#Blackwood sucks

[sunriseovergotham]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[depresso-mart1ni]

Martin when his special lil boy ™ was busy archivisting innocents in the Eyepocalypse

[saragrosie]

Sketching while streaming s5...

Jonathan Sims I will learn to draw you (this is my doing. I could draw him however I want and I choose to stick with an image of him in my brain that is difficult for me to draw. Masochism.)

Not s5 Mahtins below I enjoyed drawing cuz hes neat:

(Edit: I yassified Martin in the do not separate cuz I wanted his hair fluffier)

[izel-scribbles]

@lickmycoffeecup and @dgoul asked for jmart!

(jon: what are you looking at?)

(martin: you <3)

[kaijukebox]

Jmart gets a silly lil smooch this week. 🫶

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Today’s Reference

[movermort]

[garygoldenbignaturals]

average prince-fledgling sitting arrangement

[cardboardboxy]

Patiently waiting for a jmart animatic to Wait for me(reprise) from hadestown of jon getting martin out of the lonely

[beababoobies]

I saw a post that was talking about how we “ignore” Oceans ableism and it made me go insane because I’ve not seen a single person who SAW her ableism and ACKNOWLEDGED it and didn’t make sure that they drew her character in a much more welcoming and inviting light…. Yes she’s ableist. Every fucking popular white kid in southern Canada is, sorry. SHE’S A CARICATURE. OF ANNOYING POPULAR WHITE KIDS. SHES ALSO SO WEIRD ABOUT MISCHA BEING UKRAINIAN. SHES WEIRD ABOUT CONSTANCE BEING PLUS SIZE. SHES A CARICATURE OF AWFUL POPULAR KIDS.

sorry I genuinely feel like I’m going insane by saying this but I feel like the fandom has completely acknowledged this and understands this this like. Shouldn’t be controversial. Like all these other characters suck too by some standard if you want to stretch it that way; Noel romanticizing sexual assault, STDs, ect ! Constance’s insane sexualization of gay men ! Ricky… no actually? Ricky is perfect. But all these characters are AWFUL by some sort of far-fetched standard and it’s so weird to try and ‘call out’ a fandom for just?? enjoying the characters and blatant face value. anyways, rant over. guess who’s back to being controversial in the rtc fandom YIPPEE ! Media literacy is very dead !

[noralzn]

First meeting, in Aeron's secret wildflower hill. Both were taught to hate the other house, yet never truly saw one in sight. Both were six.

Aeron, muttering to himself as he tried to make a wreath: One more blue, and one more yellow one...

Davos, wandering around mindlessly, accidentally came upon Aeron's: Hey, you girl.

Aeron, startled by the shout, turned to look at him with a pout: What? I am not a...

Interrupted by the sight of a dark-haired boy running up to him with a huge grin on his face, as if he had the greatest gift to give him.

Davos, stopping right in front of the blonde boy: You're so pretty, be my friend, I'm bored.

Aeron, frowning: Huh, who do you think you are? And how rude of you to call me a girl!

Davos, taking back the hostility, even more so when he was told he had misgendered him: You are a boy? Boys are not supposed to be pretty, we need to be tall and scary.

Aeron, frowning even more fiercely: I am a squire, soon to be a knight. I will be tall and scary. Who are you to tell me that I'm not?

Davos, scratching his head in confusion and remorse: Well, I'm so sorry, I didn't know that you are a boy.

Aeron, still angry, yet softened by the apology: I forgive you, there won't be a next time.

Davos, instantly grinning again: Well, I'll remember that.

Aeron, a little taken aback by the bright smile, still keeping his arrogance: Of course, you will.

Davos, expectantly: Can we be friends now?

Aeron, sighing softly: Since you sincerely apologize, we may.

With that, the two boys played together on the flower hill. Aeron showed Davos how to make a wreath, which Davos never thought he would like. As the sun setting set, they lay on the grass, gazing at the Riverlands' sky.

Davos, watching the afternoon sun: Were your parents peasants of the eastern or western fields?

Aeron, letting out a huff: What peasants? This is my house's land.

Davos, almost jumping up at once: Your house's land? What do you mean? This is my house's land.

Also, the black messy-haired boy, looked over the features of the lying boy as he muttered to himself, realizing something: Blonde hair, pretty yet sly eyes,...

Aeron, puzzled by Davos' actions: No, this land is ours. Why are you talking like... those Blackwoods?

Also, the blonde-haired boy noticed something about his new friend's black hair and eyes.

They both said loudly as they realized: You are Blackwood? - You are Bracken?

They both quickly stood up, backing away and taking defensive stances as if the other was a monster.

Aeron, speaking first: You...you land stealer. You came to steal my land, did you?

Also, the Bracken regretted immediately after saying hurtful words to his new friend, but that was what his parents always said.

Davos insulted: No, we did not. You did. You are all cowards.

Aeron, furious at being called a coward by a Blackwood: We are not. You are.

Davos, bitterly realizing he was stupid enough to befriend a Bracken: I hate you and your coward house.

Aeron, retorting: I hate yours too, you guys are brainless, all brawn.

Davos, about to say something back just angrily turns away.

Aeron, surprised when his enemy just turned away from him: Don't ever come back here again, you land stealer.

Davos, still walking: I don't want this ungraceful, despicable piece of land of yours.

Aeron, watched as he walked away, his emotions tangled together.

Little did they know, this very wildflower hill would be their favorite place to meet each other. This isn't special or something magical, but at least better than the battlefield.

[arsbones-kw]

I wanted to draw fancy Martin for some time already and when I saw this photos I knew what I need to do

[queenie-ofthe-void]

In S1, wouldn't Elias have known Martin wasn't actually out with stomach flu and was, in fact, single-handedly defending himself from an eldritch entity??

All while Jon's just muttering '... the lazy wanker' under his breath at every inconvenience like that'll somehow manifest Martin into the archives for him to yell at.

[chausie9]

Saw a lot of tma stuff around lately

[emfinnzzzz]

the inescapable urge to become an avatar of the lonely to escape social situations

like, tell me you see the potential here

someone: hey, do you want to-

me: *simply ceases to exist*

[fiendishartist2]

jon becomes an english teacher in their somewhere else and is completely baffled by how much highschoolers hate english class

transcript:

(left): "mr. sims, can we pls watch you play chess.com?" (macbeth essays submitted: 5/27) [i'm too old for this shit"]

(right): "and they're like obsessed with chess? but only on the computer" "at least they're engaged?"

[schnitzelsemmerl]

Oh allmighty deities of the Ride the Cyclone fandom on this very blessed app named Tumblr, please accept my Constance drawing as offering: