#Baise

[belladevnirfou]

Tous mes amants sont bâtis En Hercule et bien montés Depuis qu’à la ville je suis partie Des tas de vits veulent planter L’enfant que tu as enfantée       Si maman si, si maman si       Si tu voyais mon mistigri       Rempli jour et nuit, si maman si       Il s’est fait un paquet d’amis       Et mon cul aussi Les garçons défilent dans mon arrière-train Quand je me penche à la fenêtre Tiens ! voilà Jean-Jacques, Paul et Mathurin Eux aussi monteront peut-être Bibliquement me re-connaître       Si maman si, si maman si       Si tu voyais mon mistigri       Rempli jour et nuit, si maman si       Il s’est fait un paquet d’amis       Et mon cul aussi Mon ventre est confortable, bien au chaud Rien ne laisse entrer le vent Je reprends du poil de la bête à deux dos J’étais bien trop seule avant Sans rien derrière ni devant       Si maman si, si maman si       Si tu voyais mon mistigri       Rempli jour et nuit, si maman si       Il s’est fait un paquet d’amis       Et mon cul aussi       Si maman si, si maman si (ad lib.) Sur l’air de « Si maman si » (France Gall)

[unteriors]

Youjiang District, Baise, Guangxi.

[s0ftand0nly]

A random assortment of kurapika’s past and present allies

[pannacottababy]

I am no better than a man (I fell for Baise as I am drawing this)

For @greedislandchallenge !

[clarabecker001]

Salut les chéris 👄💦🍆.

Moi c'est Clara , disponible pour vos rencontres coquines sans lendemain.

[gamat3000]

[hxhmobage]

new baise & palm cards!!

[wrappedinsunlight]

“Every single person that i kiss becomes my willing slave” 💋

[mechadeimos]

[onepiecewantedposter]

Baise

Name: Baise Japanese name: ベーゼ (Bēze) Romanized name: Bēze Epithet(s): The Elegant Manipulator Codename: Instant Lover Race: Human Occupations: Professional Hunter Family: Unknown Affiliations: Hunter Association

Bounty Offered: 90,000,000 Berries Capture: Dead or Alive

Age: 27 years old Birth Date: Unknown Height: 1.75 m Blood Type: A Origin: Unknown Residence: Yorknew City (formerly) Status: Deceased

Reasons for Capture:

Dangerous emotional manipulation ability, capable of controlling whoever she kisses, posing a risk to national security. Involved in the protection of Neon Nostrade, which links her to black market activities in Yorknew City. Her arrogance and underestimation of opponents, especially against members of the Phantom Troupe, demonstrate the need for preemptive intervention by the World Government. History of confronting powerful adversaries without considering her own safety, which could lead to dangerous situations for others.

Nombre: Baise Nombre japonés: ベーゼ (Bēze) Nombre romanizado: Bēze Epíteto(s): La Manipuladora Elegante Nombre Clave: Instant Lover Raza: Humana Ocupaciones: Hunter Profesional Familia: Desconocida Afiliaciones: Asociación de Hunters

Recompensa Ofrecida: 90.000.000 Berries Captura: Vivo o Muerto

Edad: 27 años Fecha de Nacimiento: Desconocida Altura: 1.75 m Grupo Sanguíneo: A Origen: Desconocido Residencia: Yorknew City (anteriormente) Estado: Fallecida

Motivos de captura:

Peligrosa habilidad de manipulación emocional, capaz de controlar a quien besa, lo que plantea un riesgo para la seguridad nacional. Involucrada en la protección de Neon Nostrade, lo que la vincula a actividades del mercado negro en Yorknew City. Su arrogancia y subestimación de oponentes, especialmente contra miembros de la Tropa Fantasma, demuestran la necesidad de intervención preventiva del Gobierno Mundial. Historia de afrontar adversarios poderosos sin considerar su propia seguridad, lo que podría llevar a situaciones peligrosas para otras personas.

[pannacottababy]

Gifts for my friend on tiktok (Click on Phinks for more detail)

This drawing was supposed to be another New Year's gift but I got busy doing my thesis.

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[gamat3000]

[intairnwetrust]

Archeron Sisters dressed up as Winx Club characters

Art by @Jessdraw.s on Instagram

[mechadeimos]

[pix-writes]

I just watched Pride&Prejudice and I cannot stop thinking about love confessions, how would the Grunkles confess their feelings? I imagine Mabel wanting so bad to do a sort of kiss the girl situation with a boat and romantic music lmao

I find it difficult to say exactly how they would both confess their feelings, just because I think it really depends on the relationship and certain circumstances to be honest?

But, yeah! I definitely think Mabel would want to intervene (and therefore rope Dipper into helping her), using her adorable powers for good intentions, but ultimately perhaps is a little more niave than she realises when it comes to trying to set adults up with each other lol ^_^' I love Mabel, her heart is in exactly the right place (so I forgive her immediately), but she is a 13-ish year old girl! Setting people up in such cliche/obvious scenarios could very likely go wrong, and by wrong I mean her efforts may not have the outcomes she expects! (btw I'm not saying it would backfire terribly, but it might deter some suitors if just from sheer awkwardness)

To be honest and fair to her, she is right these grumpy grunkles DO need pushing in the right direction✨towards you, beautiful reader! ✨especially in the initial stages, she will definitely be encouraging them to talk to you, get them to try to open up and talk with you about what interests you might have and maybe share, so they (she) can know if they're the right match for them. She's their biggest cheerleader and supporter and she'll have bragging rights at your eventual wedding because of course she knew you were right for each other! Mabel simply loves love! (more under cut)

Realistically though, I think after the events surrounding the Love God and the Stans' lives after the series ends, I think Mabel will be just a tad less chaotic/intense with her matchmaker tendencies and in turn the grunkles may brush her off (gently) from any big, romatic set-ups. They certianly don't need their grand-niece to orchestrate getting somebody's number or asking someone on a date! Anyways, romance is complicated and the grunkles have too much baggage to want to launch into something so suddenly.

Though they will cave in under some of her advice/encouragements to spend time with you, however that may be (like I said, they both have a track record of being a bit hopeless lol). And she is a good source of some creative date ideas, too.

I think Stan would most likely want to make more of his confession, make it on a date night where you go to some nice restaurant by the sea or something, but either he backs out of it for some reason or another and feels like he's floundering, he just needs to tell you, what's scary about that? (ah, the fear of rejection, we all know it!) Instead, it ends up slipping out of his mouth in a more mundane setting. Like maybe you're both on the porch, you come back with a drink, not just for yourself but for him too, or you've come round to help him because both of the kids got the flu and he needs someone to go to the store, or he's helping you unpack your groceries, or you're just talking shit and joking with each other one evening on the stan o war II - and he comes out with it causally, hardly thinking, "I love you, you know?" or "Thanks, sweetheart. Love ya." and then once he realises what he's said it's like the moment has been shattered. He hasn't moved but he's panicking internally and trying to get his brain to catch up to his goddamn mouth to say something else - and then! You accept it. You say you love him too and he'll feel the relief of it once he's gone through another few minutes or so of disbelief that you love him back! haha ;w;

That doesn't mean he couldn't do the big confession, in fact, I think he'd give it his best shot, he can be romantic and he has watched a lot of period dramas and they seem silly to him in reality but shouldn't he try to do that for you? But it's in a very Stan way 😅 It's very sweet of him to make a lovey speech on your anniversary, even if he messed it up near the end and gave up on what he was trying to say. The fact that he loses some of his smooth composure in front of you just shows you how important you are to him, so its still effective. Oh, and he takes you out dancing too! Actions can be just a effective as words in this case ;) Stanley is here to sweep you off your feet one way or another and he damn well knows how to give you a fun night out (Now shush and make out with me in the stanmobile, handsome!)

Ford would likely be a little the same, just different in approach. I think he'd like to make his confession privately, even if you're on a date, he wants it to feel like its between you both. He feels those three words in his throat like its stuck there all the time, it crops up in those little moments, he's watching you tidy up the lab or putting a blanket over stan and the kids who have fallen asleep on the boat, or in the morning when you're both in the kitchen waiting for the coffee to be done and he's marvelling at the wonder and beauty that is you in the early sunrise and how you seemed to love him, something he never expected to happen - but he feels like he can't say it, he wants so badly to say it, but he doesn't know how to just 'bring it up' and then the moment passes. Until the next one. Then he starts getting frustrated with himself, why can't he simply get the words out? What if you don't really like him as he has begun to believe and you reject him? Why must he hold himself in this limbo? He needs to move forwards!

But he doesn't know how to bring it up, he's created speeches in his head or written his confession down, he scoffs at himself for acting like some lovesick teenager when he discards draft number 11 and goes to put it into the shredder (so no one can come across it accidentally and read it). I feel like it could go a lot of ways, perhaps you indicate, not too overtly or too subtly, some hint towards your love for him on a date and it gives him the push he needs to finally say it. In this instance, he tries his best to do a small speech about his love for you, stuttering a little as he confesses, because he sees how you're looking at him and it's making his heart beat faster because, oh wow, you love him too! Maybe he doesn't finish because you can't take it any longer and give him a smooch. yay! ^-^

Or in one of those small everyday moments he bites the bullet and confesses. Or maybe you're going out on one of your shared adventures and he stops you for a moment to blurt it out, unable to contain it because he wants you to know why he's so protective over you before you go any further.

"I love you, (name). I think I've loved you for some time now, and I hope you do too? I just... didn't know how to say it, before."