#Best doctor ever im never switching

[baby-yongbok]

My Doctor: Okay, let's check your breathing.

*See's my SKZ bag and my Wolf Chan hanging from my bag and stares at it*

Doctor: Oh you like Stray Kids?

Me: Yeah, a lot actually.

*Stands quietly*

Doctor: Who's your bias?

*Me, shocked and excited, tells him my bias and he smiles.*

Doctor: I like Felix and the taller one who looks like him. What's his name again?

Me: Hyunjin?

Doctor: Yes! Hyunjin. I like them... okay, take a deep breath.

[lovystar]

❝ A PRINCESS’ WILL ❞ ; BADA LEE

synopsis──after an assassination attempt, the queen invites the very best fighters from across the land to compete for the great honor of protecting you, the princess.

content──bada lee x unnamed fem!oc (reader). princess!reader, soldier under disguise!bada. currently unedited, pls be nice lol. fictional combination of medieval european and korea’s joseon dynasty aspects bc im not too concerned about making it realistic. incorrect pronouns (when not in bada’s pov). this world is matrilineal bc I said so. bada's a flirt. eventual smut w/ switch!bada.

word count ── approx. 5.4k

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YOUR MOTHER’S STRONG HOLD—on the country, on the castle, on her children, and on you in particular as the oldest—was suffocating. You were destined to rule over millions, and your mother would not let you forget it. You had to be strong, caring for your people but unforgiving to others. That’s how she ruled. She’d shape you to be the same queen she was, and she’ll drill it into your head herself if she needs to.

Your pride would never allow you to say this to her face, but you supposed that she did a good enough job. The people loved her: she kept them safe and fed, gave them more than enough to start caring beyond their necessities and seek self-actualization, to flourish in the arts. She wasn’t very popular among foreign lands, and you might even go on to say that they feared her. She was often fair when wronged, but very rarely did she ever pardon those wrongs. She has never, in the time you've been alive.

Once, when you were very little and you were still taking lessons with some children of noble descent, you heard them repeat a saying they’d learn from their parents:

“Loving are her eyes, beauty bestowed, but fear the night the Hawk catches you lurking near her nest, lest you desire your entrails be fed to the eyas nights on end.” 

They spoke of their Queen with reverence and adoration.

Her way of ruling worked well for many years; you got to live a life of peace and prosperity the entirety of your childhood. Not many other kingdoms can say the same.

On top of your queenly history lessons and politics and mathematics and the sciences, she wanted you to be good at protecting yourself. While she has acquired the most apt Royal Guard, a future queen must still be able to hold her own. She ordered only the best archers and swords to teach you, and you were…decent, at it. The years of practice successfully stuck some things into you: how to hold a sword and a bow and arrow, which body parts to target, how to be light in your feet (this one was specifically useful whenever you wanted to leave the royal palace).

In your defense, your natural sensibilities were drawn to something else entirely. You’d always say reading was a more sensible passage of time. You would spend hours upon hours lounging in one of the library nooks or on a blanket in the palace gardens, surrounded by the pastel of the flowers.

You were in that garden when the assassin took a knife to your throat.

You lived, but it scared your mother terribly. Surprising—since you’d never known her to be a person who had any fears. In your mind, it could only mean two things. One, she loved you to some extent—she might just have a weird way of expressing it. Two, someone was threatening her bloodline and consequently, perhaps more importantly, someone was threatening her throne.

And she will not let that happen in her lifetime.

───

It has been two weeks since your throat was sliced open. Two weeks since the doctor instructed you to minimize strenuous activity and if you could, stay in bed as to not open the stitches.

‘You don’t know how lucky you are,’ the doctor has told you every day after your daily checkup. You know this, of course. Had the knife gone any deeper and had your court ladies not been around the corner, you’d be dead. It was, however, a hilarious thought that someone would bring a blunt knife to an assassination.

Your mother didn’t think it was funny. But in your delicate state, the anger in her eyes had never been funnier, and it pained your throat whenever you’d attempt to laugh.

“Will you stop it? The doctor spent hours on those. What will we do if they scar?” You rolled your eyes in response and she scoffed. “Glad to see you’re as genteel as ever, it’d be a shame if you had lost that lively nature of yours.” It sounded sarcastic, but she meant it. She did not want you to be passive. In her mind, that would only led to you becoming spineless and spineless Queen can't rule. You ignored her words, instead gesturing for one of the maids to bring you a cup of water.

“I’ve arranged for the competition to take place tomorrow, do you think you’ll be up for it?”

You furrowed your brows, “Competition?” Your voice came out roughly. The stitches began to itch.

Your mother groaned, “Please refrain from speaking, but yes, competition, have you not been listening to me? The best soldiers and eligible men have been traveling from across the nation for some time now. The men will fight and we shall see who is best equipped to protect the Crown Princess.”

“Must—” you coughed, “must we make them fight? Can’t we just pick one?”

“Just pick one?” She looked into your eyes incredulously, “You must have hit your head and injured your intelligences if you think I’d let just any one person be in charge of you. You must have the best.”

“Yes, Mother.”

“Very well.” She nodded once, “The doctor has cleared you to attend so rest, you will be awakened bright and early tomorrow!”

She walked out of the room and left you to your devices. You sighed. You allowed your court ladies to help you out of your daily garments, clean your wound, place the ointment and replace the bandage.

You repeated the process in the morning, placing a necklace over the bandage, ensuring it is not too tight but stays in place. You prepared for the days’ events, and after a couple of restrained breaths, you walked out of the room with your court ladies in toe.

───

Bada Lee spent her childhood just outside the place. Her family had raised generations of soldiers, many of which served in the Royal Guard. That was, until her father was dismissed and demoted to being a simple guard in the rural countryside. He had dedicated his entire life to the Queen and it was a shock to everyone when he’d been told of his dismissal. Up to his last breath, he’d grow angry whenever she’d asked him why. Why did we leave? How could a loving Queen throw us away as if we were nothing? She’d been upheaved from the City, and littered some place where she’d have to fight if she wanted anything to come from her life. Well, fight harder than she’d have to in the City.

Still, she knew that it didn’t matter where she was. Whether in the Capital City or the countryside, external expectations would have her be a wife and a mother soon after. She watched her mother suffer under these conditions, watched her neighbors, and the change in her friends’ nature as they came of age and were married off. They were all unhappy.

She’d be damned if she was destined to a miserable marriage. But above all, she’d be damned if she dies a nobody. Just another woman, forgotten by history.

Nope. That’s not her.

Growing up, she loved watching her father and brother train. She’d try to join, but her father would quickly push her away. She would try day after day, but it couldn’t be helped. So she turned to making her own sword out of a fallen tree branch. She’d copy their movements, the placement of their feet and how the air would rest in their lungs and rush out with the lunge of the sword—well, the lunge of the stick for her. Her brother agreed to train with her, but in his teenage years, he grew resentful of her talent. He decided to begin training a different skill, archery, but soon enough, he realized that this too came naturally for her. Over the years he turned to different combat skills, only for Bada to overpower him again and again. One day, he stopped helping her at all.

It was a cold winter when the sickness spread across the countryside. It was the sickness that took her father and it was the sickness that took her brother. The town had to develop a new burial site due to the amount of people that died at the beginning of the season. Death didn't relent there; people continued dying and dying until that site was full with bodies.

By the time her family succumbed to their sickness, there was nowhere to put them. For days on end, her only company was their cold bodies. She had placed them in a separate room, putting as much distance as she could. As the winter grew colder and she stared at the makeshift tomb’s door, she realized she depended entirely on them. As it stood, she was nothing, less than nothing, by herself. It was a matter of time before someone hunted her down, a young woman without any male relatives left and tried to turn her into a sellable thing.

She’d be damned.

In a feat of fear and anger, she grabbed her brother’s clothes and changed into them and styled her hair as he would. She looked into the small mirror, surprised to see that her crazy plan might just work.

But she needed to make people think it was her that died.

The day the town hall proposed a mass burial, she changed her brother’s clothes into her own and loosened his hair from the top knot it was in. She shaved his beard, feeling disgusted at the act and with herself for feeling the need to do this. She pushed through: this was about her survival. She reported the bodies, and snuck into the site later that night. Sure, she would be shamelessly taking her brother’s identity from this day forward, but that did not mean she would bury her brother in anything other than his clothes. She did not want that karma. Plus she could afford to lose one of the five hanboks.

The next day, she watched anxiously as they buried the mass of bodies.

She should’ve felt terrible about her relief once they were under the soil, and she did, she would miss them. At some point during the week she lived with their corpses, she forgave them for any bad they did to her. She could only think of the good things now, her father’s jjigae and her brother’s light banter.

She did feel bad, but at the same time, a weight had been lifted. She wouldn’t need to get married now, she could pursue something, she could walk around at night without a chaperone and she could talk to people without worrying about being seen as vulgar.

Yes, under her disguise, she was finally free.

───

Lee Bada had been Lee Hae for a year by the time the Queen requested all eligible soldiers to report to the Capital City. Her commanding officer recommended her to go as one of the top soldiers under his command. She has managed to climb her way through the ranks, demonstrating her strength wherever she went.

Nobody knew the Mother of the Nation had called them to the palace, but if only the strongest were allowed to go, then Bada was going to make sure she was at top.

It was strange being back in the Capital City and even weirder to see the inside of the palace when all she’d known before was its gates.

Bada stood in line with the rest of the soldiers in the palace’s courtyard, towering over some of them. Her back maintained straight, her head held high, as the Crown Princess approached the Queen. She bowed to the queen and sat down next to her. Bada controlled her facial expressions, but her feelings couldn’t be helped. The Crown Princess had made the soldiers wait under the sun, and now she had the audacity to look bored. Despite being so far away, she could see the way you whispered into one of your court ladies’ ears and how they covered their mouth. The laughter showed in their eyes though. In contrast, your attempt to cover your giggle was lazy, your hand falling from the front of your mouth before you could control your expression once more. Bada wanted to scoff. Had you no decency? Before Bada’s bitterness could grow further, the Queen began speaking.

“Welcome, loyal soldiers and citizens. I have invited you here today to compete for the highest honor of joining the Royal Guard and protecting your Crown Princess.” Her open palm gestured to her side, where the Princess sat gracefully. “It is a title that comes with great responsibility, and requires skill, power and loyalty. It would please me for each of you to partake and serve your country in the process. If you wish to stay, please take a step forward.”

Each of the four hundred soldiers took a step, the sound booming through the courtyard. Bada did not look to see if any citizens had stepped forward.

“I am so glad! The competition consists of a six stages with different ‘games.’ You must accumulate enough points in each stage to successfully move up to the next one. Today, we shall begin the first stage. You must ride out into the woods and bring back a rabbit that has been trapped and hidden. There are only two hundred rabbits.” the Queen paused and with a clap of her hands, “Go!”

───

��I don’t get the point of this game,” You stated without looking up from your book. “They’ve been out there for hours and no one is back yet.”

“Patience, daughter,” the Queen responded, “There must be a basis to being a good protector, is there not? Wouldn’t you say that enduring long distance and persevering in the woods is a good baseline?”

“You are so creative, Mother,” you sighed into your book, “You can come up with such fantastical scenarios.”

“So you would rather have someone who doesn’t know how to endure long distances riding and persevere in the woods?”

You didn’t respond.

The first to arrive was a seasoned soldier. He had been part of the Royal Guard for more than a decade, and was known for his hunting skills. The second person caught your mother’s attention. One tall and broad-shouldered man rushed through the Palace gates with 4 rabbits hanging from his horse with a robe. He dismounted, grabbing the robe, throwing it on the ground and bowing before the Queen.

“Seowol from the Southern coast, your Royal Highness.”

“Seowol?” Your mother questioned, “It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance. I do believe you were only supposed to take one rabbit.”

“I wanted to secure a strong position, your Highness.” He remained in a bowed position, looking down, his arms stiff along his body.

“Certainly! Please follow eunuch Jinho to the bathroom and a change of clothes. You’ll be called when everyone has arrived.” He looked up and nodded, and quickly did as instructed.

The court ladies swooned over the man once he’d walked away, but you hardly moved.

“Did you see the way he looked at you? Oh!” the young lady fanned her hand. You chuckled, amused by the younger girl’s reaction.

“The way he got off his horse and showed the rabbits, he was so cool!”

“And handsome! Don’t forget handsome!”

You rolled your eyes at that one, “He wasn’t even that handsome.”

“So you do think he was handsome!” They all laughed, having caught something in your words.

“Listen to me, I said he was not all that handsome.” You repeated, “I’ve seen better.”

They gushed, trying to get you to elaborate, but your mother was beginning to look at you sideways. You thought it was better to stop then. With the light hearted fun you were having with your ladies, you forgot all about the dull ache of your throat. The reason you were having this ridiculous competition in the first place. The truth was there was something about Seowol that disgusted you. You couldn’t quite place it, it could be the abruptness in his movements and the way he threw the rabbits on the ground, or perhaps the coldness behind his eyes. A mindless cruelty to innocent beings.

Returner after returner, it was the same and they started blending into each other. They’d rush through the gates, and present the robed rabbit in front of the Queen before they bowed. They announced their name loudly, as if shouting would make the Queen remember them better. The cook would take the rabbit and disappear to the kitchens.

That was, until number 73th entered the yard. The sun was beginning to set, leaving the sky in a canvas of lovely purples and pinks. You didn’t notice him at first, but soon your ladies began to whisper. This particular soldier entered calmly, and only one hand on the horse’s bridle. A small ball of white highlighted by the black of his uniform. As he got closer, you saw that the white speck of fluff was the rabbit. He cradled it on his left arm, making sure it didn’t jump or fall. Once he’d reach the stage, he dismounted carefully. You noticed his height, and for the life of you, you couldn’t figure out how his shoulders managed to look both broad and slender at the same time. He came closer, bowing deeply before your mother and to your surprise, he began to approach you.

He was quickly stopped by your mother’s guards blocking his path.

“Please, your Royal Highness, let him approach,” You surprised yourself. For the past two weeks, you were scared you were growing paranoid of strangers and people in general. The fear was earned to some extent, you had just been attacked, but you were even more afraid that you’d grow to be scared of everyone, everything, and never come out of your bedroom ever again. Though, now, as you look over at your mother to let the stranger approach you, it seemed this fear wasn’t going to be an issue after all. You were going to be okay. In a lower voice this time, “Please, Mother.”

She rolled her eyes discreetly, waving her hand. “Let him through.”

The guards retracted. The man moved closer to you, and he bowed. You noticed the smoothness of his jaw, the curve of his lips and the pretty way his lashes decorated his pretty brown eyes. He was pretty. So much so you held your breath when his eyes finally met yours.

“My Princess.” He smiled, “For you.”

Oh.

Someone behind you gasped, and you were glad for the noise because that way he might not be able to hear the beating of your heart.

“May I?”

You nodded, despite not knowing what you had agreed to. The man walked even closer to you, and you unconsciously leaned forward. He placed the bunny in your hands, and you searched for his lingering fingers through the white fluff. He retrieved far too soon. You wanted to touch him for some reason. You wanted him to get close again and you wanted him to call you, once again, his prin—

“And what might your name be?” Your mother was not amused.

“Soldier Lee Hae, your Royal Highness.” He addressed his queen but his eyes never left yours.

“Lee, huh? You do know that was your dinner, correct? You won’t have dinner?” Your head snapped to your mother. She could not possibly!

“As long as my Princess is content, my stomach shall never be empty.”

Your head snapped back at him, a slightly ajar mouth. The corners of your mouth lifted slightly, but a sharp pain in your neck scared any adoring feelings away. The stitches tugged on your skin, and you brought your hand to your neck.

“Very well, no dinner. You may sit down, Soldier Lee Hae.”

───

Well, that was fucking stupid. Bada groaned, grabbing her stomach. She just had to give that damned rabbit to the Crown Princess, didn’t she? Even now, hours after dinner and well into their resting time, Bada could not decipher why she chose to spare the rabbit.

You had just looked so beautiful, and before she knew it, she was right in front of you. And as she remembers the look on your face when she gave you the bunny, your parted lips and your widening eyes as you looked up at her, Bada realized she only regretted her choice slightly.

There was no denying your beauty. Everyone knew that while you might be the Crown, you were also the prettiest bird in the eyes of the people.

But Bada couldn’t get distracted. She came here with a purpose. She was going to join the Royal Guard and bring back honor to her family. You might have been eye candy, but it didn’t change the fact that you represented what Bada lost, what she never realistically had a chance at.

It killed her. It killed her that they had a woman King and yet every other woman was still viewed as inferior. Did the only women that mattered lived in the palace? You got to be trained, you got to study the books—why couldn’t they? Why was it that she will need to pretend to be a boy for the rest of her life to feel free?

Could it be helped? Would you be different from your mother?

Her mind turned to her selfish thoughts. Perhaps she could use today’s events to her advantage. She could grow closer to you, on purpose this time, and perhaps that’d help her on the long run. She’d earn her position, of course; that was nonnegotiable.

The hunger grew furiously as she got lost in her thoughts. She couldn’t take it any longer. She got up, quickly wrapping the tight cloth over her chest. She hid a small knife on the inside of her left wrist, a security measure, though she was unlikely to need it. She grabbed something to cover herself with and left the small room she’d been provided with.

She was lucky to finish stage 1 where she did. When the last of the 197 soldiers that would pass on to the next stage arrived, they were well into dinner. The Queen had stated that for the remaining stages of the competition, only the top half scorers would receive a sole bedroom. Everyone else will sleep in the Great Hall. She reasoned it was to keep up the morale and ramp up ambition. It certainly did motivate Bada though. She did not wish to sleep uncomfortably among the stinky men. It was so weird, Bada knew they showered and mere hours later, a musk would develop around them.

She walked towards the kitchens as quietly as she could. Once there, she rummaged through the shelves, searching for something that was not a raw vegetable.

“Please, please, please…” She murmured to herself, and in her desperation, she did not hear the footsteps coming from the side entrance.

“Who is there?” A voice resounded. Bada froze, quickly kneeling down and hidden under the shelf. Fuck! “As Crown Princess, I command you to reveal yourself!”

The Princess? What was she doing up this late?

Bada had hoped that it was a younger staff member also searching for food (someone she could try her charm on), a simple guard (someone she could try to relate to and proclaim guard-to-guard solidarity), hell, she’d even hoped for a thief (someone who was even guiltier than she was). But the Princess? The Princess was someone she could not face. Perhaps for more than one reason.

As discreetly as she could, she crawled towards the end of the shelf. Across from here, there was a long table she could hide under and right across the table was the entrance.

She could make it.

If only she hadn’t run directly into the Princess’ feet.

She landed on her knees, and dread filled her head. She hung it in shame, some hair coming loose and framing her face. So this is how she would die, huh? With nothing to her name, a mere soldier title that she didn’t even earn herself. She would die without a legacy, without—

“Is that you, Lee Hae?” Your voice sounded extra sweet under the moonlight. “How come you’re out here at this time?”

She wanted the earth to open and swallow her whole. But there was no getting out of this.

“Princess Royal, please forgive my shamelessness.” She did not look up, still on her knees. “In my hunger, I forgot my place. I beg for your forgiveness.”

There was a long silence after Bada finished talking. Should she have said more? She was already on her knees, what else could she do to humiliate herself in front of the Princess?

“You’re telling me my contentment was not enough for you?”

Bada lifted her head quickly, only to realize too late you were mere inches away. You were so close she could count each beauty mark, each freckle on your face. She’d kiss them if you’d let her. She shook her head. Stupid Bada, concentrate on not dying!

“That isn’t it at all, my Princess.” She shook her head violently, to which you chuckled in response, lifting your hand to cover your mouth.

“So you’re a liar, then.”

“No, no! I am not, my Princess,” Bada opened her palms, “I will admit that as earnestly as my heart believes a smile from you is all I ever need to survive in this world, my earthly body persists in imprisoning me with cravings. I sincerely did not mean to succumb to my hunger.”

You watched the young soldier as they hung their head once more. You thought Lee was…funny. Funny in a very lovely and forward way that you couldn’t help but want more of. You brought a hand closer to her face, fingers lifting her chin.

Bada allowed the princess to lift her face, flushing at the contact. She could feel the heat rushing to her face, and it embarrassed her that you could have this effect on her. How you made her lose composure.

“Look at me,” you stated. Your head followed the brown eyes as they moved, trying to get them to look at you. “Soldier Lee, look at me.” You said it firmly this time around. Finally, the person in question did as asked. Big eyes looked up at you, begging for something you weren’t sure you could give.

“You know, Soldier Lee, you are the prettiest man I’ve ever met.”

Oh.

Widened eyes and dropped jaw, “I—”

‘I am not a man,’ she wanted to say. She almost did, and the fact that she nearly gave herself away scared her. She had never come this close to telling someone the truth. Not on impulse nor consciously. To the Princess no less! She was a mess. She’d better get a hold of herself if she intends on making it through.

Bada had proven that she was good with words, and here you were, leaving her stunned. You enjoyed it, maybe a bit too much. Abruptly, you stood up, leaving the soldier down on her knees. You offered a hand, and it was like a spell being broken. She took it. She gathered herself and she was back into the charming and highly trained voice. Your curiosity for the soldier grew as you watched; there was just something that screamed constraint in the way Lee spoke, but for now, you chucked it up to the respectability rules of the Queendom.

“I am sorry for interrupting your night, your Highness. I will take my leave.” Bada turned, but was quickly stopped when you grabbed her wrist.

It surprised both of you. As a noble princess, you had been taught from a young age that nobody but appointed servants get to come in contact with your skin. Yet here you were—two for two.

“Well, actually,” you began, “I’m here because I did not want you to go to sleep hungry.” You let go of Bada’s wrist, and she already missed the warmth of your skin on hers. It had been such a long time since anyone had touched her outside of training.

You signaled for her to follow you. She did, and you guided her to a small table on a corner. A small, white towel covered something and when you lifted it, Bada’s eyes widened. A golden serving tray filled with dishes.

“I ordered something be cooked for you,” you said, hands fidgeting, “I’m afraid it’s probably cold by now. I would’ve tried to get you sooner but my Mother kept me by her side much longer than I expected.”

“I—Thank you, your Royal Highness.” Bada bowed, stomach rumbling and mouth watering. “Thank you.”

“Please, you don’t have to do that.” You said quickly, “You were kind to me, and I couldn’t let my mother punish you for it.” You moved to pick up the tray, glaring at Bada when she tried to hold it for you instead. “I can do it! Plus, I know a spot.”

You walked gracefully, quickly, without spilling a single thing on the tray. Bada was amazed. The both of you stuck to the sides of buildings, remaining in the shadows. Bada anxiously looked around; what would people think if they saw her with the Princess? What rumors will they spread, and how much will they cost her? Her life?

“Through there.” The door was covered with greenery, and Bada could not see the door.

She moved closer to you, whispering into your ear, “where?”

She genuinely couldn’t see it.

You shivered. You could faintly feel her chest against your back, and the warmth it radiated.

You shook your head.

“Here, hold this.” You passed the tray to Bada, making quick work of the hidden door. You opened it and walked through. You moved the vines for Bada, she bent down and met you on the other side.

“Wow…” She gasped. It was a beautiful space, filled with colorful flowers and a pond, four trees on each corner. There was a small house, and Bada doubted it was more than just a bedroom and a bathroom.

“It is the old gardener’s place, but he died and it became abandoned.” You said, placing the tray on the wooden ledge in front of the small house. “The new gardener had a family, so he understandably needed a bigger space.”

You giggled nervously, and Bada found herself loving the sound. She got so lost in your voice and the pretty flowers that she nearly forgot how hungry she was. Nearly.

Bada sat down next to you.

“It’s beautiful.”

“I know!” She said excitedly, your eyes sparkling with joy, “Mother thought of destroying it and building something else but I just loved it so much, I wouldn’t let her. I begged her to let me have it for days, she agreed eventually and now it’s my little place! Very few people know about it; my Mother, the new gardener, my lady-in-waiting, you…”

You finished shyly, smiling at Bada before quickly looking away. Would it be too forward of her to grab your face and make you look at her?

Yes, she decided, yes, it would be.

Her stomach growled.

“Oh,” You gasped, “Please eat! I didn’t mean to make you wait.”

“Please, eat with me.”

“No, no, I ate quite well earlier,” you said, “and you didn’t!”

“I don’t want to eat by myself,” Bada said, “Princess, eat with me, please.”

“I’m telling you I won’t,” refusing her once more, “I'll force feed you this meal myself if you don’t start eating soon.”

“Is that a proposition?” Bada smirked. Your cheeks grew warm against your will.

“I only mean… I want you to eat, you have gone hungry because of me. I don’t want you to be hungry any longer.”

“Would you feed me then?” Bada’s eyes looked down at yours, “If I asked you to?”

You cleared your throat, eyes meeting. “Forgive me, soldier, if I’ve come across in a certain light. But I will never feed a man with two capable hands of his own.”

Bada saw the intensity in your eyes, and how they refused to look away from her hers. She leaned closed, eyes growing dangerous the longer she stayed fixated on you.

“You say ‘a man with two capable hands’ but what if I wasn’t a man? How can you be sure that I am?” Bada brought a hand closer to you, “How do you know these work?” She had gone crazy. In your gaze, she had forgotten herself.

Still, in the back of her mind: if she wasn’t in disguise now, would you feed her then?

You finally broke eye contact, looking down at Bada’s hand. It surprised you how much you wanted to hold it, it surprised you even more when your body started reacting to it. A simple hand with long fingers. A calloused hand from days spent training, yet unlike the hands of the men you’ve encountered. Their hands didn’t bring this strange feeling to your stomach. You mind showed you images of these very hands moving along your body; from the nape of your neck, down your side and in between your—

You scoffed, and then chuckled, “Please don’t be ridiculous, soldier Lee. Now, eat, the food is getting colder by the second.”

Bada covered her feelings with a laugh. She was relieved you ignored her impulsive questions, and at the same time, your response left a bitter taste in her mouth. You were just being nice this entire time? Was there really nothing else in your lingering touches and loving eyes? They were childish questions, but it stung nonetheless. She sighed internally; she couldn’t possibly be getting this close now. It was normal to a certain extent, she had the tendency to develop crushes all the time. Sure, developing one in the Princess would complicate the 'get close to you and advance her career' plot, but she was already here.

All her crushes have faded with time, and this one will too.

Bada finally began eating and she was grateful to you once again. She said so, with cheeks full of food and complete disregard for rules. Rules, you had both broken some many of them already, why start caring about them now?

[volturiprincess]

Carlisle with human mate that is Blind and when he turns them, they get their vision back and sees him for the first time

This one was interesting to write, i had to do some small research for it but i enjoyed. I hope the wait was worth it💙 (also did a small HP reference, if I ever had a dog like i mentioned on here, I would without call it Padfoot)

Enchanting

Warnings: mentions of death (I'm so sorry to all my dog lovers out there, I'm one myself), mentions of pain medication (it was only mentioned once and its use for medical purposes, don't do drugs kids!)

h/s: hair shade (dark, light, etc.)

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Never able to see something with certainty and always living with uncertainty. That was until I found him, well more like he found me. I was on a walk with my adorable black german shepherd, Padfoot, we usually walk on this empty street that my house is located on. It was a peaceful afternoon, the rain had stopped for the time being and it was slightly chilly. To me it was the perfect weather for my daily walk, there was a silence that created a serene peaceful setting. Hardly any cars pass by and this is Forks, nothing interesting happens here unless you think about the bear attacks that have been happening lately. As Padfoot continues to guide me down the street I mainly focus on hearing my surroundings, since I can't actually admire the scenery around me. 

What happens next can only be described as a chain of events that happened quicker than flipping the switch on for light. It all happened so fast, one minute I heard the roar of an engine and a loud yelp of pain, and me laying face down on… grass? I lay there for a minute trying to recall the events when I hear a small whine, I sit up trying to find the source of the whine but I'm failing as my eyes are filling up with tears in my already hazy eyes. I know that whining all too well, I manage to spot a fuzzy shape laying in the middle of the street and I crawl to him, I cradle his head onto my lap as he slips from me slowly. I managed to choke out a small “Padfoot please” and I felt his body go limp. I held his body against me for a while with hot tears streaming down.

Padfoot has been in my life for a little over ten years now. My parents got him for me when he was a pup and they would take him to his training classes so he could become my guide dog. He was my best friend, without him I would not be able to get to places without fearing of hurting myself. My thoughts were interrupted by a smooth voice.

“Miss, are you alright?”

I look around to find the source of the voice to be met with what I believe is a person, it was hard to make out his features but with the sound of his voice I can tell he is a man. I wiped some of my tears away and blink any upcoming ones away.

“I um, well do I look okay?”

“My apologies I didn't mean to interrupt your moment of grief but you look a bit rough up”

“Oh? I um sorry didn’t mean to snap at you but he just passed away”

“What happened”

“I'm not 100 percent sure, you see I have partial blindness, all I can remember is like a force pushing me to the side, the sound of a loud engine and then a yelp”

I surprised myself that I managed to even get words out since I felt my throat closing in from holding back a choke of a sob in. 

“I'm sorry for your lost, but do you mind if I take you to the hospital, I’m actually a doctor there, Im Doctor Cullen but you can call me Carlisle”

Huh, what are the odds that a doctor is the one helping me out. But my reassurance was dissolved when I looked down at the shape of my lovely Padfoot. 

“Wh-what about him?”

“Do you trust me?”

Even though I cannot fully see him, his voice was so calm and caring, I think I could hear him talk for hours and not get tired of it. I nod gently.

“I can have one of my kids take him to the vet to get him cleaned up and you can bury him or?”

I always knew that if that dreadful day came that my Padfoot was ever to leave me, I would have him cremated, in that way if for some reason I was ever to leave Forks in the future I dont leave him behind. 

“I wanted to have him cremated”

He gently responded in a more softer voice “Ok, I'll have him take care of it while I take care of you at the hospital”

I blushed slightly at the way he said that but nodded, I heard him dial a number and then he spoke quietly to whoever. Must have been his child he mentioned. Weird. He sounds young, I would never assume he would already have kids already and from what I can tell from the situation his kid must be already an adult or at least almost. He stayed with me in the middle of the now deserted street until his kid came. When they finally arrived, I heard two angelic sounding voices, a deep and high one. Two kids?

“Ah Edward, Alice, thank you for coming”

I don't remember much after that sentence, all I can remember was having Padfoot being taken out of my arms and a cold hand guiding me to a car. And bits and parts of being in the hospital, I

remember how he was gentle and slow with taking care of my cuts, the only major ones are the ones on my knees and hands from when I was crawling. 

That was 5 months ago already, a month after I met Carlisle he asked me out to dinner. And two months after that he told me he is a Vampire and that I am his supposed mate. I got to meet his adoptive kids, they are all kind and with the time I spend time with them I can almost identify them each with my limited vision. After the loss of Padfoot, which I'm still grieving over, I grew to be comfortable enough with the Cullen clan, they made sure one of them stays with me. That only happens if Carlisle is working but other than that I do spend a lot of time with them, mostly at their house. 

Soon enough came the day of my turn date. I thought about it quite often, I spent so much time alone and to find someone like Carlisle, is a one in a million chance. He does not take pity in me and he treats me with so much love and care. In the past when I used to date, they were not the best experiences. But with Carlisle we spend hours outside and he is describing every detail that is surrounding us, if I close my eyes I can almost picture it with a clear vision. 

Me and Carlisle have had long conversations about this but with a lot of convincing we both came to a settlement, on my 22nd birthday I will be turned, which is today. He told me he will be there with me every second of the way. The minute I am out cold and letting the transformation overtake me he would be there holding my hand. 

And so came the moment, im laying down in his makeshift medical wing in his house. He leans close to my face and whispers “I love you”. After that everything went dark. Before he bit into me he gave me enough morphine so I would not feel any pain when he sank his teeth into me. 

 And so two days went by, I did feel pain in various moments in the transformation but it would vanish in minutes. On the final day, I felt my heartbeat vanish, the sound of my breathing soon failed to exist but I was met with the pleasing sound of my mates small gasp. I knew it was his because I spent months just listening to his voice without knowing how he looked like but I could assume he is handsome. 

I open my eyes slowly to be met with a ceiling, it has a nice brown shade but the material is unknown to me. Wait? I can see that. Wait, I can see!? I sit up immediately to witness everything around me with perfect vision. Everything was so clear and….beautiful. The sunlight casted a nice glow to the room that made me feel for a minute I was in paradise. I could see a gorgeous bouquet of different various colored flowers, something I look forward to learning the name too with time. Next I see a mirror that is hanging on the wall I am facing, and I see myself. Without thinking twice I am standing in front of it admiring myself. I see my eyes are a crimson red and my face is so defined. My h/s hair frames my face perfectly, it looks so healthy, so unreal. 

How can that be me? I'm so…

“Enchanting”

My evaluation of myself is interrupted by his voice. I freeze for a moment, slapping myself mentally, for forgetting the man of my dreams. I turn to him slowly to be met with the most attractive man I could ever see, which is a lot to say because I have never seen another man in my life. But he's perfect, how can he be real? He wears a warm smile that makes me feel weak in the knees instantly. He comes up to me, from up close he’s more beautiful than words themselves can explain. 

I reached a hand towards his face, unfazed by how fast my arm moved toward him, I caressed his cheek gently. I was fascinated by how we were now the same temperature, the cold versus warm we had seemed to never exist. But his eyes, so full of warmth like his smile, I want to melt into him with how much of awe I am looking at him. 

“Your the definition of handsome”

He chuckled quietly at my words, the expression his face makes when he laughs looks angelic, come to think about it he's just angelically beautiful. 

“Honey I’m the first man you have ever seen clearly”

“That is true, but even before I could already tell you were handsome”

“How so?”

“By your voice and sometimes when there was not to much lighting I swear I could see you”

“Is that so?”

I nodded, there were moments where I felt like I did get glimpses of him in certain moments, and Alice might have told me in great detail how Carlisle looks like. But now I can look at him with certainty, I never want to remove my gaze from him but  I have eternity to not only look at him but I have a whole world to explore with him. 

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More Valentin Viljoen (V) Headcanons! MC X V

IM BACK AND ROLLING WITH MORE HEADCANONS FOR OUR BEST AND FAVORITE VIGILANTE!!! I had tons of fun making the last one and Ill feed you guys with some more <3 (thank me, children smh. /lh /j /nm)

Okay so... *opens notebook* If you ever accidentally fell asleep when V's around, he'd let you rest aslong you wish but when he notices its getting a bit late or close to your bedtime, he'll gently wake you up so you can brush your teeth, do whatever nightly routine you do and then have your quality sleep.

He would NEVER lash at or snap at you when he's mad even if he's fuming, instead, he'd come to you for comfort and solace. He could be a full inferno but when he comes to you to let off steam, he's gonna be so relaxed afterwards as if he wasn't just about to annihilate someone's whole family bloodline 10 minutes ago. :3

Since canonically he participates in fundraising/charity events, he'd ask you to accompany him if you'd like. if he were to host one, he'd want you to be by his side as he works <3

If you have some sort of outfit mishap, let's say a string you're having trouble tying on your back, V will be right by your side and tie it for you. The same goes for hooks you can't reach. He'd also fix your collar if its a bit creased and help adjust your shirt. What a gentleman. :3

HFJbfjebfFEFE As a gift, he'd buy matching jewelry sets for you and him to wear <3 Be it a sun and moon rings, matching necklaces or bracelets. He would always smile when he spots you wearing it and would interlock your hands together to watch eachothers bracelet/rings side by side.

A pushover MC? Hah! Not on V's watch! He would SEATHE if anyone took advantage of your kind (doormat) personality and would stand up for you in every given chance. In no universe would he just watch you getting stepped on as if you held no value. Hold his dagger, he's gonna beat someone up.

Now, if you can handle yourself out in public, V would still insist on being with you. Not because he doesn't trust you, but just so you dont need to get your hands dirty. Thats his job to protect you :3

You both frequently visit each other so often that you both have copies of each other's house keys so you can come and go as you please. Your personal belongings would make themselves comfortable in his bunker because of how often you drop by to see him.

If you feel even a little bit sick, Vs gonna be your personal doctor, making sure you're taking your medicine on time, eating well, taking rest, and dealing with whatever work you need to complete. From cleaning the house or writing a report for work. Your well-being is his priority, after all.

If you suffer from bad mental health or any mental illness, he would be your number one supporter and be with you through every step of the journey. He would even recommend a good therapist for you and pay for your sessions if you're okay with it.

He would never force you into making decisions. Whether it be small mundane choices like picking out an outfit for the day or choosing what to eat and which restaurant, to major life choices like switching jobs or moving cities. He would support and give his own personal opinion in your favor at best. The main decision-making is up to you.

Hes your number-one supporter for whatever hobbies you're into and whatever interests you find intriguing <3 As long as they don't involve you getting hurt or hurting others, he's gonna let you be you.

He loves you for who you are no matter what race, gender, religion, sexuality, etc you identify as. To him, they specifically don't matter since its only YOU he cares about. And he loves everything that makes you, you. <3

Eheheheh... this is super silly... If you ever tease him by replacing your last name with his when you say your name ( 'Y/N Viljoen' ), he's gonna be so stunned that he will ask you to say it again to see whether you REALLY JUST REPLACED YOUR LAST NAME WITH HIS or his ears were messing with him. If you choose to repeat it, he's gonna be a red-flustered mess. The only thing coming from his mouth will be incomprehensible stuttering and him telling you to shut up. ( Ofc he'd never mean it but oh my god. Leave the man alone he might aswell ascend to heaven atp with how much youre teasing him. )

On the topic of flustered V, he's a total tsundere when it comes to your teasing and flirting. But he really does enjoy how it makes his heart flutter. He'd never admit it out loud of course but the way he never genuinely tells you to stop is enough of an answer for you.

Hes not the flirting type himself. But at rare moments, it slips out. Just like the way he was acting so charming and romantic when he was LITERALLY BLEEDING OUT ON YOUR DOORSTEP DURING HIS ROUTE LIKE OH MY GOD V. Its such a nice change of pace on how the roles are now switched that it makes your heart flutter in all the correct ways because of how well he pulls it off. Gah.. I love romantic men <3

If you own a pet yourself, V would suggest you and his more safer pets to have a little pet playdate <3 It would be great for your animals to get used to each others company and settle in each others homes since you'll be spending more time together!

Ending this with possibly the sweetest one. If there's a charity event for children and you and him participated in it, V would watch you as you interact and play with the kids cheerfully. He would study your facial expressions and your smile as you talked to the kids. He'd gaze at you whenever you would pick up the smaller ones or give them piggyback rides and something in him would open up... His heart would open up to the thought of, maybe one day, being able to have a child with you and watch as you and him take care of them and raise them. It'd be a fantasy he would silently wait for to come true but of course, he'd dismiss it for now since its too early to think of such thoughts and he wasn't sure of your opinion on it. But he'd still daydream... and wait...

YAYYY IM FINALLY DONE. Sorry this took a bit of time to write (Im a master procrastinator <3) But I had fun writing it! I never mentioned it but you guys are free to request any V or other KC members headcanons or fics. Im open to new things and its a good way to experiment with my writing <3 Tysm for 10 MORE FOLLOWERS??? OMG YALL IM SO HAPPY FBEHFBEG anyways enjoy your dinner, children. lovely mention to @megaroniandcheez for hyping me up for it sure amazing. -Shan/Shannon

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hii mr. Cosmic!! im luma from ying’s server!! i was wondering if i could request a kokomi x gn!reader where reader gets injured and she patches them up, maybe leading to a confession? ty in advance and take ur time <33

Thank you for the ask Luma! And I most certainly can!

NOW YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND!!!

“Again?” Kokomi thought to herself as she watched you limp through the night of watatsumi island.

This was not the first time you had injured yourself and tried to hide it from her.

It probably wouldn’t be the last either!

She would think that you would be a lot more open with her considering how long the two of you had known each other.

But no! You were just as bull headed about everything as when you and her first met!

She was going to give you a piece of her mind!

She was going to heal you, and then, while doing that she was going to berate you!

Just like all the other times she’s *had* to heal you.

Sure, she trusts the doctors and healers on the island but you were special.

So that meant she was the only one who could heal you!

She didn’t make the rules, she just had to follow them.

Well, she did make the rules but that’s unimportant!

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

You hissed quietly with every step.

That Traveler person was good.

You still won the spar, but something told you another important fight was about to come up.

Probably one with Kokomi about your injuries.

It wasn’t anything major, just a couple of broken bones, some lightheadedness, and a bit of trouble breathing.

Still, she’d make a fuss out of it like she always had.

You weren’t complaining by any means, you loved to have her around.

Still, you do wish she’d take breaks more often.

It wouldn’t do for her having to be taken care of by you.

That would end only in disaster.

A disaster the both of you would enjoy for sure.

A disaster that would cause political shockwaves across Inazuma however, would best be avoided.

You heard familiar footsteps behind you and you turned around, ready to give your greeting and to be chewed out.

“Heya Ko-'' you began before stopping, and noticing several things.

Were there always two Kokomi’s?

How long has it been since you last breathed in?

Why was everything going dark?

You then promptly collapsed.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

When you awoke for the first time, it was to Kokomi looking at you like she had just lost and found you again, tears in her eyes and blood on her hands and face.

You tried to tell her not to cry but blacked out again before you could.

After that, it was a constant switch between barely conscious and completely unconscious.

And the only constant in all of that was Kokomi watching over you.

It was comforting to see that.

To know that someone like her was watching over you.

Then one night, you managed to wake up for real.

You had been interred in the main sleeping room of the Sangonomiya estate.

You had been interred in Kokomi’s room.

Why did that make you feel so warm in the face?

Wait, Kokomi!

Never mind that, who knows how long you have been out!

You needed to see Kokomi, to let her know you were alright!

You attempted to sit up but then something pulled you down.

That something being the slender arms of a certain priestess.

A certain priestess who forced you to face her despite her being asleep.

A certain priestess who looked very much different from the way she usually did.

Bags under her eyes, her beautiful hair losing color, skin going pale from exhaustion.

Was this all because of you?

Before you could continue that train of thought, Kokomi began to speak in her sleep.

“Please… no… please don’t leave… I… I love you, you idiot!” she muttered in fear, seemingly in the middle of a nightmare.

“Idiot” that was something she only ever called you…

That would have to wait, Kokomi was having a nightmare.

In your opinion, that needed to stop.

You tried to gently shake her awake.

It did not work.

You tried to shake her a little harder, it did not work.

You then did something that only ever worked in fairy tales.

You closed your eyes, and you kissed her.

For a moment Kokomi went still, then she kissed you back.

The two of you held the kiss for a long while, but then, the trifling need for oxygen forced the two of you apart.

Then as soon as you regained your breath and before Kokomi could say anything you pulled her close to you and blurted out.

“I love you Sangonomiya Kokomi! I have for years!”

Kokomi was silent for a moment before tightening her grip on you and saying through tears “I love you too you idiot, so please, never get hurt like that again… my heart could not bear it.”

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Part 2 Convo

T: * a sympathetic and pained look crosses tombstones face*

P: "My first crook. He's in jail still, and will be for a long while. But I can't let that happen to anyone else or turn a blind eye ever again if it means someone gets hurt."

T: "i... I know its not useful to hear from me. But Im sorry. And I wish you had someone on your side with your ideals that you were sharing this story with instead of an enemy.

P: *doesn't really know what to say to that and deflects* "What about you? You shared your story with me, too. I still share the other things with my loved ones. Haven't you done that with anyone else?"

T: "I think that Ive mentioned some of it to hammerhead. but as you said, it is not that uncommon of a story growing up in this city. So sharing it is not nearly always the most productive thing to do.

P: "Especially when 'looking weak' isn't exactly a good thing to project, right?"

T: "Exactly."

P: "So, why do it around me?"

T: *tombstone pauses and thinks for a moment* Im not sure. Theres alot about you that makes me unsure

P: *a little sarcasm returns* "Don't I feel special. Alright, so now that you know that, what exactly are you going to do about me now? You said murder is off the table which means you're thinking up alternatives."

T: "Im not sure. I know for sure youll never take that deal. I know that my men will continute to have to fight you, but if youre not killing them, then them not killing you is not the oddest of requests. Most of the lower levels still are convinced your going to kill them, so letting them know we came to an arrangement will sooth some of that and ease trigger happy fingers."

P: Alright. Does that mean you're still going to try and find out more about me?"

T: "Probably. To fight an unknown is to guarantee failure at some point.

P: "Wasn't all this enough for you? What more could you possibly want to know?"

T: "Information you dont have is information you cant use. Im sure theres a lot more to you than you think."

P: "If you say so. *realizes something* That. . .could be an explanation as to why Ock switched from kill to capture with me. He doesn't usually have a problem killing kid bystanders, much less his enemies. It's weird for him to make an exception with me."

T: "from what Montana's said about everything, Ock's either dead set on finding out what makes you tick or making you into an apprentice of some sort."

P: *facepalm* "Wonderful. I tried telling him he wasn't my type, but he doesn't take 'no' for answer. Or any constructive criticism on being a somewhat tolerable human."

T: *snorts and tries to cover it up*

P: *eyes widen* "You laughed! You agree with me, don't you? You think he's a jerk, too! Beyond the whole 'standards' thing, that is."

T: *embarrassed that he lost control. Clears throat* I do agree that the Doctor is... Lacking in a lot of ways when it comes to interacting with others.

P: "Oh, come off it. I'm glad you agree with me but you don't have to be so formal about this. I mean, we told each other our backstories and you're getting more flustered over laughing about me saying that Ock's a social dumpster fire."

T: *relaxing a little to tease back* I have to keep up my scary crime lord face especially in front of the infamous Spider-Man

P: *lights up* "You do have a sense of humor! Hallelujah, it's a miracle! You must be a laugh-a-minute at all the crime parties."

T: *rolls his eyes* ah yes the infamous crime parties that are hosted weekly to make us all feel better about life.

P: *cheerfully* "Sure, you guys must have the best glaring contests on the east coast. I'll bet you won all those hands-down, too."

T: *shakes his head* sadly no. Vulture, while not a boss, has the strongest glares.

P: "Oh, yeah. I forgot about him. He's a mean old codger, isn't he? He and Ock are reigning sourpuss champs among supervillains. It's probably why they get along so well."

T: *raising an eyebrow. How had no one figured out how young spider man was before?* indeed.

P: "I can't imagine working with either of them well without some real attitude adjustment on their part. And that's not even getting into the whole moral void they have. Why Ock is so interested in someone who doesn't share his view in anything is beyond me."

T: "perhaps he thinks he is smart enough to change your mind to fit his views. Though, given his utter lack of experience with much of new yorks underbelly, im not sure what he his views include beyond some large hopes for power and how he hopes to explain and convince anyone reasonable of anything."

P: *snorts* "You said it. He wasn't smart enough to deal with me before and he still isn't. He wasn't even smart enough to figure out I never tried to have him killed."

T: "Hmm. that might be his ego speaking. He might consider himself too powerful for people not to be attempting to murder him."

P: "Yeah, but killings not my style. Even if it was, I wouldn't need to rig a lab to blow up when I have literal super strength. All it'd take for me to make it look like an accident is to drop him from a skyscraper or something. *winces* Again, not my style."

T: *scrunching his nose slightly.* Im now somewhat glad its not. Though, I can totally foresee Goblin doing something like that.

P: "Yeah, I can see that. If he's a big enough creep to blow up a ballroom full of people, he'd definitely make street pizza out of his enemies. Maybe you should keep a parachute or something on hand."

T: "Or reinforce all my windows. I apparently have a problem" *he says dryly*

P: "Hey, don't look at me. I leave your windows intact when I sneak in. Breaking glass doesn't really help when I want to be stealthy."

T: *frowns* "True. But the fact that anyone gets in at all is rather disheartening. When I first started out we had far fewer people comeing through the window on the highest floors. A few. but it was far less frequent."

P: "I can see you throwing people out the windows more than I can see people sneaking in. Who else is crazy enough to come through the window from this height?"

T: "Oh, there are a few. Were a few."

P: *anime sweatdrop* "That's not at all ominous. Does that mean you'll actually start inviting me in now? Should I expect engraved invites from here on out?"

T: "Sure. Ill even leave out milk and cookies."

P: "Wrong time of year for that kind of visitor. I'll still leave you any coal I find, though."

T: "Better than nothing at all which is what Im used to. Ill take the coal." *a grin threatens to come out but he holds onto it*

P: *blinks at that* "You serious? No presents at Christmas time, not even from your employees?Now that's criminal."

T: *confused* "Why would they do that? It goes top down for gifting. If your lucky and work for the right people. Which.. I didnt." * he then snorts at second bit and shakes his head*

P: *also very confused* "You. . .give presents to someone if you want to or if they need it. There's no specific direction gift-giving has to go. I mean, it's a voluntary thing, not a corporate bonus."

T: *tilts head* If you say so.

P: *scandalized* "At least tell me you get birthday presents."

T: "Do you really think that I celebrate my birthday with other people?"

P: "Why not? What's so wrong about that?"

T: "Its just another day that sits on the calendar. Nothing special. I eat work and sleep the same on that day as I would on any other."

P: *frustrated* "Alright, thanks for confirming you're depressingly boring as heck, especially for a crime lord. If you had the entire day to yourself, what WOULD you do for fun?"

T: *blinks at the tone. then considers the question and stares out the window* With no work to do?... Read. hit my punching bag. Drink tea. All the stuff I do when i need to think I suppose. And you? What would you do? I suppose my activities fall into 'depressingly boring as heck'

P: "I'm not knocking the fact you have alone time, I'm knocking the fact that you don't seem to ever hang out with anyone and enjoy someone else's company for its own sake."

T: "Enjoying the company of others has never been a strength of mine. now. Your turn kid. Tell me what you would do with a day to yourself."

P: "Hanging out with friends at a cafe or watching a movie together. Literally any time spent with them or my family. Alone time would be reading or working on fun experim-ah."

T: "experim-ah?"

P: *does not want to reveal how much science he knows* "Anyways, you get the picture. Alone time and people time. Everyone needs a little of both."

T: *decides not to press. He's already been very lucky today* I see. Makes sense that you feel that way, given what a chatterbox you tend to be during fights.

P: "Chatterbox, nothing. Everyone needs someone in their corner. Even if the people in mine don't know about all this, they are still here for me. For all your talk about me being alone, it doesn't sound like you have anyone that doesn't need to be paid to be alongside you."

T: *shrugs* I'm not a smart mouthed teen throwing down with adults. Without an adult who knows about said throw downs, might I add. I doubt your friends know about this either.

P: *unashamedly* "Nope, none of them the slightest clue. If they do, it's not because I said anything. I think I've been proven capable of handling most things."

T: "right. And I'm sure you're psychologically sound with no trauma or lasting issues related to trust or fighting."

P: "Thanks for the insight, pot, I needed to be called black today."

T: *sighs a little* Takes one to know one.

P: "Sure. And who do you suggest I talk to about this, oh wise one?"

T: *serious* Someone you actually trust. Which isnt me or any of the villains who managed to capture you and caused the lead up to this conversation. I dont know who. But when you dont talk, it can eat at you. But perhaps, thats one too many psychology books talking

P: "Probably. I'll think about it. I still don't get how you're planning to use this info on me, anyways. Do YOU even know how?"

T: "Wheres the fun in answering that question Spider?"

P: "Right. Can't ruin your image of 'crime lord who actually knows what he's doing.'"

T: *rolls his eyes* get out of here you little twerp.

P: *purposefully stalls a moment* "You didn't say the magic word."

T: *raises an eyebrow* Or I'll throw you out? I know for a fact you'll catch yourself on the way down.

P: "Technically, that'd be disqualified for being multiple words, anyways." *flips onto the ceiling before he can get caught*

T: *laughs and quickly quiets* fine. Please leave my office, spider.

P: *jaunty wave* "Seeya around, Tomby. Don't let the Goblins bite. *flips out the window and swings off* WOO-HOO!"

T: *shakes his head* That kid better watch himself out there.

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Uncensored version and close ups below!!

Also apologies for the small and crazy writing, I went insane playing this game and had a lot to say about it LMAO

The way I has to paste in a sticky note to write more anjfdnsojfndsjnfodjs

Stickers are by NoodlesAndTeaShop on Etsy!!

This is the only game I’ve given a 10/10, I seriously love this game so much and this spread is my favorite thing ever

And if you’re curious how I set up the spread here it is!

Writing typed below!

Rating: 10/10 Played: Su 2022 Port: N. Switch Favorite? Y Replayable: Y Recommended? Y

Comments

my first ace attorney game!!

omg the little anime scenes are so cool

The twist endings/court conclusions are so well made

oh my god I'm in love with Kazuma <3 his theme T-T

each character has such a distinct personality esp from just their animation

I love the [sholmes/iris/ryuu] forhead thing

yeah I'm also in love with Ryuu T-T

the logic and reasoning spectaculars are my favorite thing they're so fun and stupid

Sholmes and Iris are the cutest dad and daughter duo

FIREWORKS? IN THE COURTROOM??

I am so stressed about the Hounds of the Baskerville case O_o

British Ryuu jumpscare

CHUUNOSUKE ON RYUU'S SHOULDER T-T

I like Gina's new job and personality

Ayy Gregsy is back

ohh the great departed soul is both Susato and Kazuma omg

AMNESIA? T^T

Ryuu is scared of everything and I adore it [me too Ryuu]

PLAGUE DOCTOR WANTS TO CUT ME UP??

The wax museum is horrifying wtf

case 8 [2-3] is an all time favorite

HOLY FUCK

[Phonograph sticker] looks just like Barok's

Love goofy Herlock clothes

Case 2-4 specific comments

THE PARALLELS ARE CRAZY

give me your damn sword Kazuma you don't need two of them

KAZUMA'S NEW THEME????

KAZUIMA'S FATHER?

DEAD?

I love how confident, sure, and determined Ryuu is now

bullying Ryu to pay the vendors T-T

is this a fake trial??

Beppo!!!

STOP FLIRTING IN THE MIDDLE OF A TRIAL

Was the will the note sent to Kazuma?

Finishing each others sentences

love [prison warders and a prosecutor, reborn] 10/10 music

Case 2-5 specific comments

FUCK NOT STRONGHART

Kazuma [eye roll]

JIGOKU???

The girls are FIGHTING [kazuma and barok]

IM MIKOTOBA OMG OMG INVESTIGATION

Elementary my dear Mikotoba T^T

TAP DANCING

Was the sword broken from Genshin? NVM LOL [im dumb]

Gregson in the luggage is so fucked

They're all family T-T brother Ryuu

Kazuma's theme is both intimidating but assuring

HOLOGRAM??

THE DANCE????

Iris Van Zieks... IRIS SHOLMES

THE CREDITS, I'm not okay

Game Dev notes

Masterfully done music, esp reinvented themes for change

incredible animations, gives each character so much personality

great story telling - best visual novel for length, story, interest, etc

chronicles has its own achievements - encourages replayability

great pacing and saving - east to pick up and set down

amazing foreshadowing - whole series planned together

incredible balance of comedy and tragedy

takes preexisting stories and tropes and masterfully retells them

Summary:

I'm afraid I won't have enough room to describe how much I love this game. I don't even know where to start :'). This game is a masterpiece of masterpieces. Easily comparable to FMAB in terms of incredible storytelling, foreshadowing, mystery, tragedy, comedy, score, design, you name it. I have never genuinely been so shocked by the surprises in this game, but they were all so well made and fit in the story seamlessly. The tragedy and comedy, the two most important aspects of a story to me, were not only very well balanced, but were used as expert emotional devices throughout the game. The character design is incredible. Small details such as Ryuu's arm brace or Enoch's mechanisms or Iris's dolls add such character and personality even if some of these details aren't plot relevant. Each character has a unique body type, face shape, facial features, etc that it is easy to identify each character without their hair or clothes. The deigns are also so brilliant that it even taught me how to not only draw older people and children, but to be able to distinguish between teenagers and 20-30 year olds in my art (instead of all looking the same age). The animations are beautiful and so ridiculous. I always looked forward to interacting with Herlock and the witnesses. These games also have one of my favorite scores, especially the way they are able to turn established themes on their heads. The music does an amazing job at establishing setting, character, tension, emotion, you name it. Now for the story telling. Holy fucking shit. Holy shit. You don't even realize how important every small is until it hits you in the face. This is a story that will rival my 1st place spot of FMAB [in terms of all media]. It is so beautifully designed and thought over that I can only say the writers at Capcom are true geniuses to make this story. It doesn't hold back any punches but also comforts you. It toys with your emotions and is smth almost evil, but it also gives you hope and confidence and lifts you up so that you can scream to the world. The key to this is Ryuu. He's no avatar like Link but you and him share a strong bond through shared experience. It was an ingenious move to have the first story be Ryuu accused of murder, you learn the hardest way possible how to become a defense attorney of true integrity. His relations to others is this game is incredible too. The betrayal, the longing, the tenderness. Him and Susato have an incredible "sibling" bond to where I truly felt anxious without her. Not to mention Kazuma. A human through and through. Once thought to be the righteous angel, he had later fallen from heaven just to learn the truth of who he and his father really are. Even as the game has ended, I still sit and contemplate on these characters. Although it was the right decision for Kazuma to stay, I am still in pain from their separation. I really wish I could say more but it's also hard to put into words all my feelings with so little space. If I could forget this game just to experience it again, I would. An outstanding work of art. I highly recommend. My new favorite game.

[safetycar-restart]

Pollens still being mean, but lets gather the braincells.

So ds au for motogp, considering how crashes are rather different from f1 do they have more team doms? Are the doms more tied to a person and switches team when they do? Im thinking of that poor ducati engineer who was duck taped and handed over to ktm i believe after the last race last year. Cause that has so much potential in a ds au.

Perhaps they move with the riders if they go from moto2 to motogp and such?

The doms have crash kits of what said rider needs after a crash. Marcs dom would have nerves of steel and that kind of bag that contains everything like some grandmas big bag for every evantuality. Also nowadays questions any doctor who is very positive marc can ride with broken bones, that way marc can try and let go of the anxiety and his dom can be the 'mean' one.

Fabio being the tactile being he is most likely have a lot of lotions and massage oils for his after crash kit. Comfy, brightly colored pajamas most likely feature as well. And cuddles of course but think careful cuddles is something they all require?

Enea and bezz dom both most likely after a crash focus a bit also on their hair? Feels like that might make them relax.

The doms rutinly get together to bitch about the stewards and eat things not in a riders diet methinks

Cheers from 🏍 anon

I LOVE THIS!!! Honestly I think my new obsession is the d/s au with MotoGP because this is so so good. If anyone has more thoughts about this…. I need to be informed immediately. Im gonna do some general thoughts and then talk a bit about a few riders.

Firstly, I agree that Doms would be a lot more individual. I think that the general rule would be that the teams have to provide a dominant for their rider if the rider doesn't already have one. If they do have a dom, then the team will hire that dom because that's usually what's best for the rider.

I think that dominants and submissives would be a lot less streamlined in Motogp? F1 teams have a whole system in place where their riders dynamic is dealt with on a scheduled basis for optimal health. Whereas Motogp is lot more individualised and they mostly let the riders choose dominants for themselves.

So yeah, I do think each rider would have their own dom as opposed to a team dom for both.

MARC:

Oh yeah Marc's dom has got have the BIGGEST crash kit. In fact it's probably more like a crash suitcase. Of course you some stuff like lotion, massage oil, muscle tape, wrist guards, etc but you also have his favourite comfy clothes (which are actually your clothes), his favourite energy bars, etc. I also think that you might keep a book in there?

I think that Marc gets stuck in his head a lot after crashes and the best is just to read to him, so you always have a nice selection of his favourite books for him to choose from.

I also love the idea of Marc's dom being the 'mean' one. Marc never, ever goes to a doctor's appointment or physio appointment without his dom. Ever. He will, and has, move appointments if you can't make the original time. He doesn't ever want to have to go to the doctor himself.

In fact, sometimes he'll request that you put a formal collar on him before his appointments? He's received bad news so many times that those appointments are now a source of anxiety for him and having a formal collar on can make him feel much better.

FABIO:

Fabio would LOVE having lotions and massage oils in his crash kit, absolutely any excuse to be touched!! I also think he's very specific about scents though? He loves coconut and mint scents, but not much else.

Maybe you regularly change the coloured PJs that are in his crash kit, and they are PJs. Most Doms will have comfy clothes in their sub's kit, but you have actual PJs. There's something about changing into PJs that really helps fabio calm down, and actually you also have comfy clothes for yourself packed? Fabio won't be able to calm down if he thinks you're about to walk out the door, so you have to also change.

Every time he uses the PJs in the crash kit, you'll swop them out for other ones so that every time it's a surprise for Fabio as to what brightly coloured PJs he's getting. Sometimes you'll even buy him new ones. It's just something small, but the surprise always makes fabio smile so it's well worth it.

And of course cuddles! He's very tactile, and I think that maybe you include an iPad or tablet in the crash kit? This is so that you and fabio can watch videos or movies together. It's really just an excuse for cuddles, but Fabio's mind tends to race if you aren't watching something together too.

ENEA:

For Enea, i kinda love the idea that you're a new dom for him? Maybe his old dom retired or chose to stay with his old team and so Ducati had to find him another dom.

So the Enea's first weekend with Ducati is also his first weekend with you, which unfortunately is also the first weekend you have to use the crash kit for him. It's not as personalised as you would like, since you don't know him very well, but there's comfy clothes and a blanket and snacks and you include some self care stuff too like face masks and bubble bath and a hair mask.

To your surprise, Enea immediately gravitates towards the haircare stuff in the self care things? He asks, very softly like you might actually say no, if you could wash his hair for him. The poor thing is so sad and in so much pain and so worried he might not be able to race for Ducati for a long time, so of course you agree to wash hair.

That's really the first time the two of you really bond? You've chatted before and scened before, but it's all still at the superficial phase when he crashes that first weekend. But sitting in the bath with him, washing his hair and whispering promises that you'll be there throughout his recovery? That's when the real bond begins to form.

[quietwingsinthesky]

🌹

i got a prompt a bit back for a 13/reader fic, and you know, i like the challenge of it since i rarely/never do that. so that's what im switching off writing between bouts of tenjack lol.

You don’t think you’ll ever be able to claim that you know the Doctor best, but when it comes to figuring out what she needs, there’s no one else who could compete.

[leave a for🌹 one random sentence of a wip]

[rqlaji2]

Immediately before the second show i am on the hotel tv switching between the film fargo and episodes of wwe rivals. Latter had ads and the former didnt though so I kinda ditched austin bret for the last 45 minutes of fargo, even though ive seen fargo two times already. One thing on austin bret before I move on is they showed that clip where bret finally comes out end of sentence no when bret finally comes out and austin and pillman are backstage and bret is like ok fine lets have a mania match 🙄 and pillman looks sooo happy and austin looks at him like he is the stupidest son of a bitch hes ever seen and pillman is like oh ok sorry . Just all in facial expressions, so good. I love pillman so much, I wish he wasnt caught up in one of the worst angles ive ever heard of before he died. Im sure there are worse ones, just that ive heard of. I’m new here, I dont fucking know anything.

I was row 3 for this show, pretty much directly in front of linnell. I need to ask him if he was smiling at me forgetting the lyrics to fucking birdhouse in your soul or something else. Conflicting reports on whether danny was playing with a broken foot (show 1) or ankle (show 2), but ive always been enamored with his stage presence on synopsis for latecomers especially, hes kinda 😳 a little bit. Birdhouse second is..bizarre, I am aching pretty bad right now and I still wish I couldve jumped to the greatest song ever written. Moonbeam rays is so nice. Bangs is kind of rhythmically complex, awesome song and awesome that they played it, tune, etc. Man its so loud in here continues to be the greatest song of all time. Mink car song is so smooth, what a cool track. Marty triangle. Oghhhghgh dont even get me started on cyclops rock, it’s like the only reason I went to these shows. I’m just kidding id see them all the time if I could, but I FUCKING LOVE CYCLOPS ROCK, IT GOES SO HARD and I relate to the lyrics a lot and I literally TOLD YOU HOW TO CYCLOPS ROCK, AND THEN YOU GO AND TURN AROUND AND BREAK MY HEART. He did the original nixon line too which is so fucking awesome, best song ever methinks. I cant believe it took this long for me to hear older live, but it was almost worth the wait, what a cool fucking song, so good live. I wasnt at a great angle to see the Damn Good Times Dan Miller Balcony Guitar Solo but after it flans said “dan miller, the peoples guitarist” or something and I laughed really hard. Also incredible that theyre calling this show the big show sometimes . WEEEEEELLL

I hate bottled water so much but a tickle in my throat kept waking me up the night before. OH MY GOD, THEY PLAYED SUBLIMINAL AGAIN. Flans was actually a little far away but he came to the right for darlings of lumberland, oh god he was so close . Of all songs! Then I got to scream THE STICK at him, how surreal and also fulfilling. Dont lets start is the best song ever. Fuck, this famous polka had someone in the crowd strumming flansys guitar 😍. St paul fucking loves join us, apparently. Doctor worm is still the best song ever. Encore 1 started with istanbul just the two of them!!!??? They make each other laugh so much, I love them i love them i love them. I know i said spy gets better every time but this was the lesser of the weekends spies. I think he did the sound of the 30s bit last time at the fitz, lol. Did i mention that the end of the tour is the best song ever. SHES ACTUAL SIZE ON THE SETLIST BUT NOT PLAYED??? Also, im beyond just a little pissed off they didnt play bills bills bills. They did at the show i didnt fucking see.

But not to end on a bad note, I love they might be giants so much, I dont even care that it feels like my calves will never not be sore.

Actually im gonna end on the episode i got back to the hotel to was rock austin, and they had the clip where austins on the titantron like when your pager says 3:16 that means im about to whoop your ass, Or whatever tf and rock takes out his pager and does his stupid giant wide eyed rock look and turns around and does indeed get his ass whooped. Possibly greatest moment in all of television

[groovygrumpygoose]

Yet again!!! I love being me!!! Life feels so good and sweet and everything is just so!!!

I love my friends and my job and the fact that I switched my major!! I am excited to be a nurse in a way that I was NEVER excited to be a doctor. This is so good!!!

I was made to take care of people. I love my coworkers and I feel like they love me!!!

I’m so happy to just exist again and yeah I’m sad that it’s not with you, but I’m so relieved that you’re not around to make me feel bad for wanting to go into nursing instead.

I love my little cheater’s ex girlfriend in a way that I have never loved a friend. I feel so appreciative of her on a different level. I feel so understanding and desire to make her feel so safe with me. This is the best friend I could have ever asked for and I’m just so !!!!! About her.

Scream singing to the front bottoms live with her will always be such a good memory.

GOD IM SO SO GRATEFUL

[imjustaf444keriguess]

relaly late on this post but i dont care

do you know why people use the term "sysmed"? its because some people medicalize system experiences, and claim that plurality and systemhood is only a medical thing.

me saying "systems who dont know it yet can use this to further their denial due to how well the definitions map to system experiences and you should know that as the creator and should maybe rewrite it if they aren't "true" plural experiences and are just the way it "seems" to be" to the creator of the label is not the same thing as what sysmeds say.

it's me trying to explain that i think the label they're intending to create and the label they created are different, and their definitions sound a lot just like plural experiences, and that it CAN be used by systems in denial.

not all people who will ever use the term polymind or relate to it will identify as plural. they might be on the midcontinuum of multiplicity experiences, but they do not and never have to use the term system and plural.

this is different than saying that any plural or system experiences are only experienced through the lens of a disorder, or that polymindedness can't exist outside of something medicalized(ish) like IFS or disordered like DID/OSDD.

i apologize to spectral pup if any of my posts sounded like i was trying to force the label of plural onto polymindedness or claiming it wasn't real. my "it could be used by systems in denial" was a throwaway comment when i wrote it. it was not meant to be the primary way to view the experience. i think it closely resembles IFS but teeters with some of the definitions closer to plural experiences, and where the line is drawn between "plural" and 'not plural" is going to end up being up to each person and their experiences and if they have trauma or switch or whatever.

we should keep in mind that there are systems and plurals out there that don't switch, that don't get amnesia or have memory issues or have great big dissociative barriers between each other.

and that plural, and system, and all the other words are just words to describe said experiences and the important bit is the experience itself, not if you call it "twenty nine dogs in a trench coat" or "endogenic sleepgenic spiritual walk in plurality" or "my mind shattered into 13 pieces and im survivetraumashatter polymind now" or "highly extreme complex DIDOSDD trauma-based system" or whatever.

i think its silly to insist that it's "better than endogenic plurality / systemhood" because if its something separate then its not going to fit as a label for endogenic plurals and endogenic systems, but comparing me saying "yeah currently the definitions sound a lot less like IFS at some points and a lot more like direct system experiences and sounds like something someone may use to identify with instead of using system because they are scared or in denial" to people who say ALL plurality has to be disordered and has to be a medical issue is wild.

this is getting ranty and very disorganized (i am hungry and grumpy but still posting because i want to) but i continue. the experience of being polyminded but not plural is real. you can use polyminded terms while also being "technically" plural or a system. you can make up your own terms. there's ten million alternatives out there. do whatever you want to forever. you are the experiencer of your brain and you know your own experience best and you can put labels on those experiences in whatever which way you'd like at the end of the day.

if you think you have trauma, even if its "little T trauma" or "wasn't THAT bad" you should still try to talk to a doctor about it if it is safe and you have the resources to, but whether or not you have trauma doesn't dictate whether or not you are plural or a system. the system or plural experience does.

and all systems, singlets, plurals, multiples, polyminds, and whatever other label you use, they're all cool. you're all cool. unless you're intentionally being bigoted, then you're lukewarm at best.

and its ok to think you're one thing but end up finding out that you're another. self discovery takes time and you could be wrong about the specific label or how you describe your experience to others, and doctors can absolutely be wrong and be rushing the process or assume you have a certain disorder when you have something else or no disorder entirely or dismiss you of having any disorder when you definitely have the disorder but that doesnt make your attempt at trying to get an explanation wrong.

tldr i dont see polymindedness as a disorder or medical nor do i see plurality and systemhood as medical and while i think some of the labels for polymindedness as plural-adjacent, that doesn't mean that everyone who prefers that label has to be plural or is even experiencing the same thing that "full" plurals do

and even tho i think saying it's "a less harmful term than endos" is misunderstanding endogenic plurality and endogenic systemhood, i think it is a cool term in itself and i think can be developed to be a way of understanding yourself/selves and your parts and how you exist and having a term similar to IFS but that isn't related to a therapy or anything would be lovely for some because the experience known in IFS also exists outside of the therapy and medical labels and whatever.

(also do keep in mind im a system and cant fully understand singlet experiences and cant properly judge how close polymindedness is to actual singlet experiences so i could be seeing it as much more plural and system-esque than it really is. and also definitions that are simplified or trying to explain something as complicated as human experience and awareness are going to get muddied and we're going to each have our own biases because thats how humans are. im not an expert on every experience and i believe that there are definitely some people who have the mental experience polymindedness is intended to describe that aren't disordered and dont identify as having plural experiences that are also experiencing something different than "true singlets" are even if they are closer to singlets than systems and plurals or even median systems.)

Okay, in light of some things I've seen endos say about polyminds, I found something very interesting about the arguments they use against polyminds (Also I'd like to note; polymind terms are similar to system terms because their experiences can be pretty similar to ours, but they are NOT the same as ours. That's why they use different terms. They aren't systems and don't want to use terms that describe similar things to their but that are still fundamentally different. Please grow braincells I beg of you) I noticed a lot of people saying that polyminds are "Watering down system experiences" or "Just endos in denial" Things anti-endos say a lot about endos

Things endos compare a lot to things transmeds say Things they get mad at us for saying about them because they're similar to things that transmeds say

Things they are now saying about polyminds. Isn't. That. Interesting.

That says some very specific things about a lot of pro-endos -Xero

[mrvlbimbo]

His secretary but in a porno way 

Saul Goodman x reader

20ish year age gap, spit kink kinda, creampie, he fucks his secretary (not in the office sadly), idiots in lust, major sexual tension, I can't tell if this is out of character for him or very very in character, Saul talks a big game but he's kinda subby when push comes to shove. Also im warning y'all this probably isn't very sexy bc they're just very goofy the whole time. BUT it is very cute! there's a mention of viagra but I'm not a doctor so I probably got it wrong, ignore me hehe

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Frankly, she was getting a bit tired of being ignored.

Sure, when she got hired by a sleazy seeming lawyer almost twice her age she was actually a little concerned about the idea of him checking her out.

But there was something about him that made her want him to look at her like that, maybe it was because he absolutely refused to.

About a month in, she switched to pencil skirts that were a good three inches shorter and as far as she could tell, he never noticed. She had to strut into his office one day in a skirt that barely covered her ass before she could even get him to say anything about it.

"Look. I don't want to tell you how to live your life, female empowerment and all that, yeah. But this isn't a great part of town and if you're going to wear stuff like that, I just worry ya know?" he shook his head, genuine concern lining his tired face.

"Right, sorry Mr. Goodman." She ducked her head in shame, embarrassed that her unprofessionalism hadn't made him madly lust after her; it had just made him call her out for being unprofessional.

"You know what? Wear what you want, just- Would you let me drive you home?" her heart started beating out of her chest at the suggestion. It was the only indication he had ever given that he cared for her more than just as the person who got him coffee in the morning.

After that she went back to more sensible skirts, still a bit shorter than was professional but nothing to write home about. When paired with tight low-cut sweaters, stiletto heels, and thin mesh tights held up by a garter just above the hem of her skirt, she felt like a sexy secretary from a cheesy low budget porno. In the best way of course.

She knew she wasn't ugly, that couldn't be the problem. He never wore a wedding ring either, not that that would have stopped her.

Maybe he was just a good guy? A guy who didn't have any fantasies about banging his hot young secretary on top of the desk in his office. Although, she highly doubted that.

But she still had no proof that he wanted her. Until one glorious night when she was locking things up and she decided to power down his computer for him, only to be met with the home screen of a porn website.

She couldn't hold herself back from looking at his watch history and she was surprised in the very best way to find titles such as,

"businessman getting a blowie under his desk during a meeting" "lawyer fucks his hot young secretary" "older man younger woman" "office sex" 

She really should have turned off his computer then and there, but instead she watched a few of the videos.

There was one that appeared in his searches multiple times, so she figured that would be a good place to start. And she was right to pick that one.

The female actress bore a striking resemblance to her, like if she wasn't wearing her glasses she could totally mistake it as one of her (frequent) sex dreams about getting down and dirty with her boss.

She tried to stay calm, she really did, but now that her suspicion was confirmed he was even more on her mind. And she really started to notice the way he looked at her when he thought she wasn't looking.

Glancing up from his papers when she yelped "whoops, dropped a pen!" and watching her bend over just enough so he could see her lace panties and the bit at the top of her thighs where her hosiery ended.

And she just narrowly missed the way he slid a hand into his pants to relieve himself.

But she had gotten more bold, leaning over his desk to show off her chest anytime he asked her a question. Brushing her hand on his shoulder and arm when he walked by her and always standing close enough for him to smell her perfume.

She also started accepting more rides home, making it an almost nightly thing.

At first he parked on the street and let her walk up to her apartment by herself. But this wasn't good enough for her.

So maybe she hired one of the kids next door to give her trouble one night and make it seem like she was in more danger than she was, not that it could be proven. But it worked like a charm because after that he always walked her to the door.

It seemed like every time he dropped her off they stood at her doorstep for just a bit longer, if only she could get him to come into her apartment.

There wasn't a lot of rain in Albuquerque so when it started pouring one night just before she was about to leave work, she knew it had to be fate.

"Mr. Goodman, can I get a ride home please? It's raining pretty hard out there." She may have imagined it but something in his face changed when she said his name.

"Of course, dear. Just give me a minute to grab my things," he replied simply.

Dear, that was new. He rarely ever called her anything other than her name. Sometimes he called her Miss and it felt delightfully old fashioned.

Their car rides were always quiet but this time it was silent, having to pay close attention to the road due to the rainfall coming down hard.

Despite the rain, he still walked her to the door, his gray suit jacket darkened by the rainwater by the time they arrived.

"Can you drive in this?" she asked tentatively. 

"We'll see," he sighed, reaching out and putting a hand on her shoulder. He gave her an awkward pat, both of them cringing at the exchange.

"Wait- Uh, why don't you stay. Just till the rain clears up, please." The lie formed quickly, her thoughts grasping for an excuse to make him stay.

“I uh- I don’t want to impose.” As the words come out of this mouth, the weather worsens, hail coming down along with the rain and making it seriously dangerous conditions.

"No really. I mean like who's gonna pay my bills if my boss dies in a rainstorm?" she giggles a bit awkwardly, giving him a pleading look to just agree so she doesn't have to keep going with her unconvincing charade.

"You make a good point. Plus I can't leave my lovely assistant to brave the storm on her own, now can I?" His words were in agreement but he still seemed hesitant, eyes glancing back and forth from her to his car parked in the street.

"I mean you can, but you really shouldn't." She tried her best to make her voice breathy and seductive, twirling his paisley tie around her fist and tugging it slightly.

"Oh and why is that?" his eyes widened as he looked down and met hers, pupils blown wide although he assumed it was just from the dim light outside.

"Because I want you here," she cooed, pulling him into the apartment behind her and slamming the door.

In the dirty part of her brain this scenario went down a very specific way, she pushed him against the closed door and they had their way with each other. Sometimes it was slow and sensual, sometimes it was fast and hard but she had fantasized about it many times.

But then there was reality, in which she led Saul into her apartment and they sat on the couch in awkward silence.

"So uh... can I get you anything, Mr. Goodman?" she asked, while reaching her hand over to suggestively run up his thigh and batting her lashes at him.

"Just Saul is fine. And I'll have a gin and tonic." She could see the way his body tensed at the contact and she wasn't quite sure if that was a good thing.

"I guess you could say I better call you Saul." She giggled at the corny joke, hopping off the couch to mix him a drink.

"That's clever, I should get you to help me with commercials." She smiled to herself while mixing the drink as she thought of the idea.

"Well, as long as I get to spend more time with you." She stood behind him, passing the glass over his shoulder and then perching her hands there, gently massaging the sore muscles. "Mr. G- Saul, I mean...whoops."

He laughed lightly, putting a hand over hers on his shoulder. "It's ok."

"So..." she started

"So?" he prompted when her words stalled, anxious to hear whatever she had to say.

"Long day?" she asked as if it wasn't obvious by the tension in his shoulders.

"They're all long days," he grumbled, leaning into her touch, much to her approval. 

"That's no good. You're always so stressed. Taking care of everyone else, but who's gonna take care of you?" There was no way other than suggestively to interpret her words. The tension of them hung in the air until he responded.

"Isn't that your job?" he asked, his voice deeper than usual. The gravely tone made her want to giggle like a schoolgirl with a crush on her professor and the irony of it was not lost on her.

"Oh please. You barely concede to letting me get your coffee in the morning. Sometimes I feel like you're the secretary and I run a very successful phone answering company." She sighed and rounded the couch to sit down next to him.

"You really are clever," he mused, leaning his chin on his palm and staring at her with a small smile. Then he snuck his hand over onto her thigh much to her surprise, but not an unwelcome one. 

"You're the clever one, sir." Her hand traced over the back of his, putting gentle pressure on his fingers and urging him to squeeze the soft flesh of her thigh. 

And he did squeeze, just a little bit. But it was enough to make a shiver run down her spine. "Don't call me sir, it makes me feel old." His voice was a low growl now, eyes staring her down like predator to prey. 

“Men are like wine, they get better with age.” Her voice was heavy with lust, their faces so close together now that her warm breath was brushing his cheek. Her fingers crawled up the arm of his suit jacket, dark manicured nails clutching tightly to the fabric to pull him dangerously close. 

"Still raining like hell out there, huh?" He pulled back, leaning back on the couch and looking forward to the dark tv instead of at her. It was a clear effort to cool down the tension of their situation. 

"Yep, looks like you're stuck with me for the night. I'll grab you something to wear to bed." She rushed out of the room, mentally kicking herself both for coming on too strong and for not fully committing.

She needed this night to go the right way so she could fuck him and get it out of her system. But it was so easy just to talk to him, that wouldn't do.

Her heels clicked on the hardwood of her bedroom floor as she paced around thinking of a solution. Simple flirting wasn’t going to work with him, maybe it was his moral code or maybe he hadn’t gotten laid in a while but it was like trying to get into the pope’s pants. 

After grabbing a pair of sweatpants for him, she frantically dug through her underwear drawer, coming up with a forest green nightgown after tossing the contents of the drawer onto the floor of her room. 

When she arrived back in the living room with the pair of sweatpants for him to wear, he had already stripped down to his boxers. Embarrassingly, she squealed, slapping a hand over her eyes and tossing the sweatpants in his direction. 

“Ooh lookit that, you’re so tiny without heels on.” His eyes raked over her body, quickly coming up with an excuse for the transgression. Although it fell flat when contrasted with the hungry look he couldn’t seem to hide. 

“Shuddup, you ass,” she giggled, grabbing a pillow and smacking him with it, somehow using the momentum to “fall” into his lap. 

Her knees were on either side of his legs so she was straddling him and her hands clutched at his shoulders to steady herself. “Is that any way to talk to your boss?” He teased, reaching out and twirling a strand of her hair around his finger before tucking it back behind her ear. 

“No, sir. I guess I’ll have to find some way to make it up to you, huh?” She leaned in, lips just barely brushing his as she whispered sensually. The intention in her words was clear. 

“Jesus christ. Is this really happening?” he shakes his head as her sharp fingernails scratch down his bare chest, breath hitching when her hips jerk against his. 

“I don't know what you mean.” She blinked at him innocently, hands resting on his waistband just above the obvious bulge showing through the gray sweatpants. 

“I mean the fact we’re living the plot of a low budget porno. Frankly, I’m just bummed we can’t drive to the office and make it more immersive.” His hands slid under the green lace and mesh of her nightgown, groping at her hips and leaving an indent from the ring on his pinky finger. 

“Would you want that? You wish we were in the office right now? Wish you had me pinned against one of those stupid fucking pillars? Or maybe sitting pretty on your desk?” Her glossy lips glided over his neck, leaving pink marks on the slightly tanned skin. 

“Hey! The pillars arent stupid. They’re dig-” Before he could finish, she was smashing her lips against his, her tongue slipping into his mouth skillfully and halting any words he might have been trying to say. “-nified. The pillars are dignified,” he panted out, slurring his words slightly despite only having one drink. 

“Aw, they’re really not. But it's cute that you think that.” Her hands cup his face in a surprisingly gentle way, her soft hands brushing his jaw and cheeks as she seemingly studies his face. 

“Cute? Seriously?” he scoffed, eyebrows furrowing in frustration. 

“Yes. You’re cute. You make this little face when you’re thinking where you scrunch your lips into a line, it's very cute.” The brushes her thumb over his lip, just barely sliding her finger past the seal of his mouth and pressing down on his tongue. He wrapped his lips around her finger, sucking enthusiastically and swirling his tongue around the pad of her finger. 

He practically fucking whimpers when she pulls her finger away and sucks it into her own mouth, humming at the taste of him. 

“Is that why I'm here? Because you think I'm… cute?” He gasped when her lips went back to his neck, sucking and biting his sensitive skin. 

“You’re here because I want to fuck you ‘til the sun rises, but I suppose that’s part of it too.” Her hand slipped under the waistband of his sweatpants, pleasantly surprised that he had slipped out of his boxers when she wasn’t looking.

“O-oh. That might just kill me,” he groaned, hips jerking up into her hand. 

“Oh what a terrible way to go,” she giggled, moving off his lap and sinking down to her knees between his legs. 

The sight of her on her knees for him, tongue lapping at the precum on the tip of his cock, was absolutely sinful. The most he could do to stop from blowing his load right then was grab a fistfull of her hair and hold her still. “Woah woah, ok one sec. I'm going to cum if you do that.” 

“On my face or in my mouth?” she asked, a mischievous smirk pulling up the corners of her lips. He gulped when she ran her tongue over the length of him. Her movements were careful and teasing, heeding his warning and slowing her roll to give them more time. 

“I’ll fuck-” she seals her lips around his cock, taking him down her throat until her nose is pressed flush to his stomach. “I’ll let you know.” 

She looks up at him with desperate eyes, trying to communicate just through the fluttering of her eyelashes that she was trying to say, fuck my throat. 

He got the message loud and clear, tangling his hand in the back of her hair and somehow forcing himself further down her throat if that was even possible. 

Drool started to pool at the corners of her lips, salty tears spilling from her eyes and dripping down onto his cock. “Jeez you are fucking incredible,” he whimpered, hands now brushing her hair back gently and keeping it out of her face. 

Just as he was about to cum she pulled away, her saliva mixed with his precum dribbling down her chin. “As much as I love having your cock in my mouth, I need you to fuck me.” 

She stood shakily, tumbling forward into his arms and back to her place on his lap. She pressed her mouth to his messily, giving him a taste of his own cum on her tongue. 

“You dirty little slut,” he murmured against her lips, his hands reaching down to squeeze her ass as she licked into his mouth. 

“Creepy old perv,” she countered with a wink, reaching her hand down to clutch his weepy cock, dragging the head of it against her warm entrance. 

His head fell back against the couch, hands grabbing her waist so hard it was probably going to leave bruises. She’d need to think of a good excuse to wear something that exposes them. 

“Touche. Do you have a condom?” He turned to reach for the cabinets next to the couch but she stopped him, grabbing his wrists and bringing his hands back to cup her tits. To which he reacted with wide eyes and a labored breath. 

“I have a latex allergy,” she lied quickly, head fuzzy with the idea of him inside of her. 

“No you don't. You’re allergic to peanuts and bees.” He scrunches his eyebrows at the random lie, taking a second to flaunt his random knowledge of her. 

“Fuck me raw?” she offered with a bubbly grin on her cheeks that he couldn't seem to say no to. 

If his eyes were wide before, they were practically popping out of his skull now. Concequences be damned, he was going to fuck his secretary raw and fill her with his cum if it was the last thing he did. “Well if you insist. But my doing it on the couch days are behind me, mind if we take this to the bedroom?” 

With minimal warning he stood. “Saul, oh my god!” she yelped, her legs wrapping around his waist to keep her steady in his arms. 

“I gotcha,” he grunted, strong wiry arms wrapping around her back and holding her to his chest as he made the trip from her living room to the bedroom. 

He tossed her onto the bed and she giggled as he frantically shoved his pants off and crawled onto the bed to hover over her. “I think I just threw my back out,” he groaned as he kissed down her neck and groped at her chest and thighs, bunching up her nightgown to run his fingers through the slickness between her legs. 

“I’ll give you a massage later, sugar,” she cooed, fingers tangling in the short hair at the  back of his neck, nails slightly digging in in a way that was both painful and pleasurable. 

“Pet names already?” he teased, tucking his finger under the straps of her dress one by one and easing her out of the garment, kissing every new stretch of exposed skin. 

“Just shut up and fuck me.” with her legs around his waist, she flips their positions so she’s on top, hands on his chest to steady herself as she looks down at him with hunger. 

“Yes ma'am.” His voice was practically a whimper, a new side of him that she was quite enjoying. Who knew the bigshot-always-in-charge Saul Goodman liked to let go a bit in bed? 

His breath caught in his chest when she slid his cock into her with relatively little difficulty, despite its size “Feels alright?” 

“Fuck yeah. ‘S really big,” she moaned, moving her hips as much as was possible while still recovering from the large intrusion stretching her. 

“If I knew—if I—” He tried to say something but his head was swimming with the feeling of her warm heat squeezing the life out of him. 

“So that's how to get you to shut up?” she teased, nails scratching his chest as she started to bounce on his cock and take his breath along with any coherent thought that might’ve still been floating around in his head. 

“Faster, c’mon,” he groaned, fingers digging into the flesh of her hips and urging her to increase her momentum. 

“You don't get to m-make demands,” she growled, her hand curling his neck and squeezing just enough to make him whine. “I’ve been wanting you for months, let me take my fucking time.” 

“Touch yourself for me, baby. I know you want to.” He takes control of the thrusting. With his bruising grip on her hips, sliding her up and down his cock and brushing that spot deeeep inside of her that made her see stars. Meanwhile her skillful fingers snaked down between them to play with her clit. 

And this is when he gets really into it, curses spilling off his lips along the lines of “Fuckin’ perfect little slut.” “Shoulda done this ages ago.” “This pussy is mine, ya hear?” “All fuckin’ mine.” 

“Yeah, you love this pussy?” she whined, her hands shaking now as they both lost control. 

“You know I do.” The filthy sound of skin slapping together was almost overpowering his choked out words, the slight twinge in his back not nearly enough to ever make him think of stopping. 

“Cum in it,” she demands, tightening around him and practically sucking him in farther if that was even possible. 

He obliged her demand of course, because who is he to deny the most beautiful woman he’s ever seen while she’s cumming on his cock. 

“Whoo,” she shouted, hips rolling against his with vigor to milk every last drop out of him. 

“Holy mother of god. I think I’m dead.” He stares up at the ceiling as she struggles off his lap with shaky legs. 

“I think you’re fine, considering the fact you're still hard. Dead men can't have boners.” She giggled slightly, fingers dancing over the head of his still sensitive (and hard) cock. 

“Shit. I took some really strong viagra before this. I’ll uh…handle this,” he grumbled, pushing her hand away and replacing it with his. 

He watched her every move as she got out of bed, cum leaking down her leg. His cum. He touched himself to the sight of it and for the first time, he didn’t feel like a pervert jerking off to her. 

“Be back in a sec,” she muttered, going into the bathroom and leaving him to his own devices. 

He waited patiently for her, only granting himself little teasing touches until she returned. “Have I ever told you that you have the most perfect tits?” he groaned, reaching over with his free hand to squeeze her boobs.  

“No, you hadn’t mentioned it.” She sighed when he rolled over and buried his face in her chest. 

“Fuckin’ perfect tits.” His voice was muffled by her aforementioned tits, but he got the point across by mouthing at the sensitive skin. “Can I mark ‘em up?” he asked, not bothering to listen to her response before he was biting down and leaving red marks that would fade out into a dark purple later. 

“Guess I’ll have to start wearing those low cut sweaters again,” she teased, one hand petting his hair while she reached the other down to play with his neglected cock. 

“You always know exactly what to do, I—fuck—you’re so—” his words stutter out as he cums again, his spent body shaking against her. 

“Perfect?” she finished, quoting his earlier compliment. 

He gave a content sigh, nuzzling his face into her chest and wrapping his arms around her waist tightly. “Yeah.”

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whelp... that was certainly an experience, I hope y'all had thoughts about it

I know I did!

lmk if y'all have idea for this pairing I kinda love the idea of Saul with a hot young secretary

[constellaj]

top ten danny phantom episodes based solely on how gay dash is in them

i will not be ranking these based on plot, animation, or literally any other criteria ok here we go

10: Public Enemies

dash himself is not very gay in this one but danny does beat him up and he gets the angst of being possessed and not remembering what happens. also this screenshot is literally so gay

4/10 for wasted potential in proving dash is gay. this couldve gone so much harder. but bonus points for for passed out dash

9: Doctor’s Disorders

fellas is it gay to lock yourself in a bathroom stall so fenturd doesnt see the horrible monster youve become, tell him to ‘get away,’ and then pass out before being able to fight him despite being a school jock who could probably deal some damage and has a better immune system than the other kids? is it also gay to then when your entire life revolves around ghosts and having ghost powers to watch a sappy romcom while waiting for phantom to come save you? the answer is yes. 6/10 again it couldve gone harder

8: Frightmare

again dash himself isnt explicitly gay in this episode. but danny why is your ultimate dream scenario being best friends with dash and having him know your secret. it gets a higher rating than the other two bc its literally a wish fulfillment scenario aka 174% more gay. but mathematically speaking 2/10 for baiting me with dash in the first two minutes and then never bringing him back

7: Forever Phantom

“watch it, fentertainment tonight! i’m chasin’ a real somebody!” 10/10

also spending the entire episode devoted to hanging with phantom + another reference to the romance channel. not very nuanced but still very gay

6: Reality Trip

what do you think it means when the school jock finds out your secret, wastes exactly 0 time in helping you, and finds a way to shoehorn in giving you his clothes to wear while doing it. dash was only in this entire movie for like 4 minutes but damn if he wasnt homosexual for all of them 7/10

5: Ultimate Enemy

”but dash wasn’t even IN the ultimate enemy!!11!1!” EXACTLY. if older dash had been in the future with dark dan he simply would have smooched him and then there would have been no conflict. if younger dash had shown up to the big fight then dark dan wouldve broke down sobbing at what couldve been. they had to restrain dash from this entire episode bc of his power. 9/10 i know the truth.

4: Splitting Images

it is important to remember that dash has no goddamn idea that’s sidney. danny literally does 1 (one) nice thing for him and dash decides “ok well i will be his best friend and play football with him and be impressed by his skills and then throw a party and also put my hands on his shoulders several times.” this proves my point that if danny werent a little shit he and dash would already have been dating by the time the show starts. 8/10 for letting dash be mundanely gay instead of knowing anything about ghosts. it doesnt happen very often

3: Attack of the Killer Garage Sale

do you ever just get a tutor who happens to be the exact sister of that nerd you pick on and also call him a twink and then invite him to your party even though you do not have to and specifically tell him the dress code and get him at the popular kids table and then realize he might not have the money for the dress code so you intentionally seek him out to give him money for some computery thing you dont know about but you also also realize that probably isnt enough so last minute you change the entire dress code to something you know he has and wear his exact outfit to make him seem cool by comparison. do you ever do that.

also these two shots are back to back 10/10

2: Micro Management

the pièce de résistance of all dash content. im talking 20 minutes of nonstop dash. im talking taking every opportunity to talk about how cool phantom is. im talking abt getting grabbed by phantom to be saved by him. im talking abt having a mental breakdown cause you think youre not good enough. im talking about casually flirting via jokes. im talking being unable to stop thinking abt fenton even when youre face to face with your biggest hero. im talking about saying “we did it!!! :D” to cheer on said hero. im talking taking his hand. holding his hand. being lifted or pulled. im talking abt flipping the switch to save the day! im talking abt micro fucking management baybey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 12/10

but what in the goddamn world could have more gay dash than micro management??? well ill tell you

1: Pirate Radio

he SAVES him. he calls him a hero. they are on EQUAL FOOTING and they KNOW IT. they have MATCHING GODDAMN OUTFITS!!!!!!!!!!! dashs personality doesnt have to be absolutely scrapped for him to be gay (”but i will be wailing on you”) but he clearly DOES get better (”sorry, old habits.”) he puts his heart and soul into fighting side by side w danny and we dont even SEE dashs parents which means that is Not Exactly The Reason he Is Here. he also believes with 0 hesitation that fenton is capable of throwing a total rager. NO there is not as much dash here as in micro management but. i mean look at these screenshots. THIS is gay representation. THESE are some genuine fucking boyfriends. 18/10

[harryfeatgaga]

you and harry would definitely have an unexpected but welcomed pregnancy… like you’re switching birth controls maybe and one night you guys just get so into it and don’t realize and forget about it until you start getting symptoms… and then when harry goes to get you aspirin or something he sees a test in the cabinet (because you always have one just in case) and it just clicks for him and he’s like “😯babe…” and he’s never concerned that you might be pregnant it’s only ever because you don’t feel good anyways you go take the test and while you’re waiting with him he notices that you’re nervous and he’s like “🥺what’s wrong” and you’re nervous because you’re both so busy all the time and he’s gone sometimes and you tell him that and he says that he’s not going anywhere if it’s positive he’s staying with you and then it’s silent for a minute and you guys are just with each other and then you look at the test… and it’s positive… and harry gives you the absolute cheesiest smile which makes you do the same… he would go to every doctors appointment with you and be so supportive the whole time and always get you what you need… he would get teary when he finds out you guys are having a girl (because harry is a girl dad no doubt and he was secretly hoping for one)… he would help you with anything he possibly could… and when it’s getting closer to your due date you both get more and more nervous not only because you guys are having a baby but also because it’s not gonna be just the two of you anymore… while you’re in labor he would be by your side the whole time and be so supportive and when your daughter is born he gets teary again because he’s never felt happier… when you guys get settled in he’s holding her and just looking at her with the biggest smile and is just🥹… and then when you guys go home and get even more settled he would help with everything… and whenever your daughter would do anything you guys would get those cheesy smiles again and burst out in laughter so often and you both realize that you’ve never been happier and never had anything to worry about😞

NOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS SO SOFT PLEASEEEEEE IM SADDDDDDD HE WOULD BE THE BEST AND SO SUPPORTIVEEEEE 🥹🥹🥹

[sunlightandsuffering]

So Mikasa kinda has a minor problem with regards in her pussy because she's having so much fun earlier that night using her expensive vibrating dildo and something just broke inside and she thinks that it's left deep in her womb so she's panicking she called Sasha. Sasha even got her hands up Mikasa's vagina but to no avail and so she drove her best friend into the nearest hospital but the gynecologist is currently attending another patient and Mikasa has to wait for like an hour or two but she's panicking so much she thinks she'll have an ashtma attack even though she does not have one so Sasha did the only thing she could and that is to call up a random doctor to check her friend's vagina. She went up to the nurse's station and asked for someone to attend at room 48. Someone really did come and to Sasha and Mikasa's disbelief it's Eren fucking Jaeger, Mikasa's long time crush in her college years, he's two years older than her but totally all sorts of handsome and hot. Sasha winked at her friend, greeted Eren and left while Mikasa is all dumbfounded, never in her life did she imagin that her crush even as of now will be the one to inspect her vagina and the reason is so embarassing she just wanted the ground to eat her alive..... luckily she shaved.

ANON THIS GAVE ME SO MANY THOUGHTS AND I MADE THIS SHIT UP IN THE SHOWER AND I KEPT LAUGHING ABOUT IT 😂😂😂😂 BC THE MENTAL IMAGERY IS JUST IM DEAD!!! Sasha and Mikasa I scream, can u imagine the banter, omg they really be the ultimate besties for this. Not ENTIRELY sure if this would work anatomy wise, but google says it is!! So we're going with it! ALSO SO SURE THIS VIOLATES SOO MANY DR PROTOCOLS 😂😂 BUT LIKE WHATEVER!! I should be working on BTL bc I'm at 10K ish but like this was to fucking funny. also sorry made the executive decision of what kind of porn Mikasa is into.

Mikasa sighs softly, a little smirk lighting her lips as she gets into the mood, watching some insanely attractive guy wish washboard abs from her dreams thumb at the head of his cock, whispering the deliciously dirty soundtrack of how he'd like to fuck her instead of his hand.

It's been so long since she's gotten off. She's been through a little bit of a dry spell recently, since she'd broken up with her last boyfriend after he couldn't handle that she made more money than him. To be honest, the sex was never the best regardless and her own orgasms had both been few and far between and when they had occurred they'd been mostly courtesy of her and her vivid imagination.

So, getting her brand new pink bullet vibrator in the mail after a long day at work had been the perfect end to her day. She'd bypassed Sasha almost entirely in her excitement about her package, calling to her roommate that she'd be busy in her room and they'd hangout tomorrow she just wanted to relax. And now here she is, eyeing up the dick that's far prettier than one she's ever seen in real life, long, curved just enough that she knows it'd feel awesome inside her with a pretty pink head and girth just enough to stretch her. It's a dream, and she slips her panties down her legs slightly before bringing the buzzing little pink vibrator down to her clit. It's teardrop shaped and the vibration settings are wonderful, allowing her to work herself up properly.

It's easy since it's been so long, she craves release after her exhausting day and her lids get a little heavy as she gets into the fantasy, listening intently as she watches the guy at the screen switch up his pace, pumping faster.

She tries to switch things up herself, moving the intense vibrations from her clit with a little cry as she loses the pressure and down to her pussy, testing out the sensations there as well. Mikasa doesn't mean for it to happen, she really doesn't but her vibrator is so small, and Mikasa has always been one to enjoy penetration just as she does clitoral stimulation, so she slips the whirring pink device through her folds just a little, just deep enough for her to feel something. But by then it's too late, all it takes is an inch and she's always been easily worked up. Unbidden, Mikasa lets out a little moan as she slips it in a little too far and then it's gone, slipping inside her so easily with it's small shape and she can feel it inside her, buzzing insistently.

It feels good, but still not where it's supposed to be, so she slips a finger in just to coax it out, but her nails barely graze it, and as she moves around it slips in further, pleasantly grazing at her g-spot a little and she does a full-body shudder before urgently reaching to slam her laptop shut.

Mikasa then spends a solid ten minutes trying to work the little toy from inside her but every time she gets close it slips away and her own fingers can't quite get the necessary angle to just grab it. She wants to scream. But after another ten minutes on google and trying to work it out, she gives up. Mikasa even tries kegels but to her horror nothing works.

She needs someone else, maybe they can grab it, the angle of her own fingers is too much. So, she's forced to go to her roommate and best friend,a little distressed as she enters the living room in nothing but her panties. "Mikasa what's up I thought you were chilling?" Sasha asks from then couch where she's flipping through TV channels. Mikasa wants to cry, her a top tier lawyer, a real professional, a real adult and here she is, something stuck up her vag. She doesn't know a better way to say it so she just blurts it out. "I got my new vibrator stuck of my vagina and I can't get it out will you help me?"

She knows she must look like a picture, hair messed, makeup a little smudged and cheeks red, only in panties and a t-shirt twitching a little because the god forsaken vibrator is still on, and just walking is absolute torture.

"I'm sorry what?" Sasha looks flabbergasted and Mikasa wants to stomp her feet and cry, throw an honest to god tantrum, this is so embarrassing. "Please don't make me repeat it." Her best friend then bursts into laughter while Mikasa glares. After a solid five minute fit of laughter, Sasha had finally relented and told her to get on the couch. So now, Mikasa is awkwardly pantiless and flashing her best friend her vagina at 8 pm on a friday night. "I can't believe this is the most action I'm getting in a month," Sasha mutters as she rather brutally forces Mikasa's legs apart and Mikasa squeaks, breaking off into a little moan. Her best friend raises an eyebrow, "You good buddy, this isn't some elaborate plan to get into my pants because well I'm flattered, I'm not sure this is the way to go about it." Mikasa throws a pillow at her. "No you asshole, the vibrator is still on, every move is torture." Sasha bursts into another round of laughter and Mikasa wants to die.

It's quiet for a few seconds after as Sasha kind of awkwardly stares at her lower parts and Mikasa wants another pillow to throw. "Don't just stare at it, it's cold and the stupid thing is still on!" "Hey! I have never had to pull a vibrator from someone else's pussy before okay Mikasa, I don't really know how to go about it!" "Just fucking stick your fingers in!" Sasha gasps, "Wont that hurt?" "I'm wet enough dummy, just do it." Sasha glares up at her before her eyes flicker back down, "Okay, just like be prepared, this is gonna get weird, promise me this won't change our friendship okay, you're not gonna ditch me because I sort of fingered you?" "SASHA JUST STICK YOUR FUCKING FINGERS IN!"

"Fine, fine," her friend frowns, "Jesus, you're real demanding for someone who's asking me such a big favour."

Sasha slowly inches her fingers towards Mikasa's lower part and Mikasa knows it's coming, the anticipation is almost worse and she readies herself for how weird it's going to be, she probably needs at least 2 fingers if not 3 and although she's already sufficiently worked up from her prior activities, she's not sure if she'd been quite ready to take 3 fingers.

But without further ado her friend parts her lower lips with a finger, making a face as she does, "You have a really pretty pussy Mikasa, I promise you, just like the ones in porn, nice and pink but like wow this is not an attractive part of the anatomy is it? I think boobs are way better, your boobs are especially awesome, wish I had those." Mikasa hates herself even more as her friend rambles and pokes and prods at her most private parts, "Sasha I really love you and I appreciate your um... compliments, but I could really do without the discussion of the female anatomy." Sasha slips a finger inside, and she does it deep, Mikasa letting out another little squeak as her friend feels around. "I'm just saying, sex organs are pretty fucking weird, it's so squishy," Sasha wiggles her finger around and Mikasa wants to die, what did she do to deserve this.

"And I thought dicks were strange looking but you know honestly vaginas are pretty weird too, like I think mine is a bit too--" "Sasha!" "Sorry." Her best friend is blissfully silent as she adds another finger, the weird sensation very different from when she's done it herself or had a lover do it, definitely more invasive when her best friend is stabbing her fingers in and circling them around like she does when she's trying to get the last bits of Nutella from the jar.

At one point Mikasa feels Sasha's fingers touch on the vibrator and her best friend valiantly tries to snatch it, but it only slips further inside.

"K Mikasa this isn't working." Mikasa groans, "What about lube?" Sasha pulls her fingers out, frowning as they're covered in slick before wiping them on Mikasa's shirt in disgust. Sasha sits back on her haunches, pushing Mikasa's legs closed, "I don't think so champ, it's not that I can't get in deep enough, it's just too slippery. I don't think my fingers are gonna do it." "Well what the hell am I supposed to do?" Mikasa is minutes away from a full meltdown. Sasha bites her lip frowning and Mikasa knows what she's going to say. "Don't say it." "Mika it's the only option." "Don't say it, if you say it that means I'm going to be one of those weird ER stories people tell the next day." Sasha says it, "I think you have to go to the hospital." Mikasa buries her face into a pillow and screams.

Sasha drives Mikasa to the hospital like a faithful best friend and Mikasa thanks her while also apologizing profusely, her poor best friend.

"It's fine Mika, what are besties for if not to stick their hands up each other vaginas to fish out sex toys?" Her friend had told her before driving off to park the car while Mikasa gets a spot in the ER queue.

Mikasa can think of many other things best friends are for, but whatever, it's Sasha she's not phased the girl is a little crazy sometimes.

As she fills out her patient information Mikasa curses the stupid battery on the toy. She'd gotten one with longer lasting charge, several hours in fact so the stupid thing is still buzzing away inside her, sweet torture, because every time she moves just the slightest, it brushes her insides just right and no matter how far she is from aroused, little sparks of pleasure hit regardless.

Thankfully, tonight the ER seems pretty dead and the nurse tells her a doctor should be with her pretty shortly as she goes over her file with a raised eyebrow.

Mikasa gets X-rays, and a brief consultation with another doctor before being sent back to the waiting room to sit with Sasha because they're short on beds. An hour later, Sasha and Mikasa are in the waiting room when her name is finally called.

"Mikasa Ackerman," A nurse calls and Mikasa gratefully gets up, twitching once again as the little object nudges her cervix.

Sasha gives her an exaggerated thumbs up as Mikasa follows the nurse down the hall to an examination room. "The ER doctor looked at your file briefly, and luckily there's still an OBGYN around for the night. He had a high risk pregnancy to attend to and your X-rays caught his eye before he was leaving, so you got lucky." The nurse hands her a hospital gown and Mikasa thanks god, she's sure a nice OBGYN will make this much more pleasant than whatever ER doctor is on call.

"Just change and Dr. Yeager should be around in a few."

Mikasa takes the blue hospital gown from her, quickly stripping down as the nurse leaves the room, her brain slowly catching up to what was said. And then the name computes, it sounds familiar for some reason, like she's heard it before. Yeager. Where has she heard that before. Dr. Yeager.

It hits her all at once as she slips the gown over her head. Eren Yeager, two years older than her and the boy she's had the biggest crush on since her undergrad. He'd been pre-med and her pre-law, so they'd been in drastically different programs and very different years, but she'd met him at a party through Armin who was in the pre-law program with her and it's been love at first sight. She'd always been too much of a wimp to make a move, but she'd always thought they'd kinda had a thing. He gravitated to her at parties and stuff, and always helped her out in navigating university if she ever had questions. She'd been heartbroken when he'd graduated to head to medical school somewhere else, cursing herself for never making a move.

Mikasa could only hope it wasn't the same Dr. Yeager she thought It was. But she didn't have a good feeling about it.

And her premonition Is proven correct a few minutes later when none other than Eren Yeager, in a pair of green scrubs and a white coat walks in, stethoscope draped around his neck, hair a little mussed probably from working all day and looking just as attractive as the last time she saw him.

Fuck her. Both literally and figuratively.

He looks up from her chart and a beautiful grin lights his face, "Oh my god Mikasa?" He's so excited to see her, she really wishes she could reciprocate her enthusiasm, but as it is, having her biggest crush be the one to treat the vibrator stuck up her vagina is not high on her list of things to be excited about. "Hi Eren," she says awkwardly.

He snags a chair from the corner of the room and sits on it backwards, leaning himself over the back and fuck he's still so built, too muscular for his own good as he rolls his sleeves up, holding her chart. "How have you been?" "Umm, I've been better," she responds awkwardly. Once again, not how she wanted to meet him, she wanted him to see her as a hot shot lawyer, not a horny overworked mess.

"Oh shit, right sorry I kinda forgot you're here for a reason, sorry," He blushes a little, "It's just been a while and I missed you."

He gives her calf a little pat where her legs are hanging over the side of the bed and she shivers for reasons not due to the vibrator for once. Eren missed her, he liked her enough to miss her.

Her stomach fills with butterflies and then Eren has to go and throw ice water all over her little dream. "So what are you in here for again, there was one girl with something lodged up her vagina, that's why I stayed, but maybe they handed me the wrong chart-oh," Eren cuts himself off as his eyes skim her chart a little more. There's several seconds of awkward silence before Eren looks up at her, eyes teeming with mirth, but he keeps it out of his expression, but she knows those vivid greens well and he's struggling not to smile.

"I see," he says knowingly, bringing his eyes back up to hers.

For the hundredth time that night she wants to die and he must be able to tell because his hand is back on her calf soothingly, all traces of amusement gone from his expression. His hands stroke up and down her leg for a second as he reassures her, "It's okay Miks, we'll get it out alright, I know you saw me goof off a lot in university, but I promise I'm a good gyno. And don't worry we'll never talk about it again, okay?"

She nods mutely, he's so freaking sweet, how does he reassure her so easily?

"Okay, now I'm gonna go into doctor mode and I'm gonna ask some questions okay?" She nods again, his hand still on her leg stroking up and down, and maybe it's not entirely doctor appropriate but fuck if she cares, this is great. "Okay, first of all can you give me like a size of the object, description, how big etcetera?" "Umm, it was like pretty small, teardrop shaped, it's a vibrator and umm," she struggles with the last part, "it's still on."

His eyebrows rise a little but otherwise he remains expressionless, "Gotcha, okay well, the good news is I can probably remove it pretty easily then. But the bad news is it might pinch a bit." "That's okay." she says softly, her dignity is already gone so whatever. "Okay, I'm gonna do a quick pelvic exam, then I'm gonna use a speculum and some forceps should probably do it."

He slides his gloves on, and gets her to pull up her gown little leaving her only in her pink lace panties, and she thanks god she'd worn a cute pair and also shaved this morning. If her biggest crush is gonna see her vag in the most non-sexual way possible, at least it will be pretty, or at least Sasha had told her so, Mikasa really doesn't understand.

And Mikasa correct, it really is so non-sexual in every way, Eren's gloves are cold, where his hands on her claves were warm and the pelvic exam is quick and routine, with a lot of humming and 'aha-ing' from him, before he tells her to slide to the edge of the bed and remove her panties. So not the way she'd hoped for him to ask her to take her clothes off. She does as she's told and Eren whips the stirrups out, as well as grabbing a new pair of gloves, a mask, and a weird looking tool she's sure will hurt a little.

She moves her legs into the stirrups and after that it begins. It's quick, cold and uncomfortable as hell, as Eren uses the weird little tool to hold her open for him to pull the vibrator out with a pair of forceps.

Her only saving grace is Eren's comforting words and witty quips about how the ER is tonight, h'es very chatty and it's the only thing keeping her from freaking out.

The toy comes out pretty easily, despite her fears it would never come out and Eren holds it in his hand in curiosity as Mikasa hastens to cover herself. "Huh, it really is small, you must be pretty tight for it to have gotten stuck."

Mikasa squeaks a little, tight, isn't that a good thing? Is he complimenting her, she can't really tell. Eren looks up curiously before handing her the little object, "I think this belongs to you."

"I-um yeah, thanks."

He laughs a bit, taking his gloves off, "This isn't exactly the way I wanted to meet you again Mikasa but I guess it's better than nothing hey?"

She smiles, tucking the stupid vibrator into her purse. "Yeah, same, but I'm happy I saw you."

He grins, "Me too, but okay so anyway I'm going to write you a prescription for some antibiotics just in case it messed with your pH balance or anything."

She sighs, right back to doctor talk, what can she expect though, it's so not hot to come in with a vibrator stuck inside with you.

He scribbles something on a pad of paper as she changes behind the curtain of the bed, and when she's done he hands it over, she doesn't really read it over much, knowing he's going to go soon and she'll probably never see him again. He stands, "Well, I think this might be goodbye for the night, I have a mom and baby to go check on, but it was good to see you okay, Miks." Damn him and that smile and that nickname. "Yeah, bye Eren," she responds in a bit of a daze, but just as he's about to leave he seems to think better of it. "Umm read your prescription carefully okay, and by the way Mikasa, I'm about to break like so many rules saying this, but don't be embarrassed, you've got a pretty pussy. Not the way I wanted to see it, but pretty nonetheless." Then he winks and he's gone and Mikasa melts on the spot because damn.

She looks down at his prescription after and his phone number is very obvious scrawled at the top with a heart and Mikasa thinks maybe the night wasn't so bad after all.