#Bret Mustangburger

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Alright so. What I love about this picture is that. You can actually read the article. Yes it is small and blury. But you can. And there's some good stuff. I've kept this a secret for far to long.

Just so you know I'm not joking you, I read everything I could and typed it out. Here are most of the words. Some of the words were too blury.

In a stunning come-from-behind victory, Dusty emerged from a crowded feild as the winner of the red bulldozer races yesterday. The crophopper pit crew exploded in celebration as the checkered flag came down.

Dusty was an underdog going into the race even with the publicity surrounding his recent engine overhaul. Dusty waited until late in the game to poor on the speed, stunning the other drivers as he something his final challenge.

Late in the race a major-crash involving no life-threatening injuries delayed the action in the race as the debris were cleaned. Something something made up for lost time in the closing laps.

Traditionally the battle for position in the red bulldozer something something something.

"This is a real Cinderella story." Said announcer Bret Mustangburger. "I can guarantee you that no one was expecting that. We know about the recent overhaul, but the other drivers just weren't prepared for this incredible last minute burst of speed."

Anyone watching the red bulldozer race yesterday must surely now believe in miracles. The vastly underrated Crophopper proved to the world that you can achieve just about anything if you truly believe.

And I confess right now that I never thought Dusty had the faintest chance of taking this contest. Sure, we all heard about his recent overhaul, but considering the competition, Colby Brakeshift and Daryl Chokeup among many others- no sane racing fan gave Dusty half a chance.

A wise man once said "slow and steady wins the race" that might be the case with the tortoise and the hare. But no hare could compete with that last-lap blast of Dusty's. "He came on like a bat outta heck." Said pit crew.

Now that you have the words, I have words.

He recently had some sort of "engine overhaul". I don't entirely know what that means but it sounds like he was taken apart and put back together. Was he engineless for the time being? And basically, if he just got overhauled, he should be fresh. Did Dottie see this problem happening ahead of time?

We have characters Colby Brakeshift and Daryl Chokeup. They're racers and they sound fascinating. I would've loved to know more about them.

Bret Mustangburger said "this is a real Cinderella story". Dusty is a confirmed Disney Princess.

"He came on like a bat outta heck." Said the pit crew. This was definitely Skipper. Did he say hell? Probably. Did Disney change it to heck and put it in a microscopic newspaper article? Yes.

Also notice Lightning Mcqueen in the top left.

They list the sports across the top of the page. They include: racing, baseball, basketball. How do they play baseball and basketball?

In one of the newspapers you can see a pick of Bulldog with captions "British racers, do they cry?"