#Bolek fucking Polívka

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Look, I’m all for Brendan Fraser living the best life ever and being covered in hugs puppies and rainbows, but ...

WHAT .The AcTuaL FUCK is This????

No, not this, this is your generic low-budget sci-fi alien.

.... okay, suddenly we are in the Can’t Place It But Oldtimey?

But THIS????

aND THIS???????

How on earth did they get the ~best~ of czech actors from the early 00′s (Michal Suchánek? Adéla Gondíková????) and Actual American Actors in one movie something?

I mean, the synopsis is ... kinda Cloud Atlas-y,

.... but honestly, the biggest secret of karma is how the fuck did this thing even get made:

(is this a real story? A metaphorical story? Who knows, definitely not me.)

So anyways, if anyone wants to see a movie starring both Brendan Fraser, and , I’m still not believing I’m saying this, Bolek Polívka, the movie is available on demand on vimeo for grand total of 12.99 USD.

I guess this is just how 2020 keeps happening.