#Boothill high key hates the car wash because it is incredibly uncomfortable

[theactualsunshinechild]

Dan Heng: "Okay, no. Conversation can wait, you smell like gunpowder and blood, go take a bath."

Boothill: "A bath?"

Dan Heng: "Yes, a shower isn't enough, you need a bath. When's the last time you had one anyway?"

Boothill, counting on his fingers: "Uhhhhhhhh... four.. five? Five."

Dan Heng, apprehensively: "Five what? Hours?"

Boothill: "..."

Dan Heng: "DAYS?"

Boothill: "..........years."

Dan Heng, visibly shaking: "YEARS?!"

Boothill: "Hey, don't give me that! Look at me, this fudging body wasn't exactly made for baths, okay? I usually just put myself through the car wash."

Dan Heng takes him apart and sanitizes each individual component that he can, oils joints, dusts the delicate electrical bits with an air compressor, and Boothill is just laying there like:

"I gotta be honest with ya, partner, this isn't quite how I wanted you inside me, but this sure is forking nice."

(Dan Heng immediately takes his voice box out in embarrassment.)