#Barty is like my dream husband ooc

[bat-b0y-barty]

what’s good, baddies?

My name is Barty Crouch jr, aka, the better Crouch

my pronouns are he/they and I am one of them gays

I’m a Ravenclaw, I’m sixteen, I’m Italian, I’m a hottie, I’m just a girl, and I’m also deaf, so if I catch one of you making fun of me for it, I will kill you with no hesitation 🎀

Likes: skateboarding, spray painting, reading (don’t tell no one though), cooking and baking, girls day with my main baddies, drinking the blood of a virgin /j (or am I not joking), and throwing amazing parties

Dislikes: annoying ass people, the man who impregnated my mother, homophobes, transphobes, racists, ableists, and basically anyone who’s an asshole

People I know:

@evans-roses - my boyfriend, Evan

@im-not-drowning-you-are - my bestie boo, Regulus

@sirius-ly-awesome - Sirius, Reggie‘s older brother

@prongs-plural - James. I’d let his dad hit if he asked

@everyhouseishaunted - Remus, aka, the hottest Gryffindor I’ve ever seen

@the-hb-prince - Lily’s friend, Severus

@go-lonedove-xo - fellow Ravenclaw, Xenophilius

@dumb-german-boy - a very funny Gryffindor, Peter

@frank-n-bottom - Frank. He has the best last name I’ve ever heard

@beetlethebards-second-coming - a very nosy reporter, Rita In realtà ucciditi, per favore

@bella-tricks-skeeter - Reggie‘s cousin, Bellatrix Vaffanculo. Vaffanculo. Vaffanculo

@euphemia-effie-potter - Potter’s mother (her + her husband = my dream threesome)

@cygnus-druella-black - Reggie‘s auntie and uncle Voglio strappare la loro pelle dai loro corpi e fare una carta da parati con essa

ooc below the cut

Hey everyone, I just wanna say that I do NOT support jkr at all. This is indeed a roleplay blog and if you don’t like it, then dni

my main is @aidens-ocean-galaxy

[esperhuntress]

Ozpin, James, and Dr. Oobleck are so hot.