#Because something about Jeremy as a mountain lion really appeals to me

[somegrumpynerd]

More peyote au hcs

-Michael barks in his sleep. Fiona shakes her head every time she hears it like “even in his sleep he’s still pissed off about something”

-Geoff takes them to the pet store with him like “Okay you can each get one toy so you don’t destroy my house” and then lets them loose in the store to find what they want

-Matt finds a chew toy shaped like a donut and stops looking immediately, Gavin finds the toy with the loudest, shrillest squeaker in it so he can drive everyone insane, Jack finds a big bag of catnip because she saw what Gavin picked

-Alfredo loves working Jeremy into an absolute frenzy by asking him over and over who the good boy is (Jeremy goes quickly from excitement to frustration because Alfredo doesn’t know when to stop)

-(More accurately, he knows exactly when to stop he just refuses to stop there)

-Jack disappeared for a few days because she realised this was the perfect opportunity to infiltrate enemy hideouts and get information, nobody would suspect a little cat after all

-Unfortunately she didn’t tell anyone her plans, so she only got to infiltrate one base before Geoff found her and scooped her up, practically in tears but giving her a stern lecture about wandering off in a dangerous city. She did get lots of relieved head kisses and cuddles though and carried back home, so she wasn’t complaining too much

-Gavin and Jeremy both still love cats, so whenever they’re out and see one they get excited and sprint towards it to say hi. For some reason cats don’t like this