#BatJokes

[stag-b0nes]

I'm going insane

[screwyoubatjokesiscanon]

This is the kinda ships i like, and I'm pretty sure that speaks volumes about just how messed up i am- lmao i am Not sound of mind

[bougiebutchbinch]

I just think that Joker would sidle up to Bruce Wayne at a urinal and be like 'pissing all by yourself handsome? ;)' and Bruce Wayne would be like 'we are in the bathroom of my heavily secured penthouse apartment. on the 101st floor. how the FUCK did you get up here'

but, crucially, he would not stop pissing

[joker-ka]

Batman #144

[bepoucorp]

kitty scritches....

[screwyoubatjokesiscanon]

Now KISS!

*Smashes faces together*

Batman (vol.2) #017

[teacuptako]

[capesnjapes]

Happy Hush 2 day, batjokes fans~

[screwyoubatjokesiscanon]

Aight. Back to the Batjokes Rabbithole I go.

I'll ship them for the rest of my life, I'm pretty sure-

I wanna hear your favorite ship from the DCU and why.

I don't mean why as in "they're cute" or "they work well together", I wanna hear bullshit reasoning like "they have opposite color coding" or "they hate eachother"

[jacocoon]

I forgive you Joker, U are a good boy

[bougiebutchbinch]

I think Batman should wake up at least twice a year in an abandoned warehouse covered in clown paint, and there should be a solid five minutes where he just doesn't know if he and the Joker fought and knocked each other out or had sex

[joker-ka]

Batman #159

[screwyoubatjokesiscanon]

Joker sleeps with a Bat-plushy is canon. Fight me.

[ditzyclownz]

I love them 🃏🖤🦇