#Baby are you a poorly implemented hash function?
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sorry I just gotta let y'all see the previous tags
Do you have improper cooling?
Are your fans not spinning fast enough?
Was your heatsink not installed right?
Did you forget thermal paste?
Cuz baby, you are HOT!
#prev tags#Baby ̦ did you set all your exponent bits to 0b1?#Because if I were to rank you from 1 to 10 you'd be NaN#Baby are you a poorly implemented hash function?#Because I get the feeling we're going to collide repeatedly#Baby are you a replacement for an if-then chain?#Because I'd switch for you#Baby are we components of a compiled program?#Because I want to get linked#Hey baby are you Kyber?#Because everyone is obsessed with you right now#Hey baby are you the NSA?#Because you're making me vulnerable to backdoor attacks#Hey baby ̦ let's just say Diffie-Hellman keys aren't the only thing I want to exchange#Baby ̦ you don't have to use ' OR '1'='1' -- to inject your code into me#Baby are you ready to be thread unsafe?#Because I want to do some simultaneous reading AND writing#Baby are you the coordinator node?#Because I'd obey your instructions any day#Baby are you an open socket?#Because I'm listening#Baby are you a sole maintainer of a critical open source library?#Because responsibility isn't going to be the only thing on your shoulders tonight
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