#BatJokes

[xilinjiangart]

Somebody help him out he’s STUCK!!! 😔

[kailjoi]

sketch for my wife

full on my twt or bsky

she was struggling to remember the words "ride" "cowgirl" or "straddle" and just sent me the silly doodle under the cut and said she wanted me to draw it lmao

"can you tell which one is bruce?"

yes, i can

[clownandout]

[scrobbery]

Uhm uhhh uh. They’re gonna make out (explode)

[ahcrazyfrogmyfavouritesong]

Batman- Catwoman (2021) was horrible, but at least we got Joker in swag outfits, nice art and the one funny panel where Bruce starts talking about smelling the Joker after him and Selina had their moment.

He has the hat, he has the hat!!

Like come on now!

Pathetic little guy.

Honorable mention- Old woman Selina save me

Kickass art is by Clay Mann and Tomeu Morey!

(These guys deserve to be paired with a competent writer 😔)

[thekillingjokehaha]

[mydarlingbat]

Excuse me let's talk about Batman begins, the dark Knight, and the dark Knight rises. Look I'm not going to even go too deep into this, but i have to point out the fact that Batman was willing to let Bane die. He did let ra's al ghul died, but this man saved the Joker, and he thought about letting him die, but he couldn't. He just couldn't. I mean I was watching the dark Knight rises yesterday, and Batman told Bane that he will have his permission to die. Let's not forget Batman would be responsible for his death, because he did knock the mask off his face, and Batman told Jim Gordon to shoot the bridge for the train to not get to it's destination, so he was kind of responsible for his death too. Also he literally stayed there, and have a conversation with The Joker. Like what? Soon after he informs him about Harvey dent he leaves. I can not tell you how much this man is obsessed with this clown. He probably still will be talking to him if the Joker didn't mention Harvey dent.

[spocks-husband]

Just finished Deadly Duo: Batman and Joker today, and as usual I collected a bunch of panels where I thought Brucie looked hot-- mostly for my own purposes but also to share with you all. The story in this comic is pretty fun! If you're a BatJokes enjoyer you'll definitely like it.

Anyways, the art is gorgeous and my boyfriend is sooo so hot and you should look at him <<3

[miss-cherry-red]

Fun fact. In the Lego universe (specifically lego batman family matters) Jason did not die. He became Red Hood because Batman unplugged his gaming PC.

So yeah BatJokes can be Batfam in the legoverse!

I can only see Batman x Joker when it's bad dad Bruce because in my heart I know if he actually loves his kids (cough, Jason, cough) he would NOT tap that!!!

[kailjoi]

another one

full on my twt or bsky

[jacocoon]

I forgive you Joker, U are a good boy

[mogamuncher]

The two best reasons to ship anything are:

1.Incredible, deep and detailed narrative themes. The parallels that seem to hit just right, the narrative foils that they can be to each other, the intricate dynamic that's both extremely complex and easily understood. The juxtaposition between something that's harsh and undoubtedly toxic, with the softer undertones, the parts where you read in-between the lines and find a mutual feeling of loneliness from both parts, their intrinsic understanding of each other comes from the mere fact that they're each others mirrored reflections and shadows. In the end both sides will be together forever, and you as an audience can clearly see their tragedy laid out before in a path that blurs pure anguish and tender romance

2.It would be so fucking funny

[batsyx]

He knows his boo so well. 🥰

[mitytheclown]

"but they are not canon"

Do I look like I give a fuck

[ditzybat]

the lego batman movie reads like it was written by jason and tim mocking bruce and dick, like you can’t tell me the batjokes isnt there to piss bruce off, courtesy of tim, or the whole scaly panties thing isn’t jason making fun of the robin uniform

[wonderwoona]

…yeah to be honest i think i destroyed with this one