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sapphiclinos-moved · 11 months
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something about chans parts in comflex are so early 3racha ? like it's the level of insanity we haven't heard from him since 3days
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bitterbelphie · 9 months
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"So let me get this straight..."
Mammon scowls at Satan across the table, arms crossed as he slouches down.
"This guy's mimic has been creeping around town you go to over something that you took from him?"
"No!"
Mammon throws his hands up in frustration, eyes wild. He slaps them back down on the table with emphasis, gesturing forward animatedly.
"It was a bet! And it wasn't even him! How was I supposed to know- I can't check the legitimacy of EVERYTHING that gets bet over there. How can I? I don't know everything!"
"You don't know much, really..." Your light bullying comes from your slouched and unimpressed form practically melting out of the chair you're so bored.
"Hey! Show some respect for your older brother, would ya? This isn't the time!" Mammon sighs, exasperated. You note that there's some actual fire behind his gaze... "I don't even think this thing is lookin' fer me to begin with. I mean- These places yer sayin' it's goin' to, do those sound like me? C'mon. Seriously?"
"Well, no. That's what makes it so odd... So maybe it's looking for whoever it was that had that coin last."
Satan presses a knuckle to his lips lightly, shaking his head a little bit...
"... For all we know, it's already found them. Until we find the mimic... Mmh."
Satan looks at you, but you're already dredging yourself up from the depths of your seat, fishing your phone out and sighing tiredly. You scroll here and there, tap, tap... And soon enough, you're placing your phone quietly in front of Mammon with a cool expression. His attention is on you easily, inquiry written in his every feature.
"... Mammon. Scroll through these pictures and tell me if you recognize any of them."
"Him-"
"Eh?"
You're barely even adjusting it from a little farther down back to the top of the page- Probably just barely scrolling along the third person on the list before Mammon's crowding your phone and pointing at it.
"Yeah, him! Veridian, I think it was- He's one 'a the guys that you see over at the card tables every other month 'r so. Quiet guy. Why the hell do you got a picture of 'em ready though?"
You sigh, shaking your head and frowning helplessly. What a stupid question, but... That's Mammon, you guess. Not leaping to the worst possible scenario even if it's the most obvious, to you.
"He's one of the people who went missing in the last month. He disappeared New Year's Eve, and that was that... But someone else vanished, too. All similar evidence to the mimic sightings. People are getting pretty freaked out."
Mammon's face falls. Satan rolls on relentlessly and fluidly, nodding.
"... Right. So it's looking for the coin, not simply the last person it thinks had it, is what it sounds like. And now that it's got a colder trail, it's probably going to have a more unpredictable path. Granted that it's leaving enough of a mess to follow..."
"..."
Mammon's jaw tenses, his brows knit. He backs off a bit, standing at the table in an uncomfortable quiet. Veridian... Mammon's a social sort. You can guess that maybe he acted like the guy was just a shmuck, but that he kjows the regular faces over there. You wonder if they were friends... Supposing maybe he's feeling similarly to how you felt knowing that nice baker got eaten by what she thought was her goddamn oven.
"... Mammon. We'll get ahold of it. If you want, I'll keep it around so you can give it a good kick."
"Forget it. Just deal with it, this thing's bein' a real pain in the ass... Can't have it runnin' around with Winter here, neither."
He rubs the back of his head uneasily... Always Winter with this one. Acting like he doesn't care, just to show his face on caring in another way. He's a bad actor, usually. He is about things like this... He's the closest to human out of all of you, you think.
"Right," Satan punctuates the conversation, cutting it to the end succinctly. "Then let's stop sitting here chatting about it anymore. The trouble's going to keep piling if we keep sitting around. Good hunting."
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elysianslove · 3 years
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hi babbie!!!! i was just thinking, nd doodling a little bit, n scrolling through tumblr, and noticed wait a moment i haven’t drawn anything for sal- so i decided i would try my hand at drawing a scene from one of your posts 👉👈👉👈👉👈👉👈
as bad as you might claim you are at decision making im gonna need you to decide something NOW at the time when it matters MOST (it doesnt-) but ngl it might just stay a sketch depending on how motivated i am to finish it if at all- but still!!!!! i have a selection of contenders i had in mind 💆: pornstars with oikawa, car sex w suna, or suna from the nsfw visuals n drabbles 😼😼😼😼😼😼 warning in advance i am by no means an nsfw artist so i will not be drawing any cocks or cunts sorry,,,,, also it might look a bit wonky bc drawing more than one person in a scene is a struggle 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
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crying n sobbing rn bunny you cannot just casually drop this on me 😭 U WANNA DRAW MY WRITING??? DO U REALIZE WHAT YOURE DOING TO ME??? even just the offer is sending me to heaven im ascending ,,, ok ok fr i could like talk about how honored i am for hours but really i am but let’s move on,,,
PLEASE CAR SEX WITH SUNA. CAR SEX. WITH SUNA I BEG. NO CUNTS OR COCKS NEEDED JUST. JUST THE FEEL SND VIBE OF IT ALL. I KNOW ITS GONNA BE SEXY I JUST KJOW cause i remember you submitting this nsfw sketch and i still like. haven’t forgotten it. SO IF THQT WAS A SKETCH?? ugh again im v honored and i love you very much mwah mwah <3
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