#Because she picked up on The Vibes and assumed Will was already sleeping with Strohl and Gallica by the time she joined the party

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I started writing my Eupha Metaphor fic the other night and my plan for it is it starts with a narrator describing the citizenry spreading rumors about the king and queen's sudden marriage and hearsay about Will cozying up to a lot of important figures in the new government, wondering what's going on behind closed doors and assuming the queen is getting the short end of the stick, then the next paragraph is Eupha lounging in bed, watching happily as Will and Strohl fuck right next to her as she thinks about how stupid monogamy is and she was so right to encourage Will to bring so many cool and interesting people to bed with them.