#Bayonetta x reader

[rosiexweil]

To the writers out there who makes x oc fanfics please stop putting them in the “character x reader” or the “character x y/n” tags

Thank you 🫶🏻

[amphibiahawks321]

[Y/N immediately kiss bayonetta on the cheek]

Bayonetta : .....

[Bayonetta caught off guard and holds the cheek that Y/N kissed and stares at him and starts smirking with Y/N getting nervous]

10 Minutes later

Bayonetta : Aw don't get so greedy yet darling~ we're still not home in bed right now~

[Shows Y/N's face completely covered in lipstick marks]

M!Reader blushing : ......

M!Reader blushing : I'm pretty sure I'm not the one who's greedy....

[winnieiscalmeth]

Notes: Bayonetta thinks your new game is hogging all of your attention from her. Haven't written about my first crush in a while <3

Proofread?: Yawp

Bayonetta laughs to herself while listening to your various profanities flow through the house. When she had returned from the store, you were playing on your game. She noticed your absence ever since you had gotten it, and that she kinda missed you clinging onto her while she read books, or cleaned around the house. So, she stood up and sauntered into the living room.

"Darling you've been on that thing since this morning. You don't want to give it a break and spend time with your beautiful girlfriend?" She walked up behind you and wrapped her arms around your neck.

"Sure, lemme just finish this game real quick," You said. Bayonetta let out a sigh and moved down to your neck, pressing her lips against it. You felt a shiver go down as you fought back a giggle.

"And how long will this be?" She said, her voice muffled.

"It shouldn't be that long, I promise." You focused your attention on the TV again. Bayonetta let go of you and walked back to her room. You expected to finish the game within the time it lasted but ended up forgetting about the promise you made to Bayonetta and loaded up into another match, which lasted until later on in the night. Shortly after clicking on the ready-up button, you feel someone's hands grab onto your waist.

"What? Reza!" You yell as you are lifted off the couch. A small laugh is heard as you see a familiar purple symbol. "You went into purgatorio? That's not fair!" You huffed.

"You're one to talk. I was promised cuddles and you broke it" Bayonetta drops you on your shared bed.

You pause, recalling your last words. "Yeah ok, I did. Come here" You opened your arms, inviting her into an embrace which she happily accepted. You both sit there for a while, Soaking up each other's body heat in a comfortable silence. You feel her fingers trail in a circular motion on your back.

"You're gonna make hex that game into giving you an hour of playing" Bayonetta mumbled.

"You can't do that" You looked down at her.

"Is that a challenge?" She sat up looking at you. You both stared at each other, the moon that presented itself through the curtain hit her grey iris just right, making it look almost silver and trapping you into a small trance.

"Maybe you could, but I do need it for whenever you are out doing your witch things"

Bayonetta laid her head back down, sleep-deprived. "Whatever you say dear. But when I want you off of that thing, I mean it"

"Yes ma'am" You held onto her tighter, as the both of you succumbed to sleep.

[starycloudz]

Can you do headcannons for Bayonetta and famous streamer S/o

They could be streaming one day, and bayo walks in wearing nothing, but one of their shirts and chat goes WILD

Chat: WHO'S THAT?!/MOMMY SORRY MOMMY!/ S/O HAS A GIRLFRIEND!!!

OMG! my first ask!! Also, I love this idea! ヽ(´ω｀)ﾉ

Bayonetta x Famous! Streamer! Reader!

Warnings: kinda suggestive?? A little bite of a crack fic!

S/n : streamer name

F/g : favorite game

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Headcanons:

. You knew Bayonetta knew that your were a streamer... not just any streamer a famous one at that.

. And you knew she likes to wear just your t-shirts, so you told her to knock on the door in your office before coming in, just to ya' know... not to flash everybody!

. But.. on one fatful day, She overhears you reading a chat out loud, someone asks you to marry them! She can't let this happen!

. So, while you were live, Bayo, decides to strut in, with a lot of sass, in just your t-shirt that barely fit her ready to give that person peace of her mind!..(also, if your tall, your definitely not taller then Bayonetta!!)

. Let's just say, you AND your chat want crazy.

. You quickly covered up your camera, and told your chat that the "eye candy" was for you and you alone!!

. You lightly scolded Bayo for pretty much flashing everyone, and the possibly that you might get banned.

. after that day, you started to put a sign out side your door when you start streaming.

. The sign says "no Bayos wearing tight t-shirts aloud!!! >:("

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"Hey guys, welcome back to the stream!"

You started your daily stream, planing on having a nice relaxing stream today, you were even going to play f/g! But.. fait and Bayonetta had other plans.

As you were reading the flood of chats, starting up f/g, one stood out to you.

Daddyshomegojo: Love you s/n, marry me!!

"Sorry, I can't marry you, Daddyshomegojo..."

As Bayonetta was walking past your door, she heard you say that you were denying a marriage preposal, she just had to know that this was about! Forgetting she was only in your t-shirt that was a little to small for her, she struts in, will all her might.

You herd the door opening, thinking Bayonetta was wearing something that was family friendly, you just continued to play f/g, until you read the chats.

Uhhhilikegirls: wow.

Coolguy890: UMMM MOMMY.??

Daddyshomegojo: HEY WHOS THE FINE BABE??

Fluffyshark: S/N GETS GAME??

GamezareNOTfun: IS THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND???

Freddyman: ermmm... why is her kitty out??😭

Buffcat1990: ... ok WOW😊😊

It was when you read the chat, and saw Bayonetta looming over you, you then realized She. was . just. in. your. t-shirt. you started to freak out, thinking that you would get banned.

Bayonetta looked over at the chat that was going crazy over her, then she looked back at you. She whispered in your ear. "What's wrong [Name]?" you slowly looked over at her, quite flustered and embarrassed.

"..You just flashed my entire stream." you managed to mumble out. "What's wrong with a little show?" Bayonetta wiggled her hips a little in a teasing manner. "Honey, sweety, the love of my life, I think i might get banned for this.." you mentally facepalmed.

"Oh.. oops, sorry love. I just had to see what was going on" She gave you a little kiss on the check, leaving behind her iconic red lipstink behind. After she did that she started to read the chat agian.

Daddyshomegoji: WHO IS THIS HOMEWRECKER AND WHY IS SHE KISSING MY POOKIE???!!���😤

sonicxmarioreal: S/n has a gf???

Bayonetta chuckled at your chat, deciding to answer your chat. "well, if you must know.. Daddyshomegojo.. I'm her lovey girlfriend." she gave the chat a smug look.

Daddyshomegojo: NOOOOOO SHE STOLE MY POOKIE😭

Flowerweeds: haha Daddyshomegoji's babe got stolen

As you looked over and read the chat, you decided to end it here for today, felling to embarrassed for Bayonetta's little antics. "u-um, hey guys I think I'm going to end the stream here for today. Thank you all for joining me today, see you guys tomorrow.. if I'm not banned by then.." you mumbled the last part under you breath, as you gave the chat a shy wave.

When you ended the chat, you looked over to Bayonetta, who was giving you a sly grin. "oh, Bayo.. what am i going to do with you?" Bayonetta laughed at this, bringing you into her embrace. You looked up at her and she looked down at you.

"I think I have to put up a sign for you next time.." she gave you a light chuckle, and kissed you again.

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sorry this took long, school work got in the way.. 〒▽〒

[biohazardousbunnywrites]

got inspired

Be a model for us

bayojeanne x gn!reader

warnings: smut, reader is afab, submissive reader, overstimulation, oral, fingering, massive dildo

summary: your girlfriends come home after a long day of shopping (and fighting angels) and bought things for you to model for them.

You lay on the couch in your shared apartment watching TV. a broadcast on the screen talking about an accident seemingly happening out of no where. This was nothing new to the people of the city but it was always jarring considering no one knew the cause of them, well you did.

Speaking of your girlfriends you wondered when they'd be back from theyre shopping spree. They'd been out all day and you missed them. You didnt like shopping tho, it made you self conscious and uncomfortable especially since they were both so perfect.

You didnt understand what they saw in you, you were just a mere mortal, no where near as elegant and graceful as the two witches.

you sighed turning off the news putting on f/s instead and then going into the kitchen to get something to snack on.

hours later you hear the door open as your girlfriends walk in ladden with bags and boxes from various stores.

"Hello pet" Jeanne said as you helped by taking some bags from each of them, "Thank you, love" Bayonetta says.

you bring them to your shared room, they quickly went to work putting things away while showing off what they got to you. you smiled listening to them talk about where they're going to wear their new items.

all that was left were a few boxes and a little red bag you couldnt see the logo of.

"whats that" you asked motioning to the item, "for you" Bayonetta said smirking, "youre going to model them for us" Jeanne said plopping down next to you on the bed causing it to bounce slightly.

"for me?" you asked incredulously, they cannot be serious "yes" they both said loving the darkening of your skin as you blushed. it got even darker, as you opened the box that was given to you

" you want me to model for you?" you asked looking at what your loves presented to you. "but of course" bayonetta said holding your chin forcing you to look up at her. "put on a little show for us wont you?"

you walked into the connected bathroom knowing they would win whatever argument you tried to get out of it. you stripped to nothing and you looked at the contents of the box, lingerie of course 'they are so horny all the time' you thought with a chuckle and an eye roll.

you put it on feeling a little self conscious about it before stepping out for them to see.

"you look quite fetching in what we picked out for you little one" bayonetta said looking you up and down smirking sinfully.

Jeanne circled around you "quite, we also got you something else to try on" she said as her and bayonetta smirked to eachother.

Before you could react you were pushed to the bed face down, ass up. you raised you head to see Bayonetta pull out a box from the little red bag they had with them. Inside was a new dildo. Bigger than the others they've used and not exactly human shaped either.

"you can stop us at anytime" Bayonetta assured you looking over at your concerned expression. you knew they would never do anything you didnt want them too. You wanted to do this tho if your pussy clenching at the thought of what was going to happen was any indicator of your excitement.

Jeanne gave a smack your ass "getting wet at the thought? just what I'd expect of a slut like you" she sneered moving the lingerie they had you model for them to the side so she can see your pussy clench around nothing at her words.

"oh come now Jeanne, be nice" Bayonetta said walking over "our little toy cant help enjoying being used, filled and fucked, its their purpose" she said running a finger through your wetness lightly teasing your entrance and clit with feather light touches before spitting on your pussy and rubbing it around.

you moaned "please" you pitifully said. another quick spank, "please who?" Jeanne said. you whimpered. "please mommy, please mistress" Both umbran witches hummed in approval over you.

a few more touches increasing in intensity until Bayonetta was fingering you. stretching you out to take the dildo now being held by Jeanne.

once they deemed you were ready, Bayonetta removed her fingers and spread you wide exposing your hole to the both of them. "mmm, such a beautiful pussy, its gonna look so good around this" Bayonetta said "indeed" Jeanne replied.

Jeanne started running the tip of the toy through your folds getting it nice and wet. she played with your clit and teased your entrance. you pushed back wanting it inside. wanting to please them. this time Bayonetta delivered the spank, "patience now little one"

soon you felt it pushing in. the head spreading your lips more, pushing at your hole, it stung as it stretched you out slowly, it was so big. "i-its too big, it wont f-fit" you moaned out, "Ill make it fit, slut" Jeanne said pushing in more.

soon it was all in and were streched out deliciously around it. you whimpered pressing your face into the cool sheets. Jeanne stayed still until you gave the ok to move. Both her and Bayonetta were entranced by how your cunt looked wrapped around this new cock.

When you started rocking back onto it with a whine Bayonetta grabbed your hips to still you. "now, now, love ask for it and take whats given" you whined again at being denied "please, please fuck me, please i-i need it" you whimpered wanting Jeanne to move. To pound you hole.

It seems they took pity on your pathetic cries and Jeanne started fucking the dick into you while Bayonetta started circling your clit. They both quickly brought you to the edge. "i-i-immmm gonna cummmm" you moaned out clenching on the intrusive toy wanting to keep it inside. Jeanne stopped moving causing you to try and rock back onto it but Bayonetta's grip on your ass stopped you. "please, please, please" you chanted over and over.

"such a desperate little whore" Jeanne said pulling the toy all the way to the tip, thrusting it back into slowly. lazily fucking you for a few thrusts, nothing to bring you over the edge.

you whined and whimpered, still chanting out pleases mixed with their titles. this went on for what felt like hours but was only in reality a few minutes.

"oh Jeanne give it to them, look how good they're being for us" bayonetta cooed rubbing your back and ass. Jeanne relented "you're right Cereza, such a good little slut for us indeed" she started moving it faster, squirting more lube onto the toy and your hole so she could slide it in and out without hurting you. once satisfied she begin moving it faster snd faster touching your clit in the process. "AAW FUCK!!" you screamed out as your girlfriend roughly pounded that monster cock into you.

They both cooed at you, Bayonetta slapping your ass before moving you in tandem to the toy pistoning in and out of you, causing tears to fall from your eyes and you to basically scream in pleasure as the 2 rearranged your insides.

They pushed right over the edge, with white hot pleasure causing your vision to blur for a second. you convulsed as you came taking in more of the toy as Jeanne slowed down her thrusts until pulling out once you had calmed. you whimpered at the lose of fullness.

"Aww look at that" Bayonetta said touching your wore out pussy, spreading your lips to see your stretched out hole still clenching and twitching. your pussy now creamy from the rough fucking. She leaned in and licked your slit causing you to jolt and cry out. "sen-sensitive" you breathed out. "Oh I know, I just adore you like this" Bayonetta said and she began to devour you. pushing you on your back and gripping your thighs to keep them open as you desperately tried to close them. you cried out as Cereza worked you over sliding her tongue deeply inside you. she moaned at the taste of you as you babbled incoherently. she finally stopped letting you collapse on the bed when you came.

your lay there boneless and twitching slightly as your girlfriends start cooing and cleaning you up. "such a good little pet" Jeanne said kissing the top of your head gingerly before she helped you into a hoodie as Bayonetta wiped the cum from your thighs gently as to not further stimulate your already overstimulated form. soon enough you were cuddled between the 2 witches as you drifted off into sleep. "you're the perfect model for us" bayonetta said as she played with a strand of your hair as you rest against her collar bone. Jeanne kisses the small expanse of skin at the back of your neck your hoodie doesnt cover.

they truly loved when you modelled for them and were already planning the next thing to get you.

finally im fucking done. you do not understand how long this was in my drafts, i meant to post this last year. i had more ideas but fuck if i remember them its been so long. anyway i hope you enjoyed this more than i did seeing it in my drafts everytime i opened them.

[poisonousroxstar]

If you're still doing bayonetta, could you do some headcannons of tokyo!bayo with a reader that wants to Rollerblade/skate but is a bit clumsy? I loved roller blading/skating and I fall a lot after not doing it for a long time. The relationship can be platonic or the reader can be bayos child.

Bite-sized Imagine:

Learning to rollerskate with Tokyo!Bayonetta

Plot: Tokyo!Bayo teaches you to skate!

Contains: Yandere (nothing shown.)

Notes: I hope you guys had an amazing Halloween! Been super duper lazy :/)

B1 Bayonetta, Shibuyanetta, or simply Tokyo!Bayo is very encouraging of her darling's endeavors. I see Tokyo!Bayo being more like a sister-figure then a mother figure, as she seems to have more of a teen street-kid personality then the other Bayos.

Your clumsiness is something she both finds cute and concerning. Cute, because you look adorable and funny whenever you trip over yourself, and concern because of how frequently you hurt yourself. You remind her of Luka sometimes.

She's happy to teach you to rollerskate or relearn to rollerskate. She encourages you to keep going after every fumble, but she will tease you here and there so be ready. It's never mean-spirited, though.

When your skating improves, Tokyo!Bayo will definitely skate with you more frequently. She'll show off a ton of her tricks to you, many of which you probably won't be able to replicate. Any praise you give her gets a cocky smile from Tokyo!Bayo.

The moments you two have to yourselves as you skate become a bonding thing for you both, cruising the streets of Shibuya on your rollarskates.

If you're a witch/sage, contracted with the same demon/similar angel, these skating moments definitely become apart of your angel/demon hunts. Tokyo!Bayo will definitely have a competition against you on who can get the most kills with their rollarskates first.

To add onto that, she'll definitely have a race against you. Now, she'll go easy on you -- especially if you're not magical -- but will definitely make a lot of playful comments during all of it. She does still get a bit concerned if you trip a lot still, but she'll always be there to give you support no matter what.

[terabyteturtle]

Hello my fellow gamer! 😁

May I please request headcanons for Bayonetta, Joker, Sora, and Zero Suit Samus reacting to their female S/O surprising them at the Smash mansion and spoiling them with delicious food like this?

Yay, my first SSBU request! That food looks so good, I don't think I could choose just one picture. Anyway, I hope you savor this just like the fighters would savor that food!

Bayonetta

- "Why, thank you darling, I'm famished!"

- She will eat the entire plate and then ask for seconds.

- Bayonetta has the best table manners you could possibly imagine. Even if she's ravenous, you'll never catch her eating like a wild animal, especially not in front of you. She looks so elegant while she eats and somehow manages to never get a single crumb on her face.

- She will happily feed some to Gomorrah. It may be a spawn of Satan, but hey, demons need to eat too.

- Speaking of which, Gomorrah now loves you for this.

- She'll make sure that you have some too; she refuses to eat unless you eat with her.

- As a pleasant conversationalist, she has plenty of things to talk about. Bayonetta will happily listen to whatever you might have to say, but she'll definitely be the one to direct the conversation.

- She adores your smiling face as you both dine with delight.

- Between you, Bayo, and Gomorrah, there will be no leftovers; every last morsel will be gone.

- After you're done, she'll give you a big hug and a smooch, thanking you again for the delicious meal.

- You better believe that she will return the favor when you least expect it.

- After you're done eating, she'll insist that you relax while she cleans everything up.

- If you still have room in your stomach, Bayonetta will probably pamper you with dessert. Don't try to deny it; you'll only end up losing the fight.

- "Oh please, after all you've done for me, you deserve it, darling."

Joker

- The first thing he'll notice walking into the mansion is the smell filling the air.

- It's an amazing scent, and he'll be pleasantly surprised to see you in the kitchen.

- He doesn't even realize how hungry he is until he sees all of the food there, waiting for him.

- He'll eat so much, it's not even funny.

- Morgana will tell him to slow down numerous times, and Joker will completely ignore him every single time.

- You and Morgana will have to keep an eye on him because there's a large possibility that he might choke.

- He nearly did choke at one point, which was super scary.

- If Morgana tries to steal some, Joker will swat his paw away.

- He'll definitely have more than one plate of food. Good thing you made extra.

- When he first starts eating, he'll wolf everything down and all his manners will go out the window. As he continues, he'll slow down to a normal pace and eat like a normal person.

- He'll apologize afterward for being so messy and will help you clean up afterward.

- Leftovers for later? Hell yeah.

- Expect him to ask you for the recipes. He totally isn't gonna steal them to impress his friends back home.

- He'll give you a sweet kiss on the forehead as thanks for everything you've done for him.

- Post-dinner cuddles! That meal hit all the right spots, and the best thing to do now is to relax and let everything settle.

Sora

- He'll get SO excited.

- "Woah, this is all for me?! Thanks!"

- He'll eat way more than you expect him to. You'd never think that much food could fit inside his stomach. He'll just keep eating and eating and eating some more.

- You'll have to hide some food if you want leftovers, because at the rate Sora will go, it won't look like he's stopping anytime soon.

- He wants to show his appreciation as much as he can, so he tries to eat a ton. Sora won't wolf everything down, but he'll eat at a quicker pace than one should.

- Sora thinks everything is delicious; he literally has hearts in his eyes from how in love with the food he is.

- Looking up and seeing you chuckling and smiling at him makes everything even better. Just knowing that you made the food fills him with joy.

- He won't stop thanking you for everything. He'll say it ten times before he even starts eating.

- He keeps trying to talk to you while he eats. You constantly have to remind him to swallow his food before he starts speaking.

- When he's finished, he finishes it off with a big burp and leans back in his seat, hands patting his stomach. He'll thank you for the thousandth time before getting up to give you a hug.

- Ten minutes later, Sora'll get a massive stomachache from how much food he ate. He doesn't mind though; in his eyes, it was all worth it.

Zero Suit Samus

- She'll be shocked at first. All of this food is for her and her alone? No, this doesn't feel right.

- She'll feel bad that you went through all of this hassle just for her. But once you reassure her that it's no trouble at all and you're more than happy to cook for her, that tiny smile of hers will finally appear on her face.

- Samus insists that you eat with her. You've done all this hard work, you deserve to sit back and relax for a change.

- Out of all four characters mentioned here, she is the most calm about the whole thing. Don't mistake this for a lack of care; she greatly appreciates what you did for her.

- Out of all four characters, she's also the one who leaves the most leftovers. She wants to make it last; it sucks to spend hours on food only to have people eat all of it in one fell swoop in nearly half the time.

- She remains quiet for the most part, listening to what you have to say without interruption and only giving input when necessary.

- You can see the gratitude in her eyes as she consumes everything.

- Afterward, she thanks you calmly and helps you clean up.

- After a wonderful meal like that, movie night is a must.

[cerezzzita]

🌙 ˖ . ᵎᵎ nightime mooncakes ✦ 2Bayonetta x Fem!Reader

⌕ synopsis: “There's nothing like spending the night with your beloved Umbra Witch.”

notes: finally took time to work on this wip, a little bit more and it would create spider webs. hey! told you all that I would feed the Bayo fandom, and here I am! I'm happy with how that oneshot resulted good, my writing seems more smooth here. yet ummm, the ending to me it's kinda... meh. hope y'all enjoy it because GODDAMNIT THIS FANDOM NEEDS MORE FOOD MORE FANFICS AM I RIGHT?? oh, how could I forget? this plot was born thanks to this writing prompts list! it's just so good, maybe we'll have more of these with an certain lil red devil hohoho

✦ read on ao3

♡ word count: 628

♡ tags: fem!reader, 2nd pov (you/yours), only the sweetest of the sweet with that adorable sexy witch <3

ⓘ gif's not mine !!

So strongly bluish were the silk sheets that they easily merged with the glimpse of the night sky highlighted by the open window, the light scent of rosemary spread in the room's air made everything even more relaxing and welcoming. A smiling sigh left your lips as your body settled over the silky fabric that enveloped the soft mattress, such contact made every muscle soften and forget for a few seconds any stress you had at that day. 

Not far away, a fragrance of diamond lilies possessed the surroundings, overcoming the scent of rosemary with a hint of freshness as company. Your permanent smile widened, and lying on your side you had a wryly angelic vision of your dear Cereza emerging from the bathroom of your shared room, her short ebony hair being dried gracefully by a terry towel, her body adorned in an amethyst satin nightgown subtly reaching her thighs and the beautiful face without her infamous glasses. She was quick to capture your watchful gaze, cocking corner by corner of her lips a smile of movement so solemnly akin to a cat's dexterity.

“What do you admire so much, my little mooncake?” Cereza articulated the query in her smooth voice and intoxicating accent.

You chuckled through your nose, lying on your stomach, your legs crossed in the air.

“You, obviously.” your answer was steeped in amusement. The smile of your beloved Umbra Witch softened, along with her captivating quartz gray eyes. “Is there another beauty in this room other than you, Cerezita?”

The well-known Bayonetta walked towards you with gentle, feline steps, her long plump legs moving with politeness; she leaned over you and placed both hands on either side of your arms, the veil of avidity dressing every feature of her alluring face.

“I'm looking at her right now,” in a honeyed whisper, Cereza nuzzled the tip of her nose with yours, laughing softly and lovingly. Goosebumps formed trails all over your body in the company of a warm feeling in your inner being.

Embarrassed and without retort, you discreetly pulled your face away from hers, your hands running affectionately like silent snakes from the arms to the shoulders of the Umbra Witch; the mingled scent of rosemary and diamond lilies there on her satiny skin.

Cereza's throat rumbled something like a luscious, delectable purr, her slender body slowly snuggling up to yours. Within seconds, you were both entwined on the azure sheets, laying your head on the witch's ample breasts and circling your arms around her curvy waist. In return, Cereza looped her leg through yours and hugged your torso; breathing in the sweet smell of your hair, occasionally peppering your forehead with butterfly-light kisses.

“Hm…” you did, murmuring against her skin. “I wanna be big spoon this time.”

“But you're tiny,” she couldn't help the short laugh at the end of the sentence, her voice slightly muffled.

You lifted your head with your chin finding support on one of Cereza's soft breasts, your lips forming a ready pout.

“Just this once?”

The Umbra Witch's gray irises stared at your asking features. An ebony brow rising along the left corner of her rosy smile.

“That puppy dog ​​face of yours isn't going to work for me, mooncake,” Cereza pinched the bridge of your nose lightly between her fingers. You grumbled, smiling with warm cheeks.

Your face was guided by the witch's warm hand back to her bust, you closed your eyes and relaxed into the loving arms of your beloved one. For one last time that night, Cereza placed a permanent kiss on your forehead. The comfort of sleep lulled both of you, the most special memory before Morpheus relaxed your mind was a velvety whisper of "I love you" originated from your Cereza.

cerezzzita©, 2022 · all rights reserved ⓘ do not copy, edit, steal or claim as yours

[karume-everything-else]

Flufftober 2023

Day 27: "Hold my hand, my ex is right there... please?" [Reader x Bayonetta (Cerasa)] {Bayonetta}

It was so weird how extravagantly Bayonetta dressed to go do the most simple of tasks. Here she was getting Halloween decorations decked out in a sleek, form-fitting, slit-up-to-her-hip dress and matching fur collar, while you were in a cozy sweater and jeans.

You felt a little underdressed to say the least.

And yet, she was making a man named Enzo carry all the bags. Apparently, he owed her for several things and while you could only guess what those things were...

You thought that was best left a mystery.

But, being out with someone as gorgeous as Bayonetta meant most, if not all eyes were on you. You looked homely among regular people, but next to Bayonetta... you might as well look homeless.

Though, thankfully you spotted someone you purely disliked long before they could spot you.

"Hey, Ceresa, would you hold my hand real quick?"

"Love, whatever do you need to ask for?" Her hand was in and around yours in seconds, "You know I don't mind you being a little grabby."

With the color rising on your face, "It's just... my ex is right over there. And I doubt they'd believe I'm out with you in any context if..."

That sultry laugh, Christ on a cracker you'd never get enough of it, "Well, I do love a good revenge plot. Maybe we should go say hi? Really show them how close we are."

You were gonna die. Bayonetta would be the end of you, you knew this. She was too forward and flirty for her own good... especially when it came to saying things in public. But she just giggled at you, kissing your cheek in a very possessive way while you short-circuited.

[aldryrththerainbowheart]

Serendipitous Meeting

Fandom: Bayonetta

Tags: Male!Cereza x reader

Note: I've finally done the unthinkable! I've turned my and @cerezzzita 's chaotic conversations into sort of a headcanon ficlet. This is for people with very specific wants and needs, so basically for me and maybe three other people.

Might add part two, we'll see.

You were just putting some flowers on your gradmothers grave for her anniversary when you heard a ruckus not far away. Understandably curious, you headed in direction of the strange noise.

When you came closer, a stray bullet almost hit your forehead, instead it landed in the stone pillar next to you. Quickly, you dove behind one the tombstones. There, behind the tombstone next to yours, you found pudgy stout man spitting profanities in italian.

Amidst the chaos, you saw as a roof of a mausoleum suddenly burst open, as if someone, or something fell on it. But you didn’t saw anything. Your puzzlement grew as you heard mettalic ringing of a blade sqinging right above you.

With a terrified yelp, you scrambled away on all fours. Even as you looked around in your hasty escape, you didn’t saw anything, but you felt it, this otherworldy presence.

„Look out!“ You heard the mens voice, but you had no chance to react. There, in the sliver between realities, you saw a horrifing monster. And you were too stunned to even be afraid.

Luckily for you, there was a guardian angel watching after you that day. Bullets wheezed past you as a man in black laid waste to the terrifying creatures. You were so confused and helpless that all you could do was cover your head with your arms and cover in the midst of battle.

Gunshots, inhuman screeches and dying gurgles were switches for deathly silence. When you finally braved yourself to unfurl yours arms from your eyes you saw him.

Precariously perched a tone of the tombstones, impressively long legs clad entirely in black, as your eyes travelled up and up, you saw a golden medallion with moon incrested on it, which rested on even more impressive chest, you almost darted your eyes away in embarassment. When you finally rested your vision on his face, the first thing you noticed was an elegant sleek glasses perched upon perfect thin nose. You weren’t used to seeing these types of glasses on men, they usually opted for something for angular, big, and masculine, but as your eyes glided over his beautiful countenance, you must admit they suited him well. You were too ensnared by the mans appearance that it took you some time to notice that his brows were cinched in annoyance.

„Ugh, Rodin has truly outdone himself this time. To think I had to cancel afternoon sermon for this handful of low-ranked vermin…“ the mysterious man stopped dusting himself off when he saw one of the creatures under next to him on the ground, trying to crawl away. He looked at it in disdain and without another thought raised on his legs high above his head, then slammed it right over creatures head. „…how tacky.“

The man’s deep, smooth voice curled around your ear like a whisp of perfumed smoke. You almost missed the wet crunch of the skull underneath his boot.

With a flick of his wrist, as if benevolently dismissing this whole affair, he turned to the italian, which looked even shorter standing next to him.

„Honestly, finding a real challenge in these parts would be…what’s that word again? When you find something good without looking for it?“

„Serendipity.“ You heard yourself say.

You saw the man’s shoulders tense, then slowly, he turned to you and you were once again helpless victim to that smokey grey gaze.

„You…you can see me?“ He took one step towards you, head tilting to the side like a cat, eyeing its next prey.

You haven’t got the chance to answer. A shadow appeared above you and you saw a stone boulder hurling towards you. You had your breath nocked out of you as much larger body knocked your over and thrown you to safety.

The last thing you remember before passing out was a feeling of two generous pectorals mushed against your face.

[sinshinsin]

Dearest one.

[Minor DNI!]

As if a cost for her love, you have to deal with her teasing. You see this as a win-win.

tw/cw ?? Teasing, Pet names

f/c !! [Bayonetta series] Bayonetta/Cereza

further information !? [fem!reader] [subby ahh reader] [reader is Bayonetta's wife]

She's nothing but a loving wife to you.

There's no wonder if she spoils you with everything from this world. You just have to sit nicely and tell whatever you want, and expect that being in front of you tomorrow. And sure, you also love her as much as she loves you.

But hey, it's not your beloved Bayonetta if we don't talk about her teasing.

"Oh? Good morning love, didn't know you're a morning person," She says as she sees your eyes slowly fluttering open. "Cereza, what time is it?" The lady only chuckles at your query. "Love, there's still enough time for us to stay in this bed caressing each other. Unless, you want the other way around," as she winks one of her eyes.

As you feel her hands trailing down to your hips, Bayonetta's lips touched yours in passionate manners. You kissed back, closing your eyes as both of you melt into each other. Her other hand caressing your cheek, slowly cut the kiss. "May I, princess?" Oh, you swear she'll be the death of you.

"Yes, I thought a hundred yes will do."

Bayonetta smiles as she hovered over you, closing the gap between both of you. "You didn't know how much I want to hold you dearly in my arms yet at the same time tease you to death," you blushed at her statement. She kissed you once again, but this one is shorter as she trails her kisses down to your jaw. Her skilled hands undressed your garments so quickly, then continuing her kisses to your jaw.

As her lips touched your neck, you can't help but let out a whimper. Then calling her name in a whisper. Cereza starts leaving hickeys on your jaw and neck, never too early to leave a hickey she thought.

Bayonetta stopped the action for a second, just to close her lips to one of your ear. "I could guarantee you won't get your imagination straight for the rest of the day. And that's, if you can think other than me." Said the Umbran Witch as she started to undressing your undergarments.

A/N: Bayonetta 3 just gave me great time to cry

[ardynsflower]

hiii merry christmas ik im late but still hehe anyways i hope ure doing good :D could i get bayonetta taking care of their s/o bc they r sick hcs?? i am sick rn sobbing 💔💔 tysm!! love ur work they literally save me

Ofc !! Sorry for being late tho my phone was dead for a bunch of time lol. Hope u feel better stay safe !

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-Bayo mostly react as confused the first time you���ll tell her. She’s a witch, she can’t really get sick. She’s not stupid tho, she’ll try ask Jeanne for tips, by her being more implanted in society.

-When Jeanne is done explaining and giving everything you’d need depending on your sickness, Bayo will come as fast as possible to save her little black cat from his curse.

-Medics, water, fresh or warmer blankets, ask her anything it’s okay she got the stamina and speed.

-Since she can’t get sick, you can ask her for affection, with your limits and all, she’ll respect them with every part of her soul. She’s super clingy too 🫶.

-Using money for you isn’t a problem so if you want more blankets and all, tell her, she will go get them for you and be back with even more things.

-When you got a super high fever, in the outside, she seems calm, but is super anxious inside. Always here to get you when you’ll faint tho!! She always has an eye on you.

-The Umbra had special recipes, (hc) and she got the book to cook them ! (They’re mostly sweet but some are like any other recipes.) But if you can’t eat, it’s okay, still gonna find something else.

-You’ll get better in not so much time ! They were medical witches and she’ll use their techniques for you.

-In overall, your tall affectionate and fancy wife would do anything to help you🖤.

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Bon repos, dear.

[amphibiahawks321]

[Bayonetta and M!Reader hold hands]

M!Reader :

[Wears a shirt that says "If lost return to sugar mommy"]

Bayonetta :

[Wears a shirt that says "I'm sugar mommy"]

M!Reader : I hope you're proud of yourself -////_////-

Bayonetta : [chuckles] I definitely am~

[kiss his forehead with a smile]

M!Reader : •////﹏////•

[winnieiscalmeth]

Notes: Bayonetta with a reader that tends to forget to take care of themselves. (Forgetting to eat, constantly thirsty, hair is messy, sleep deprived, etc)

Proof read?: nop

Sometimes you would have to work from home, so she can check up on you from time to time to see if you need anything or remind you to not overwork yourself. Whenever you fell asleep on your desk she'd pick you up and putting you in bed:

Bayonetta shook her head at your hunched figure. Your face was merged with the keyboard and drool started to form. "I thought I told you to go to bed, Kitty"

"M' not done with my paperwork" You mumbled tiredly. Your body hit the bed and you felt blankets drape over you.

"And it can wait until tomorrow dear. You've been at it since this morning" She planted a kiss on your forehead.

If you followed her on her witch duties, she'd try her best to bring snacks for you on the road. She would give you a lollipop if the risk of you either overdosing and passing out or bouncing off the walls like a child on a sugar rush tenfold wasnt high. She brushes your hair as best as she can whenever it gets messy after an encounter. (of course with her laughing at it first)

Oh and don't go out with anything random on you'll never hear the end of it. She doesn't care if you come out in a long sleeve or even a sweater and baggy pants, but a hoodie in 90-degree weather?

"No wonder you are always thirsty, you have this hoodie on!" Bayonetta tugged on the hem of the hoodie.

"Oh come on it was the only thing washed" You slouched

"And what is on your feet?"

"...boots?"

it's almost 90 degrees honey! At least lose the hoodie."

 You both took an immediate trip to a nearby clothing store to get you something cooler to wear.

Bayonetta scolds you for forgetting to eat or washing a load of laundry the night before. She acts like she hates it, but can't help adoring you.

[starycloudz]

Bayonetta x kawaiicore reader!☆

Warnings: none! Just fluff!!

(Mabey a ooc Bayonetta?)

Headcanons!:

. Bayonetta absolutely loves how cute you are! Every thing is so cute! To the accessories, the clothes, the...Every thing!

. She definitely makes you do a little fashion show for her! ( lol :3 )

. Every time she goes out to fight angels and demons of the sorts, she always comes back with something for you! <3

. Definitely takes you out on shopping sprees with Jeanne.

. Let's you ramble about your interests to her.

. If you even mention something in your shopping list she'll get it for you right away!

. She also let's you dress her up in all of your adorable clothes♡

. Onetime, she was fighting an angel, and a star hair clip you gave her got broken. She was so sad. </3 When she got home you comforted her that it was ok and you'll make a bracelet for her instead!

She now has it as a charm on one of her guns.

. Speaking of making bracelets..she also loves to make them with you! (If you don't do this then idk man)

.You guys now have matching bracelets.

. In conclusion, she loves you and your fashion cents ♡ 10/10 girlfriend!

☆°.________________.°☆

I hope this isn't to short...

[biohazardousbunnywrites]

fuck it im having omegaverse brain rot again rn

Finally

alpha!bayojeanne x gn!omega!reader

They never thought it would happen, yet there you stand your sweet sent engulfing their senses.

Summary: Bayonetta and Jeanne have been searching for their omega for years. Learning they were fated mates caused quite a stir in covenant hundreds of years ago which started the search but as time passed they soon gave up. Especially with the encroaching war and Bayonetta being sealed away, and Jeanne dying with her soul being sent to inferno. Finding the one who would complete them became a distant memory, a goal lost in time, at least to Jeanne, Bayonetta wants to try again, after feeling a certain yearning for the past few months suddenly.

warnings: omegaverse, nsfw thoughts but no smut....yet, heats and ruts mentioned.

It was a warm spring day and Bayonetta and her mate Jeanne were traversing the city from store to store as they did on their days off.

They passed by and alpha/omega pair and a twinge of jealousy was felt through them. Though they had given up the search for their fated omega years ago it still hurt knowing they'd never get to help with a drop or during a heat. sure they help eachother with their ruts but it left something to be desired from time to time.

Of course Bayonetta knew why Jeanne was so hesitant and she didnt want to push her into it. After getting her memory back and breaking Jeanne's mind control she wanted to only focus on the other alpha for awhile. Hearing the loneliness her Jeanne felt broke her, and after nearly losing her to inferno she only wanted to focus on Jeanne but its been years and the desire for your fated ones never goes away until you are complete. No matter how much you stamp it down.

The moment passed as quickly as it came and they resumed their walk going to another store. "you know Jeanne, i think sometimes we should restart the search for our omega" Bayonetta said examining herself in the mirror as she tries on an extravagant hat. Jeanne turns from her place looking over the scarfs to look at her mate "oh dont be so ridiculous Ceraza, we'll never find them. How do we know they're even alive?" she brought up a good point. Bayonetta considered it. "You're right but I think it wouldnt hurt to try." she also had a good point. They dropped the subject for now, deciding instead to talk about the items, before going back to their shared appartment.

"you get so sentimental when your rut gets closer" Jeanne said as Bayonetta placed a warm kiss on her mating mark that sat proudly on Jeannes neck, Just below her ear. Bayonetta hummed in response "You're right, but still it would be nice to have an omega to protect, to fuck, to love" she said moving to straddle Jeanne who looked up at her black hair lover. They had been discussing the proposition over and over again since it was brought up in the store. "Let me think more about it, but you are right" Jeanne asked. she spent so long alone while Bayonetta was sealed away that she tried to find their third in the mean time but kept coming up empty. It was soul crushing for her during that time and she didnt want to go through that again. It might be easier now with her Ceraza by her side. Not as disappointing because now she would have someone to hold still during the nights when the world seemed colder and darker than before.

"Think about it as long as you want, my love, but i hope to do consider it, Ive felt a yearning for a few months now and i know you have as well, it just feels different now, like they're close" Bayonetta says, she was right about Jeanne feeling a yearning.

Jeanne looked up at her and sighed "I do feel it" it felt like she was going burst. she's hasnt felt this since before her and Ceraza were mated. she knew it meant they were close but she didnt want to be disappointed again. her own fear was standing in her way. especially since that feeling came and went.

They decided to get ready for the day as Jeanne started to get quiet and Bayonetta didnt want to push, they had talked about this topic many times but this time it was different. she understood Jeanne's hesitation despite the feeling of their mate being close. with that feeling coming and going over the past few months was concerning, it meant their mate was moving around and what if one day they never came back. Thats why she wants to find them.

Bayonetta went to the gates of hell to meet with Rodin about a job he had for her. Jeanne left to go to her day job at a school, as they both decided to meet for Dinner at a newish restaurant in town they hadnt tried yet.

After finishing beating up angels at another mobsters funeral she was meant to oversee she freshened up at home before going to the restaurant where Jeanne was waiting for her outside.

Upon entering the restaurant they were hit with a delicious fruity sweet sent. Definitely omega. All omegas smelt sweet. This one however smelt sweeter. They looked at eachother in disbelief, they were close. they're omega was either here or frequented the place.

They were lead to a table by a waitress, not their mate but a very cute omega regardless.

they looked over the menus but couldnt focus as the scent of gummy candy invaded their nostrils. they stumbled through their drink orders finding it incredibly hard to focus.

Abandoning the menus they looked around the place not seeing anyone looking as effected as them. if they could smell their omega their omega could smell them, Bayonetta's chocolate scent and Jeanne cinnamon scent but no one else was looking around.

some time passed as the pair grew increasingly frustrated with the fact they couldnt see their mate. they managed to order but neither ate anything. they were going to leave and come back thinking they frequented this place often but wasnt there at the moment, when an omega slammed through the kitchen door causing a loud bang. they were quite cute. they had s/c and h/l and h/c. their eyes scanned the dining room. they looked frazzled like they had been stressing. An alpha followed behind them and trying to talk them back into the kitchen. they werent wearing anything a cook would were. they were wearing (preferred outfit), not very suitable for restaurant work, especially one of this setting.

The omega ignored the concerned ramblings of the alpha as their eyes landed on the pair of witches. they gave a small smile before looking quite scared? and running back into the kitchen. the entire dining room had turned when the doors slammed open. everyone started whispering about what that could've been.

Bayonetta and Jeanne looked at eachother concerned and without talking agreed on their next move. Both slipped away to the bathroom. Normally they dont care who sees them use their powers as they slip into purgatorio but usually theres a lot of commotion and destruction happening. in quiet situations like these it would raise alarm if 2 women summoned glowing portals and then disappeared.

once in purgatorio, they made their way into the kitchen where their mate was hiding. the room was bustling with cooks working and the chef moving through looking over work.

The pair of alphas made their way to back where the scent of fruity candy was the strongest. the loading dock. there the omega was sitting seemingly having a panic attack as the alpha who had been behind them was trying to calm them. the scene angered the pair, Jeanne moreso than Bayonetta who wanted to listen in so she stopped Jeanne from doing anything.

"i told you not to go out there y/n" the alpha said, "you told me you werent ready yet and that you didn't want to be with an alpha, and as your brother its my job to protect you" he continued.

the omega looked up "their smells are overwhelming, i couldn't control myself, i needed to see, they're beautiful, i dont know what to do b/n, i think im gonna drop, i want them to be here but they're gonna reject me, i just know it" they said trying to calm themself but finding it increasingly difficult.

"what do you need" b/n asked. "i need them but" "how about some juice? and im sure they wont reject you, take a drink, calm down and then you'll go introduce yourself, im sure theyre still out there trying to figure out whats wrong ok?" the omega nodded starting to calm.

"they're scared of us" said Bayonetta looking to Jeanne. Jeanne looked statue still gazing at their mate. she wanted nothing more than to reach out and touch them.

In hundreds of years, They never thought it would happen, yet there you stand your sweet sent engulfing their senses.

Just as they were going to turn back and go into the restaurant to wait for you to come to them, the heavens started to sing as those winged pests Affinity approached.

the alphas made an annoyed sound as they summoned weapons.

Before either of the witches could react one of the morons swooped in and grabbed their omega from where they sat. which effectively managed to scare the poor thing enough they pass out.

The pair wasted no time jumping into action beating down the angels faster than they could ready their weapons. The 2 were fueled by the anger of these pests thinking they could put their hands on whats theirs.

eventually they got through the other angels. now focusing their attention to the one holding their omega who had yet to regain consciousness.

Jeanne rushed it while Bayonetta waited to catch their mate, having stepped out of purgatorio to do so.

They fell right into Bayonetta's arms who immediately went down to her knees so she could cuddle them close easier. Once Jeanne finished ripping apart the last Affinity she joined her mates.

The pair was in awe of the omega still cuddled close to Bayonetta's chest. Jeanne reached out hesitantly as if they would disappear if she moved to fast, and touch their cheek gently.

They started to stir, coming to. y/n opened their eyes which were unfocused at first. when having refocused they saw the two alphas looking at them warmly and concerned. they sat up out of Bayonetta's hold and looked at the two of them. "w-what are you two doing here? how did you get back here? was i in the air???" the omega rattled off question after question before the warm scent of Jeannes cinnamon and the rich chocolate of Bayonetta calmed them.

they let the alphas bring them back into their hold. "we'll tell you everything in due time, little one" bayonetta said trying stroking their hair.

soon enough the omega was calmly sleeping and they went back into purgatorio just as y/n's brother came back through the door holding a few bottles of juice, "i forgot to what juice you wanted, then dad wanted to talk to me sorry it took so long-" he stopped looking at the sleeping form of his sibling.

The pair of alphas made their way back to a place they could quietly come out of purgatorio.

Before long their omega left the kitchen calmly and came over properly introducing themself. the three mates had a lovely conversation, the only mention of the back was when the omega said they had a dream about them as they came out of their drop. the two apologized for not being there as the omega assured them it was ok and they're the one who ran away.

Eventually the three parted ways with phone numbers exchanged. they talked through the night on the phone, lets be for real. as their omega wanted to take things slow. the two witches didnt show their disappointment but they waited hundreds of years, they could wait a few months, plus its not like they dont know who their mate is anymore.

finally.

gonna do a part 2, thats gonna be mostly smut. i would've done it in this part but i couldn't get a good flow to do that. gonna do some headcanons also of all the characters just bc why not. even if i dont write for those characters. hope you enjoyed and that it wasnt awful, im very rusty when it comes to writing stories and i also have never been good at writing stories i feel like.