#BillxPina

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Haru: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Jack: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Bill: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Pina: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.

Legosi: I almost lost an eye fighting a bear.

Louis: I have emotional scars.

Louis: Also I fed my foot to Legosi.

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Pina: Sometimes I’ll just wake up in the morning and… I’ll be looking at Bill in the early light while he’s asleep…

Legosi: I do that too. When Loui-

Pina: …And I’ll drag this shoelace across his face and I’ll yell BILL WAKE UP THERE’S A BUG ON YOUR FACE!!

Legosi:

Pina: He usually wakes up screaming.

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*Louis, Pina and Legosi are sitting on a bench*

Bill: Why do you guys look so sad?

Louis : Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Bill sits down*

Legosi : The bench is freshly painted.

Bill:

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Bill : HELP! I TOLD PINA I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Legosi , pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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YES

billpina but its that one stupid thread

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Pina: I’m in the mood the kiss someone but I don't have the energy to choose. Let's play spin the bottle!

Bill, standing right next to him: Pina.

Pina: Don’t worry babe, you can play too!

Bill:

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Bill and Pina first date

Bill: So, what did you do today?

Pina: Oh, today I watched a good movie, L.A. Confidential. And basically I fell in love with one of the protagonists. This calm and reflexive cop-

Bill, interrupting him: I’m very reflexive myself! Did you ever find yourself wandering in the streets, among the crowd? You feel lonely, small. An atom in the cosmos...

Pina:-But I would have screwed immediately the other, the harsh and violent cop.

Bill:

Bill: Yeah, as I was saying sometimes I’m so lost in my thoughts among the crowd, that the first guy that get close to me I break his ass.

Pina:

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Pina and Bill’s engagement wedding

Bill, crying, reading his vows: Pina, you and me, always together. Both in bad and Ill luck, my love. My love, I’ll take care of you. And not only with words, no: I’ll pay. I’ll pay the best doctors to cure the diseases that you will take.

Pina:

Bill, continuing: Because diseases happen, ladies and gentleman!

Pina:

Bill, still crying: But it’ll be the two of us to fight your diseases. And even if they’ll get the better of you, you won’t have to fear them. Never. Never, my love!

I’ll be the one to push your wheelchair, Pina!

Pina:

Legosi:

Louis: You have to break up with him.

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Drama Club Antics

Pina spending an entire day calling Bill "Billiard" and acting dumb whenever Bill tells him that's not what his name is short for

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Pina: *screams*

Louis: *screams louder*

Legosi: Should we do something?

Bill: No. I want to see who wins this.

Legosi:

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Legosi, while Louis rests on his shoulder: I think it's nice that Louis feels comfortable enough to sleep with us around.

Bill: He looks so peaceful.

Pina, getting out a sharpie: And vulnerable.

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Bill, texting: Sorry, I'm gonna be about half an hour late.

Pina, laying in bed, realizing he forgot about their date: You always do this.

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Louis: Isn’t it strange how herbivores live longer than carnivores?

Pina: Huh, that is strange.

Meanwhile

Legosi: Okay, so here’s the plan. You shoot and we see if this pot lid protects me.

Bill, holding a gun, fully intending to shoot Legosi instead of the lid: Yep.

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Bill: What’s your biggest fear?

Pina: Being forgotten.

Bill: Damn that's deep.

Bill: Mine is Kool Aid but i feel kinda stupid about it now.

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Drama club antics

Pina: Are you Bill? Because there are rumors that someone named Bill said I’m a slut.

Bill: A-ah, r-really? No, I’m not Bill, my name is... Augustus.

Pina:

Bill, pointing at Legosi: That one is Bill. The gloomy one, with the depressed face and the hunch posture. He’s Bill.

Later

Pina: So you are Bill? You are the one that thinks I’m a slut?

Legosi, unfazed: No, I’m not Bill but... yes. I do think you are a slut.

Pina: