#BUDDY SYSTEM!!!!! THAT'S SO FUCKING CUTE 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ambreiiigns]

I WOULD LIKE EVERYONE TO KNOW I HAVE FINALLY STARTED TIGER & BUNNY SEASON 2 AND IT'S IMMEDIATELY REALLY GOOD.

[fanaticsnail]

I'm surprised by all the love for Childhood Friends Reader x Doffy but also I feel like a winner. Take that, discord buddies.

I want to write at least the first few chapters before publishing anything just to see if I'm good at it or not.

Here is some 17-year-old Doffy with 15-year-old Reader. He is great at Spanish but sucks at French at this age (he's still learning 🥺)

Doflamingo was lounging on the chair, his legs extended, feet sitting on the round, small table of the restaurant, his hands folded behind his back, swaying back and forth on the chair.

One day, fate would have enough of his games and the chair would tip over and the goof would fall. You had a camera ready for that day.

You were doing prep for the evening dinner, wondering what dessert to put on the menu on the chalkboard outside.

"Hey, can we have a quickie tonight?" asked Doflamingo curiously.

You dropped your knife, and almost cut your finger off by doing it. Your heart raced wildly as your mind raced even faster, by the teen pirate’s suggestion.

What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck - you thought, freaking out.

Your face was so red it would make the Red Line pale in comparison.

"You know, that delicious tart thing,” said Doflamingo, beaming at you, like you didn't experience a full system shutdown at the ripe old age of fifteen.

The confusion and panic faded very fast after that, replaced by embarrassment.

“It's a quiche, you moron!" you shrieked, and as per usual, grabbed the closest thing in vicinity and threw it at him.

Doflamingo squawked in surprise when the box of butter came flying at him. His fingers controlling the strings wrapped around the stool's hind legs twitched.

Uh-oh, was the final thought Doflamingo had before the chair tipped over, and his overly large, gangly body went down, crashing to the wooden floor.

At least the butter missed him. That thing hurts.

Your shocked gasp was music to his ears, and he faked a pained groan while grinning from ear to ear.

“Doffy!” you cried, running out from behind the bar to the large heap of limbs that was your best friend.

You gathered his head in your lap, “Doffy, are you okay? Wake up! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, don't die!"

"I might from suffocation," gasped Doflamingo, despite your hug not really hurting.

There was another gasp from you, this one of relief.

"I thought you shattered your skull!” you cried, hugging him tight.

A swell of warmth spread through Doflamingo, and he raised his arms, hugging you back — you were so tiny in his arms now, but he liked it, he liked being big for you — gently patting your back as you rambled incohrenetly.

How cute.

If you thinking he got hurt meant you hugging him this close, practically stuffing his face into your breasts, your hands cradling his head and your gentle fingers caressing his hair, maybe Doflamingo should whine about the rare little injuries he gets more often.

“I can't shatter my skull,” said Doflamingo, smirking, enjoying the embrace. “Because I’m a string man!”

He laughed at his own pun, and loved hearing your giggles join in.

I just think all the teenage chars with material-based Devil Fruits were doing that "Because I'm (insert material of Devil Fruit here)" during their teenage years because it was the cool thing to say in their minds.

Much love to all the anons, and to you, Snail.❤️❤️

- Yandere Doffy Anon

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(we can have anything you want, king).

I love this childhood friend au. Drop the Ao3 link, my darling. I want EVERYTHING you write for them 😭😭

[leohttbriar]

I've just read the tragedy of how few kiradax fics there are compared to the other ship and it pains me so much, but for the life of me I can't write a kiradax fic because they come out as flat characters whose names could be replaced and it could be pushed off as a generic fic. They compel me when I consume the show and fics about them but I can't reflect that in writing 😭 it truly haunts me.

i don't think you have to be haunted--if the characters aren't who you really want to be writing about (resulting in a flat depictions) then it's all good! i mean, it's fanfic--it's for fun. do what you find fun. i was just complaining about how the trend is for fans to be way more interested in male characters and male relationships than in female characters and female relationships. it is sort of funny that the stats on "how many star trek fics pass the bechdel test" are probably pretty dismal, considering the progressive nature of most of the fic writers. and i'm not saying "your gay fanfic should pass or you're sexist," because if it's about two men being in love or just fucking nasty then, yeah, probably unlikely it'll pass and that genuinely doesn't matter. fics about queer men are awesome. it's just the sort of thing that reveals the trend of what people, as a collective, care about.

but, again, it's fanfic. it's for fun. i may not understand why anyone could write more than a couple hundred words about quark and odo feeling some kind of way about each other, but some people are clearly invested. fascy self-pitying glob with failed-capitalist woman-hater---cute.

i guess i would say if you really want to write kiradax and it's a project you think would be fun, but you don't want to produce something else generic, you could start with over-exaggerating everything about them. pretend like they're not played by super hot actresses. turn kira into a religious nut who hocks bibles and dax into a complete whacko that licks mold--you'll probably arrive somewhere closer to their actual character than most viewers of the show even get as they watch. neither kira or dax are bland, no matter what fans do or how they connect with them. kira once set bombs that killed whole families and dax was once willing to go to prison for a crime she didn't commit. kira is pretty happy to be possessed by a god, willing to support a caste system, and eager to kill off a proto-universe full of potential life while also unwilling to prevent a small colony of people from existing at the cost of her own life. dax once sentenced all her buddies to a lifelong internment in a timeloop on a whim, captained a warship into battle, and had to save her own life by accepting the presence of a murderer living within the worm that lives within her. kira likes "coffee" and dax thinks all aliens are cute. like. there's a lot there.

[afniel]

Yo hi there? I’m hoping you dont find this ask strange, weird or whatever you call it 😞 Just wanted to ask a favor if you could possibly check the post I pinned for my cat? Its on this blog, please do check if you have a spare time and reblog/boost it as we badly need help because there’s some kind of a rash on her mouth and im so so worried 😭😭 Im so sorry if I did bother you, just need some help. Please do send me a msg to reply or answer the ask privately, please and have good day! 😭🙏🙏🐈

So here's a real common likely scam. Account seems legit at first glance, name makes sense, contents are thematically related, seems like it all checks out. Except as of the time of this reply, this account is a whole 11 hours old, and the only personal posts they've made are asking for money for this cat that might or might not exist.

I'll allow that reverse image search didn't pull up any identical cat photos, but the single photo they supplied doesn't show any kind of oral lesions, or indeed anything specifically wrong with the cat at all. It's just a cat photo. Cute, but not credible.

Asking to only reply privately about what seems to be a public fundraiser is a huge red flag also. Normally if someone asks that, you do it, right? That's been considered Tumblr good manners since the site's inception. However it's shady to go around sending copypasta asks to strangers for money and then essentially asking them to not blow your cover.

The link in their post not only uses PayPal and not something more reputable for fundraising, but it specifically asks you to send it as friends and family to avoid them taking a cut. This also handily avoids almost all of PayPal's built-in scam protection and refund systems.

Checking their pinned post also reveals that someone's already pointed out that it's likely a scam and they didn't even refute it, when it would have been super easy to go, "Sorry it sounded sketchy, here's more detail."

And even if this is still somehow real despite entirely failing the sniff test, and there really is an 11-hour-old account with a sick cat, no pictures of what sounds like it should be a visible ailment, no idea that GoFundMe exists, and parroting an extremely common scam (and let's be real here, I don't believe that to be the case for one moment)...

Don't fucking prey on strangers with this. That's not what we're here for. Like I'm flattered that you think my following is large enough to contain a few suckers but get the fuck on outta here, buddy.

I'm off to report and block this person now and you should do the same.

[baekhvuns]

I know I missed screaming about bullshit on your blog! Yes I literally had 4 days of feeling good after bronchitis then boom COVID TIME 😭 my respiratory system is in shambles, but it's getting better. Omg that trip sounds cool, any ghosts buddies? I was in Spain, Germany and Czechia. Next week I'm going to Malta though it's period time so 💀💀💀💀

I'm crying at that fan with the rose isuduwhdhshhsjsjshssg but this is cute

Baker Hwa just like in my dream wtf. Delinquent Hwa who uses the window to get to the snakcs first, imagine fighting him for strawberry milk

I got TWO POLAROIDS so far one Seonghwa and one Yunho! But Yunho went to my friend.

Yes one thing Seonghwa will do is L👁👁K 😭 it was nice to see him after a long time and apparently he was happy to see me as well. I hated when he showed his bicep THANKFULLY he was wearing that fishing net outfit so they hwarms weren't that visible 💀🤚🏻

Seonghwa will have to come see me soon hahahaha. Omfg right ticketing is happening, good luck!!! Thanxx doc Baek, I'm trying, I'm drinking a lot because it's so hot and I keep sweating 🤒 I tried watching some stuff but recently I can't focus, especially when my head was pounding, so I'm behind on EVERYTHING. I can't wait to go back to eating properly and not going to sleep at 10pm...

When will my Fever Diary arrive I need to lick the photos of Seonghwa in glasses also lil prairie boy I'm gonna kiss him 😭 and now another photobook?! KQ fucking knows I'm a sucker for Softeez ehhh, I don't have a concert to go to so might as well...

I'm gonna tell you about the second Hwa call soon, because it was unhinged 🙈🙉 but first I need to face ALL of them diuduehdhsjshdhdhdje

I got "sarcastic fan favourite" yeah sounds about right - DV 💖

hi hello!!

I know I missed screaming about bullshit on your blog! Yes I literally had 4 days of feeling good after bronchitis then boom COVID TIME 😭 my respiratory system is in shambles, but it's getting better. Omg that trip sounds cool, any ghosts buddies? I was in Spain, Germany and Czechia. Next week I'm going to Malta though it's period time so 💀💀💀💀

HDDJJD I DID TOO,,, omg i hope you’re better now bc wtf 😭😭😭🤚🏼 the respiratory system is in shambles but at least u drank more water hUh 🔫 none ghosties yet! but i THINK when i was recording the inn form the outside something waved in the video <3 but no one was outside the hotel or inside bc it was early morning <3 dbdbdb AYO????? HOW’D THAT GO ?? omg bestie??? drop ur itinerary riGHT NOW?? omg ur so coolio,,, love ur rewrite the stars yn??? but here is a sunset i captured dbdb hopefully the quality is there bc im gonna sob if not 🔫

I'm crying at that fan with the rose isuduwhdhshhsjsjshssg but this is cute

ME AT THEIR CONCERT FBWBDHEJ that’s so cute omg,,, manifesting this 🤲🏼

Baker Hwa just like in my dream wtf. Delinquent Hwa who uses the window to get to the snakcs first, imagine fighting him for strawberry milk

have u watched yumerio patisserie?? that au but with seonghwa 😭😭😭 ILL DRAFT IT OUT RN BDDB delinquent hwa who throws stones at windows so u look down and u see him standing their w ateez in their band instrumentals confessing his love to u <3 dbwnbdjks this was supposed to be in boxer hwa fbwbd FIGHTING OVER STRAWBERRY MILK FBWMDBWMHDKW

I got TWO POLAROIDS so far one Seonghwa and one Yunho! But Yunho went to my friend.

Yes one thing Seonghwa will do is L👁👁K 😭 it was nice to see him after a long time and apparently he was happy to see me as well. I hated when he showed his bicep THANKFULLY he was wearing that fishing net outfit so they hwarms weren't that visible 💀🤚🏻

AAAA UR INTERACTIONS WAS SO WHOLESOME TEARD UP AND ALL TOO 😭😭🤚🏼 i am very afraid of what this new concert seonghwa will do. i will not survive. fbdnddb even if he’s wearing a fully dressed shirt i would have the absolute same reaction

Seonghwa will have to come see me soon hahahaha. Omfg right ticketing is happening, good luck!!! Thanxx doc Baek, I'm trying, I'm drinking a lot because it's so hot and I keep sweating 🤒 I tried watching some stuff but recently I can't focus, especially when my head was pounding, so I'm behind on EVERYTHING. I can't wait to go back to eating properly and not going to sleep at 10pm...

HE WILL HAVE TOO !!! good luck indeed bdndhd 😭😭😭 i hope u get better soon bc that’s so messed up right after bronchitis 😭😭😭🤚🏼 hope ur travelling is better and ur all good when ur in malta !!! DROP ALL THE PRETTY PHOTOS PLS AND THANK YOU,, dOC BAEK DBDBDB

When will my Fever Diary arrive I need to lick the photos of Seonghwa in glasses also lil prairie boy I'm gonna kiss him 😭 and now another photobook?! KQ fucking knows I'm a sucker for Softeez ehhh, I don't have a concert to go to so might as well...

STOPPPPPP HE LOOKS SO FINE IN THOSE PHOTOS ITS A FRIENDS TO LOVERS AU 😭😭😩 BWSTIE STOP IM GONNA WRITE FOR HIM DBDBBD give him a fat smooch pls in both the photo books,,, but this photo omg??? he’s so pretty and the concept fits him so well 😭😭

I'm gonna tell you about the second Hwa call soon, because it was unhinged 🙈🙉 but first I need to face ALL of them diuduehdhsjshdhdhdje

PLS DO IM LOOKING FORWARD TO IT ALL, ALL OF THEM DBDBD HOW UNHINGED ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10 WITH SEONGHWA VS OT8

I got "sarcastic fan favourite" yeah sounds about right - DV 💖

I DID TOO !!!! got some more quizzes one /// two

have you…have you heard from your uber driver recently?

😭😭😭

i would like to say, mr park