#BUT i have absolutely no problem with others body hqs and i think theyre cool i think theyre all valid these r just mine!

[lordiavoloremade]

just gonna do body hqs cause im bored! theyre not rly super diverse but ill explain why in the tags. tw for body image (theres pics of shirtless men in here too if thts triggering) bdd / ed mentions (theyre not in depth but vague)

lucifer - trapezoid. a LIL chunky but not really ( ithink he has bdd so thats why you see him in every outfit all covered up? even his swimsuit he wears a shirt) hes mostly regulated to office work and dealing with his brothers so its not like he has much time to work out (n he seems to be a person who relaxes by quiet time) he is still like. Buff? but lil soft. you get me? im trying to say he has SLIGHTLY an ass. slightly.

mammon - idfk what shape he is but i know that he is like, inverted triangle ish. very very toned / muscular (we can see he works out keeps up his figure in chats n shit so also beauty standards seem to exist in the devildom too which :,) ) he has small hips, n a toned ass but its not much sorry

levi - alright listen i know the game says he has abs but i cant believe it. he is a lanky twink. his body is swimmer shaped (very long torso) i mean he is a fucking fish. he is very thin and like seems like the type of person who never gains weight even if their diet is abhorent. i exclusively went to hs with these types of boys and i hate them everyday. definately boney. like he is not the best to snuggle with sorry.

satan - again similar to lucifer, but hes a bit lighter. think of a jogger / runner body type? i think he prolly goes on light jogs from now and then, so lil toned, but less so than lucifer but were going to give satan the third fattest ass here because he deserves it.

asmo - oh definately like. asmo has gone through mannnnnnyyy body types. whatever was popular for the time. usually hes on the thinner side but you should see how cute he is chubby! hell show u pics! just ask! slightly toned but not really, but he is REALLY thin. like uh, celebrity level of thin. its probably not the healthiest thing, and i think asmo probably has suffered with bdd and eds at some point in his lifetime, sporadically.

beel - oh hunk. literally. he isnt as big as diavolo, but he is the second chunkiest. ripped to fuckin shreds my guy. he has a wide figure, but i dont really like the beel = chubby thing given that hes the one thts always eating and ahhhhhh u know? im fat so. he has a basketball players build, very tall, lil chonk, big muscle. second fattest ass here.

belphie - duh hes not toned. literally mans is sleeping all the time. hes not like fat but he is soft. levi i can MAYBE see being like swimmer toned but belphie i completely refuse to believe he has ANY fucking muscles. like if you do why. boy has the fattest ass. evil men usually have fat asses.

[trashworldblog]

i think the "nice doing business with you" line from the s5 finale is definitely going to have significance to season 6. there are too many examples of innocuous lines that end up being foreshadowing to overlook it. it's also a general rule of genies that they can't bring things back from the dead, so i think that's going to end up playing into whatever the "deal" with ryan was. the genie could've said it was against the rules to bring prof back, so ryan made another deal to get him back (1/2)

[i think there's also going to be a conflict with time travel in season 6. it's such an integral part of the show, and ryan definitely screwed the timeline by bringing prof and his family back. if we hadn't seen the article with the photo of the prof and his parents' fossils, then i would be a little less convinced of this, but because its explicitly shown onscreen, its very likely that something will go wrong with the timeline (2/2)

oh i also think that the substitute survived defenestration, but i think he's going to be a minor antagonist next season. just a nuisance, if you will. like yeah he's still a problem, but there are much bigger fish to fry than a 1'2" puppet hologram with an obsession with murder (3/3)]

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sorry for taking so long!! this has been sitting in my drafts and ive been slowly pulling my thoughts together on this so its taken me some time!! (plus ive been chillin with the holidays and such) i appreciate this ask so much!

!disclaimer! i may accidentally pull from shane's commentary on the season finale on pateron. im doing my best not to because i know some people dont have access to patreon content. (plus its fun to make it more challenging) all puppet history lore is like marbles in my brain and its hard to separate what ideas came from where. im doin my best tho!

ok lets jump into it!

i am So. Curious. on how ryan and the genies whole deal is gonna shake out. was that it? will there be consequences? i have a feeling we'll be seeing some kind of fallout from this wish. it feels like they cut their conversation very short for a very specific reason. theres gotta be something going on there.

I think that ryan didnt *technically* wish the professor back to life, he just wished the professor back to the present. i also like the idea used in @ask-the-substitute that ryan used his 3 wishes to bring the professor back and thats how the profs mom and dad got to the present. its so perfect, i love it. just the idea of ryan thinking the first wish didnt work so then he tried again, and again. incredible.

i am curious if there is gonna be any time travel conflict! im not sure what that would look like (my brain kinda melts when it comes to timey wimey bullshit). honestly this is the part im the most unsure of. like theyre probably is consequences, but i dont even know where to start for what that would look like. i still like to think that the article showing the professor's family's bones just faded away like how people in photos did in back to the future.

the substitute ABSOLUTELY survived the defenestration!! watcher hq is one story and im slightly convinced the substitute cant die (unless we go by hot daga hologram logic, in that case you would need a witch and a volcano to kill most holograms [and i dont have a volcano handy])

i hope the substitute turns into either

1) a minor villan thats more annoying/funny then anything.

2) character redemption arc. we really like this funky guy and it would be cool to see him chill out with the stabby stabby. (just a little, he can stabby stabby as a treat)

now it would be REALLY FUNNY if the substitute did ad reads for future seasons Especially for nord vpn and other online security stuff.

i think the bigger fish to fry is gonna be those puppets trapped in the wonderium arena!! we gotta get them outta there and back into their earthly bodies!! how is that gonna happen??? god is asleep, the devil isnt gonna help, and neither is the genie. how the hell do you even get to a purgatory like that? dorthy ruth has moved on even though her husband isnt really dead!!!

what im really curious about for next season is

1) who is gonna be the musical guest. if the professor cant time travel, where is he gonna get his musical talents? will he reuse the substitutes tech to make guests?

2) any new stuff to go with our new professor??

3) are dino mom and dad gonna be involved? casually mentioned? i really hope a guest asks if the professor has a family just so that he can excitedly say "yes!! i do :D"

those are most of my thoughts going into s6! pretty excited to see what next season is going to look like! not sure if its gonna be lore heavy. ill be keeping an eye peeled for any hints 👀 either way, im excited to learn :)