#Belated Happy Father's Day to my mom ig?
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I asked my mom if she would love me if I were a worm.
Here's how it went.
Me: Hey ma, would you still love me if I was a worm?
Mom: Huh??
Me: Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Mom: Do I know that you're a worm?
Me: Yea?
Mom: Oh. Then yes.
Me: Aw-
Mom: Because I would have stomped on you if I didn’t know.
Me: ...
#rl stuff#ramblings#would you love me if i was a worm#Been seeing so many people ask this to their s/os so I asked my mom out of curiosity#now I fear for my life and would need to remind myself to notify her when I turn into a worm unless I want to be accidentally killed#Belated Happy Father's Day to my mom ig?
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