#Bro is literally adorable and charismatic how tf

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You ever start yearning at 3 am and cry

Everytime I think abt how Matthew has probably never felt the touch of another person since middle school, I GET SO SAADDD. LIKE NNOOO COME HEREEE ILYYY ILL TREAT YOU BETTER 💔💔

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I chuckle every time someone mentions that he is a good dancer. Bro, where?.. maybe Jimin spoiled me too much with his dancing and performing idk, but whatever tf jk does looks... unsettling to say the best. He's too stiff and awkward. He acts cocky (a bit too cocky) and he lacks confidence and musicality to be a good performer. He painfully lacks stage presence and aura that are needed for a performer. Too unnatural while trying to be 'cool' but too awkward and pathetic while trying to be 'natural'.

You see, when Jimin performs you can feel with your whole body and soul that he adores it, that he adores dancing and acting and bringing into life his concepts and ideas. You can literally see that he gives his all and he has this natural ability and talent to connect with his audience, to lure them. He doesn't let anyone get their eyes off of him. You can't help but follow every his move, voice, facial expressions and antics. He shines, sometimes so bright that I have to sit for 5 to 10 minutes in a silence and think about it. He has this unexplainable aura that is just so hypnotizing and you can't stop looking at him. And he's very, very natural. Not cocky, but flirty, luring, playful, graceful, strong and sharp when needed and gentle and flowy when the stage requires it. He's everything and a bit more. He literally can be whatever you and he wants to be. A chameleon. He literally lives FOR and ON stage. He's just born and crafted for this. He opens his soul and heart for others.

Tae knows that he lacks both in dancing and vocals so he tries to perform with his face. And let me tell you sometimes he tend to be quite charismatic. Well, ig when you only have your face and is a whole ass dozen in other fields but you also live for attention you don't have a choice but perform with your face.

Hobi is quite a good performer too. He acts cocky just like jk but in his case it looks natural. Plus, he's a cool dancer and you can feel that he loves it. He lacks awkwardness.

NJ is no comments. He tries to be sexy (and well, sometimes he succeeds but you didn't hear it from me...) but otherwise he lacks in everything. But he does nice rapping in ddaeng tho. His performing style is 'too cool for you, much better than you'. Idk

Jin is no comments, too. He's just not made for stage and performing. He has nice ballads and they fit him. Honestly, he better stick to singing them (Koreans love his songs, I noticed), just without any movement. Stay or sit there and sing and showcase your face. That's all he needs and he's gonna be fine.

Yg is too much of a 13 yo 'edgy' 'cool' 'better than thou' 'hurt' boy. He performs the same. Sometimes it works but otherwise he's just meh.

Jk again. Well, I already said earlier that he's awkward. He tends to have stable vocals but otherwise he's just kinda there, other vocalists voices, especially, Jimin's, outshine him. Again, idk how he even got to stage performing cuz all I see is a hunk mediocre fratboy who specializes in athetics trying to be an artist. I was an army for quite a long time and bingewatched their performances and let me tell you the only one I remember of his is 'bad boy' cover of Rain and that walk in white suit (notice how these are solo... his only way to standout). He has become much more worse since 2020. I cringed so hard at his my time performing and i was an army then mind you. Like, just downright bad. Especially, his dancing. I'm 🤏 close to start calling him a dozen, man. He tries to be cool and sexy but turns out to look childish and vulgar. Just very unsettling.

Anyways, now I have to go and binge watch Jimin's performances again cuz I missed this mf and his perfect button nosie and pretty eyes and sweet voice. When will this jimin-drought-misery end I just wanna know he's happy and lives his best life

Lol that was so harsh but I kinda agree with you.

You're right taehyung compensates the bad dancing with his expressions but sometimes his expressions look cringe too. But most of the time he does okay. Whenever someone says that tae should be in the dance line I just feel like slamming my head against the wall lol.

I always thought that jin should be an ost singer. Dancing or even the stage presence is not his strongest suit.

Namjoon, yoongi and hobi : Agree with you completely.

Hobi is an amazing dancer skill wise. And he has a good stage presence. I mean he killed it in Lollapalooza. But during group songs, he usually doesn't get my attention that much on stage. Maybe I'm just biased cause I can only watch jimin.

Jimin : Agree with you completely.

I think jungkook is a good performer. And his dancing is not that bad but not great either. Wasn't he sent to the US to get trained as a dancer? Still he's average in dancing. And yes he's stiff and a bit awkward. Armies, like always, overpraise him sometimes.

And the moment someone praises jimin dancing, those snakes just have to add hobi in it. Like dude they're talking about jimin. Armies just have some kind of problem with jimin getting praised over the other members. Idiots.

Also I saw some people saying that seven's choreo is so frat boyish and I laughed so hard because it was so true lol. It's not that bad. But he does look like a frat boy.

But yeah pretty agree with you on everything you said anon.