I was reminded of this ridiculous bit from the DMBJCQ manhua.
Pangzi decides he wants to have new pictures taken of the Iron Triangle and has the brilliant idea that he knows a couple of people with cameras! Why not use them!
So he sends out the call!
Paparazzi on paparazzi violence, LOL.
Picture taking time!
Waiiiit a minute
WAIT A MINUTE
In all fairness, Pangzi, what did you expect?
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Canonicals Tournament Round 1, Match 7
Match 7 is between Bai Haotian from Reunion: The Sound of the Providence (shizun/mentor: Wu Xie) and Rong Hao from Love Between Fairy and Devil (shizun: Chi Di Nu Zi)
Propaganda under the cut! (Warning: Propaganda may include spoilers about the characters and their media)
Bai Haotian:
Bai Haotian -- Little Bai -- is introduced as a supervisor in the mysterious Warehouse 11 which the protagonist, Wu Xie, is trying to infiltrate. She's tiny, she's chipper, She's A Fan, she has a slightly girlier version of Wu Xie's haircut and Absolutely No Chill. What follows is an interestingly asymmetrical relationship where he is canny, resourceful, indomitable, and she knows so much more than she's telling -- youth, expertise, and adoration in a tiny gamine package. When they are fired from Warehouse 11 she becomes his student in scurrilous antique-dealing and 'how to point the knife away from you when there's danger'. (She's young. She's picking things up as she goes.)
She flirts with Wu Xie throughout (he is politely discouraging and occasionally flustered) and the platonic affection and mutual protectiveness is so strong I could cut it with a butter knife.
Rong Hao:
This guy tried so hard to destroy three realms and murdered so many people so that his shizun could be alive and well.
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[ID: "Two iron pots hanging over a campfire. Title reads, ‘Peanuts, by Thimblerig’." End ID]
Chapters: 2/2
Fandom: 盗墓笔记重启 | The Lost Tomb Reboot (TV), 盗墓笔记 - 南派三叔 | The Grave Robbers' Chronicles - Xu Lei, The Lost Tomb - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Rape/Non-Con
Relationships: Bai Haotian & Wu Xie
Characters: Bai Haotian, Wu Xie (DMBJ Series)
Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Rape Aftermath, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Missing Scene, Fic and Podfic, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes
Summary:
After the escape from Mr Jiao's camp, Xiao-Bai cannot sleep.
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Drawn for @mekare-art for the DMBJ Rarepair Exchange 2022
Increasingly thinly veiled excuses for Xiao Bai and A'Tou to spent time together, aka Xiao Bai asks A'Tou to investigate something found in warehouse eleven and then that becomes a regular occurance.
View at full res over on Ao3
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If you're taking asks for the wip meme, I'd love to hear more about/get a snippet from the bai haotian/zhu hong fic. I never would have thought of those two characters together on my own but I love them??!!
THESE TWO, sad about their crushes being gay! current opening:
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Bai Haotian sniffled, and took another swallow of Tsing Tao. It wasn’t as crisp and refreshing as when she’d first sat down at her lonely end of the bar, but then that had been four beers ago. She soldiered grimly on, finished the glass, and licked the foam off her upper lip with her tongue. Then she put her head down on her arms and fought back another threatening wave of tears. It was terrible. Everything was terrible. Wu Xie was terrible, except he wasn’t, he was wonderful, and he didn’t love her, and he never would. He’d made that clear very early on, in his cautious, polite way. The very kindness with which he’d let her know he wasn’t available made a fresh surge of longing sweep through her. Even rejecting her, he was thoughtful! It was so unfair, and also terrible. She sniffled again, and raised her head to signal for another beer.
Instead of the bartender, though, she saw a very pretty woman sitting at the opposite end of the bar, one hand upraised, fingers barely waving in a small acknowledgement. Xiao Bai blinked. The young woman looked as stricken as Xiao Bai felt, her leather jacket half off one shoulder, white silk blouse rumpled, scarlet lipstick smeared onto the rims of the half-dozen glasses in front of her. Well, at least she could handle her booze, Xiao Bai thought, and tentatively raised her hand to wave back.
The woman smiled, caught the bartender’s attention, and before she knew it Xiao Bai was looking down at a cocktail, slice of orange twisted around a bright red cherry. “Amaretto sour,” said the bartender briefly, then jerked his chin in the direction of the disheveled pretty woman. “From the other lady.”
Xiao Bai felt very flattered, with a pinprick of curiosity puncturing her bubble of misery. “Tell her thank you,” she said, bravely, “and I would like to order one for her, as well.”
“You can tell her yourself,” said a voice at her elbow, and Xiao Bai had to pull back a little to focus on the source: the pretty woman had left her seat and was now sliding onto the stool at right angles to Xiao Bai’s, half-finished beer gripped in one hand. Up close, she was even prettier, with porcelain skin that not even her smudged makeup and flushed cheeks could conceal. “Thought you looked like you could use some company.”
send me 🌹 and i’ll give you a sentence from one of my wips ♥
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