#BUT HE'S A PRETTY BITCH
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My first offerings to the SVSSS fandom <3
#original art#fanart#svsss#qiu jianluo#OC - Cheng Xialing#digital art#my art#YES I AM AWARE THAT QJL IS A BITCH#BUT HE'S A PRETTY BITCH#and all of the characters have good and bad points#Xialing is an OC bc why not#she's the gremlin head disciple of Qian Cao peak in my AU#basically - 'if Liu-Shibo didn't want to get sedated he shouldn't have tracked blood through the infirmary to find Shizun'#her vibes be like - Cheng 'If you send one more Bai Zhan disciple to the infirmary bc of training I'll eat your kneecaps' Xialing#I really wanna read a QJL fic where he lives and gets what's coming to him#but then gets redeemed after??#like he gets sent to the sect to pay off one of his father's debts or smth (or YQY has some blackmail to get QJL to the sect)#que spoilt young master QJL having to do -ugh- SERVANT'S WORK#basically a kinda works in retail -> character development occurs thing happens#(it would be more of a crack AU than a angsty one lol I can't do much angst so the SQQ backstory wouldn't be as bad as some I've read)
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the only thing scarier than vampire lords/mind flayers/death cults is meeting the in-laws
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion#tavstarion#i feel like he’s good at schmoozing but i’m not sure how much he would actually Enjoy it#he gives me extroverted introvert#being surrounded by a few hundred very pretty wood elves for a weekend is probably quite nice though#he might have a bitch sesh with dorian’s sisters#also i will keep making his outfits cuntier if it kills me#what’s that post about how wyll is the only character you could realistically bring home without disaster
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This is what he said right
More meme accurate version underneath:
#guess who's reading transformers skybound!!!! this bitch (im not okay)#also guess who's really starting to fall for skystar (its me)#this is how i cope okay#i cope by making memes#pretty sure someone already made this joke before but who knows#transformers#transformers comic#transformers skybound#optimus prime#skyfire#skystar#implied at least#starscream#he's there in spirit#the fire burns#the fire crackles with joy#low quality memes#edits#memes#shitpost#transformers shitpost#i think thats all the tags#jetfire#tf jetfire#cant believe i forgot that one
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I hope u guys don't mind me posting these au doodles while I work on things ahaha
I also gave JD slightly longer hair in these doodles as a funny haha but I don't think it's funny anymore he looks genuinely good with his hair like that ahahaha I hope you're not mad at me for changing his au design a bit
#first of all ahem DONT TAG THIS AS SHIP OR WHATEVER!!! ILL THROW ROCKS AT YOU!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!#troIlcest (or whatever you call yourselves idk) DONT TOUCH my SHIT! Ty :] anyways...#For context I like to hc that when he was younger Bruce would always have JD brush his hair#and like... whenever lil Bruce was upset it would help calm him down i think ahhauysgjiodk do u guys see the vision??#and since it's my au i can make reality whatever i want it to be sooooo :]#I like to imagine that it still helps Bruce calm down even tho they're older now.. Big bro brushing his lil bros hair to soothe him UUGH#Let JD be a good older brother pleeease#also gave JD flowers in his hair too bc he deserves them me thinks... Now him and Bruce are matching!!!#i dont have any specific flowers in mind for the ones in their hair i just picked a color for the flowers that looked pretty and ran with i#also saying it again i love love LOOOOVE the crayon tool in mspaint using it to make gradients is so!!!! UUUGHUHHH!!!! /pos#the pattern on JD's jacket fur will never be consistent shhhhh#trolls#trolls band together#john dory trolls#trolls john dory#bruce trolls#trolls bruce#beach bros au#cherris canvas#I made that last image btw#everytime i saw that screenshot of jd it made me think of the spongebob scene where its a pov of flats waking up#and the first thing he sees is spongebob waiting for him with flowers in his hand and smiling
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if steve harrington was not meant to be worshipped and pampered then what was he made for
#steve harrington#serious question#he's just a princess actually#like sorry he's so pretty that bitches fall over themselves for him
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a silly lil thing i had in my brain…. more uzurengiyuu… and wives cause they’re pretty
in honors of the newest demon slayer ep frfr
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shinobu, noticing giyuu’s wearing a ring: oh? what’s with the rings??
giyuu; i’m married
shinobu: what-
giyuu: i’m still processing it myself
shinobu: to who?? help me process this…
giyuu: tengen and rengoku
shinobu: WHAT
giyuu: rengoku proposed to me with a half eaten ringpop, tengen had an actual ring, and hina, suma and makio just grabbed me and told me im their husband now
shinobu: … oh my god
giyuu: my bloodline is now secure and i got myself some babes, life is good
shinobu: i can’t believe this
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i’m so sane about them i promise,,, giyuu went from being lonely to having two husbands and three wives, he has that autistic rizz dont fuck with him
sigh…. i love them all
#demon slayer#kny#kimetsu no yaiba#giyuu tomioka#tengen uzui#kyojuro rengoku#kny suma#kny hinatsuru#kny makio#shinobu kocho#<-#i love them sm#don’t worry guys rengoku gave giyuu a blue ringpop for the aesthetic#and yes#giyuu did get picked up by the scruff like a cat by tengens wives#he did not even fight back#pretty women can drag him wherever#he’s so real for that#giyuu my bisexual king#he’s living the dream#lucky bitch#but also good for you man#also i love the canon fact that suma actually really likes giyuu#he’s her fav hashira (also tengen of course)#hashira training arc#rengiyuu#uzugiyuu#uzuren#uzurengiyuu
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When you said that the unluckiest person is most hopeful, it reminded me of Nagito Komaeda. If the universe were combined, do you think he would fair well having Anti Cosmo as his anti fairy?
Funnily enough, I feel like it would be Hajime who would have an anti-fairy companion. I mean, he’s surrounded by extremely skilled people! That would attract bad luck in some way for him. Nagito wouldn’t be good food for anti-fairies. Or Fairies. Or Pixies.
...Honestly, Fairies aren’t quite sure what food he produces. It’s like a weird amalgamation of luck, desire, greed, and all sorts of emotions they can’t disentangle. Like a crockpot gone horribly horribly wrong. Eating any bit of that would make any fairy sick.
Eugh. The hell is wrong with that one.
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
#fairly oddparents#fop#fop anti cosmo#anti cosmo#danganronpa#nagito komaeda#hajime hinata#asks#itty bitties fop au#this man has been haunting me for. TWO weeks now.#nagito komaeda get the FUCK out of my inbox#GIT#GIT GIT GIT!!!!!#i guess we doing danganronpa now#i dont think there's any fairy that would put up with whatever the fuck he's got going on.#although the fucking. idea of fairies and danganronpa existing in the same plane is pretty fucking hilarious.#i can just imagine hajime's day getting worse and worse#like. imagine showing up to school. Nope. not school. a fuckgin BEACH. and some fuckgin RABBIT shows up and does weird shit#even worse you go to your room and there's a blue bitch in there.#well. i guess it gets even more and more worse what with the killer bear and the friends killing each other thing#but hey! at least you got yourself a weird blue fucking thing that only you can see!!!#and it keeps taunting you every time you do something cringe. and wont even bother helping you with ANY of your investigations.#and nobody has any fuckign idea what youre saying !!!#well except maybe gundam tanaka.
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actor au wally for you guys to nom on while i work on oc/story lore :3 i agree he's adorable, but also like. the prettiest man. ever. and i would tell that to his face. everyday.
actor au belongs to @frillsand >w< i love their work and au so much
alt version under the cut, done by request of a very good friend -w-
hehehehe oh to give him a smooch and watch him turn as red as his bow >:3
#i think his apple sweater is one of my absolute favorite outfits for him#ALSO#I FUCKING LOVE HIS EYES LIKE#BROWN EYES WITH A TOUCH OF RED IN THEM???? MMMMMMM 👌✨✨✨✨#DELICIOUS. BEAUTIFUL. SOME OF MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE EYES 😍#he's absolutely gorgeous -w-#an absolute diva ass bitch#but pretty and adorable and secretly the sweetest lil bean#i love him -w-#and i love the lore for him and sage ive got for this au :3 i think you guys are gonna love it too hehehehehe#anon's art#anon's doodles#welcome home#welcome home fanart#welcome home au#wally darling#wh wally#welcome home wally#wally fanart#wally my beloved#wally au#welcome home wally darling#actor wally darling#actor wally au#diva wally#diva wally au#welcome home actor au#actor au#anon rambles in the tags
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im a slut for post magic reveal arthur (& knights) thinking merlin has like. a smidge of magic. like he can get stains out of clothes or warm food and baths but OBVIOUSLY merlin can’t fight. that’s ridiculous. merlin doesn’t correct this notion for whatever reason - perhaps it’s best that people think that so when they’re all in danger, he isn’t registered as a threat so he can protect his silly lil guys. ofc his silly lil guys realize that they were wrong bc the bad guys get a lil too close to hurting arthur and merlin is like “nope! fights over!!” and annihilates them
#also a huge fan of arthur taunting and goading merlin into sparring with him#and merlin is all ‘omg nows my chance to finally put him in his place!! hes so arrogant and stupid and pretty and i am going to destroy him’#arthur barely gets two steps in before merlin has him pinned with a shit eating grin and arthur staring at him wide eyed and flushed#‘i hope this doesnt awaken anything in me’ yeah alright you bottom bitch#arthur cant stop thinking about it for days#the helplessness of being stuck firm with just a look. the brilliant gold in merlins eyes. the arrogant smirk he shot arthur.#ooooooh yeah hes DONE#bro cant keep his hand out of his pants#he keeps thinking about it#merlin is none the wiser and thinks arthurs silence and looks are bc he finally brought arthur down a few pegs#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#merthur#fanfiction#fanfic#fic ideas#prompts#hc#head canon#headcanon
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atp phil’s like “ffs i wish i could hit you with a car then i wouldn’t have to be stuck with your annoying dramatic ass 🙄”
#winning the idgaf war every day of the week#good for him#phil doing the least because he’s too hot and cool and pretty and funny and famous for this shit#he has better things to do with his time#why would be take care of the dumbass who got him 3 lamps 🙄#also the way that i feel like our parents are fighting and trying to get us to pick a side-#“TELL HIM HOW BAD OF A PERSON HE IS FOR NOT TAKING ME TO HOSPITAL”#“NO YOU TELL HIM HES BEING A WHINY OVER DRAMATIC LITTLE BITCH”#mum dad please don’t put us in this position we can’t do phivorce 2.0#dan and phil#dnp#phan#dan howell#daniel howell#amazingphil#phil lester#danisnotonfire#yeet my deet#yeet my deenp#d&p#danandphilgames#tmogar#bog#image description in alt
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Irondad fic ideas #155
Tony can be... a bit overbearing with his helicopter parent tendencies. To combat this, Peter sets up a small protocol with FRIDAY.
Any time Tony wants to do something paranoid or invasive, FRIDAY is to send him a helpful article first, with titles like "Excessive Surveillance Can Harm Adolescent Development, Study Finds" and "Why Teens Need Privacy From Their Parents"
Peter leaves the choice of articles up to FRIDAY, trusting her to send ones that fit the situation.
While this protocol does get Tony to reconsider some of his more... extreme impractical requests, in most cases it fails to change his mind. Being hands-off about Peter's safety is not something he can do -- not when he knows the kinds of dangers this particular kid could face.
He's grateful for the insight that the protocol has given him, though. So instead of removing it, he decides to add to it. He asks FRIDAY to make it a two-way street. Now, whenever Peter complains about one of Tony's safety protocols, FRIDAY will send an article to help him understand
However, Tony doesn't anticipate the kinds of articles FRIDAY will choose. While she continues to send Tony studies and editorials, to Peter she sends news reports from Tony's past
Peter's mad that Tony has put trackers in everything he owns? -- "Tony Stark Still Missing: Inside Month Three of the Harrowing Search"
Peter hates the constant health monitoring that FRIDAY does when he's in the tower? -- "Death Wish or Death Sentence? Stark Behavior Tied to Secret Illness that Almost Cost Him His Life"
It goes on and on. For every seemingly insane overreach, there's a story, an experience Tony is trying to protect Peter from.
They both still disagree about how much protection is too much, but at least they understand each other better now
#tony upon reading peter's articles: hmm. that's... actually pretty convincing. I guess I can see where he's coming from#FRI babe send pete something equally convincing so he can see my side#FRIDAY: here are tony stark's traumas age 0 to present-#irondad fic ideas#irondad and spiderson#iron dad and spider son#she basically bombards him with empathy#FRIDAY is truly a strategy queen#peter parker#tony stark#irondad#spiderson#ironfam#queueueueue#see announcements#also if tony ever complains that he didn't want FRIDAY to share all those personal things-#peter: payback's a bitch huh
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The O-Zone (1995) Blur Special
#blur#blur band#damon albarn#bluredit#britpop#90sedit#musicedit#useriselin#userbru#*#he knew he looked like that and he took advantage of it#this pretty bitch
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love the foxes having their gasted flabbered bc of the "I asked" thing when in my heart I KNOW that neil was staring like this at andrew:
all that man heard was static noise mind empty no thoughts just "proper name, place name, back story stuff" celine dion singing i will always love you in the distance hearts shaped petals dropping from the ceiling like sure whatever you say prettyboy
#andrew had no weapons against the pretty boy's eyes and i stand by that#no#not even the knives#andrew when a bad bitch tells him to fix his relationship w the rest of the team so he can win his silly little game#i love him#originally i had seen another photo on twitter but that hellsite refreshed and i can no longer find it#so to pinterest i went#as per usual#and as per usual i hope it's not illegal#anyway back to work#andrew minyard#i would love to have his pov#not only bc it would be waaaay too heartbreaking for me to not kms#aftg#neil josten#all for the game#andreil
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my body collapses on the floor as if gravity became a hundred times stronger i am down awfully The floor can't hold me any longer i fall through the roof of my downstairs neighbor smashing into the kitchen table where a few seconds ago a fine vase gifted by a long dead grandma is shattered to bits I am down terriblly the shattered vase burrows itself in my skin and flesh as I destroy the ground and fall into the sewer It smells weirdly familiar somewhere a memory is repressed to no more than a painfully jo-
#im going ballistic amd feral DONT TALK TO ME#HES SOOOO PRETTY PRETTY BOY#imagine she collars him#LET HER COLLAR HIM HE LITERALLY WEARS A COLLAR IN THAT ONE CARD#BARKBARKBAKRARFARFARFARF#SKIDIDIDIDIIDHHSHSHSJSKJ#after 801 years we finally got a rio focused event#grab ur Google translate bitch we're moving to jp server#ikepri#ikemen prince#ikemen prince rio#ikepri rio
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red hawke there’s nobody like you
#in keir’s defence the actual voiced line is pretty toned down#he did not call his dead grandmother a bitch to his mothers face. if anyone was wondering. but he was thinking it#i cant remember what the actual line is its something abt being glad you never met#its very toned down leandra reacts the same way as for the purple line iirc#1k
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I keep seeing people saying Zeus was OOC for striking Athena at the end of God Games and that he was mad at Odysseus
Guys, did we listen to the same song?
Athena's last argument to won the game was literally saying in a magic colleseum full of every single greek magical creature
"Yeah, Zeus is a cheater and a fuckboy, unlike Odysseus"
Athena literally won by insulting Zeus in front of everyone's faces and making Hera, the Goddess of Marriage and very much known wife of Zeus, agree with that.
Zeus was not pissed at Odysseus, he was very much pissed at Athena for using a mortal to compare him (and it goes somehow along the original story, in which Zeus complains about the humans being pissed at the gods for their fates when the gods are basically just "doing their jobs")
#epic the musical#epic the wisdom saga#yes this Zeus is more violent than Odyssey!Zeus whom is more bitchy and annoyed#but it's not OOC#and also i have seen complains about Poseidon not being there#bitch Poseidon was on vacation :v that's canon to The Odyssey#and he will appear in The Vengeance Saga we know that#there's a song we know almost nothing about which goes after Get In The Water#pretty sure that's when Athena is going to come back#and you will have your Athena vs Poseidon fight you are complaining about
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