#Because I'm too tired to think about all the different forms but Laa-Laa and Dipsy survivor AU because they are my power duo

[laalaaisqueen]

My Single survivor AUs always end up in Guardian suffering.

Po: Stabs man with a knife *he doesnt die dw* before he can even finish explaining and runs away because she ain't talking to no dirty stranger with a broken camera and if they do travel together, Po doesn't yell at him but she calls him weird and gross because its rude for a mortal to spy on two gods. *I prob have never mentioned Po's god complex but she also genuinely believes Tinky is godlike* Its just a bunch of Po being the worst. Stalking is wrong but it's more wrong to talk to people as if they're below you.

Guardian: *being told his whole life the test subjects are just talking animals* Po: Sorry that you didn't know but I'm a god and above you :)

I imagine Po just demands stuff of him and Guardian is just like "What, you can't talk to me like that, I'm The Guardian and I-"

"Bro, I'm basically a god, gimmie your night vision camera before I make you drop to your knees before me."

Laa-Laa: Punches him in the face as he gets too close *and snatches Dipsy's hat back because that's not yours you weirdo* calls him a list of insults, creep, pervert, stalker, ect. Guardian does not understand what any of these words mean. *But he has a feeling they are mean insults* Him just not understanding her anger just eventually makes her go, "You know what, let's just drop this for now, but I'm taking this rock with me so no funny business buddy"

Guardian: ... Laa-Laa: What are you staring at me for? Guardian: You said mean untrue things about me Laa-Laa: I wouldn't call them all untrue but so what? Guardian: Laa-Laa: If you're expecting an apology, you're not getting one Guardian: But you said mean things! Laa-Laa: What are you, 4? Guardian: I'm 21 Laa-Laa: That's somewhat reassuring, I was afraid you might have been older that it would have been more creepy. Guardian: How old did you think I was? Laa-Laa: I don't know, maybe mid 40s? You look so filthy I can't even tell you are young. Guardian: 40?!

Tinky Winky: The bag is coming out and whacking out one of Guardian's teeth. He is seething, he is enraged. He is gonna swear. Angry tears. Gets even more mad at Guardian for practically ruining his makeup. Spends his pretty time redoing his makeup. Also snatches Dipsy's hat but stuffs it into his bag.

Guardian: :( Tinky Winky, who is the same age: BoY don't give me the frowny face, you think you can just walk in here, order me to listen to your excuses just because you're 'The Guardian'? I got news for you dirty little man, it's rude to speak to me as if I'm lesser than you, and it's rude to steal stuff and never return it! And it's weird to watch us without our- Guardian: But I- Tinky Winky: DO NOT interrupt! That's also rude!

Dipsy: Man is gonna punch this dirty man. I'm taking back my hat now thank you very much. This situation is really weird but I suppose I could go to the station with you, I don't have anything better to do anyway.

Dipsy: I should probably move from this place anyway before Laa-Laa shows up to kick my ass for leaving her behind Guardian: But I saw her dead body Dipsy: You're a really bad stalker if you think death will stop Laa-Laa from kicking my ass