#BohRhap

[waitwtfismylife]

i love queen. their discography ranges from:

six minute multitudes of unsolicited madness (like 4 of them)

an entire album of fantasy worldbuilding

car fucker ™

i wanna rail ride my bike

a satire song about suicide that rhymes "wrists" with "tits"

you should kill youself ™ (my favorite)

the most heartbreaking, earth-shattering, Heaven-splitting love ballad you'll ever hear

the most boss ass bitch hard rock anthem ever written

pew pew motherfuckers

girls with nice asses make the world go round

do you feel the weight of the cosmos pressing down on you? DO YOU?

try to fucking stop us now. i dare you

it's ok to like the simple things in life, but you have to be PUNK WHILE YOU DO IT

gay ™

[georgeweasleyslostearhq]

hi

could you please do a BoRhap request? Where she looks after the guys during recording since her family owns Rockfield Farm and they love her cooking? But the guys (minus Fred who has Mary) all fancy her too?

❤️

SOMEBODY TO LOVE

Pairings: John + Roger + Brian x Fem!reader Summary: ^^ Warnings: none, I don't think Note: I did my best guys, I'm sorry

a knock came to your door as you finished up breakfast

you left the kitchen and went to the front door

you opened the door to see a blonde with long hair with sunglasses on

he was wearing dark, slightly flared jeans, a yellow v neck shirt underneath a greeny grey jacket with fur

behind him was a short haired brunette with a mustache

he pushed the blonde out of the way and held out his hand

"hi, I'm paul, this is Roger, From Queen" he introduced

of course you knew Queen was coming to your family's farm, it wasn't like you didn't know who they were and wouldn't let them in, it's just that you felt Rogers gaze planted on you and it made you feel a little nervous

"you're not" Roger scoffed quietly

"yes, of course, come in, are the rest here too?" you asked, stepping out of the way to let them in

"they're sorting out their luggage" Roger answered, taking off his glasses

"well, I made breakfast..if you're hungry?" you smiled tightly

"depends what you're serving" Roger smirked and looked you up and down

"pancakes" you responded quickly

"yeah, I could eat"

he followed you to the kitchen and he took a seat, shovelling food onto the plate in front of him and started eating

a few minutes later Roger had finished his plate and went back for seconds

"ah there you are Freddie" Paul spoke up, noticing the other three band members by the door

"we're also here mate" the tall, long curly haired brunette said, seeming annoyed by Paul's presence

"should I show you boys to your rooms?" you wondered, breaking the silence that filled the room

The three boys standing at the door all turned to you

"didn't know the farm came with a pretty lady" the curly Brunette smiled

"oh I'm Y/n. this is my Family's Farm. I live in the building beside this one, I'm just here to show you around"

"are those pancakes for us?" the auburn haired one said

"oh, yes! you can have as many as you want" you pointed to the mountain of pancakes you had made on the counter

"they are delicious" Roger said with a mouthful of food

"well I'm Brian, This is Fred and John and I see you've already met Rog"

"it's a pleasure to meet you guys"

"pleasure's all ours darling" Freddie beamed

"well I'll show you your rooms then" you said taking off your apron and leading them upstairs

"it's probably not what you're used to but your manager said it was perfect to get away from distractions so" you shrugged

you turned to face the boys and see Roger first

"you're in here. mister Taylor" you looked to the first door

"right" he grunted, walking into the room with his heavy luggage

"and that's yours, Mister Mercury" you pointed to the room in the corner to the left

"thank you darling"

"Mister May, yours is right here" pointing to the right side next to the bathroom

Brian walked into the room and you noticed John still standing on the top of the stairs

"oh, sorry. mister Deacon, you're downstairs" he walks back down the stairs and you lead him down to the room.

"I know it's small but it doesn't get nearly as cold as the other rooms" you informed him

"okay..." he frowns as he steps down

"well I'll let you get settled then, i'll show you and the band around when you're ready" you smiled, starting to go up the stairs

"are there still pancakes?" he asked, putting his luggage down on the bed

"oh yeah, they'd probably still be warm too" you answered

he soon started following you up the stairs to the kitchen to find all the other members of the band eating the pancakes

"Rog really didn't lie, these pancakes are delicious" Brian hummed

"we need more syrup" Roger lifted up the empty bottle of maple syrup

"oh..ok" you walked over to the fridge as John took a seat and started eating the food

"here you go" you grinned, putting the syrup on the table in front of them

-

it's been a few days since they've arrived and much to your surprise, you've seen more of them then you expected

you didn't think you would see much of them, you thought thy would be very busy and you didn't have a problem with that

but Roger, Brian and John all seemed to want you around them

Roger would casually flirt with you

Brian would always start up a conversation or make you help with with a lyric

and John would subtly make eye contact and smile before coming up to you to ask for suggestions

and they would all ask if you could cook them up something when they got hungry and said they liked your cooking, so much so that there would be barely any left for Freddie or you.

Roger was currently helping you make breakfast while Brian and John sat and ate while they discussed songs

"i put my heart and soul into this song" Roger spoke up as they talked about his new song he made

"no one is disputing that" John smiled, lifting up his fork

"and you don't like it because you want your songs on the album" Roger fought

"it's not that Roger" John denied

"then what is it?" the blonde raised his eyebrows as he stopped cutting bread

"I'm in love with my car?" Brian spoke up

you fought back a laugh at the thought of the song

Brian and John both made a questionable face as silence filled the air

"maybe it's not strong enough?" Brian suggested

"what does that even mean 'not strong enough'?" Roger frowned

"I know I'm late. What did I miss?" Freddie came in and poured himself some tea

John straightened his back and looked at the singer "discussing Roger's car song"

"is it strong enough, that's all I'm asking. If I'm on my own here, then i apologise" Brian put his hands up defensively

"how does your new song go, then, hm?" Roger walked over and grabbed Brians lyrics

"you call me sweet.. like I'm some kind of cheese" the drummer read out

you stifled a laugh as you cooked bacon

"it's good" Brian defended, looking at the John who was eating a sausage with a smile and Freddie who was stirring his tea

"wow" Roger sighed sarcastically

"is that-, is that you know- when my hand's on your grease gun..That's very subtle isn't it?" Brian read Rogers back

"it's a metaphor, Brian" Roger argued

"it's just a bit weird Roger, what exactly are you doing with that car?" John spoke, waving his fork around

"what do you think, Y/n?" Roger turned to you, looking for backup

you put the now cooked bacon on a plate and turned to the boys

"don't turn to me, I'm not getting involved" you shook your head

"children please, we could all murder each other but then who would be left to record this album?" Freddie butted in

"statistically speaking, most bands don't fail, they break up" John stated mater-of-a-factly

"why the hell would you say something like that?" Freddie frowned

John shrugged and Freddie turned back to the Blonde

"Roger, there's only room in this band for one hysterical queen" Freddie informed the drummer before walking out

"you know why you're angry, Roger?" Brian began again

"...why?" Roger breathed out

"'cause you know you're song isn't strong enough" the curly headed man repeated

"boys I really don't think you should be-" you started to say but cut off by Roger throwing bacon at Brian's face

"is that strong enough?" Roger questioned

"ok" you mumbled, looking at John, who smiled at you amusingly

Roger pushed off plates and glasses off the table angrily

"what about that?!" he asked before going over to find something else

"Hey!" you yelled at Roger, who grabbed a pot of Coffee

he turned and began to swing it at the two boys before he stopped as they put their hands up

"Not the coffee machine!?" they both yelled

Roger put the coffee machine down and you sighed looking at the mess

"I'll clean this up" he sighed after a moment of silence

"you sure are" you nodded sternly

-

you sat in the recording room on the couch with John and Roger as Brian got ready to record his guitar

Roger slung his arm around your shoulder as Brian got set up

"so..how about we go get dinner later" he suggested

"pardon?" you wondered

"you, me, i'll take you out to dinner" he repeated

"I highly doubt she'll want to go out with you, Roger, she's too good for you" John sighed

"and what? you're better?" the drummer scoffed, looking over you to the auburn headed bassist

John stared at Roger for a moment

"how's katie? last time we saw her was right before we left to come here" the Deacon wondered

"shut it mate" Roger groaned

your thoughts were cut short as Brian started playing

you focused on the music but felt John's gaze on you, you slowly turned your head to see him staring at you, smiling

"so, do you have a boyfriend?" Roger asked

"I don't see how that's any of your business" you crossed your arms, looking back at Brian, who's still playing his solo

"what if I want to ask you out?" he shrugged

"how come you're the one that gets to ask her out?" John leans forward to argue with Roger

"because I can" the Taylor boy smirked

"Roger, do you have to be such a man whore?" John questioned, his accent become more defined and thick

"I think you're just jealous you don't get women chasing after you" Roger huffed, leaning back on the couch, seeming to be not fazed

"ah yes, because all i need is women to make me feel better about myself, all i need and want is women around me to fill a void of unfulfillment" John rolled his eyes

"oh yeah? let's see who she wants more then" Roger raises his eyebrows as he took off his glasses to look at you

John frowned "you can't pressure her into choosing either of us...that's not how relationships work, Roger"

Roger stifled a laugh "who said I wanted a relationship"

"my point exactly"

"all i'm saying" is that she's probably looking for somebody to love and i'm right here" Roger raised his hands in defense

"what makes you think she wants someone?" John glared

"children, children. leave the poor girl alone, she doesn't want either of you" Freddie butted in

you found yourself wondering how it came to this, two members of the band Queen almost practically fighting for your, to be with you

it made sense about Roger, seeing all of those tabloids of him with new girls around his shoulder almost every week

but John? he didn't really seem the type

you tuned out of the argument and soon wondered when Brian came back into the room as you looked up to find him sitting with Freddie

"I think whatever happens, it's up to her, you shouldn't be trying to force something she does not want" John fought

"what are you guys fighting about?"

"who gets to take this beautiful lady out" Roger smirked, nodding towards you

"who says either of you get to?" Brian spoke in a confused manner

"oh don't tell me you want her too?" Roger groaned

"what's so wrong about that?" the guitarist questioned

"I'm gonna go" you sighed, getting up

"are you still going to make us pasta tonight?" John perked up

you chuckled "I think you all need a break from my cooking"

"NO!!"

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[gwilymleeschesthair]

joe. don’t play with my heart like this.

[deanscroissant]

yearning for your love (pat murray x gender!neutral reader)

requested by: @lizardaddams

a/n: i’m literally so sorry that this took me since FEBRUARY to finish?? but honestly thank you for understanding why it took so long. anywho, i hope whoever reads this enjoys it!

requests are closed

warnings: cussing, fluff

Studying abroad was one of the best experiences of your life. You were majoring in Language Studies in Barcelona to become a Translator & Interpreter. You have a passion for traveling, so you figured going that route was your best choice. But your boyfriend (Mr. 'Uptight' Pat Murray) was concerned about you going abroad. You two had been dating for a year, and when you decided to study abroad for the summer, Pat was devastated. He was sick to his stomach when you told him. He was furious at first, but when you explained to him how important this was for you, he changed his heart.

The day you left was emotional--especially for your family, friends, and Pat. Maintaining a distance relationship for three months while balancing school was hard for you. But somehow, you two were still going strong. It made your relationship more robust than ever.

It was now August, and classes ended in two days. You had just finished your last exam for the semester and couldn't wait to jump back on the plane to see your loved ones. Your friends and family knew you were returning today, but Pat was out of the loop. He knew you weren't coming back until the end of the month. You begged everyone not to tell him anything because you wanted to surprise him at the game. Pat talked about this game for the past couple of weeks and wants you here today to hear your voice in the crowd cheering him and his team on. The guys were also disappointed that you couldn't make it to be their cheerleader. Your support always gave him the most incredible luck (as he would say), but he or the team weren't doing so hot without you here. He texted you that a few minutes after you got off the plane. He tried to be discreet because the guys didn't know you were dating. It wasn't like you two were hiding it from them. You just felt there was no need to unless someone asked you if you were in a relationship. With Pat, he doesn't let anyone know his business unless he's cool with them. He'll tell the guys or whenever you decide to say it to them.

While waiting for your reply, Pat was daydreaming on his phone when Vinnie popped up behind his shoulder, startling the redhead. "The fuck, Vinnie?!"

"Who are you texting there, bud?" He asked before reaching to grab his phone but failed when Pat snatched it away before he could. "Piss off, Vin." He sneered, rolling his eyes as he put his phone back in his sports bag.

"Now you know I can't do that, Pat." Vinnie pouted jokingly, sitting down next to him. "Are you cheating on me?"

Pat tried to ignore Vinnie by focusing on the game, but when he glanced back at him, he cracked a smile. Vinnie hollered excitedly at the action, glad he could still make his friend smile at his shenanigans. As Vinnie walked away to annoy someone else, Pat turned his attention back to the bleachers to find you, only to feel another hit of sadness--forgetting that you were on the other side of the world. He was getting ready to grab his phone again when Ty returned to the dugout. "Murray, you're up!"

It felt like you would never make it to his game, which was pissing you off as time passed. You were waiting for your taxi to show up. Your parents had called one for you an hour ago, but you gave them hell once they showed up late. You weren't usually this rude and cranky, but only having one meal and 2 hours of sleep made you this way. Plane rides made you extremely nervous, especially how you were going to surprise Pat. But that plan was ruined when you just knew there wouldn't be any time left to do so.

You wanted to fight the cab driver once he got to the field. However, it was apparent that the game had ended, and the D-Backs had won. You threw your faire on the front seat and grabbed your things before hastily leaving the car. Searching the crowd for Pat, you instantly spotted him. He was so happy that it made you smile and forget about the hell you went through the past few hours. Unfortunately, you didn't realize Pat's dad was standing beside you to greet you. You kind of just blocked him out, and without thinking, you hopped over the fence and booked it toward him. "PAT!" you shouted.

He was hugging Zapata as you were getting closer. His voice was astronomically loud, and you could hear his conversation, "I'm sorry I threw that so hard! I could have really hurt you!" but he stopped talking when he saw you approaching. He immediately shoved Zapata off him and ran to you, "Y/N!"

Once you two got close, you leaped onto him, wrapping your legs around his waist. Pat wrapped his arms around your waist, buried his face into your neck, and held you tight to him, caressing your head, back, and anywhere his hands could touch you. "Long time no see, honey." He said softly into your ear. You promised you were going to melt even faster in the blazing heat. They both had waited for this moment for so long and hoped that you wouldn't be separated like this again.

"I missed you so much, baby," you said once you pulled away to look at what you would call a beautiful face. Instead, you grabbed it between your hands and smashed your lips into his.

Palacco and Tree just so happened to turn around when they saw you two being intimate, which shocked the hell out of them. "Oh my..." Palacco gasped and looked at Tree, who had the same reaction. "Pat and Y/n are dating?!" Tree exclaimed.

Vinnie jumped and hooted before turning to Ty with his hand out, "Pay up, loser!"

Dells' eyebrows furrowed while watching you two. "How in the hell did we miss that?"

"I don't know," Ty said through gritted teeth as he handed Vinnie his last few bucks from his pocket. "But I'm going to murder them both!"

The guys agreed with Ty and marched over to you and Pat. You two were already laughing since you were the only one who could see them and told Pat what they were saying (because you're an expert at reading lips). You're going to have a ball listening to them harassing you both with a bunch of questions.

[adrenaline-roulette]

Thinking It's about time I get back into some writing.... It's been FAR too long..

Does anyone have any requests? Y'all know what I write usually, but if you pull my leg enough, I'll try writing for anything!

I'll try and update some of my WIPs too, but wanna dip my toes in first sorry!

[magickcandie]

I'm opening up my ask box again! I love writing for Queen and BohRhap but I'd love to take the opportunity to write for The Pacific. I will take use this prompt list (courtesy of @novelbear) so send in your requests please!

[gadriezmannsgirl]

49 and 13

13. Chocolate!

49. I'm currently watching BohRhap so... John Deacon, Roger Taylor and Brian May? That be THE wedding then!

[midnightostara]

So, I have been thinking about this for a while and getting my thoughts together on what to say what I'm going to talk about.

For starters, if anyone follows me on AO3 I'm glad that people like my work of two stories of Queen & BohRhap that are in there and I appreciate the kudos for it.

But I'm sad to announce that I am no longer going to be continuing them or even start on my Mad Max AU. My love for those stories have completely died out and I have found myself not interested in continuing them. I might delete them as well as the other fics I have in mind that I have in google docs.

I'm more focused on something else which is a novel that I am writing and I want that to be my first priority.

I've also found myself wandering away from the Queen fandom, but more of being in the sidelines of it.

I'm more interested in the God Of War, the Witcher and to respark my love for Dragon Age fandom. Even thinking about making some work for that too.

I hope you all understand.

[likesomekindofcheese]

Hello love,

I wanted to request a queen/bohrhap cast ship, please?🤍

My name's Anna, I'm 20, bi and an Aries.

I'm 5'4" with very long dark brown hair down to my butt, my eyes are also dark brown. I've got tan skin. I don't personally think I'm that short, but my friends are all taller than me. I'd describe my style as a mix of 70s boho and 90s grunge with a bit of cottagecore thrown in there too.

I can be a bit shy and awkward at first, but I've gotten a little more confident over the years. I overthink a lot, sometimes my brain can't stop running in circles. That's why I'm not a very spontaneous person. I can get angry very fast (fire signs complicating my life) and I may not forget, but I certainly forgive. I'm smart and a quick learner. I'm also stubborn and don't cope well with being criticised by friends or family.

I've started to enjoy spending more time on my own and try to make the best of most situations. I guess I'm an optimistic realist.

I like staying in reading or watching films, and i love autumn. I'm studying textile design, so I like knitting, sewing, crafting and started making my own clothes a few years ago. Other than that I also draw a lot. I played a few instruments in my life, currently trying to teach myself how to play the ukulele, and I like singing. I'm interested in mythologies and lore.

That's it I think 🥰 I hope you have a lovely day! 🌿🤍 and thank you so much !

Hi there!!!

I say, I ship you with...

Roger Taylor!

Looking at Roger in the 70s, he would have LOVED your sense of style! You both would go shopping together and get all sorts of cool outfits!

You both sound similar- very smart and fiery. You both wouldn't be able to shut up and even at band events when he brings you, it would be like you two are the only people in the room. And even the others watch you like the audience at a movie.

I think he'd appreciate your creations. Once you gave him a drawing of him and even when he is on tour, he always keeps it by him

Plus, he would be very protective. If you ran into any criticism, he would rush to your defense and chew down the other person for it, on hand draped over you! And usually, when it gets cold, he wears a bit of knitwear that you made especially for him proudly!

For BohRap, I ship you with...

Joe Mazzello!

He is organized so you both enjoy planning out the most fun dates! You would get him up and out and about to have some fun be it ice skating or axe throwing! He makes you laugh and relax!

Since you both love movies, imagine watching movies with him and hearing all of his insight on all of your favorite flicks. His observations on the acting, writing, and filming all while you cuddle and share snacks become almost more interesting than the actual movie!

He would be drawn to your shorter height. He's of average height so he feels bigger and more protective of you. He'd like to clutch your hand or hug you and love on you.

He would love to see and support your crafts as you support his own artistry! He'd see sketches and go "hmmmm" and give his ideas. Plus, you can just imagine teaching him to knit or spending a day crafting together! He would love and get to it like a duck with water!

[rememberthelaughter]

and i thought the bohrhap greenday concert video fucked me up god

[waitwtfismylife]

i feel like freddie mercury being scared at his own anger after writing death on two legs really says a lot about the type of person he was

[ttsuckzs]

[!INTRODUCTION!]

Hiya I'm Tia and heres some things about me!

•Age: 19

•Pronouns: Any :)

•Fav shows rn: Teen Titans Go, The Pacific, South Park, Big mouth, Adventure Time, DBZ, Steven universe

•Fav movies rn: BohRhap, Wooly boys, Undrafted, The Bench warmers, Napoleon Dynamite, Super bad, Juno, All the Marvel movies because their a bop 🌺🥀

•Fav games: Mario Kart, The legend of Zelda, Sonic

•Fav songs rn: Highschool sweethearts, Strawberry shortcake, Copy cat, Keep yourself alive, Hit em up, DARE, Christmas Kids

•Fav singers/Bands rn: Gorillaz, the Beatles, Queen, TV girl, Melanie Martinez, 2pac, Eminem, The lonely island

•Request are opened!

•i write Smut, Fluff, Angst

•i will not write Child X adult, Family member X family member

That is all so far nice to meet y'all 👍

[gwilymleeschesthair]

MY HEART

[deanscroissant]

has this fandom died out?? i miss writing about joe and pat murray and gardner like-

[elliotts-personal-property]

To be honest I don’t care for biopics that much because it’s tiring along with the superhero genre but what really broke the camels back was that blonde movie that exploited Marilyn Monroe

The best biopics are done when the actual artist is behind it or done by a group of people who are fans and care about the artist

Yes! That was awful what they did with that Marilyn Monroe movie. Biopics are always a hit or miss for me. And I totally agree, you can always tell when the actual artist was included in the production (bohrhap) and when they weren’t (that god awful Def Leppard movie)- from what i heard they greenlit the film but weren’t included in the production after that. I would love another Def Leppard movie, under the one condition that the band actually has a say in it and gets to do it the right way.

[inthedayswhenlandswerefew]

"Ahem" (que dear Maria, count me in intro...)

Well, well well, tis I! The illustrious, magnificent (possibly unseen and rarely investigated cryptid) Wignnony (I never remember how many n's are in that Nickname, but eh, you get the idea!)

My darling may I just say, I just went on absolutely ✨️WILD✨️ ride reading through your tumblr???

Let me begin...

I have once again done my usual trick of disparaging off the face of the planet for a number of weeks (more like months) and for that, my deepest apologies. I would NEVER leave you for good (we still have out wedding we organised last time )

I haven't been around much, and have only just reappeared (part of this is due to my not trading you most recent fic... I'm very sorry, I've never watched GOT or HOTD, so couldn't quite understand the characters. But please know, I am positive the story was incredible! Likely mildly heart-wrenching per the norm, but overall a masterpiece! ❤️❤️❤️)

Though, upon my eventual return, I scrolled back to the very beginning of your blog from where i last left off (my thumbs are sore from scrolling, I require sympathy and attention ((nothing new there!)) ) and what did I find???? Your post about your retirement from writing?!

Needless to say, I was quite distraught! (And thus went and reread all of your queen and Bohrhap fics!) I then went on to continue scrolling until most recently, and found your new post, which is your return to writing!!!

Basically, what I wanted to drop by and say (in way too many words, I'm sorry) was that, no matter what your decision, whether you continue to write after your new creation you are gifting us with, or if you decide to step away. I want you to know how truly greatful i am for everything you have done on this crazy platform! Your writing brings me, and others so much joy, and I know I will continue to cherish the stories you ha e given us for as long as I can! And although all I do is communicate to you through the use of a pseudonym, I truly thank you for what I consider to be a friendship (if not an odd one, but it still counts) you are such a beautiful person inside and out, and I truly hope that no matter what comes in the future of your blog, that you do what makes you the happiest!

All of my love, your ever faithful Wignnony ❤️♥️♥️

P.S, I'm still hoping for that eccentricity spin off where I end up with Ben 😉😘🤣

My beloved Wignony! 😍🥰😘 Should we just keep adding Ns? Wignnony? Wignnonny? Nwignnonny???

I can't imagine how disorienting it would be to try to read HOTD fanfic without knowing the series 😂😂 But you are so kind for anyways being so unwavering supportive! You and Eccentricity!Ben Hardy would definitely enjoy a long and spicy affair at the U of Chicago...and you would toast beers at Cubs games. ⚾️

Did I ever tell y'all that I STRONGLY associate Dear Maria Count Me In with BYWMPF?? If not, what a coincidence, and you have exceptional taste in music. 🥰

My dear, I consider you a true friend as well and I hope that you are having a wonderful life wherever you are in the world. All of these fics (and my future book) would not be possible without the support of people like YOU! 💜

In conclusion: