#BUT WHOOOO BO Y

[snoopsnoop07]

TIMESKIP OSAMU MIYA X GOJO X INO X READER

By Sophie, Phoenix and mai😈😈 (English ain’t my first language btw - Phoenix)

SMUT TO ANGST

DON'T READ IF UR SAD😨😨😭😭 No miners allowed😡 or ur going to get it lil bro, you’ll become the sussy imposter from among us.👿👿

It was a beautiful sunny morning I thought as I looked out my apartment window. Today was the day my glorious king skibidi bae Ino Takuma comes back from work. I sighed and looked at a picture of him that was sitting on my desk. Ugh he looks so fine in the photo. (What The photo looks like)

Ima go 𝓫𝓸𝓷𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 if I don't see my lil kitten soon I thought to myself. I get my ford f150 ready and start to drive to his workplace. While I was hitting the road there was an enormous gigantic car that looked like a cyclops that was a big back. It comes to me at full light speed and it crashes into me. Our car rolls up and down and left and right and it starts to float. Out of curiosity I open my door but then I slip and fall. I start to fall down quick as my body sways like an inflatable, I almost sharted myself until someone snatched me. My eyes were closed in fear but I heard something in the distance… ~now, now daddy's home darling~ no need to fret lil one” I open my eyes and I’m met with bright and luminous blinding blue eyes. I couldn't even tell it was blue because of how bright it was. It could almost make the whole city shine “shine bright like a diamond!!!” *the man covers ur eyes* “guessss whoooo” “Omg!!! It's Satoru Gojo!!!!” I smile and tears of happiness fall off my face “you crying?” He smirks. “O-omg gojo!!! Have you seen my bf???” I stammered. “No sussy Neko Chan!! We can go look for him though!!!” gojo said while smiling really goofy while sticking out his tongue REALLY wide while widening his eyes like a psycho ”

“First you gotta come back with me to my apartment and ur sussy bf will be there waiting 😈😈 we’re gonna give u the most devious little surprise” Gojo says smirking devilishly

Fast forward to gojos apartment

“It’s freaky time 😈😈😈😈” Gojo says as he slowly teasingly takes off his top. “G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-gojo San!!!! Nani are you doing?!?!” I exclaim. Suddenly, Osamu miya and Ino walk in!!! I blush and suddenly all my clothes start to grow wings and fly away. “Come here bbg” Osamu said while winking and licking his lips. “Let me ask you something…. You know where the place nonia is?” “w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-what is nonia?” I nervously stammer. "NONIA OF UR BUSINESS HAHAHAHAH” Ino laughs while laughing."ughhhhhhhhh that's not DATEBAYO ino🤬🤬🤬'' I growl “stop not being fanum tax baby gronk rizzler ino. Now let’s get freaky” gojo mentions and suddenly he whips it out like BOING BOING BOING and OH MY GOD??!!!! IT'S BOUNCING ON THE WALLS???? I then spread my legs apart “pls fill me up with the power of friendship and pls make me a sussy baka Ohio sigma skibidi baby gronk fanum tax grimace shake 10000 level gyat” I shake and bounce my ass for them “let me ask you Y/N…. Are you naughty? Or nice?..” Ino whispers in my ear

“because either way… we are about to give you the most devious backshots' ' Osamu mentions as he grimaces and oils me up. Gojo lifts me up and lays me down on the mattress “don’t worry… we’ll take real good care of you” Gojo says with an evil grin as he smacks my ass so hard it leaves a skibidi red hand print! Gojo then whips out his ohio grimace cock and shoves it in me. “ owchies!!! That’s going to leave a mark!!” Gojo starts to thrust at the speed of Phoenix slurping a grimace shake XD. “NUGHHHHHHHHH, YOUR TIGHTER THAN THE IMPOSTER FROM AMONG US NUHHHHHGGGGGGGGG '' gojo screams. “G-g-g-gojo senpai i'm going to bust😩😩” I said “BUST FOR ME MY LITTLE KITTEN WHISKERS NOWWWW, UGHHH, UR SO SKIBITI AND SIGMA'' gojo yells. Then gojo came. I lay on the bed breathing heavily but then I hear, “my turnnnnnn~” I look up and I see Ino my glorious pookie wookie dookie! “Uh ohhhh” I say

69 ohio Gyatt rizzler minutes later

We are all worked up, oiled up, and resting with each other on bed while making all the place wet. Until we hear a loud BOOM outside. It was a big radioactive explosion!!’

WARNING ANGST ALERT!!!! Do not read if emotional😞😞🙁🙁🙁🙁 PS. You might develop depression if you read this….

“G-g-g-g-g-g-guys… I’m scared…” I stutter “don’t worry dookie pookie… it will be us against the world” Osamu holds my hand “Y/N… we will meet in the next life” Ino whispers in my ear. I blush so much I look like a rotten tomato “Y/N… arigato.. sayonara~” Gojo smiles at me with his rotten Victorian child teeth. The radioactive bomb explodes our place and us and ends up disintegrating into bits of dust… just like Freddy Mercury (lead singer of Queen, y’all should know this🤬🤬) sang…. Another one…. Bites the dust…

THE END!! THANKS FOR READING AND STAY #POGGERS #WAP #LIVELAUGLOVE

[88-20]

in this house we love and support julian chase :)

[cattycaleb]

rewatching this ep makes me appreciate caduceus immensely, he has so much emotional intelligence and he doesn’t hesitate to express his wisdom in a calm and soothing manner like thank GOD, this party desperately needs that shit

[deepfried-dildos-again]

hi...it's me and um i just want anything...anything at all for lobo, theres like no content for him💀

sorry this is awkward for me, this is the first time im requesting something while not anonymous, and i just feel weird😭😭😭😭

Whoooo sorry it took so long to get to this I have been incredibly depressed and unmedicated but hey. I got to it. Merry Shitscram <3

Content warning: alcohol, smoking, swearing, mosh pit violence, shitty exes, vauge mentions of abuse, vauge mentions of mental health issues

The metal scene on stations is not for anyone. Lobo, however, wasn't just anyone. Since he was semi-dating you, he thought you weren't just anyone too. That's why he'd brought you to this surprisingly nice bar, to watch one of his favorite bands play a show.

You weren't exactly big into metal. Sure, you listened to Metallica every once in a while, but Lobo was constantly touting the musical skill of bands with names like Aborted Second Coming and Spider Vomit. Sure, the technical skill these guys had was impressive, but it was intimidating too.

Still, you loved him, so you'd agreed, and now you were sitting at the bar with earplugs in, sipping on a beer. The cold was nice on your tongue contrasted with the heat of the packed bodies, and you considered ordering another once you were finished, but decided against it. Lobo would probably be in no state to drive at the end of the night, and he couldn't well sleep at the bar. One beer was probably good enough.

Lobo, meanwhile, was barely in your sight, since he had jumped into the middle of a mosh. From what you could see, he was having a hell of a time, bodyslamming people and getting his nose broken. His mouth and chin were covered in his blue blood, and it was getting on his shirt, too. He caught your eye then, and flashed you a grin and a thumbs up. You smiled and gave him a thumbs up back. It was good to see him have fun.

After a few more minutes, he managed to extract himself from the mass of sweaty, girating bodies to make his way over to you.

"Babe, hey! How's th' beer?"

"It's good, Bo, you should probably- ah- here let me just get that."

You grabbed a couple of napkins and gently wiped at his bloodied face, much to his disappointment.

"Babe, baby, c- noooo, c'mon, lemme alone, 's fine! I'll clean it off later!"

"Lobo, angel, sugar, if you bleed too much on their floors the owner is gonna kick us out."

He sighed, finally ending his struggle and letting you wipe his face off. Once you'd finished, you kissed his nose, which made him much less sulky. He kissed you back, and the next thing you knew you were making out.

At this point, the previous band had moved on and the band that Lobo had come to see had finished setup. The moment the frontman announced "We are Bloodfuck!" Lobo pulled back excitedly.

"Sorry, hon, they're on, I gotta go!"

"Ok, ok, have fun!"

"Yer so cool I love ya."

Once he left, you ordered some water and went back to chilling. If you were being honest, the guitar in this band was pretty cool, very technical. You could see why he liked it, since Lobo was an avid lover of technical guitar skill.

And then you saw him.

You didn't notice him at first, since his hair was blonde now, not blue, but there he was. Your ex. The one who'd... god you could barely remember. You'd dated him in a really bad patch of your life, and he'd taken advantage of that to totally isolate you.

Then came that feeling. Rage? Hurt? Nausea? The feeling that came when you thought of him. So you took your water and sped to the bathroom.

Once you spent afew minutes of deep breathing and pacing around, you started to feel better, and went to go back to the bar, but were stopped by the door opening.

"There y' are..."

Lobo stepped in, leaning back on the door to give you both some privacy. He looked... worried. You were still getting used to that. He never seemed to get worried over anything else, except for maybe dolphins. And now you.

"Ya dissapeared, sugar, don't do that."

"Sorry, sorry, I just saw... just had some bad memories stirred up. I'm better now."

"Meanin'?"

"... I saw my ex. You know, the one I told you about."

"Oh! Jackass!"

"Yeah, Jackass."

"D'you... need anythin'? A hug, a murder, break his kneecaps a lil?"

"A hug would be nice. Don't do the other two things please."

"Awwwww, y' never lemme have any fun."

He did oblige though, pulling you into his arms. He was damp with sweat and smelled like salt and spilled beer and BO, but it was comforting.

"Y'wanna leave? Just so ya don't hafta see him."

"Babe, no, that band you like isn't done playing."

"And? I got th' CD and th' hoodie n junk. I can jus' catch em next time."

You pulled back and looked at him. He LOVED going to live shows. He got excited whenever he heard one was coming in. And he was going to leave in the middle of a set for you?

... That felt... nice. Like he cared about you. You weren't sure about exactly how he felt about you, but him offering that? It was nice.

"Lobo, I promise. We can stay."

He smiled at you, and then you both left the shitty bar bathroom. He stayed with you at the bar for a good while, but when the band announced their final encore, he made his way back to the pit.

And so did your ex.

Lobo noticed at the same time you did, and immediately shot you a look. You saw the question in that look, and nodded a yes as an answer. He smiled, then jumped on the stage, looking back to time his leap juuuuuust right...

Thud.

His drop coincided with the last note of the song, and he quickly got up and rushed over to you.

"C'mon c'mon we gotta go now 'fore the cops get here."

You took his hand, tossed the bartender a tip, and then sprinted to the door.

You knew he cared now.

[thoughtssminnd]

thoughts feb 6

10:07

currently with my sisters hehe in dodge city. I love them so much. any W HOO been thinking a lot but today has been a pretty great awesome day. today was my dads 60th birthday and it was nice all of us being together and celebrating together for my dad. mama Victoria has been pretty sick.. she not looking the greatest. I feel so bad. I can sense the energy and she really struggling and sick. I hope she gets better and has more years to live. it just sucks seeing her in pain. an y who. I love my Jesse. hehehe okay. well im currently just trying to think of ideas for my boring room challenge. I wanted to do something like how bedrooms used to be terrible for me, but now they mean the world to me and I love being in my room and just sitting their in silence or with music on. so so far of Amy idea is to crate a story of a girl who is struggling to create an idea for her challenge and then Bo O M she's like fuck it I have a cool room let me just show it off for you hahahaha. my room means the world to me I mean that is my safe place man. so ima do it and just try to be creative while im filming but I have to be really specific with the shots I take so im going to try to write them here.

- first shot is a shot of me being confused, what am I going to create? what am I going to say? well I can be like hmm this challenge man I need to find a room that is boring but what room? I mean I love my bedroom I can just use that....... but like its suppose to be a boring room<?!>>

- second shot hehehe moment, I go into my room and just observe it. look at it. feel it. just love it. I quickly do some shots of me quickly doing shots of my desk. my room. my prints. my quotes. my pictures.

- third shot Im like HEHEHHEHEHEHEH FUCK IT LETS JUST RECORD MY ROOM. THIS IS MY ROOM! A ROOM WHERE I AM HAPPY! A ROOM WHERE I CAN JUST BE MYSELF! A ROOM WHERE I CAN DANCE LIKE HOW EVER THE FUCK I WANT. A ROOM WHERE I THINK. A ROOM WHERE I FEEL SAFE AND LOVED. A ROOM WHERE I CAN JUST BE ME!! TRUE SELF OF MEEEEE OF ME ME EMEME EME ME THERES NO BORING ROOM IN MY LIFE. A ROOM, ALWAYS HAS A STORY, NO MATTER HOW DULL IT IS. NO MATTER IF THERES NOTHING IN THERE. THAT ROOM WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE. IT WAS AN IDEA PEOPLE THOUGHT OF. IT MEANT SOMETHING TO SOMEONE IT WAS BUILT FOR SOMEONE IT WAS BUILT BY A PERSON. WHO WANTED A BEDROOM ! IT MEANT SOMETHING. TO SOMEONE OR SOMETHING. HAHAH OKAY ANY WHOOOO YEAH MY BED ROOM IS FUCKEN COOL LET ME SHOW IT OFF TO YOU.

-fourth shot me just taking cool shots of the stuff in my room. maybe my desk and wants on it. a few of my books and what I read. myCD's. my prints of flowers . my plants . MONEY !!! my roller skates. my speaker my headphones, my chair. My MIRROr my zofu. my closet. my bed, my quiches. my pictures of nature. MY QUOTES !! ME just happy stretching doing m E !!!!!

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right here I am kinda stuck. I guess ill see how the filming process goes but I kinda wanted some action... maybe someone telling me wtf are you doing YOU CANT do this bedroom. or me thinking of fuck... what about when I move...? this isn't going to be my bedroom anymore. its going to be someone else's.. leave it with love. ....... you' know I have some ideas but Im just not sure. I just want some action or I can make the problem at the beginning more intense or something. hahaha but we will see. but I can brainstorm some more ideas as the day goes by

fifth shot maybe >??>>? it will be of me smiling a close up. smiling at how happy I am to just be in my room. by myself. alone. the love I have for my bedroom. ! . ! > !

okay well this is what I have so far. I mean hopefully I can have a clearer idea when I start filming tomorrow. I am kinda short on time but I think this is going to be an awesome film. a film, my best film. so far. it going to be awesome and I know for sure I am going to have my audience feel. feel what I AM feeling. I am super excited and can't wait to get started when I go back home tomorrow. but other than that.... hmmm lets seee if I have any more thoughts or what's been on my mind, well of course my Jesse love. I love him ahahaha he's the love E of mY Life. im actually going to see him later tonight, kinda nervous, but going to be sad because I won't see him for a while ;'( it will be okay. ill be a little love sick but ill get through it. ahhh I just love kissing him, I missed his lips, I missed everything of him, I miss all of it. but you' know I think it will be worth it at the end. I need to be patient . we will be together one day. <3 <3 <3 I know it.

any who. ummmmm I guess im still struggling with school but doing better. I actually have a test Tuesday ugh. I need to write down my lists more efficiently. but my goal for the month is to read for at least 20 min everyday. im gonna try to go to the book store and just chill there and read when I have time. I feel like when I go I feel like I can read for the WHOLE day, I love it I love reading and I want to include it more into my life. but okay. ummm.... this is all I have. good night to me, my body, my soul, everything, and good night to the world. sending much love to mr, sun, luna, stars, clouds, sky, my family, dad, mom, Ivan , Giselle, Iran, mama Victoria, papa Jose, Jesse <3, Marie, Nayeli, all my loved ones, I love you, with all my heart.

<3 <3 thank you. and truly grateful for another day.

[sasuga-joka]

Dissociates by thinking about how loved a shitty person is and u cant do shit to say how shit they are bc then that'd make u the bad guy