#BatJokes

[bepoucorp]

some 1966 batjokes in these trying times...

[mydarlingbat]

[sillyjokes]

Keen observation? What do you mean by that Batman.

[aroacespacerock]

mhm yeah nice ship dude but what if, and hear me out on this, they were both girls

[ksseha]

🫂

[jacocoon]

I forgive you Joker, U are a good boy

[mydarlingbat]

[you-would-turn-it-off-halfway]

Part-5

My Bisexual Icons of Lex (in the closet) Luthor

[ditzybat]

the lego batman movie reads like it was written by jason and tim mocking bruce and dick, like you can’t tell me the batjokes isnt there to piss bruce off, courtesy of tim, or the whole scaly panties thing isn’t jason making fun of the robin uniform

[plague-vulture]

gotham is filled with evil homosexuals so I think having a buff dude in high-tec latex underwear pinning them to the ground doesn't really help the crime situation actually

[mogamuncher]

The two best reasons to ship anything are:

1.Incredible, deep and detailed narrative themes. The parallels that seem to hit just right, the narrative foils that they can be to each other, the intricate dynamic that's both extremely complex and easily understood. The juxtaposition between something that's harsh and undoubtedly toxic, with the softer undertones, the parts where you read in-between the lines and find a mutual feeling of loneliness from both parts, their intrinsic understanding of each other comes from the mere fact that they're each others mirrored reflections and shadows. In the end both sides will be together forever, and you as an audience can clearly see their tragedy laid out before in a path that blurs pure anguish and tender romance

2.It would be so fucking funny

[tiredfrogclown]

I’m dying 😭

[robinsleeping]

Dad coded

[13ag21k]

What if I was a lonely brooding man but my features softened as I stared at you adoringly?

[mitytheclown]

"but they are not canon"

Do I look like I give a fuck

[tiredfrogclown]

!!!

Their relationship is very difficult and complicated, but I love them anyway <3