#Better Than Sex

[beloveds-embrace]

It’s been hours and I’m still thinking about omega simon 😭 FUCK

[euniexenoblade]

I'm saying this to all of you

[simaraknows]

For your consideration: grey ace Vox who has never felt sexual attraction before meeting Valentino. Part of the reason he keeps coming back to Val despite the toxicity of it all is that the rush of attraction is so addicting and Val knows exactly how to manipulate Vox's internalised acephobia to get him back. And then he meets Alastor and oh yes there's that sexual attraction again, Val is no longer the only one who can make him feel like that. And then Alastor rejects him. The rest is history.

[diary-of-swans]

Essentials 🤍

(mine, give credits <3)

[thewhumpcaretaker]

You know when you touch a touch starved man or one who really loves you and he just does that little...thing? The eyes half close, and you can see his breathing stop for a second, maybe he even leans into your hand involuntarily, and his whole body does a little shudder, like it's a complete sensory overload and he's either about to pass out or orgasm?

That's the reason I choose to continue living.

[batri-jopa]

Two ADHD ppl talking together be like:

I was talking with my new friend last night. For 6 hours straight! (definitely would've been longer if not for my decision it's only wise to get some sleep before a working day...) His wife confirms we did look like that, lol😆 and I guess not only because I'm ginger haired and he has a black beard

[puppgirl]

I love love super sweet aftercare, after taking care of any marks you may have left on my body just cradling me and whispering sweet words into my ear as you softy kiss me all over and rub my back 🥺🥺

[pinkgirl4life]

[diamondsandcigarette01]

[stillunusual]

Meanwhile in tankie clownland

Sitting in your bedroom 24/7 posting a never-ending stream of vacuous tankie bullshit on capitalist social media is better than sex (and doesn't in any way imply that you're an inadequate loser with no life)….

[euniexenoblade]

Better Than Sex

[brinleyparke]

Business Casual Outfit Inspired by Mick St. John

Inspired by his outfit from 1x01 "No Such Thing As Vampires". I used a luxury brand blazer, purse, and makeup because Mick does seem to be well-off because he has a really nice penthouse even if he's not as rich as Josef. The purse is Dior, and I'm pretty sure the blazer is Veronica Beard. I also did vintage jewelry (all white gold) inspired by the ring and necklace he wears on the show.

Here is the link to the look on Pinterest:

[tinkerbitch69]

So the giggle is officially over and I am laid in bed, stark naked, cigarette in hand.

WOW

[tsimikussy]

[silk-swan]

<333

[reshirfuse]

oughhhhh the feeling of waking up the next day and your hand doesn't hurt when u wiggle your fingers is the second closest thing to euphoria i can get these days