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gods-sugar-daddy · 4 years

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No wonder Obi wan is such a disaster. Qui Gon just straight up abandons Obi because Qui Gon didn't want to deal with small child Obi when he wanted to stay to help a child revolution, *which was the reason they were there in the first place*

#here's your free child thank you for shopping with us #star wars #obiwan kenobi #qui gon jinn #its like leaving your kid at Walmart #and a couple weeks later #your dad and grandpa call and ask how's the kid #meanwhile your kid #is sneaking around and causing mayhem and chaos while poor Brandon #the tired security guard #is trying to hunt the rascal's parents down and is ready to just hand the kid off to the nearest adult #qui gon:im looking for my child Brandon:*sighs*where did you last see them? qui gon:in the electronics section last week #Brandon: ......so youre the father of thr devil child

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