#Bert the token orange cat
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My grandparents had a long history of naming their dogs āBabe.ā Iām mostly certain it was after the pig.
All the feeder goldfish we got around 2005ish were named after HP characters (except for my brother who was determined to name his Sparky). Dumbledore survived the longest, only to die while we away were at a family reunion. Coincidently, my dad finished reading Book 6 to us on that trip, and we came back to find that good olā Dumble-fish had yeeted himself from the tank and fallen about 4 feet to the floor.
One of the first stray cats we tried to adopt back in 2012ish was named Rollo. Weād tell people it was Rolo, like the chocolate/caramel candies, but it was actually supposed to be the baby bank vole from MATTIMEO, one of the Redwall books.
The first cat we SUCCESSFULLY adopted was temporarily named Baby Volstagg, because she was VERY ROUND, but Iād briefly read like, a page of whichever Percy Jackson book comes after Mark of Athena when my sister was reading it, and there was something about a hundred-handed one named Bob and he had a little kitten named Bob as well, and so I suggested Bob and it stuck. She is mostly called Robert, Roberto, or Bobbity now.
One of the spawn of Bob was originally called Chill/āThe Chill Oneā, but at some point my siblings were watching the FairyTail anime in Japanese and thereās a cat-creature called Carla (ENG)/āShararuā (JAP). It came out sounding something like āChalalouā courtesy of the R/L thing, which is I think how we technically spell it, and everyone thought it was fun-sounding so she got a new name. It has of course evolved further, and now she is Chalalou, Chapalou, Shapoopie, Shapoopus, and Shoopus. Once, when Sister 2 (@demisexualhemidemisemiquaver) had to put down her name on an apartment thing, she went the COWARDāS WAY OUT and just went with āLou.ā
Other such-named creatures in the household include Gawain, TW (Trespassers William), Simba, Mr Noodle, and Papyrus.
Also, the service dog Iām saving up for is gonna be named Baymax, so thereās that.
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For example my childhood dog was named Cher after the singer and yes she had a brother named Sunny
#gonna grab the kanji for Shararu and share it with the fam#I looked it up once before to see how it was supposed to be spelled and then promptly forgot#I do remember something about it a more correct translation being āCharlesāā or something#but I suppose Carla works#but yeah#sheās not quite as chill anymore#Bob is a level 50 Wizard that believes she is a person#apparently cats legitimately canāt taste the thing we register as āsweetā#and yet this nonsense creature is out here eating marshmallows angel food cake and Carnation instant breakfast meal shakes#other creatures in the household include#Bert the token orange cat#absolute chonkin himbo#zero thoughts head absolutely empty#Murderbean is honestly less murderous than Papyrus#(Papyrus is full of hate and is a disgrace to his namesake)#and then there is my pupper Abby#and my brotherās dog Aibrean#technically thereās an accent somewhere in there#probably over that second a#but we sure as heck donāt pronounce it right and I donāt trust the source my brother got it from to actually know how to spell it right so#anyway animals are cute and fluffy and Iāve almost got mine back with me so HAH
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