge comes from tfp and ff (I also have only heard like 3 songs from Six))

Ex wives (Six) but Megatron is King Henry

The order (from what I've gathered)

Catherine of Aragon - Shockwave

Anne Boleyn - Starscream

Jane Seymour - Soundwave

Anne of Cleves - Ratchet

Katherine Howard - Knockout

Catherine Parr - Optimus Prime

I swear they make sense, hear me out.

Soundwave makes perfect sense, "only one he truly loved" Meg has deep respect for Soundwave and Lazerbeak can be the baby cuz Meg likes Beaky

Okay so Ratchet's there cuz it's funny also he fucked off when it came to interacting w Megatron so it's funny

Optimus is there for Mega like the whole time so it also makes perfect sense that he'd see him "to the end of his life" (I originally had him first, but then moved him to last)

Starscream is mostly there bc he waltzed in to steal the crown and, well, he didn't exactly get it lol

I thought putting knockout there was funny