#BUT WHAT A DAY TO BE A BURAKHOVSKY SHIPPER FUCK YEAH THIS W IS MASSIVE

[shmowder]

Why does Daniil sound so happy when he finally exposes Aglaya's "lies" to Artemy? The title alone is something.

He's so dramatic, like a bitter ex happily showing you proof of why your new gf is a bad toxic person, and you should definitely break up.

Calling you "My dear Burakh" Asking you to come murder her. Oh my god, he is throwing a whole celebration, even nagging the army general to tag along there with him.

DANIIL CALM DOWN WHAT DID SHE DO TO YOU. I CAN'T. A twink loses one (1) malewife steppe man and turns into the death penalty's number one fan because of it.

He sounds so heartbroken and desperate for you to believe him. He doesn't even wait for day 12 to send this letter. He sends it immediately at 23:30 on day 11. I was farming shmoders when I received and my first instinct was to scream "NOT MY WIFE" Then continue trading my needles with children for drugs, Only then I ran out of the house in panic to the Cathedral.

Bonus: Capella rubbing salt into the wound after the Bachelor yelled to the whole town about Artemy's failing situationship.