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queen-susans-revenge · 25 days ago

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Whelp. I've seen enough... This is easily the worst Dragon Age installment in the franchise. (Not for "woke" reasons. Just because it's pretty clear that there were top-down pressures on the team to try and make Dragon Age for the Fortnite crowd. Which is. An impossible mandate.)

#this new Dragon Age game is too stupid to hold my attention against the tide of the real world #Baby's First Dragon Age is for somebody maybe. I hope. It clearly wasn't made for me.#I'm sad about it because DAMN could I use a good escape right now. And I cared a lot about the first three DA games #this is like a Zelda-fied Dragon Age #the only former DA fans I've seen so far who liked it are the big Final Fantasy fans #so FF just doesn't hit for me and this doesn't either. I'm happy for the people it works for.#I just kinda hate the childish/cartoony aesthetic and narrative frame. I don't think it works for DA at all #Dragon Age: Kiddie Time. I hope it reaches the intended audience so I might get a DA:5 #that's the nicest perspective I can hold on it

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