#BUT I CANTTTTT UGHHHHH

[throwawayasoiafaccount]

i think the reason i’ve had to give up on watching hotd is because i can’t separate it from fire and blood.

i enjoyed fire and blood, fell in love with those characters, and was so excited to seem them brought to the big screen and yet it’s too different. and yet it’s still based on fire and blood so i should technically love it but it’s different and therefore i’m always disappointed because hotd could’ve been and should’ve been something amazing to me, and yet it’s not because it’s not fire and blood and therefore i can’t enjoy it in its own right because it’s not fire and blood and it’s not those characters stories it’s something different using those characters names so i end up feeling disturbed and disgusted by hotd…

does anyone understand?

[6-goldfish-in-a-trenchcoat]

Least favorite part of the day: laying in bed for hours after work because I cannot physically move until my back hurts slightly less

[korncest]

anon w the link here again :p

https://x.com/1Bae__/status/1825595713138626844

does this body not look like Leon’s with tattoos? c’mon… omg

NONNIE I WANT YOU SOSOSOSOSOOSOSODOSOSOSOSOSODOSSOSOSSOSOSOSOD BAD ILYILYILY WE HAVE THE SAME FEED!!!!!!

i saw that a few days ago and sent it to @nilpill LMFAOEODCC YOU GET ME UGHHHHH NGHHHHHHHH…. LINK FOR THE PPL!!

no cause i think kissing down a guy’s tummy is SO hot idc.. like leon loves it trust me omfg.. I CANTTTTT I CANTTTT!!!!!!!! i saw this in my inbox and my vibe flew to my hand like thor’s hammer 😩😩😩

[fuxkfacefave]

Ughhhhh I'm imagining before Alastor leaves for 7 years Vox tells him he's in love with him and he FROWNS auduhfhsjkkhfhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I canttttt

One-sided radiostatic is making me brain dead istg

[messylustt]

I love when men are like: he spread apart their girl's legs and groans when they see their cunt and thanks god and then they start eating them out

(imagine this both with Hobie and Miguel)

ughhhhh its so tasty. I canttttt

[desperate-whre]

i'm doing good too 💕 i know you said youre often too busy to masturbate as often as you used to so i'm real glad to hear you had two o's earlier. love that for you 💋 i'm getting ready for round two before bed myself- my heart's not really in it but i just wanna feel good haha

care to answer some more questions? how do you feel about-

edging

cockwarming/strapwarming

squirting

spanking

-🌼

I'm glad to hear that! ^^ I hope round 2 was good XD 👅 I sometimes do that when I'm going somewhere stressful- just to relieve some anxiety 😅😅😅 It's good for that! XD

Edging: I canttttt do thissssss! 😅 I need a partner to edge me because I'm too nice to myself XD But yeah, I like the idea!!

Cockwarming/Strapwarming: YES YES YES- ughhhhh. That's a very commen fantasy for me when I'm tired XDD I pick my favourite character of the day and sit in that fantasy until I get home and I'm all warm and slick down there 💕💛💕💛💕💛

Spanking: Nope. Not for me XD Just the word spanking is not for me. I also dislike the word 'cunny'. Bleh 😅.

What are your thoughts on those things? ^^

[francixoxoxo]

Millie I canttttt the jokes in this r making me giggle esp the bra one 😭😭😭 he’s just so UGHHHHH

millie i feel like you should write about giving alex a back massage because that anxious boy would have the most tense shoulders in the world and he’d be complaining about you taking care of him the whole time until you get a lil flirty about it and then he’s just blushing hehe

⋆౨ৎ𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓰𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓪𝓵𝓮𝔁 𝓪 𝓫𝓪𝓬𝓴 𝓻𝓾𝓫⋆౨ৎ 𝓯𝓮𝓶 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻 𝔁 𝓪𝓵𝓮𝔁 𝓷𝓲𝓵𝓼𝓮𝓷

"You look tense."

Alex looked up from where he was staring at his laptop, brow already furrowed. "I'm not."

A breathy laugh of disbelief escaped you. "Alex. You've been hunched over for hours. Of course you are."

He shifted his shoulders, as if trying to feel the stiffness. "Maybe a little. It's okay."

You set your book aside, crawling towards him on the couch. He lifted his arm without you even asking, a habit that would be hard to kill at this point. Settling yourself under it, you murmured, "You've been working so hard." One of your hands came up to his chest, rubbing it. "You're stressed."

He caught your hand in his, lifting it to his lips. "I'm fine, baby. You're the one who's supposed to be relaxing." After a long, stressful week, Alex had sat you down on the couch next to him, insisting that you rest, something neither of you ever did.

"I'm rested." You sat up, resting your chin on his shoulder and giving him a pleading look. "Can I give you a rub? Please?"

"Baby-" Alex's lips poised to form a no, but then he caught the look on your face, pausing. You were gazing up at him through your lashes, lips slightly pouted. He gave a hefty sigh, shutting his laptop and setting it on the coffee table. "Fine."

A smile sprang to your lips, and you tugged on his shirt. "Will you take this off?"

He gave you a look, but obliged, leaving him only in his grey sweatpants. "What kind of rub is this, baby?"

"A good one." You stood up. "Lie down? On your stomach."

He did, but not without a little huff that made you laugh. You positioned yourself so you were sitting on his bottom, leaning in to start massaging his shoulders. Alex exhaled through his nose, resting his chin on his folded arms. "I should be doing this for you."

"And deprive me of the chance to see you shirtless? Alex Nilsen, I didn't know you were so cruel."

Alex turned his head to the side, and you could see the blush coloring his cheeks. "You see me like that all the time."

"Doesn't mean I don't wanna see it again," you said, shifting where you were sitting and leaning down to press a kiss between his shoulder blades. "You're hot."

"Maybe you should take your shirt off to even the odds," Alex murmured, his words hazy. You smiled, knowing the massage was working.

"I'm not wearing a bra."

"Neither am I."

A laugh tumbled from your mouth, and you smoothed your hands over his shoulders, getting off his back and kissing the crown of his head. "All done. Does that feel better?"

He sat up, stretching and nodding. "Yes." Alex leaned in and kissed you, nudging his nose to your cheek. "Thank you baby."

"Hmm." You hummed, pleased that you'd helped him.

Alex reached for you, pulling you into his lap and kissing your head. "Angel. You always know what I need." You snuggled into his chest, nuzzling your cheek to his bare pec. He tugged at the sleeve of your shirt. "Off?"

You lifted your head, eyebrows raised. and he smiled, looking a little sleepy. "Not like that. Just wanna hold you-" he yawned. "Skin-to-skin."

His reasoning made you smile, and you pulled the hem of your t-shirt up, exposing your breasts, tossing it to the side with his. Alex laid back down, pulling you into him so your tummy was pressed against his. He snatched the blanket hanging over the couch arm and flung it out by one corner, so it covered you both. The feeling of the blanket over your bare skin was comforting, and you let your legs tangle with his.

Pressing a kiss over his heart, you murmured. "Was this waht you really wanted? Cuddles?"

"Cuddles," he confirmed, tucking your head under his chin.

[ckygetsjobs]

idk why but people following me for one specific jackass/cky guy is so funny to me like I will literally just randomly obsess over one them all the time at the drop of a hat

[bethhxrmon]

why does a college town decide to turn off power all day the weekend before finals!?!?!?!?!?

[theblackberrygirl]

*SCREECH* I'M TRYING TO REMEMBER WHAT I SENT YOU BUT I CANTTTTT WHAT DID I SAY I REMEMBER THE GUITAR THING VAGUELY AND,,,,, SOME BIO SON HCS AND RHE BAT AND MJ THING BUT EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST _____

I KNOWWWW I REMEMBER BLUEBERRY MUFFINS AND NAT DATES A WRITER AND THATS ABOUT IT UGHHHHH CURSE YOU HELLSITE

[its-xornoth-bitch]

ughhhhh I canttttt what if he thinks I'm weirddd or what if he takes it the wrong wayyyy i cantttt scott i canttt

i can't believe i'm doing this.

...Hey Scott?

Yeah? What’s up?