#Bricky SCP

[ask-the-scarlet-kingdom-au]

Hey Patience, what is Bricky up to?

Dr. Patience: He’s a bit shaken up right now. That Lego creature Cory made got him upset. I wonder where that thing went…

[autistic-fool-with-ideas]

Give that kid a uniform!!!

[oiladgivememoney99]

SCP Rewrite, The Living Lego

"Aughhhhhhh…” Cory groaned as he laid down in bed, about three days after he encountered The Mother In The Ice. “Can’t believe I’m still sick from that mission… wait, that means I don’t have training today!” Cory celebrated in his head as he prepared for another sick day off of work, until…

“Ah Cory, exactly where I thought you’d be!” Cory heard the familiar voice of the Old Guy put in charge of training him:

“Dr. Patience!?” Cory groaned. “Do I gotta go to training today?”

“Of course, you’ve had three days off already!” The Doctor practically dragged the complaining Private out of bed and into the testing chamber.

“Ugh, why do I even have to be here? What are we gonna turn another guy into soup?” Cory chuckled.

“Actually, that’s something I was going to talk to you about, because of that incident we now have a-”

“Hey, what’s up Doc?” Nikole walked into the testing chamber, immediately spilling part the absolutely abhorrent mix of several alcoholic beverages that was in her flask on the floor. “I’m here as a chaperone cause you two war crimed a guy,”

“You’re here as an observer,” Patience corrected. “And he was a Class D Personnel,”

“Yeah, I haven’t needed a chaperone since I was fourteen!”

“Yeah well, according to management someone else needs to be here, and I’m the only one who could do it,” Nikole shrugged and leaned against the wall. “Look at whatever you’re gonna look at,”

“Well she’s enthusiastic…” Cory pouted. “What are we looking at anyway?”

While Nikole and Cory were talking, Dr. Patience was carrying a tub of Legos™ into the lab which he placed gently onto the floor.

“Oh my God, Legos™!” Cory beamed as the tub of plastic bricks was placed on the floor.

“Not just any-” Dr. Patience was interrupted by Cory instantly shoving the Legos™ together and creating. “Oh God Cory don’t-”

It was too late, he had already made a Germanesque tank… that immediately fired upon Nikole who dashed underneath a table and shot the Tank over and over as Cory screamed.

“Got it,” Nikole huffed.

“She killed my tank…” Cory pouted.

“For good reason, that thing could’ve blown up this whole lab!” Patience ranted.

“Still… what was that anyway?”

“That is SCP-387, a tub of Legos™ that cause whatever’s built by it to come to life!” Dr. Patience explained with a smile as he dumped a bunch of the Legos™ on the table.

“Wow! Imagine what a kid could do with those!” Cory stared at them with starts in his eyes as Nikole chuckled a little. “What?”

“That actually was an experiment back in the day,” Dr. Patience explained. “The Foundation gave the Legos™ to a bunch of a children, they built a bunch of helicopters and tanks that all went around and… did what your tank did!”

Nikole snickered as Cory blankfaced. “…Oh,”

“That’s why I’ve decided to use this anomaly responsibly!” Dr. Patience declared. “Come on out Bricky!”

A little guy, about the size of a child made out of multiple different coloured Legos™ walked out of a separate testing chamber and into the laboratory.

“Oooooo!” Cory cooed at the thing.

“Impressive, isn’t he? He’s my new assistant,” Patience smiled.

“He’s cool… I wanna build one!” Cory grabbed the tub of legos, Patience followed cautiously behind as Nikole sauntered on over to Bricky.

“Hey Lego™ kid,” The ‘Lego™ Kid’ in question looked up curiously at the woman who pulled her flask out of her pocket and handed it to the little guy-

Cory was creating another Bricky while Dr. Patience watched cautiously.

“Are you sure this is a good idea, the last thing you made-”

“It’ll be fiiine, it’s just another Bricky,” Cory waved his hand as he finished creating the head of the Lego™ Man.

He looked just like Bricky, just with a more hunchbacked, derpier appearance. It made an overly drawn out “guhh” sound as it gained sentience.

“Are you sure, he looks-”

“Guhhhhgh”

“He looks great, I’m gonna name you… Benson, yeah that’s a good name,” Cory smiled at the goblinesque Lego™ creature he had unfortunately given life. The unholy creature moved his head over to Bricky and Nikole who were-

“Nikole! Did you… did you get Bricky drunk?!” Dr. Patience stomped over to the Sergeant as Benson continued to grunt and groan like a caveman.

“I didn’t get him drunk, he took my flask!” Nikole argued as the stumbling Lego™ assistant well… stumbled his way towards Benson, flask somehow sitting in his blocky hands.

While the Doctor and the Alcoholic argued. Benson looked at Bricky… and immediately starting punching him repeatedly.

“And other thing- Oh my God Bricky!” Patience yelped as his assistant was beaten by his deformed, poorly named twin. Cory screamed like a girl while Nikole aimed at Benson and

Click She forgot to bring spare ammo. Nikole shrugged just kinda accepting that poor Bricky will die-

BONK

Bricky bashed Benson over the head with the flask, shattering the more deformed Lego™ creature’s head into pieces. Then the rest of him completely disassembled as Bricky raised his hands in celebration and then fell to the floor and conked out.

“BENSON!” Cory yelped as his son died, he ran over to picked up some of the bricks.

“Sorry Blondie, but on the bright side he looked like he was in eternal pain,” Nikole shrugged as he picked up her flask from Bricky’s hand.

“I don’t want to agree with her, but yes, he didn’t seem very happy alive,”

“Awwww… can I build another one?” Cory looked up at the Doctor like a puppy.

“Hah! Not a chance!”

[stargazerspringles]

What are they talking bout? I have no clue.. but crossovers? Yes! -This is Cobalt, an OC of mine! About a month ago I made a sketch of him as a guard for the hecc of it! XD -I stated in the sketch that Cobalt and Bricky could probably be good friends! They are both more cartoony (well the way I draw bricky that is) and both can’t speak. 

-Cobalt gets around this by using a mini notepad (which is on the floor) to write with ^^ -Cobalt is more of a side character per say? He would be at the foundation just to cheer people up. That’s kinda his only job, is to walk around and ‘talk’ with people. But most people feel more happier once talking to him.

-As stated before in the other drawing I can see these two getting in a lot of trouble together and pulling pranks around the foundation XD -I know that some people don’t like crossovers, and thats perfectly fine!! Anyways have a great rest of your day! Or night! ^^

[autistic-fool-with-ideas]

Decided to do this one

[oiladgivememoney99]

SCP Rewrite Season 2: Waiter, there's an ant in my chocolate!

“Hey Dr. Patience, sorry for uh… sorry for being late,” Cory slumped into the lab of the Doctor alongside Nikole.

“Yeah we’ve uh… been dealing with some shit lately,”

“You mean the Otis rumours?”

“Uh… yeah, how did that spread so fast?” Cory asked, Nikole looked around nervously.

“Nikole got drunk and told literally everyone… Otis threatened to fire her!” Dr. Patience said, his screechy voice.

“The hell, man?”

“I… I’m not surprised at all, actually,” Cory said, Nikole giving the blonde man a look of complete and utter betrayal… before quickly going back to her usual look of disinterest; she took a swig of her flask.

Cory turned away from the alcoholic to Dr. Patience, equally as disinterested looking as the woman. “So, Dr. P, Gus... what are we looking at today?”

“I’m glad you asked, this is actually a very important lesson for you,” Dr. Patience cleared his throat. “Bricky, turn on the lights of the testing chamber,”

The Brick person perked up and rushed over to the testing chamber, his blocky feet click clacking against the floor as he turned on the lights to the room separated by a glass window, revealing…

A completely normal chocolate fountain, sitting on top of a table.

“Now, this is a very important lesson, just because a Skip seems safe doesn’t mean-”

“CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN?!” Cory threw himself towards the glass, pressing his face onto it, Nikole chuckled while the Doctor pinched the bridge of his nose.

“That it is safe… Cory you aren’t allowed to eat from the Fountain,”

Cory looked like he was about to burst into tears as he turned around. “Wh-Why?”

“Because… it’s better if I show you,”

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“So I just eat from the chocolate fountain?” The D Class, blonde, wearing glasses and looking no older than 20 asked as he was brought into the room.

“Yeah, pretend it was that guy you killed in ‘09,” Nikole instructed, smirking.

Cory looked at Nikole and then at the Jumpsuit wearing D Class and then at Dr. Patience. “Why do we use the absolute worst people possible?”

“It’s easier to justify using them as lab rats,” Patience shrugged as the prisoner entered the testing chamber.

“That’s kinda messed up,” Cory pouted.

Nikole shrugged. “Better than using innocent people… or POWs; that’s more of an Insurgency thing anyway,”

“I guess…”

The prisoner bent over all fruity like and licked the chocolate fountain.

“Damn, this is actually pretty, AGH!”

He screamed as ants, numbering in the hundreds began to come out of the fountain and right onto his tongue, and then onto his chest, and then onto his torso, and then… you get the picture.

The man struggled and screamed on the ground as the ants bit him, pinched him and tore him to shreds; taking the shreds right back to the chocolate fountain as the former man was reduced to a puddle of blood. The ants even took the pieces of bones with them.

“Oh… Oh my God,” Cory hurked, but managed to not vomit all over the floor, even Nikole looked pretty shocked.

“See? That’s why you need to always be cautious around even the safest looking of Skips!” Dr. Patience ‘hmmphed’.

Cory looked at the man. “You could’ve just like… told me that it did that,”

“You would’ve went in and eaten from it anyway!”

“Okay true…” Cory pouted. “I still kinda wanna eat from it,”

“Cory!”

“Okay, I was against it at first, now I get why you had to kill the guy,” Nikole chuckled.

Cory looked at the alcoholic with a look of shock and betrayal in his eye. “Nikole…”

“What can I say, I’m easily convinced,” She shrugged as she took a swig from her flask. “Anyways you wanna put the brick guy in there?”

“Bricky?” Dr. Patience said, a spooked look in his eyes. “But… he’s my assistant,”

“Yeah, what if he gets eaten in there?”

“He won’t,” Nikole rolled her eyes, smirking while she waved her hand. “He’s made of Chinese child labour made bricks, he’s inedible,”

“I guess so… are you okay with it Bricky?” Dr. Patience bent down to the brick guy.

Bricky nodded and walked towards the testing chamber, slowly opening the door and casually walking towards the table. He jumped up and grabbed onto the edge of it, wiggling his torso as he climbed onto the table… he shoved his entire head in the chocolate fountain and…

Nothing… absolutely nothing. Perhaps it was the spirit of the possibly thousands of Chinese children that died in the construction of his bricks defending him, or the fact that he had no flesh or internal organs. Either way zero ants came out of the fountain.

Dr. Patience let out a sigh of relief he didn’t know he was holding in, Bricky smiled and turned around to wave at Dr. Patience; who calmly waved back while smiling.

Nikole chuckled, looking around to…

“Wait where’s Cory?”

The camera faced man had dived head first into the chocolate fountain, his entire head was nearly covered in the sweet stuff.

“Cory, get out of there! The ants!” Patience screeched, Nikole covered her ears as the man covered his eyes.

“Why?” Cory asked as he pulled himself from the chocolate. “It’s delicious!”

“Because… because…” Dr. Patience uncovered his eyes. “Why aren’t you being eaten by the ants?”

“Oh yeah how the hell ain’t you dead?”

Cory looked around. “Oh yeah, where are the ants? Not that I’m sad to not see them,”

Bricky looked around and shrugged as he walked out of the testing chamber, Cory walked out soon, but not after taking a couple more slurps of the chocolate fountain.

“Fascinating…” Patience’s look when from fearful and worried to completely lost in thought.

“What?” Cory asked. “Just so you know, I have a fast enough metabolism for this to be fine!”

Nikole chuckled, more cruelly than Patience who also gave a small laugh. “Not that, the fact that 743’s affects,”

“Oh, yeah I guess that’s weird,” Cory shrugged.

“Seems like an entirely good thing to me, Doc,” Nikole said, taking another sip of her flask.

“Obviously,” Patience raised his hands. “I just think it’s interesting,”

Cory cleared his throat. “Welp… nothing particularly interesting, I’m gonna go eat,” Cory left the room just a little too quickly,’

“…Weird,” Patience said.

“Yeah, something’s off,” Nikole shrugged. “Or maybe not, he’s always been kinda weird,”

“True,”

[ask-the-scarlet-kingdom-au]

Where do you think Otis is?

patience: it’s actually spelt t h a t, Bricky. But good try! And to the question, none of us know who Otis is. At least not yet

[autistic-fool-with-ideas]

The Lego that Cory made that never got a name is named dricky now