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ithinkthe4thkindisabuttthing · 7 years ago

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Question Tag

Thanks again @puppystiles

– what was your last… 1) drink - orange soda 2) phone call - Chloe 3) text message – “Huzzah!” 4) song you listened to – Sweet Dreams by Emily Browning 5) time you cried – Tuesday

– have you ever… 6) dated someone twice? - Yes. Don’t do it, not ever worth it. 7) kissed someone and regretted it? - No. 8) been cheated on? - Yes. 9) lost someone special? - Yes. 10) been depressed? – Yes. 11) gotten drunk and thrown up? - Yes.

– fave colours 12) Blue 13) Silver 14) Black

– in the last year have you… 15) made new friends? – Yes. 16) fallen out of love? – No. 17) laughed until you cried? – Yes. 18) found out someone was talking about you? – Yes. 19) met someone who changed you? – Yes. 20) found out who your friends are? – No. 21) kissed someone on your facebook friends list? – I mean, my husband is on my facebook friends list lol.

– general 22) how many of your facebook friends do you know irl? – I think all of them. 23) do you have any pets? - A dog, a cat, 4 snakes, and a tortoise. 24) do you want to change your name? – Yeah. 25) what did you do for your last birthday? – Uhhh I don’t remember 26) what time did you wake up today? – 9:30 am 27) what were you doing at midnight last night? – I don’t remember. 28) what is something you can’t wait for? – Death’s sweet embrace lmao. 29) what is your favourite animal? – Cow 30) what are you listening to rn? – Pandora (Let You Down by NF)

31) have you ever talked to a person named tom? - TOM THE FELON. @drkbeeuty rofl

32) something that’s getting on your nerves – Life.

33) most visited website - gaiaonline.com how embarrassing

34) hair colour - Brown

35) long or short hair - Long

36) do you have a crush on someone? – Yes

37) what do you like about yourself? - My openness to just about anything.

38) want any piercings? - No.

39) blood type – Dunno.

40) nicknames - Chris, Christephanie, Bear, Baby, DRT, Lily

41) relationship status - Married, in an open relationship, I’m polyamorous so...

42) sign – Scorpio

43) pronouns - she/her

44) fave tv show – Does my cat from hell count?

45) tattoos - Snoopy holding Woodstock on my left leg

46) right or left handed - Right handed

47) ever had a surgery? – Yes

48) piercings - Ears but I think they closed up

49) sport – No.

50) vacation – Beach!!

51) trainers - Uh shoes? I don’t like wearing shoes...

– more general

52) eating – Nothing

53) drinking – Orange soda.

54) i’m about to watch – Jersey Shore...

55) waiting for – Pandora to grace me with a song to vid with.

56) want – to vid.

57) get married – I’m married!

58) career – Housewife

– which is better

59) hugs or kisses - Kisses

60) lips or eyes - Eyes

61) taller or shorter - Taller

62) older or younger – Older (tho my husband is younger)

63) nice arms or stomach – Stomach

64) hookups or relationships - Relationship

65) troublemaker or hesitant - Troublemaker

– have you ever

66) kissed a stranger - No.

67) drank hard liquor - Yes.

68) turned someone down – Yes.

69) sex on first date - No.

70) broken someone’s heart – Not that I know of.

71) had your heart broken - Yes.

72) been arrested - No.

73) cried when someone died – Yes.

74) fallen for a friend – Yes.

– do you believe in

75) yourself - Only in certain things.

76) miracles - Not necessarily.

77) love at first sight - No.

78) santa claus - No.

79) angels - The jury is out on that one. I did, then I didn’t, then my angel tarot cards started speaking to me (figuratively, not literally).

– misc

80) eye colour – Green

81) best friends’ name – Kat

82) favourite movie – The Longest Yard (2005)

83) favourite actor – Chris Hemsworth (I don’t know actors but I follow him cause he’s pretty and talented)

84) favourite cartoon – Steven Universe

85) favourite teacher’s name – Ms. Haas

Tagging: @drkbeeuty

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tabloidtoc · 5 years ago

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Us, October 28

Cover: Matt Lauer’s wife Annette Roque breaks her silence

Page 2: Red Carpet -- Christopher Kane -- Nicole Kidman, Joey King, Hunter Schafer, Cate Blanchett, Nathalie Emmanuel

Page 3: Rebel Wilson, Camille Rowe, Jennifer Hudson, Zosia Mamet

Page 4: Who Wore It Best? Cara Delevingne vs. Olivia Culpo, Storm Reid vs. Nathalie Emmanuel, Yara Shahidi vs. Rita Ora

Page 6: Loose Talk -- Ali Wong on Keanu Reeves, Chrissy Teigen on John Legend, Adam Levine on daughter Dusty Rose, Niall Horan, Jessie James Decker on husband Eric

Page 8: Contents

Page 10: Hot Pics -- Prince Harry meets a dog at Nottingham Academy

Page 11: Nicole Kidman and Charlize Theron and Margot Robbie, Katy Perry at the Silence the Violence concert, Hilary Duff

Page 12: Carrie Underwood and a Troll, Tom Holland with a buzzcut and Jake Gyllenhaal, Khloe Kardashian and Scott Disick, Mariah Carey and Brie Larson and Awkwafina

Page 13: Sienna Miller and Paul Rudd on The Graham Norton Show

Page 14: Julianne Hough and Cara Delevingne and Kate Hudson and Jameela Jamil, Kristin Chenoweth and Kelly Clarkson, Swizz Beatz and Alicia Keys

Page 15: Alex Rodriguez, Juliette Lewis and Woody Harrelson, Anthony Anderson and Laurence Fishburne and Tracee Ellis Ross

Page 18: Senator Cory Booker and Rosario Dawson, Jonathan Van Ness, Bella Hadid

Page 19: Angelina Jolie and kids Shiloh and Zahara and Vivienne and Knox, Anne Hathaway, Vanilla Ice and Ice-T and Angie Martinez

Page 20: Stars They’re Just Like Us -- Busy Philipps pays the meter, Owen Wilson and girlfriend Caroline Lindqvist ride bikes, Bryan Cranston and Dean Norris take a selfie, Tori Spelling at the movies

Page 22: Going to the Dogs -- Nico Tortorella and his dog Sun, Gus Kenworthy and Birdie, Simone Biles and Lilo, Selma Blair and Pippa, Ian Somerhalder and his rescue pup Nietzsche, Please Adopt, Don’t Shop

Page 24: Hollywood Dads -- Robin Thicke on his three kids Julian and Mia and Lola

Page 25: James and Kimberly Van Der Beek want people to talk about miscarriages instead of suffering in silence, it’s been four years since Jon Stewart retired to spend more time with his family, Norman Reedus’ daughter said Papa before Mama because it’s easier to say

Page 26: Love Lives -- Wells Adams and Sarah Hyland had a close call during his proposal

Page 27: Trisha Yearwood and Garth Brooks are best friends, the secret to George Takei and his husband Brad’s success, Kris Jenner likes to be wild in bed with Corey Gamble

Page 28: Hot Hollywood -- Joe Giudice released from ICE custody to return to Italy

Page 29: New Romances -- Liam Hemsworth and Maddison Brown and Miley Cyrus and Cody Simpson, Michael Douglas whose wife is 25 years younger says it would kill him if his daughter brought home an older man

Page 30: Amanda Bynes was in talks to compete on DWTS but it didn’t pan out, Stars Who Care -- Teyana Taylor, rough seas on Jersey Shore

Page 31: Cory Wharton and Taylor Selfridge baby on board, VIP Scene -- Victoria Justice, Post Malone, Joey King, Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler, Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin, Lori Loughlin’s daughters Olivia Jade and Bella Giannulli, Joaquin Phoenix and Rooney Mara, Cardi B and Offset

Page 32: What’s in my bag? Patricia Heaton

Page 33: Kevin Hart’s slow road to recovery, Hayden Panettiere’s daughter is happy in Ukraine with her dad

Page 34: Matt Lauer’s ex Annette Roque’s side of the story

Page 38: Gwyneth Paltrow and Dakota Johnson -- inside their surprising friendship

Page 40: Jessica Simpson’s trainer Harley Pasternak on how she lost 100 pounds

Page 42: Nicole Scherzinger’s healthy day

Page 49: Rande Gerber on how to throw an epic Halloween party

Page 52: Us Musts -- Jesse Eisenberg on Zombieland: Double Tap

Page 58: Fashion Police -- Kristen Stewart, Chloe Grace Moretz, Megan Pormer

Page 59: Zazie Beetz

Page 60: 25 Things You Don’t Know About Me -- Elizabeth Olsen

#tabloid #matt lauer #annette roque

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thebachelordiaries · 8 years ago

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The Bachelorette: A Very Petty Review of Rachel’s Guys

The best part about reality television is judging people with no consequence.

I have no pity on these men. One will probably become The Bachelor, another will (hopefully) become Rachel’s life partner, and the rest will have an endless supply of hot chicks thirsting over them for the next three years. Yes, even Mr. Square Jaw is included in that statement.

This season of The Bachelorette has 31 men and most of them aren’t good enough to be with Rachel. I’m just being honest here. Rachel is gorgeous, smart, hilarious and has a rocking body. Boys can’t handle her, fuck boys will be destroyed by her and egomaniacs will be exposed by her.

I have so many questions for this bunch. Will this season’s villain compare to Chad? Who will get embarrassingly drunk on night one? Is it possible for these guys to create a bromance (circle jerk) bigger than Chase and Robby’s? Am I really expected to tell all these white guys apart?

WHY DO ALL STRAIGHT WHITE MEN LOOK ALIKE? UGH.

Let’s introduce ourselves to the 31 aspiring social media influencers who may or may not be vying for Rachel’s heart. This review is going to take awhile, so grab a snack.

Adam, 27, Real Estate Agent

Things were going badly out the gate after Adam called the fake-quirky white feminist Jennifer Lawrence his dream girl. The situation became a complete dumpster fire after he said the most “romantic” present he ever received was a threesome on his birthday. If anyone wants to know why I’m single, it’s because men my age consider threesomes romantic.

Alex, 28, Information Systems Supervisor

I want to like Alex because I witnessed him put on a fantastic male stripper performance on the Ellen Show, but these answers make him sound like a wet paper bag. Alex claims to be a wingman and not a party starter, but the way he shook his ass on Ellen says otherwise.

Anthony, 26, Education Software Manager

Anthony’s answers make it seem like he is smart, funny without trying and successful. I just hope his head isn’t as weirdly shaped as it looks in this picture.

Blake E., 31, Aspiring Drummer

My first thought is, why is there more than one Blake on this season? I don’t even know one Blake in real life. My second thought is, does the occupation of “aspiring drummer” offer health insurance? Blake was engaged to a “crazy girl” for 48 hours and went to horseback riding camp when he was younger. Rachel, run. And don’t look back.

Blake K., 29, U.S. Marine Veteran

If he could be anyone, Blake would want to be “The Rock” because the famous actor looks good wearing a fanny pack. Blake also says he wouldn’t eat monkey brains or wrestle a crocodile for love. Blakey, stop trying so hard.

Brady, 29, Male Model

Yeah, Brady may be the conventionally attractive version of Casey Neistat, but that’s all he has going for him. Imagine being so ignorant to the rest of the world that the person you hate most is “The Situation” from The Jersey Shore.

Bryan, 37, Chiropractor

I just realized these bios don’t say where these men are from. What the hell? Also, Bryan is hot, smart, AWARE OF THE REST OF THE WORLD and doesn’t have a weird-shaped head. What’s with kind-of old chiropractors never settling down? Apparently it is a thing. (This reminds me, I need to schedule an adjustment with my chiro.) I like Bryan, but he kisses and tells. On the Ellen group date he announced to everyone that he kissed Rachel already. Smh. Girls do NOT like snitches.

Bryce, 30, Firefighter

It appears that my high school english teacher was reborn as Mr. Square Jaw. Who the hell writes like this? “Laid back shot of gasoline when the fire starts to die.” “...eyes you could drown in and a smile that insults the sun.” “A fresh drink of water with a jolt of lightning.” Settle, down Nicholas Sparks. To top it all off, ABC deleted his transphobic comment after well-deserved backlash on Twitter.

Dean, 26, Startup Recruiter

There are some things I dislike about Dean, and some things I like. I dislike that he looks like an alien. I like that he called marriage an “institutionalized sham derived from religious beliefs” yet still wants to get married, because same.

DeMario, 30, Executive Recruiter

DeMario seems like strange dude. Half his answers confuse me. I feel like I had a similar reaction to him when he met Rachel on ATFR. I have one request: keep wild animals in the wild. No pet lions for you, DeMario.

Diggy, 31, Senior Inventory Analyst

This guy is funny, and evidently not a virgin (petition to get a virgin male on The Bachelorette. No, Sean Lowe didn’t count.) Several of his answers made me actually crack up, which is pretty hard to do. Sadly, I don’t think he’s marriage material at the moment. I also need him to explain this below answer further because I am jumping to some problematic conclusions here.

Eric, 29, Personal Trainer

Ah, what would a season of The Bachelorette be like without at least one personal trainer? Eric seems like a serious dude with a type-A personality. He’s also a deep thinker and a health nut. He probably likes to act like he’s perfect, but he’s not. No one is. Your flaws will be exposed sooner or later, buddy. I’ll be watching you.

Fred, 27, Executive Assistant

I wanted to dislike Fred because he is dressed like an insurance agent in his picture, but his answers turned me around. His favorite artist is Jean-Michel Basquiat, and I believe Rachel put the same answer in her bio. Overall, his answers were 10//10. I can see him being accepted by Rachel’s intimidating father, the Hon. Lindsay. Others wouldn’t be as lucky.

Grant, 29, Emergency Medicine Physician

Grant is a doctor and kind of looks like a less-hot version of Dan Humphrey from Gossip Girl. On paper, him and Rachel would make a good couple. I can’t tell if he is good looking though, I need to see him in motion (it matters, OK?)

Iggy, 30, Consulting Firm CEO

Another “good on paper” kind of guy. I had a turtle named Iggy growing up so I really can’t get past that.

Jack Stone, 32, Attorney

What kind of name is Jack Stone? His name combined with the creepy expression he is making in this pic is not giving me a good first impression. His answers were decent. I like that he had some humility and “pleaded the fifth” on the bedroom questions. Thanks for being the only classy one.

Jamey, 32, Sales Account Executive

I know I just said this about the above person as well, but what kind of name is Jamey? That’s a name your mother calls you at home when no one is around while you’re between the ages of 6 and 12. Jamey is so far the shortest of the bunch at 5 feet 9 inches tall. He ideally would only date models and does not have female friends. I would say that I’d like to be his friend, but I have a vagina. Vaginas are for fucking, not friending. Basic Jamey logic.

Jedidiah, 35, ER Physician

Jedidiah looks like he shaved off his eyebrows and is now letting them grow back in. If you are wondering why this 35-year-old, handy, well-traveled doctor is single, look no further than the fact that he has some sort of strange obsession with wolves. All of his former dogs were more than half wolf and he has a wolf tattoo. I feel like this would be a red flag for most women.

Jonathan, 31, Tickle Monster

I hope Jonathan knows he is likely going to be put on the sex offender registry after his stint on the Bachelorette for his occupation title alone. He is divorced and likes to listen to Britney Spears and Flo-Rida. He was on the Ellen date so he, by some miracle, made it past the first night.

Josiah, 28, Prosecuting Attorney

I hope Rachel has a thing for lawyers because ABC is really pushing them on her. Overall, Josiah seems like a good guy. Some things are better left unsaid though, like getting it on in his office at work.

Kenny, 35, Professional Wrestler

I was hoping Kenny was an actual wrestler, but I have come to the conclusion that he is a Nacho Libre-esque performance wrestler. I am willing to put money down that he will show up in a wrestling outfit on night one.

Kyle, 26, Marketing Consultant

I never want to hear this guy talk on television after reading his bio. These answers have gotten way too sexual for my taste. Kyle said his ex was into BDSM and he experimented with being a dom. Remember when I was shocked by the threesome answer? Things have escalated since then. He also doesn’t know what gluten is but tries to avoid it anyway. That says a lot about who Kyle is, and it’s enough for me to know I don’t want to know anything else about him.

Lee, 30, Singer/Songwriter

ABC needed to cross their T’s and dot their I’s. Personal trainer? Check. Approximately five lawyers? Check. Male model? Check. Singer/Songwriter? Check. Thank you Lee for fitting the latter demographic.

Lucas, 30, Whaboom

Lucas looks like Luke Pell if he was beaten with an ugly stick. I’m not even going to make a comment on his profession. Lucas says he would want to have lunch with a dead Bruce Jenner and an alive Caitlyn Jenner. I’m not sure if that’s how transitioning works. The person’s former self just doesn’t “die.” I do agree, however, that it would make for an interesting convo. Bruce would ask, “how’s everyone?” and Caitlyn would be like, “I ruined every relationship I had with our family. I hope that’s cool.”

Matt, 32, Construction Sales Rep

I dig this guy even if he does have basic music taste. He has worked with inner city kids, and if he could be anybody for a day, he would be Matt Lauer, which I think Rachel would like. The craziest place he’s had sex was on a balcony of a cruise ship. I remember when I was on a cruise and all I wanted to do was make out with someone on the sun deck. Sadly the only guy who wanted to make out with me had a girlfriend, which is a metaphor for my life.

Michael, 26, Former Professional Basketball Player

Michael was a basketball player on the european pro circuit and (likely) a current crossfitter. He follows a Paleo diet, which if you didn’t know, is scientifically incorrect. Read up here, youngins. I forgot about the “former professional athlete” quota. I think we have reached our “standard Bachelorette professions” requirements but we still have about 6 more unnecessary men left. ABC is wasting my time 2017.

Milton, 31, Hotel Recreation Supervisor

The first red flag was that Milton has a tattoo inside his bottom lip, which is only cool when you’re 16. He has lived four months without power, I assume because he didn’t pay his bills (I could be wrong here.) He also wants to get “discovered” by being on this show. Last, but certainly not least, he thinks a man being romantic is emasculating. If god exists, this douche will get sent home on night one.

Mohit, 26, Product Manager

Mohit is a man of no limitations and does not let society’s demands define him. In fact, he listens to both rap and country music. Yep, you heard that right. We are in the presence of a true trailblazer.

That sound terrifying. What if the Tabasco ends up in someone’s private parts?!

Peter, 31, Business Owner

I see some grey hairs coming in, and I honestly dig it. Peter was on the Ellen date and my first impression of him was, “Fuck, he’s hot.” Peter is a former model and has finished three ironmans. He was supposed to tell a “fun” story about a one night stand but it honestly just sounded like he was date raped, so I didn’t particularly find it “fun.” (Side note: Imagine FEMALE contestants answering these questions? America would burn them at the stake.) Also, Peter, being a professional football player is not easy. How would you like permanent brain damage from numerous concussions? Didn’t think so.

Rob, 30, Law Student

Is is just me or does Rob look like Ryan Sutter? On the plus side, Rob said he has empathy, and most of the other men probably don’t understand what that word even means. On the negative side, Rob seems like someone who talks endlessly about all his worldly travels. Gag.

Will, 28, Sales Manager

Will was another guy on Rachel’s Ellen date. I don’t particularly find him attractive, but I enjoyed him on the group date and don’t really have anything mean to say about his answers. Maybe he will grow on me.

Prediction Corner

We did it, fam. We made it through all 31 contestants. I took me a couple of days, but whatever. What’s done is done.

Now that we got to know the guys, here are my way-too-soon-to-know-if-any-of-this-is-true predictions.

P.S. If you tag me or comment any spoilers on my page, take a good, hard look at your life. Why do you like ruining things for other people? Get a therapist and figure out those internal issues. Thanks.

First Impression Rose: Bryan

First 1-on-1: DeMario

Final Rose: Fred

Future Bachelor: Alex. Or at least he’s going to become the hottest commodity to ever exist in Bachelor in Paradise. Low key want Ben to be The Bachelor again, though.

I am not going to defend any of these answers since I made them up at the top of my head.

So there you have it. What do you think of this season’s contestants? I don’t think it’s possible that this season could be filled with more fuckboys than the last, so I will be entering Monday night’s season premiere with a positive mindset.

What contestant do you like the best? I want to know.

#the bachelorette #abc #chris harrison #rachel lindsay #photo credit goes to ABC screenshots i could've taken myself if i wanted to

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jerseyshorecaninellc · 7 months ago

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purpleparrot · 8 years ago

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ok i’m gonna do a post on the bachelorette bios under a read more bc its long as h*ck

Adam, 27, real estate agent. Gains points for listing his most embarrassing moment as telling his mom he was going on the bachelorette (submit an application for any reality show and you have answer to that question for the rest of you life) and immediately loses them for saying his favorite actor is “jennifer lawrence because she’s every girl’s goal” (three years ago this would have been true but not now my guy) and saying a threesome is the most romantic gift he’s ever received.

Alex, 28, information systems supervisor. Says the most outrageous thing he’s ever done is eat a live salamander (um?) and lists the rock as his favorite artist (um????). Also says the most romantic present he’s ever given is a car which was probably very awkward when the relationship ended.

Anthony, 26, education software manager. Describes emotional intelligence as one of his best attributes so if things don’t work out with Rachel he’d be a great match for Taylor from Nick’s season. Also says that he has “virtually no limits in the bedroom once the connection is there” and honestly its just weird that they asked some of them that question (like I’d answer that question for the entire internet to read)

Blake E., 31, “Aspiring Drummer” says that the most outrageous thing hes ever done is get engaged to a “crazy girl” then calls himself a “classic gentleman” two questions later. Also wants to watch the new 50 Shades movie because he loves “taboo sexy stuff”. Was engaged for 48 hours which is probably about 24 hours more than he’ll last on the bachelorette. Hates when his date talks about her cats, so Taylor Swift is basically his worst nightmare. Also doesn’t think parking ticket people have souls, which is honestly the most redeeming answer of the bunch.

Blake K, 29, U.S, Marine Veteran. Would want to be the Rock for a day because “he’s the only person who could look cool wearing a fanny pack”. Says that roses are his favorite flower, which I’m 99% sure is a prerequisite to getting on the show. Says he won’t wrestle a crocodile or eat monkey brains for love, and mostly seems too normal for this show.

Brady, 29, Male Model. Says that tackling snowmen is something he does for fun in his hometown (um? fingers crossed he makes it to hometowns so we can see how exactly that works) and says Lululemon sweatpants are the most romantic gifts he’s ever received, which is slightly (okay a lot) more normal than threesome. Says the the Situation from Jersey Shore is the person he dislikes the most in the world, making me think about that show for the first time in at least three years. (Also, does he remined me a little bit of Robby from Jojo’s season appearance-wise?)

Bryce, 37, Chiropractor. Kind of looks like Chase from Jojo’s season (to me at least). Lists like seven things when asked for his three best attributes, so apparently has some trouble with numbers. Also says the Bachelor/Bachelorette is one of his favorite TV shows because he’s “fascinated by the interaction socially between a man and a woman” (please no one watches this show for the love story, you watch for the drama and you know it) has also had balcony sex? (idk what to do with that information)

Bryce, 30, firefighter. All of his answers are oddly poetic? Describes himself as a “laid back shot of gasoline when the fire starts to die”. Looking for someone with “eyes you could drown in and a smile that insults the sun”. Says he’s “a fresh drink of water with a jolt of lightning”. I’d put money on him reading Rachel some 9th grade English poem the first night. Describes his dream job as a professional Instagrammer which he’s definitely in the right place for with all the Fittea and teeth whitening stuff everyone who goes on this show seems to sell.

Dean, 26, startup recruiter. Has a lip tattoo? (It says righteous, I know you were dying to know. Thinks marriage is an “institutionalized sham derived from religious beliefs” so he’ll fit in perfectly on a show where the end goal is getting engaged!

DeMario, 30, executive recruiter. Scores points for referencing Britney Spears not once but twice, saying he loves attention but not like 2007 Britney, like when she and Justin Timberlake wore those denim outfits. Wants to have a pet lion and name it “Denzel the lion”, Doesn’t have any phobias, which I’m sure made the produces frown and cross his name off potential candidates for those dates they always have where they skydive or something and they’re both really freaked out and have to comfort each other. Earns more points by saying that the most romantic gift he’s ever given is tickets to a Beyonce and Jay-Z concert.

Diggy, 31, senior inventory analyst. Spends Saturday nights trying to recover from day drinking (he and Corinne would get along great if Rachel doesn’t pick him!) Once pretended to be asleep so he didn’t have to help a girl find her brother after a one night stand.

Eric, 29, personal trainer. Rachel seems like she was digging him on the ATFR when she men some of her guys. If he could be anyone for a day, he’d be Tony Robbins, which is a name I had to Google and according to Wikipedia he is a “MLM advocate, businessman, and author”. Says green juice is his favorite drink, so I’m sure he’ll be fine in the bachelor house where it seems like all they have to drink is champagne. Not to go all avril-lavigne-is-dead-and-was-replaced-by-a-clone conspiracy theorist but if he could go anywhere in the U.S. it would be New Orleans, which is where Rachel had her one-on-one with Nick.

Fred, 27, Executive Assistant. Admits to the entire Internet that he sometimes gets aroused at work. This isn’t in his bio but in the preview for the season it says that he and Rachel went to elementary school together and he has apparently had a “lifelong fascination” with her ever since which is a lil weird to me. Like I doubt I could pick someone I went to elementary school with out of a lineup much less recognize them on TV nearly 20 years later.

Grant, 29, emergency medicine physician (!). Would like to be President of the United States for a day, which would honestly probably be better than Donald Trump (I mean, they have about the same amount of experience). Lists Playboy as his favorite magazine with a ;) face. Makes a lame “A see food diet. I see food I eat it” when asked about eating habits, so I’m expecting him to open with an equally lame joke when he meets Rachel.

Iggy, 30, Consulting Firm CEO. Idk if ABC made a typo or what, but if not he lists his best and worst attributes as the same traits (Truly a double edged sword). If stranded on a dessert island he would want it to be a banana float (haha) (Also thats a really stupid question anyway-ABC if you need someone else to write these I’m available)

Jack Stone, 32, Attorney (!). First, why is his whole name on the website? Usually its just their last initial, and that’s only if there’s two people with the same name. Which isn’t the case here so @ ABC wyd. Is an attorney like Rachel, and has been the only one so far smart enough to plead the fifth on the bedroom question. Two of his worst attributes are “hard on myself, anxious” which is very #relatable. Says tulips are his favorite flower because they’re like roses without thorns.

Jamey, 32, Sales Account Executive. Answers the question “where do you see yourself in five years” with “I am trying not to make plans right now” which is also very #relatable. I should bust that one out at my next job interview. Says his ideal mate looks like a model (we all wish) and responds “I do not have any female friends” to “describe your best friend of the opposite sex and why she/she deserves that title”.

Jedidiah, 35, ER Physician (!). Previously owned dogs that were over 1/2 wolf, which is slightly terrifying. Likes wild flowers that grow above high altitudes. Has had sex on a glacier which just sounds like a bad idea, frostbite and all that. Likes nice pens (don’t we all), clashing slightly with his outdoorsy image.

Jonathan, 31, “Tickle Monster”. Anyone identifying themselves as a tickle monster would be cut immediately if I were Rachel. They wouldn’t even make it inside the mansion. I hate being tickled. Formerly sported a mullet. Says his favorite flower right now is a red rose (*rolls eyes*). Previously married, which the producers are probably going to bring up at every given opportunity. Lists Britney Spears as one of his favorite music artists, which still doesn’t even begin to make up for the tickling thing.

Josiah, 28, Prosecuting Attorney (!). Has had sex in his office, so hopefully he didn’t tell his employer he was going on the show, and if he did, hopefully they don’t find this. Was once catfished, so perhaps he’s on the wrong show anyway. Perhaps Nev and Max can participate in a group date giving tips on how not to get catfished.

Kenny, 35, professional wrestler. Spends his Saturday nights either “wrestling in his underwear in front of thousands of people or with his daughter”. Has a daughter, which the producers will also probably bring up at every given opportunity because exploiting children is always fun! Says he was “quick draw Mcgraw” when he first started dating his ex. Has had sex with a wife while her husband watched, which sounds like more Unreal than Bachelorette territory tbh.

Kyle, 26, marketing consultant. Generally doesn’t trust people and dislikes corrupt authority, and respects Ed Snowden. Probably has a Bernie 2016 sticker on his car. doesn’t know what gluten is but eats gluten free when he can. Describes his ideal mate as 7+ and says BDSM was weird because he doesn’t like hurting people.

Lee, 30, Singer/Songwriter. Would want to learn to make booze if stranded on a deserted island. Considers himself a romantic. Also seems too normal for this show (aside from the career) and will probably be gone the first night.

Lucas, 30, “Whaboom” I googled it and couldn’t find an answer as to what “Whaboom” even means so we’re off to a great start. When asked who he would have lunch with out of everyone in the world, replies “ Dead: Bruce Jenner, Alive: Caitlyn Jenner” *cringes* would want the cast of the View with him on a deserted island which is pretty smart actually because they’d probably wind up killing each other and he could establish himself as the apex predator. Enjoys a “good old bump and grind” when it comes to dancing. Lists going to funeral as one of his least favorite date activities, which makes me question his dating history history. I feel like he’ll be the villain.

Matt, 32, Construction Sales Rep. Describes lingerie as the most romantic gift he’s ever given saying “I knew I was in love once I found myself shopping at Victoria Secret” #justlikethenotebook. Describes a tinder date as his worst dating memory. Has had sex on a cruise ship balcony. Despite that is probably still too normal for the show and will probably be eliminated quickly.

Michael, 26, Former professional basketball player, which is less impressive when you keep reading and find out it was in Bulgaria. Would want to have lunch with Obama. One of his worst date fears is one of his friends hooking up with his date in the past which should make fantasy suites fun should he make it that far. Also like the fifth guy to name Denzel Washington as his favorite actor.

Milton, 31, Hotel recreation supervisor. Has a lip tattoo. Is oddly upfront about not being on the show for the “right reasons”. He says he wants to be discovered and break into acting or writing. (At least try to lie and say you’re here for love my guy). Describes himself as only “kinda” romantic because he thinks it can show you’re weak.

Mohit, 26, Product manager. Says he is going to dress up as gluten for Halloween. Good luck with that. Likes country music. Has used Tabasco sauce in the bedroom which just sounds like a bad idea (honestly what do yall get up to where you need condiments). Is like the third person to say he admires Elon Musk.

Peter, 31, business owner. Once thought he got abducted after a one night stand. Likes modern family. Seems normal. Also cute. I’ve been trying to dodge spoilers but a few have slipped through the cracks and I must say...

Rob, 30, law student. Would want to have lunch with Buddha. Would want to be able to control time. Also seems normal. Will probably be eliminated quickly.

Will, 28, Sales Manager. Considers himself a romantic. Describes every tinder date he’s ever been on as his worst dating experience. Hates being a second choice, so hopefully he doesn’t wind up like Nick as runner up twice.

So overall it seems like there’s a lot more diversity this season, which is great to see! its also cool that that most of the men are closer to Rachel’s age compared to last season when some of the girls were literally 10 years younger than nick. And since i haven’t read spoilers, i guess i’ll pick a few faves based on bios alone: Peter, Eric, DeMario, Jack stone thats probably way off im bad at stuff like that

See yall the 22nd!

#this dumb post took me forever #why'd i do this instead of ya know smth productive #the bachelorette

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iamtryingtobelieve · 8 years ago

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100 Questions and Answers

@dmdoll This is for you :)

1) What images do you have set for your desktop/cell phone wallpapers? My desktop is a picture of the image of the Waterfall from the front cover of The Fragile with the The Fragile album art posted over it that looks like this:

2) Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? I've never had a really big crush on a teacher before but I have to say that I have had a fair amount of attractive female and male teachers in their own rights.

3) What was your last text message? I woke up this morning to find that the electric was turned off so I sent a message to both parents about it.

4) What do you see yourself doing in 10 years? In a perfect world I'd love to be a director making a feature film but I wouldn't mind having a steady life having a job that involves computers in someway.

5) If you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be? Nothings popping into my mind currently but I would love to be at the American Idiot performance I went to back in July and I wished I could have documented it in some form.

6) What was your coolest Halloween costume? This...

A mixture between Willy Wonka, Marilyn Manson and a Gothic voodoo priest. This was from a Halloween party from 2 years ago

7) What was your favorite 90s show? Although technically started in 1989, I love Tales From The Crypt to death as well as Beavis and Butthead and South Park.

8) Who was your last kiss?

9) Have you ever been stood up? I've been stood up on plans but I haven't been in a relationship before so I have never been stood up on a date. 10) Favorite ice cream flavor? Mint, Cookie Dough and Chocolate Brownie spring to mind. 11) Have you been to Las Vegas? Nope but I wouldn't mind going. 12) Your favorite pair of shoes? Not a big fashion guy to be honest but i've got some cool sneaker/trainer sort of things. 13) Honestly, have you ever cheated on your significant other? Never had one to cheat on though I would never do so myself. 14) What is your favorite fruit? Not a big fruit guy but I don't mind Apples. 15) Have you talked to anyone on tumblr that you could see yourself dating/having sex with? If possible? Not really to be honest. I don’t think I’ve struck a romantic chord with anyone but rather friendships or just casual acquaintances really. That said I wouldn’t mind dating a fellow Tumblr user if possible. 16) Are you into hookups? Short or long term relationships? I've never been in this field before so I can't really say. Ideally I think I'd like a long term healthy relationship but again I can't say that I've ever thought about it too hard as I have never been in romantic relationship with anyone before. 17) Do you smoke? If so, what? I don't smoke personally. Just not my thing. Anyone who smokes is welcome to do so, it's your body and lungs so do whatever you wish, it's your decision. 18) What do you do to get over your anger? Listen to music or watch funny things whether internet videos, films or stand up. 19) Do you believe in God? It's a mixture really, I'm not religious person but I do feel there is something there if that makes sense. Not a physical being or anything but rather a concept. I can't quite put my finger on it. 20) Does the person you're in love with know it? I'm not currently crushing or anything so I can't say. 21) Favorite position? (Oh, it's one of those questions....), I can't say. I've never had sex or been in a position of sex so I can't honestly answer it 22) What's your horoscope sign? Libra 23) Your fears? I'm mostly scared of the future and unpredictable people but otherwise I don't really have a cliched fear like spiders or anything. 24) How many pets do you have? What kind? I have some fish in my household but I used to have a dog, 2 cats, a gerbil and several budgies. 25) What never fails to turn you on? I love red hair personally, whether it's RED as in Rihanna Loud era or Hayley Williams ginger/orange red. I also am attracted to tartan/school girl skirts too but other than that I don't really know. 26) Your idea of a perfect first date? Just a simple hanging around and getting to know each other kind of thing would do me anyway. Get something to eat and maybe watch or listen to something. 27) What is something most people don't know about you? I have Ptosis as my left eyelid didn't open properly and I had corrective surgery to fix that at an early age 28) What makes you feel the happiest? Just being comfortable to have an open conversation with someone in a familiar setting makes me happy. 29) What store do you shop at most often? HMV (UK Entertainment store) or online shopping really. 30) How do you feel about oral? Giving and/or receiving? (Another one of those...) I can't say for definite as I have never gave or received but I would say I'd be open to it both ways. 31) Do you believe in karma? Yes and No. Nothing's happened to me personally but I have seen instances in which Karma has either had positive or negative impacts on people. 32) Are you single? Yup! 33) Do you think flowers or candy are a better way to apologise? I think both together could be a good combination.

34) Are you a good swimmer? I know the basics but I haven't been able to practise in a long time.

35) Coffee or Tea? Tea. I don't like the taste of Coffee but I do like energy drinks.

36) Online shopping or shopping in person? Online Shopping for obscure things and shopping in person for common things.

37) Would you rather be older or younger than your current age? I'd like to be the same age I am currently am with the same friendship group but born before the 90's kicked in so I can experience a lot of things that I never got the chance to but I am okay with my current age. If I had the possibility to time travel, it would be to be younger and try establish more connections with people in my life who I have lost along the way as cliched as it sounds.

38) Cats or Dogs? I like both. I think I’m allergic to cats as if they get too close, they set me off sneezing but I still like them nevertheless and also Dogs always like to injure me in the crotch but nevertheless I still like them too. So why not both.

39) Are you a competitive person? Not really. Just do the best you can do. If you happen to succeed more, great. If not, at least you tried.

40) Do you believe in aliens? Not really.

41) Do you like dancing? By all means, I'm not a dancer but I don't see anything wrong with booging with a bunch of friends on a dancefloor.

42) What kind of music to you listen to? A mish mash of things really. Pop, Rock, Metal and Rap. I don't really discriminate genres just whatever sounds good to me, I like. Whatever sounds bad to me, I don't like, simple as that really.

43) What is your favorite cartoon character? Kenny McCormick from South Park.

44) Where are you from? Workington, Cumbria, England.

45) Eat at home or eat out? I don't mind both really.

46) How much more social are you when you're drunk? I've never been truly wasted but I think alcohol is a confidence booster for me personally.

47) What was the last thing you bought for yourself? Jersey Shore Season 1, I am not sorry.

48) Why do you think your followers follow you? Pretty much they like similar things that I do. That's about it really, I don't have an attractive presence and don't tend to post too much about myself that much so it's not ME personally.

49) How many hours do you sleep at night? Anywhere between 6-10 hours really. Just depending on school days and stuff.

50) What worries you most about the future? Just everything that COULD happen. Kind of like a million parallel things fighting to be put in one jigsaw puzzle that is your life. I don't like to think about it too long as it's spooks me out.

51) If you had a friend that spoke to you the same way you speak to yourself, how long would you be friends? Hopefully life long. I treat my friends the same, just be nice and compassionate to them.

52) Are you happy with yourself? Currently yes as I don’t think I want to change anything drastically about myself. If anything I would like to better my personality more but otherwise I am currently happy with myself and my way of life.

53) What do you wish you didn't know? I've had a few family secrets that I don't think I should have heard but nothing that cuts me deep.

54) What big lesson could people learn from your life? Just don't be a dick and enjoy the ride really.

55) If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be? Too much to choose from as there is positives and negatives either way. Even if i were to beat myself up, I don't think I would have a satisfactory answer so I can't really say being honest. Sorry.

56) What's your favorite Website? YouTube because it's introduced me to a number of different things that has shaped my personality in the last 10 years or so.

57) What's the habit you're proudest of breaking? I'm less socially awkward than I once was but I haven't had a really bad habit or anything to be honest.

58) What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles? Going to London in July

59) What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or thrift store? Original Ziggy Stardust vinyl for £5.

60) What do you order when you eat Chinese food? Not gonna lie, not a big Chinese food fan but if I were to order, it would be sweet and sour chicken balls with gravy and chips/fries/whatever you wish to call them or Chicken Noodle Soup.

61) If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be? I'm not American but if I had to pick, Colorado. I dont know why.

62) If you had to teach a subject to a class, what would it be? Film Studies would be my dream subject to teach.

63) Favorite kind of chips? Doritos Jalpeno Fire.

64) Favorite kind of sandwich? Not a sandwich dude but my Subway order is a Spicy Italian on Italian bread, cheese, toasted, lettuce, onion, peppers and tomato sauce.

65) Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus? Google is thy master. Nah but seriously if I had to pick, I think it would have to be the thesaurus as I tend to overuse words a lot.

66) Have you ever been stung by a bee? I think I have been accidentally stung before but not recently.

67) What's your favorite form of exercise? Aerobics, Yoga or Dancing.

68) Are you afraid of heights? Not really I suppose. I've been on this ride so I don't truly think so.

69) What's the most memorable class you've ever taken? Psychology because my school is absolutely shit at teaching it as my original teacher has pretty much disappeared and we all failed last year.

70) What's your favorite breakfast? Not a big breakfast dude so cereal does me really.

71) Do you like guacamole? I can't really judge as I don't think I've ever tried it.

72) Have you ever been in a physical fight? A few toy-fights but no beatdowns or anything.

73) What/who are you thinking about right now? If there will be a livestream to the NIN performance at Panorama Festival, New York.

74) Do you like cuddling? I don't mind being cuddled or hugged.

75) Are you holding onto something you need to let go of? There is one thing that is persistent but can hopefully die down soon. I don't really want to get into it as it requires A LOT of explaining.

76) Have you ever experienced one of your biggest fears? Not really.

77) Favorite city you've been to? I've only truly been to London so I have to say that.

78) Would you break the law to save a family member? I think I would.

79) Talk about an embarrassing moment? I split my pants in PE once. I scored a rounder in Rounders (kind of like Baseball for UK kids) and got caught out, went to sit down and my shorts split.

80) Are there any causes you strongly believe in? Equal rights for everyone. I support the LGBT community as many of my friends are a part of it but I’m not SJW or anything protesting in the streets or getting offended and causing a public outrage

81) What's the worst injury you've ever had? I've split my head open twice but the worst pain I've been is was when I tried to flip over a wheelie bin and landed back first onto it.

82) Favorite day of the week? Friday....

DO I EVEN NEED TO MAKE THAT REFERENCE

83) Do you consider yourself sexually open minded? I'm no prude but I don't think I'm very kinky or anything like that. I could be lack of experience though.

84) How do you feel about porn? Nothing wrong with it really in my eyes especially as I own Caligula on DVD. Just don't shove it in the face in those who are uncomfortable about it and let them discover things themselves.

85) Which living celebrity would you like to know? Trent Reznor... I wish he would release an autobiography already, theres so much I’d love to know.

86) Who was your hottest ex? Never had a serious girlfriend.

87) Do you want/have kids? I wouldn't mind (and as the only male member in my family, it would be nice to keep my last name alive)

88) Has anyone ever told you that they wanted to marry you? Nope. Besides from playing house at a really young age.

89) Do you get easily distracted? Yes but I can easily get back into things.

90) Ass or titties? Personality rulez! (Nothing wrong with tits/boobs/breasts/whatever you wish to call them though, not an assman myself as I am constantly reminded poop comes from there)

91) What is your favorite word? As immature as it sounds, something draws me to the word Cunt. It's easy to say yet some people are offended by it but some people use as a term of endearment. It's always perplexed me.

92) How do you feel about tattoos? Go for it. I like them. I wouldn't go overboard though really. Perhaps a sleeve or at least one tattoo but no facial stuff. That kinda puts me off.

93) What are some of your favorite films? I love horror and comedy. Some of my favourite films are Natural Born Killers, Faces of Death, BASEketball, Cannibal! The Musical, REPO! The Genetic Opera, Trainspotting, Get Him To The Greek, Yes Man, The Cornetto Trilogy, Orgazmo, Boogie Nights, Step Brother and I can go on and on as I find new films that I like all the time.

94) How tall are you? I do not know from the top of my head.

95) How old are you? I am 18 years old.

96) 3 physical features you get complimented on a lot? My hair grows back really fast and thick My teeth are a lot straighter thanks to my ongoing brace treatments I am taller than a lot of my family members.

97) Is there anything you're really passionate about? I'd love to make A film one day. Whether it is a short film, a music video or just a project with friends. I would like to make ONE film.

98) Do you have trust issues? I've had my trust broken a lot in my life as cliched as it sounds so I've learned to wisely pick my friends and that forgive/forget stuff.

99) Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes I'm certain that It happens all the time (sorry couldn't resist) I think it's possible but I think personality can be a deal maker and breaker when it comes to building relationships as you can get incredibly attractive people but who are just the biggest pieces of shit.

100) What are some words that you live by? Why? "All I've undergone, I will keep on." That little mantra from The Way Out Is Through has haunted me but it perfect sums up quite a lot of life. Sometimes you encounter shit and you have to wade through the pool of shit in order to reach the chocolate fountain of good at the end of the shit creek. That's a less poetic way of thinking about it but it's still true.

#Tagged #Me #Personal #Rob Rambles

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daddyslittlejuliet · 7 years ago

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Summer Gear for Dogs Who Love the Great Outdoors

Summer is the time for ultimate outdoor fun, but it’s also the time to put safety, comfort and convenience first when you’re taking your best furry friend on adventures with you. Here’s some must-have summer gear to take the season’s fun to the next level.

Water dog gear

Get the Surf and Turf Life Vest at kurgo.com.

The Float Coat by Ruffwear makes water activities just about worry-proof, whether you’re rafting, kayaking, boating, surfing or enjoying a day at the beach. This doggie life jacket has a strong handle for pulling your dog out of the water and reflective trim for enhanced visibility. It comes in three eye-catching colors.

Kurgo’s Surf and Turf Life Vest keeps Fido’s water play safe — and its floatation layer can be removed to expose an underlayer that doubles as a raincoat for those pesky summer storms. It also features a tough handle and D-rings for leash attachment.

For playtime, Ruffwear has a new toy called Gnawt-a-Stick, inspired by Oregon coastal driftwood, a favorite for fetching among dogs in that area. This stick-like toy comes in bright colors, floats, bounces and is chew-resistant plus easy to retrieve.

On-the-go dog gear

Find the Tres Cool Wicker Tagalong Pet Bicycle Basket at petsafe.com.

There’s no reason to leave your dog home when you go biking this summer. For small dogs up to 13 pounds, Pet Safe’s Solvit has introduced the Tres Cool Wicker Tagalong Pet Bicycle Basket. The rattan construction gives the basket a cute retro feel and includes a sun shade to keep Fifi cool. It’s easy to mount and comes off your bicycle in seconds.

Head over to petsafe.com to find the Houndabout Bicycle Trailer.

Solvit has also launched its new Houndabout Bicycle Trailer, which can also be used as a stroller or jogger. It’s great for dogs with mobility issues or those who simply would rather ride along than walk or hike.

The Pet Dinette & Leash is a great find at sitstaygoco.com.

Speaking of walking and hiking, another new product, The Pet Dinette & Leash from Sit Stay Go, is an all-in-one lead that allows you to pack poop bags, keys, cell phone, treats, dog food and water into a convenient modular, hand-held system so you have everything your dog needs for a day out, including food and water bowls.

Designed specifically for water use, the Chuck-It series of floating toys from Petmate come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Bionic’s durable toys also float, and the bright-orange color makes them easy to see. Kong’s Wet Wubba toy is also a summer fave.

Dog gear to keep your pup cool

Go to ruffwear.com to find the Jet Stream cooling vest.

Dogs can get sunburned, just like we do. The lightweight stretch jersey on Gold Paw Series’ Sun Shield Tee boasts a USP 50 rating that blocks 98 percent of the sun’s UV rays. Sun protection is a must, especially for short-coated breeds and those with light-colored noses. It also helps to minimize heat absorption.

Sun protection for canine eyes is critical, too. Doggles makes fashionable and practical goggles and sunglasses that cut the UV rays entering your dog’s eyes.

Check out the Core Cooling Vest on kurgo.com.

Cooling vests are a must-have for long days hiking, playing fetch or at the beach or lake in the summer sun. The Jet Stream and Swamp Cooler from Ruffwear, the Core Cooling Vest from Kurgo and the Hurtta Cooling Dog Vest all work using evaporation technology. The Dry Cooling Vest from Suitical keeps your dog cool without becoming damp or wet during use and functions simply by filling the vest with water.

Whether you live in the urban jungle, in hiking country or near the hot shores of southern beaches, your dog’s paws can become irritated, and even burned, by broiling sidewalks, sand and rocks. Musher’s Secret paw pad wax — used in winter to keep salt and ice off — works great to protect against summer heat, too.

Whatever your chosen summer activity, there are many water-friendly and beat-the-heat products to keep it safe and fun for your poolside pooch.

Nikki Moustaki is a dog trainer, dog rescuer and pet expert. She splits her time between New York City and Miami Beach, Florida, and is the author of the memoir The Bird Market of Paris. Visit her on Facebook, on Twitter at @nikkimoustaki and at nikkimoustaki.com.

Editor’s note: This article first appeared in Dogster magazine. Have you seen the new Dogster print magazine in stores? Or in the waiting room of your vet’s office? Subscribe now to get Dogster magazine delivered straight to you!

Read more about dog gear on Dogster.com:

How to Organize Dog Gear

Finding the Right Puppy Gear

The Pros Weigh in on Choosing the Right Dog Gear

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buynewsoul · 7 years ago

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Summer Gear for Dogs Who Love the Great Outdoors

Water dog gear

Get the Surf and Turf Life Vest at kurgo.com.

On-the-go dog gear

Find the Tres Cool Wicker Tagalong Pet Bicycle Basket at petsafe.com.

Head over to petsafe.com to find the Houndabout Bicycle Trailer.

The Pet Dinette & Leash is a great find at sitstaygoco.com.

Dog gear to keep your pup cool

Go to ruffwear.com to find the Jet Stream cooling vest.

Sun protection for canine eyes is critical, too. Doggles makes fashionable and practical goggles and sunglasses that cut the UV rays entering your dog’s eyes.

Check out the Core Cooling Vest on kurgo.com.

Whatever your chosen summer activity, there are many water-friendly and beat-the-heat products to keep it safe and fun for your poolside pooch.

Read more about dog gear on Dogster.com:

How to Organize Dog Gear

Finding the Right Puppy Gear

The Pros Weigh in on Choosing the Right Dog Gear

The post Summer Gear for Dogs Who Love the Great Outdoors appeared first on Dogster.

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stiles-wtf · 7 years ago

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Summer Gear for Dogs Who Love the Great Outdoors

Water dog gear

Get the Surf and Turf Life Vest at kurgo.com.

On-the-go dog gear

Find the Tres Cool Wicker Tagalong Pet Bicycle Basket at petsafe.com.

Head over to petsafe.com to find the Houndabout Bicycle Trailer.

The Pet Dinette & Leash is a great find at sitstaygoco.com.

Dog gear to keep your pup cool

Go to ruffwear.com to find the Jet Stream cooling vest.

Sun protection for canine eyes is critical, too. Doggles makes fashionable and practical goggles and sunglasses that cut the UV rays entering your dog’s eyes.

Check out the Core Cooling Vest on kurgo.com.

Whatever your chosen summer activity, there are many water-friendly and beat-the-heat products to keep it safe and fun for your poolside pooch.

Read more about dog gear on Dogster.com:

How to Organize Dog Gear

Finding the Right Puppy Gear

The Pros Weigh in on Choosing the Right Dog Gear

The post Summer Gear for Dogs Who Love the Great Outdoors appeared first on Dogster.

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grublypetcare · 7 years ago

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Summer Gear for Dogs Who Love the Great Outdoors

Water dog gear

Get the Surf and Turf Life Vest at kurgo.com.

On-the-go dog gear

Find the Tres Cool Wicker Tagalong Pet Bicycle Basket at petsafe.com.

Head over to petsafe.com to find the Houndabout Bicycle Trailer.

The Pet Dinette & Leash is a great find at sitstaygoco.com.

Dog gear to keep your pup cool

Go to ruffwear.com to find the Jet Stream cooling vest.

Sun protection for canine eyes is critical, too. Doggles makes fashionable and practical goggles and sunglasses that cut the UV rays entering your dog’s eyes.

Check out the Core Cooling Vest on kurgo.com.

Whatever your chosen summer activity, there are many water-friendly and beat-the-heat products to keep it safe and fun for your poolside pooch.

Read more about dog gear on Dogster.com:

How to Organize Dog Gear

Finding the Right Puppy Gear

The Pros Weigh in on Choosing the Right Dog Gear

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