#Bakugo honestly just happy to see someone else burn on Izuku's ire for once after no one believing it exists: oh?

[tora-the-cat]

Izuku: So you have a weight limit on your quirk, but is it a weight limit or a mass limit? Like, if you were on the moon-

Someone in the distance: MIDORIYA!

Tenya, sitting up, ready to fight: Who was that?

Izuku: Hm? Oh, probably Shinsou-kun. Anyway so if you were on-

Tsuyu: ...why?

Izuku: Because gravity is lower on the moon, so theoret-

Tsuyu: No, why is Shinsou-kun yelling for you?

Katsuki, more recognizable by scream, also in the distance: WHAT DID DEKU DO THIS TIME?

Izuku: Probably because I stole his hair dye. So-

Todoroki, blinking back to full awareness: His what?

Katsuki, breaking into maniacal laughter: HOLY SHIT!! BWAHAHAHA! HOLY SHIT??

Izuku: His. Purple hair dye? That he uses to dye his hair?

Tenya:

Tsuyu:

Ochako: ....His wh-

Shoto, way too excited, sitting upright: I knew it.

Izuku: Wait. You guys...didn't think that was natural, did you? It's purple!

Tsuyu: Your hair is naturally green.

Izuku, dyes his hair green: Yeah, and? So is yours?

Tsuyu: Is purple....that much stranger?

Izuku: I mean. Given his parentage, I would say so.

Shoto, leaning forward, eyes gleaming: His what?

Izuku, itching his cheek nervously: Ah! Oh, I- I probably shouldn't say-

Hitoshi, roots dyed black, crashing through the door to Izuku's room: You.

Izuku, blinking his big doe-eyes: Me?

Hitoshi: What the hell is your problem?

Izuku: ???

Ochako, shifting in front of Izuku, ride or die: What's your problem?

Tenya: You are supposed to knock before entering a room that is not your own!

Tsuyu: mhm.

Shoto, eyeing Hitoshi's hair like a cat eyes a canary: What. Is up with your hair.

Hitoshi, glaring murder at Izuku: Someone dyed my roots while I was sleeping.

Izuku, innocent face falling for a sly smirk usually reserved for fights with Katsuki: Really? That's the best you got?

Hitoshi: ....huh?

Izuku: Dyed your hair while you were asleep?

Hitoshi:

Izuku: You expect us to believe that you slept through your hair being dyed?

Hitoshi:

Izuku: It's okay, I already told them I stole your hair dye. You can just ask for it back.

Hitoshi: ...What.

Izuku: In my defense, I didn't know you dying your hair was a secret! Don't look at me like that!

Hitoshi: What? Are you talking about?

Shoto: You dye your hair. You dye your hair purple. Your natural hair color is black. I knew it. I knew it.

Ochako, pumping her fist: Mina owes me BIG TIME!

Hitoshi: What are you people fucking talking about. Don't tell me you believe-

Ochako: I knew backing one of your theories would pay off eventually! I always believed you, Shoto-kun!

Shoto: Thank you. That means a lot to me. Shinsou, do you have anything to say?

Hitoshi: No. This is not happening. You people are crazy. This is not happening.

Tsuyu: .....Where'd Izuku-kun go?

Izuku, coming back from his closet with a bottle of half-full purple hair-dye: Here ya go, Hitoshi-kun! =)

Hitoshi, staring at the bottle like it killed his family: You. You sick bastard. You've played them all like fiddles.

Ochako, rolling her eyes: Oh, don't be dramatic. Just admit Deku got you, fair and square.

Izuku, leaning back hesitantly: ....Do you not want it back?

Hitoshi, vibrating with anger: I'm going to get you back for this. I don't know how, but I will.

Izuku: For....stealing your dye? I'm sorry, I didn't know you would get so angry. It was just supposed to be a joke!

Hitoshi: For making people believe that I'm Aizawa-sensei's kid, you-

Izuku, not smirking but Hitoshi swears to god he can see it in his eyes: But....I never said that? Black is the most common hair color in the country! Why...why would you jump straight to that conclusion?

Hitoshi:

Izuku: ....unless-

Hitoshi: *lunges for Izuku's fucking throat*

Izuku: *already out the window running for his life*

Ochako, jumping to her feet: Should we help? We should help.

Shoto, pulling out his conspiracy theory notebook: No. We have more important work to do.

Ochako: But-

Tsuyu: You need evidence to cash in your bet.

Tenya: Should we really be betting on-

Ochako: You're absolutely right Tsu. Priorities are important.

Tenya: ....I'll go get Aizawa-

Shoto: No. No are you serious do you want to fight me right now do you know how long I've been waiting for-

Tenya: I! Will go get...All Might?

Izuku, laughing as something large crashes in the distance: Come on! Can't you take a joke?

Shoto: ... Okay Yeah. That's probably a good idea actually.