#BoiB

[brookiedaaroacecookie]

ATTENTION MURDER DRONES TUMBLR

@how-and-why-do-i-know-this and I have been working long and hard, and we believe we’ve found out who coordinated the boob posts.

it is @kkolg!

Not only do we have a direct confession, but look at the tags on those first two posts!

“I’m glad to have given you that”

“I’m glad to have made an impact”

this implies kkolg has been the mastermind behind the posts this whole time!

Ladies, gentlemen, and every one in between, let’s get a formal confession!

[isilmelinde]

Let's Get To Know The Characters of Black Orchids and Ivory Bones!

Hey guys, I thought I would start posting about the characters of my Undertale fanfic! Kind of like, a 'get to know me' kind of thing for them. We are going to start with the main character Luna and then work our way through the skellies and other characters.

Just as and FYI this will not contain any information that hasn't already been shared in the story so far! (Aside from nicknames) Feel free to send any asks for head cannons or the like! Let's get started!

This is very long so it is going under the cut!

Luna

Character’s full name: Luna Silvius Reason or meaning of name: She was born 4 months premature under a full moon during the winter solstice, her parents took this as a sign Character’s nickname(s): Sugarplum (Sans), Firefly (Papyrus), Sweetheart (Red), Kitten/Tigress (Edge), Honey (Stretch), Dove (Blue), Princess (Black), Angel (Mutt), Boss Lady (Tony), Lulu (Orion) Birth date: Winter Solstice, 25 years post barrier Titles/Jobs: Head decorator and Owner of The Black Orchid Bakery, Healer First Class, General of The Royal Army

Physical appearance Age: around 8.5 centuries old (give or take 25 years) How old does he/she appear: late 20s, early 30s Height: 7 feet 2 inches Body build: soft athletic build Species: Monster, subspecies Vampire Shape of face: heart-shaped (softer when she has her glamour, slightly more angular/sharper without it) Eye color: amethyst Magic color: amethyst Base scent: peach Glasses or contacts: doesn't need them Skin tone: very pale, like her mother Distinguishing marks/scars/features: birth marks on her face (swirling black lines that start at the corner of her eyes and end at her jawline); pointed ears (without glamour); tattoos/marks that cover her entire back and down both arms ending at her first/top knuckles on each hand; has a lot of scars from the war but the most noticeable are a knotted starburst scar below her right clavicle and a large one on her stomach that stretches from her right hip to her left most bottom rib; two sets of fangs; she has her military rank tattooed between her shoulder blades Hair color: opalescent/iridescent white Usual fashion of dress: jeans, t-shirts, crop tops, combat boots Jewelry or accessories: has both ears pierced, three lobe piercings in each ear, two helix piercings in her left ear, an industrial bar piercing through her right

Favorites Color: tied between indigo and maroon Music: symphonic metal Food: when she does eat solids, crepes Literature: historical fiction Form of entertainment: reading Mode of transportation: motorcycle Most prized possession: a hand carved wooden box that was used to hold her grandfather's favorite teas, now holds small mementos from the past, she oils the wood regularly and takes great care with it Misc: Loves plants, has a very green thumb, her room is covered in many different plants and would love to have a huge garden and green house one day, her old apartment balcony used to look like a small jungle during the warmer parts of the year

[basofy]

i hate that the horrifying context makes it hard sometimes to enjoy the sillier parts of this conversation cuz

FUCK YOU MEAN FLESHY PARTS SAY BREASTS!!!!!!!!!! SAY BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!! YOU VIRGIN

[yumenotambourin]

People associate me witg Galacta I have failed at life

[bugisbonkerz]

Went to Safeway today.

[mcytblrconfessions]

im a short and wear a lot of hats so i spend most of my time at mcyt m&gs making direct eye contact with male cc boibs

[corvidcurse]

Boib!

[endorphinmachine]

@vassyflorence

nothing to say here they just remind me of hall and oates sometimes refs underneath

[isilmelinde]

I kinda wanna write a full Mafiafell story. I have read so many good ones, especially one with Gaster in them. It inspires me to write my own.

Maybe one day when I'm done with BOIB.

[splatposts]

i love when men have boib.

[namibozsu]

i have no explanation for this one i just wanted to draw huge boibs

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[rpking99]

There was nothing quite like the joint parties thrown by Wayne Corp and Starrware, plenty of fun to be had out on the main floor, even for those having a drunk hook up. But no one really noticed as the two CEOs slunk off to have their own fun. After all, Karen Starr never could say no to taking care of Bruce Wayne's fat cock, hoping that today was the day he finally knocks her up.

@pugsbone

@pugsbone

Karen hated these boring parties, even with a place as fun and people as wonderful as Wayne Enterprise. It was all formalities that could be spent doing other things

...

And other things where her plan as she smirked, seeing her 'prey' walking across the dance floor. Karen quickly walking over to him, her skimpy dress tightly hugging her frame. Or at least what cloth there was did so.

"Ah, Mr Wayne. Just the man I wanted to see." Karen smirked, her knee high boots emphasising her legs wonderfully as she cocked her hip playfully "You see... We have something very important to talk about. Care to join me in private?"

Karen let out a deep moan as her back was slammed against the wall behind her, eyes fluttering back with a wide grin upon her face "Oh fuck yeah Brucie, just like that~!" She screamed, her legs locking around his waist.

Her knee high boots tightly gripping against themselves as she pulled him close, pressing Bruce's face into her magnificent tits. Her pussy gushing as she felt his godly rod smashing her cervix again and again and again

"Holy fuck~! Yess~! Knock me up, Brucie~! Knock me the fuck up~! Just like that my sexy stud~! Oh fuck~! Gonna cum~! Gonna cum~! Yesyesyesyesyess~!!!!"

Oh, the two always had fun 'negotiating' like this during these boring parties. Oh so much more productive and... entertaining~

Maybe this time she'll actually get knocked up, and she will have a chance to make this more than just a casual thing. Karen Wayne did sound very appealing to her~

Maybe she should get a new suit, change the boib windows shape to that of a bat...

[ephemerasnape]

I don't know what crawled up Seb's arse and died during Charms class.. but he was acting funny all day.

I started a new playthrough last night mainly to get a certain cutscene (you can probably guessed the one). However, I got some interesting photos along the way...

Duncan positively limp-wristed

Is Sebastian smuggling dark artifacts under his cloak or something here?

ok bro

Caught this lying mfer reading a book without his wand no less than two times within a few minutes. What the hell, dude.

Did you know there was one of these damn things in the Gringott's Vault?

boibs

This hairstyle isn't doing so great in the wind...

My next "under the game" quest is to try to locate the intro ruins. I'm sure they're somewhere off the map!

[gwynndolin]

can i see your boibs please 🥺

[kuebikome]

Ur boibs are so cute omg

Boibs…thank you legend

[sleepyhomosexual]

I remember a time when you complained about not being able to take cat pictures because you were shirtless and i was about to write you "oh i don't mind seeing your boibs" but then i realised how wrong that sounds and didn't do that

that doesn't sound wrong at all and i will in fact send those photos of vinny ahsjdkshah