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He is my fav month
#AugustD#Suga#kpop#bts#bangtan#yoongi#bts suga#min yoongi#rapper#rap#korean#south korea#kpopedit#kpop bts#kpop bg#kpop boys#btsedit#bts army#bts min yoongi#btsm
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Inktøber: Day 19 - Black Tiger Sex Machine
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Nobody wants you now Nobody wants you now Nobody wants you now Nobody wants you now
Black Tiger Sex Machine - Nobody Wants You
#Nobody Wants You#Futuristic Thriller#Black Tiger Sex Machine#Electronic#House#Dance#20s#to2lly not tunes#Pistol Whip#BTSM
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Pov: some cool dude at the BTSM show gave you his rave glasses
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went to a music festival this past weekend and one of the artists (btsm) have this really dope naruto intro!!! lovee when my two interests collide
(yes you can also hear me reciting it word for word in the background🥹)
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Rebuild old Artwork : IG XERCE_Graphic
EVANGELION X BLACK TIGER SEX MACHINE
#graphisme#grunge#holographic#hypnotic#logotype#acid graphics#acidgraphix#letterdesign#dubstep#edm#music cover#evangelion#manga aesthetic#btsm#black tiger sex machine#xerce
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🤩@officialbtsm at #ExchangeLA tix via link in our bio 👉RaveLoop.com #BlackTigerSexMachine #BTSM #RaveMeetup #InsomniacClubs #InsomniacEvents #RaveLoop #PLUR #TerryPham (at Exchange LA) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmpMw6NPHHF/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
#exchangela#blacktigersexmachine#btsm#ravemeetup#insomniacclubs#insomniacevents#raveloop#plur#terrypham
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Once you get to a certain level of advanced maths, you basically become a wizard.
#HEY IT'S ME#(as others have pointed out this IS actually a BtSM lagrangian and there is an m sub nu term but WHATEVER)
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man I am so tired of the 'indie electronic band with an intense and unique sound with very few vocals' to 'popular electronic group that essentially makes vocal centric alt-pop with a bassline' pipeline. like skrillex already did that please stop trying to reach broader appeal I miss when you were making really loud songs about zombies.
#the new btsm album makes me sad#I really like their older songs but all their new stuff seems like it's a collab with a rapper or singer#like some of the stuff of of Portals is good#but it all seems like it has a guest vocalist
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Whatever entity that created me was like, "I'm going to create the kinkiest aroace to ever exist"
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Sub! Carmilla x dom!fem reader smut
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“Good Girl”
A/n: yall this came into my mind yesterday and I need this, and from the comments I got I can tell you all need it too pookies☺️❤️
Warnings: BTSM, leash and
Collaring, submissive Carmilla, needy Carmilla, dominant reader, soft sex, gentle sex, fingering, oral, praising, rough sex, reader is a power/dominate bottom, Carmilla is a submissive top, scissoring
Info: Carmilla is busy with work and
You, her precious wife, comes over to give her a little..surprise. Reader is a power/dominate bottom. Carmilla is a submissive top
Carmilla sat at her desk in her office, writing some acceptance letters from requests. You were holding something behind your back as you walk over to her room, knocking softly in a familiar pattern. “Come in” Carmilla says gently. You walk into the room and Carmillas gaze softened, though she went back to writing and didn’t see you hiding something. “Hello mi amor, what is it that you need?”
You smirk softly and walk closer to her. “Nothin..just checking in on my favorite girl.” You say and get closer.
“Hmm..aren’t you sweet” she says while still not looking at you, writing down some acceptance letters still. Sighing and still trying to get her attention, you move to sit on her lap, though she easily managed to write with you on her. “Is there a reason you’re so clingy?” She asked gently, her eyes focused on the papers before her.
Groaning softly at her lack of attention, you reminded yourself why your here. You took advantage of her unaware state and pulled the thing you were hiding behind your back. A heavy duty, thick, metal collar. You move the collar to the weapon dealers neck and click it on.
Carmilla feels the cold metal hit her neck and blinked a couple of times before looking down and seeing the collar. “..what is this for?” She asked and finally you got her attention. With a satisfied smirk you teasingly trace her jaw.
“Oh you know…I kind of wanted you to myself..” you say to your wife, which she let out a slightly annoyed groan.
“My love, can’t you see I’m busy-“ you didn’t even let her finish her sentence before putting your index finger into the collars ring and pulling it, causing Carmilla to gasp in surprise, she could feel the heat between her legs.
“Oh? Did you like that?” You let out another satisfied smirk as you give it another tug. Carmilla hit her bottom lip to stifle a moan, not wanting to loose control in this situation. You get off your wife’s lap and pull her by the collar, pulling her to your guys shared room. Keeping a good grip on her collar while pulling her onto the bed with you.
You pull her over you, collar still in hand. “Oh you look so cute like this..” you tease her and kiss her right underneath the collar on her neck.
“Just wait till I get out of this-“ once again you, you cut her off with another tug, slightly rougher than the last. This time she couldn’t hold back her moan or sounds of pleasure and pain.
“No..not tonight. Tonight I’m in charge. Okay baby?” You say with a small smirk and lustful eyes as you pull her closer by the collar. She let out a small growl from the bottom off her throat but nods, having no choice but to listen to you in this situation. “Good girl..and since you like this little collar so much, why don’t we take it up a notch?” You move one of your hands under the pillow and pull out a matching leash to go with her collar, you put it there earlier, you were prepared.
Carmillas breath hitched as a small coat of blush covered her cheeks, her gorgeous red and white eyes averted away from yours as she nods. “Good girl..I knew you’d want this.” You praise and put the leash on with a satisfying click. Testing it out you give it a nice tug, causing Carmilla to get pulled forward and get caught off balance.
“Be careful..” she demands softly, her breath a little shaky from the tugs. You look up at her and smile.
“I’ll be as carful or as rough as I wish darling~” you smirk and pull her again to get her closer to your face, her arms do her best to hold herself up. Once she’s close enough you immediately make contact with her lips, kissing her deeply and passionately while pushing your tongue into her warm mouth. Moaning softly, she swirls her tongue around yours, while you remain in control.
You wrap the leash around one of your arms to hold her down on you better and use your other hand to pull the back of her head to deepen the kiss. You let out a groan as she does as well, her large hands digging into the sheets while her eyes shut softly. Taking the lead, you start to unbutton her shirt with one of your hands, separating the kiss, then pulling it off of her and through the leash. She lets out a soft sigh and rested her head into your chest, blushing while you unclip her bra.
Your breath hitched as her soft breasts bounce out, her nipples hard from arousal. Pulling the leash again, you pull her chest up to your face and greedily take one nipple into your mouth. She lets out a soft gasp and groan, shutting her eyes and holding onto the sheet harder. “mi amor..joder, joder..” she said breathlessly in Spanish, making you moan at her tone and the romantic language
Your tongue swirled around her hardened nipple, causing it to go softer. You pull away from it and move your mouth over to her neglected nipple, latching onto it. “Ngh..~” Carmilla made a soft noise of pleasure, gripping onto the sheets tighter than before, close to ripping them with her large powerful fingers.
After giving that nipple attention you pull the leash again and flip Carmilla onto her back, now straddling her still clothed lap. She looked up at you, showing submission and understanding that you were in complete control. You start to kiss her neck softly, leaving small love bites around her chest so they won’t be exposed for tomorrows meeting she has. “I’m gonna take good care of you my love..” you say softly and seductively to her, before rubbing her inner thighs.
“Mmm..I know mi Amor..please hurry..” she begged softly and closed her eyes, moaning at your gentle and loving rubs. Smiling gently, you take off her skirt, and then pull down her tights carefully and slowly to tease her, smirking as you see her soaked laced panties.
“You’re so ready for me my love~” you say and lift one of her thighs up, kissing up and down her inner thigh closer and closer to her clothed core. Carmilla lets out another moan, practically begging for your touch. Giving in, you pull down her panties and push one of your fingers into her aroused throbbing core.
“Ah~! Yes..! Right there…keep going….” Carmilla moaned out and begged, her large white hands moving up to grip the leash so she could ground herself. You hold the leash tight to make sure she can’t pull away while you thrust in and out of her, adding another finger. Her moans become more needy and her hips buck up, now searching for climax.
“Such a good girl..you’re so desperate for me aren’t you?” You smirk gently and thrust another finger into her, now three fingers in her soaking wet pussy.
“Yes..!” She said breathlessly and panting while you pound into her. You continued to pound and thrust into her with your fingers, occasionally giving tugs to her leash and collar to remind her who is in control right now. Finally you feel her walls close onto your fingers, signaling she’s close to her climax, thrusting harder to drive out her release, her back arches in pleasure. “I’m close..please..” her voice breathless and more whiny as she finally reached her orgasm.
You feel her warm cum fall into your hand, you continue to pump in and out off her, milking her every last drop. She pants softly under you, blushing and her eyes closed and hazed.
You hold onto the leash still as you start to unbutton your own pants, your core aroused and in desperate need of release as well. Pulling off your pants and panties, you toss them to the side and then separate her legs a little, throwing one of your legs over hers, connecting your neglected clit with her sore one. You let out a surprised moan and gasp, shutting your eyes while you start to grind against hers, the leash and collar tugging at her neck with every movement.
She lets out more moans, her hands gripping the leash even tighter, her mouth slightly agape while she grinds back into you. “So good..so so good…” she groaned.
“I know..” you moaned back with your eyes shut tight, the wet noises of your wet cunts moving together filled the room along with your moans and groans mixing together. Grinding and bucking both of your hips wildly, you and Carmilla both let out a cry and reach your climax together. Your orgasm drips down Carmillas, covering her thighs and some getting into her. You separate yourself from Carmilla, no matter how much you didn’t want to, and panted, letting go of the leash and unclipping it off of her neck. “Good girl..good job..” you praise and kiss her neck.
“Thank you mi amor..” she thanks as she rests her head on your shoulder, satisfied and exhausted.
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel x fem reader#hazbin hotel x female reader#hazbin hotel x you#carmilla carmine x wife reader#carmilla carmine smut#carmilla carmine x fem reader#carmilla carmine x reader#carmilla carmine#carmilla x fem reader#smut#carmilla x reader#carmilla
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is Elijah a freak in the sheets??? that's surprising for me! I don’t know, perhaps I'm the only one. But I always thought of him as the sweet gentleman. like he's so gentleman how he would be anything rather than vanilla 😅
by the way klaus is canonicly into btsm Aurora said it
In the originals there’s a scene where he tells Celeste she’ll need a spanking (I’m cringing while writing this) so the fandom has just concluded that he is lol
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Beavis and Butthead in Saw
I have decided to repost my B&BH Saw fan fiction here on tumblr, the original is on AO3 my account is MrScissorsFanboy, enjoy the story!
Disclaimers: this fan fiction of course, contains violence and stuff, it is based on Saw after all. Second of all Beavis and Butthead are positioned differently than Lawrence and Adam were in the movie and the bathroom is a bit smaller. Third of all I hadn't watched Saw in a while when I first wrote this so I apologize if I get some details wrong
ENJOY!!
They had found themselves in an odd situation, the last thing Beavis and Butthead remembered before waking up in this cold dark place was watching TV at night, then they noticed a weirdo in a pig mask had been standing in a dark area in the room, next thing they know everything had faded to black.
"Damnit Butthead is this some kinda prank?!" Exclaimed Beavis, pulling the plug from the cold bathtub he had woken up in "Where the hell did you take me?!"
"Shut up bunghole, I didn't take you anywhere!" Butthead yelled back, unlike Beavis he didn't wake up in a bath tub but instead was on the cold hard floor.
Beavis rolled out of the bath, and tried to walk around the pitch black room, only to realise there was something around his foot "Uhhhh, Butthead, whats this round my foot?" He asks.
Suddenly the lights turned on, it turned out they had awoken in a dirty bathroom with one of their foots chained to pipes, Beavis pulled at the chains trying to pull his foot out "What kinda weird prank is this?!"
"Hey Beavis, remember that chick in the pig mask?" Butthead asks, "Oh yeah, I remember her," Butthead explained his theory,
"What if like... She kidnapped us and she's one of those -kinky chicks? Whats that thing called again... Ehh... BTSM?!"
Beavis replied "Whats a BTSM?"
"Ehhh... I think it stands for Bandage To Slut Moms? Its when she like ties you up and like... Rides your weiner?"
Beavis is confused by what Butthead just said "How does someone even ride a weiner?" He asks, Butthead answers
"Hold on, wait my memory is coming back, its when she ties you up and like handcuffs you, and then she takes you to this special theme park where you ride this big roller coaster where the cart looks like a weiner, huhuhuhu,"
-"Maybe we should wait and that kinky chick in the pig mask will come back and take us to the weiner coaster, HOLY CRAP BUTTHEAD LOOK!" Beavis suddenly yells when they somehow just realise that there is a dead person in the middle of the bathroom.
This dead person is covered in blood and holds a gun in one hand and a tape recorder in the other.
"This chicks a murderer!" Exclaimed Beavis "We have to find a way out of here before she comes and kills us too!"
"Shut up Beavis," replied Butthead "He's holding a gun in his hand, I think I know what this means, not only is she into tying up people and putting handcuffs on them, she's also into something called gunplay!"
"I don't like the sound of that!" Beavis said with a slight tone of fear in his voice
"You're not getting it Beavis, soon that kinky pig chick will come in here, and we will finally do what we've been waiting to do for our whole lives, we shall score,"
"BUT I DON'T WANT TO SCORE IF THAT MEANS I'M GONNA GET SHOT, WHAT THE HELLS WRONG WITH YOU?!" Yelled Beavis, that clearly didn't really calm him much.
"Don't worry, maybe we can convince her not to do that gunplay thing, I have some crushed up nachos in my pocket maybe we can give those to her and then she wont shoot us or something," Butthead explains as he reaches into his back pocket, except he didn't feel any of his crushed up nachos but a weird square shaped object.
"Hey Beavis, whats this?"
Beavis answers "Uhhhh, it looks like a small tape, like the ones we keep our special movies on, except that wouldn't fit in the TV and I doubt there's any hot chicks on there,"
"Hey Beavis, check your pockets, maybe you have something else we could give to that chick so she won't shoot us," Butthead suggests
"Yeah yeah, good idea," replies Beavis
Beavis reaches into his pockets and also finds a small tape "Damn its just another one of those tape thingys! I doubt these can convince her not to do the gunplay stuff with us,"
"Calm down dude, she won't score with you if you're all jittery like that, chicks aren't into that typa stuff," Butthead says in annoyance.
Beavis of course, doesn't calm down, yes he's wanted to score with a hot chick for so long but not one who might shoot him in the head!
"Hey Butthead, I just came up with an idea, what if we put these tapes... In that dead guys tape recorder!" Beavis said,
Butthead says back "No dude, thats dumb, in situations like these we have to like, think out the box or something,"
"Whatever, you do you, I'm gonna put my tape in there," Beavis tried to reach for the tape recorder in the dead guys hand but it was too far for him to reach
"Eh! If only I wasn't chained to this thingamajig!"
"I told you it was dumb, Beavis, now start thinking outside the box like I said!" Butthead exclaims angrily.
"Think outside the box? Butthead we aren't even in a box! Unless..." Beavis had came to a revelation "Butthead I figured it out! We aren't in some random bathroom! We're in a giant box!"
There was a moment of silence before Butthead replied "That could make sense, afterall the room is square shaped like a box, but why would someone put turd filled toilets and a huge bathtub in a box? Not to mention that dead guy,"
"Maybe its to like... Throw us off? But we figured it out with our genuis!" Beavis said, now with a more cocky and excited tone.
"Yeah yeah, more like my genius, I was the one who said the box thing first," Butthead responds.
The 2 sit there trying to figure out what to do next, but eventually Butthead falls asleep due to being a lazy teenager.
Beavis looks over to check if his friend is still asleep before attempting to get the tape recorder from the dead guy again.
"Think outside the box my ass," he rambles to himself, clearly not agreeing Butthead's "genuis". He attempts to reach over and grab it but keeps failing.
"Damnit dude why couldn't you have died a little closer?!"
Eventually Beavis is able to get the tape recorder by bending fowards and using hid big forhead to drag it across the floor. He then took its and put his tape recording into it.
The tape started to play and it was a lot louder than expected so it woke Butthead up
"God damnit Beavis I told you to never wake me up or I'd kick your ass! You're luckily I'm chained to this pipe,"
"Ahaha sorry about that, I was just listening to this tape," Beavis then rewinds the tape so they can both listen to it.
"Beavis, this is your wake up call. Everday of your life, you and your friend Butthead watch TV and talk about sexual intercourse, and at school you misbehave and drive your teachers insane. I'm giving you a chance to rebirth yourself, your aim in the game is to kill Butthead, if you do not kill him by 6:00 your TV will be destroyed and you will be left here to rot. Just remembered X marks the spot for the treasure. Let the games begin. Follow your heart,"
The 2 were left in shocked silence.
"Oh no... HE'S GONNA DESTROY OUR TV!!" Yells Beavis in absolute horror
"Calm down Beavis, put my tape thing in there, it might give us another way to save the TV," Butthead, despite being terrified that he may lose his beloved TV, tried to remain calm.
Butthead threw his tape at Beavis, and Beavis put it into the tape recorder.
"Rise and shine, Butthead. You're probably wondering where you are. I'll tell you where you might be. You might be in the room you die in. Up until now all you've done is watch TV and talk about sexual intercourse with your friend Beavis, and when at school you do the opposite of what all of your teachers say. Now I see you as a strange mix of someone angry, yet stupid, mostly just pathetic. So are you going to watch yourself die today, Butthead. Or are you going to do something about it?"
"Woah... Huhuhuhu, cool, I might die, like the people in that sick zombie movie," Butthead spoke "Anyways we need to look for the clues in the tapes, have any ideas Beavis?"
Beavis at this point was hyperventilating and having a weird panic attack "BUT... OUR TV!!!" He screams.
"Shut up bunghole, the sooner we find clues the sooner we can save the TV, then we can watch our "special movies" with the hot chicks,"
Beavis tries to calm down but is still clearly in distress "Okay okay... In my tape he mentioned something about being rebirthed... Rebirthing myself... REBIRTHING MYSELF?! AM I PREGNANT WITH MYSELF?!"
"I don't think so, where would the rebirthed version of yourself come out? Your butt?" Butthead asks sarcastically.
The 2 sat in silence for a few seconds before Butthead broke the silence once more
"So like... What do we do?"
Beavis exclaims "You're the one who said look for clues!"
Butthead then replies "Yeah but like... I never knew it would be this hard,"
They both looked around for clues before Butthead laughed
"Hey Beavis, there's a heart on the toilet next to you, its drawn in poop, huhuhu,"
Beavis looks and begins laughing alongside his friend
"It does! Hahahaha!"
Butthead then suddenly came to a revelation that this may be their next clue
"Hey Beavis, you have to dig your hand in the toilet, that is our next clue,"
Beavis looked at Butthead for a few moments with an angry expression "What the hell?!" He exclaims "No Butthead you do it! There's like... Turds in there!"
Butthead replied "You're closer to it dumbass!" Before throwing the tape recorder at Beavis, howevet it missed him and hit the top of the toilet which knocked the tank off.
"What the hell is wrong with you, fartknocker?! Oh wait! Look there's something in there," Beavis says, standing up and taking the lid off the tank to reveal a bag.
"You see Beavis? Just stick with me and before we know it our TV will be saved, and maybe we'll get to score with that pig chick," Butthead said cockily as Beavis places the bag on the floor and opens it.
In the bag were two saws and a picture of them both watching TV
"This picture... This was taken just before that pig chick showed up!" Beavis exclaims
"How do you know?" Butthead asks
"Because we're wearing the same shirts!" Answers Beavis
Butthead proceeded to throw a random object he found on the floor towards Beavis again, this time it hit him in the head
"That's because we always wear the same shirt dumbass!" Butthead yelled angrily.
"Ah! Oh yeah you're right... Hehehe,"
"Anyways, I think we use the saws to like, cut the chains off," suggests Butthead, Beavis answers
'Yeah yeah good idea,"
They try to cut through the chains using the saws but it doesn't work, the chains are too strong
"Damnit, its not working!" Beavis exclaims angrily
"Son of a bitch," Butthead sighs when his saw broke while trying to cut through the chains "This sucks," in frustration Butthead threw his broken hacksaw at the wall, specifically a part where there was a mirror, it smashed against it and as the glass shards came tumbling down, it revealed a camera.
"Woah Butthead, I think you found another clue!" Beavis says "So somebody is watching us..."
"Yeah, uhhhh, hello?" Butthead tries to communicate with the person watching them through the camera but then realises they probably cant talk to him "Maybe we should like, turn the lights off so they cant see us or something,"
Beavis noticed that next to him was a light switch, so he did what Butthead said and turned off the lights "So what now?" Beavis asks, Butthead answers "Its pretty obvious you fartknocker, we try figure out our next clue,"
The boys look around trying to find the next clue, when they notice an X on the wall written in some sort of glow in the dark substance.
"Look Beavis, X marks the spot, like the guy said on the tape. Its all starting to make sense now," Butthead explains, the X was close fo Beavis so he went ahead and checked it out.
Beavis pushed at the wall expecting some Indianna Jones type secret passage way to be there, but nothing
"Uhhhhh... What do I do?" He asks
Before Butthead could suggest anything, a vibrating noise was heard coming from behind the X, thats when Beavis realised he should probably break the wall open.
He tried to punch it open but of course he was not strong enough
"What should I do Butthead?!" He asks in a panicked state, Butthead replies
"Uhhhhh... I dunno,"
Beavis then grabs his saw and uses the handle part to break the wall open, eventually it smashes and reveals a box, but it took a while because Beavis was too much of an idiot to find something stronger to break it.
Beavis reaches inside and grabs the box before opening it, inside was a phone which explained the vibration noise, a piece of paper and a cigarette. Beavis notices words written on the paper and tries to read it.
"T-h-e... Kigarete? Aree, hayrmlees, i, promysee... Nope I cant read this," he attempts and tries his best but he does not understand such complex spelling and vocabulary.
Butthead then suggests "Why don't you throw it to me? I think I can read it,"
"Yeah good idea, hehehe," Beavis replies
Beavis tries to throw Butthead the paper but it lands too far away from both of them so neither of them can reach it now
"Oh well, it probably wasn't that important anyways," Butthead states carelessly.
"I'll answer the phone," Beavis says before flipping the phone open and answering the person calling it
"4 hours, Beavis," the person on the other line said before they began to play one of Butthead's "special tapes" on the TV, Beavis felt like crying.
"No... Her sweet voice, how dare you! Where is our baby?!" He yells "Where did you take our TV?!"
But the person on the other line did not answer, instead they just hung up. Beavis was now trembling in both anger and grief, the TV... The hot chicks... MTV music videos... If they did not find a way out of this they'd lose all of it.
"Beavis, we need to get out of here fast!" Butthead exclaims, but seemingly not as panicked as Beavis.
Beavis trembled and mumbled for a few moments before finally saying something "Hey Butthead... I think I know who might be behind this..."
Butthead turns towards Beavis and replies "Really? Who?"
Beavis remembered to one night almost 6 months ago, him and Butthead were doing what they did every night, watching TV on the couch while eating nachos, Butthead had fallen asleep and since Beavis didn't want his butt to be kicked he did not wake him up.
A News report had came on talking about this "Jigsaw killer" who would kidnap people and put them into weird traps, for example one girl named Amanda Young had been put in a "reverse beartrap" type contraption that would tear her face open if she didn't get the key in time, Jigsaw put her in that trap just because she did drugs, she survived her test somehow.
And another example was a guy named Paul Leahy who was put into a maze full of razor wires because he tried to kill himself, unlike Amanda he failed and bled to death, at the time Beavis thought this was really cool, but now that his TV and special movies were at stake, he didn't like this Jigsaw guy anymore.
Beavis explained all of this to Butthead
"I see..." Butthead expressed "And this guy still hasn't been caught?"
"Nope," Beavis answers
Beavis looks at the phone and says "Maybe we should call someone, who though?"
Butthead suggests "Maybe Todd, he's cool and strong enough to get us out of here and kick that Jigsaw's ass,"
"Good idea, hehehe,"
Beavis tried to call Todd's number (which he didn't even know but tried anyways) but for some reason the phone wouldn't let him call anyone.
"Its not letting me!" Beavis exclaims angrily, before recieving a call again from the same person as before, Beavis answers.
"3 hours and 30 minutes until your TV is destroyed, Beavis, not only that but we have implanted a nuclear bomb in your school which will be set off at the same time your TV will be destroyed, meaning all of your classmates and teachers will be blown to bits! Also, I've kidnapped your friend Stuart and his parents, if you don't escape by 6, not only will your TV and school be destroyed, but Stuart and his parents will be shot and killed,"
"Woah... Huhuh, cool!" Butthead says happily "Its a shame all of the hot chicks at school will die though, but its honestly worth it,"
The person on the other end hangs up
"No... Our TV... But at the same time, Stuart and everyone at school will die, which is amazing! I'm starting to consider just staying here, we can always buy a new TV, right? But all stupid school, all of our annoying teachers, our classmates, plus Stuart will be gone forever! Imagine not having to deal with those fartfaces anymore?!"
"Yeah, I'm sure we can save up money to get a new TV and-" before Butthead could finish his sentence, Beavis collapsed to the floor screaming and shaking in pain as if he were being electrocuted, soon enough Butthead would also be shocked just like this.
The both of them eventually passed out, in their unconscious state their life flashed before their eyes... Their TV... Most of their time together was spent in front of the TV... Beavis and Butthead's first memories as toddlers was watching TV together, even during Christmas and each others birthdays they both watched TV, their favourite movies and music videos, all of the hot actresses, the epic fire and explosions...
Thats when they both realised... This wasn't just any old TV, it was *their* TV, a TV that carried so many fond memories, a TV that was the only thing that had stuck with them throughout the years apart from each other, a TV that always played their special VHS tapes they had obtained from a peculiar man in an alleyway.
It was *their* TV.
No amount of annoying people dying and school being destroyed forever would make up for the loss of such an amazing, loyal, spectacular TV.
Soon Beavis woke up to the buzzing of the phone, he looked around to see Butthead still unconscious. Beavis felt quite tired but he picked up the phone anyways, his voice all groggy.
"Hello?"
"30 minutes until your TV is destroyed and everything you love will explode, Beavis, clock is ticking,"
"What? No no no! There's no way...."
Beavis realised him and Butthead had been unconscious for 3 whole hours "Butthead wake up!" He yells in extreme anxiety and horror. Butthead wakes up "Whats going on Beavis...? Just give me a minute..."
"No no no! You don't understand you idiot!" Beavis shouts "We slept for 3 whole hours! Our TV.... Our TV! All of those hot chicks! The fire! The memories!" Beavis cries.
Butthead then realises what his happening and panics too "Oh no... We need to get out of here now!!"
The phone is still on the line and the person calling them suddenly seems in distress, there is a lot of yelling going on in the background and things being thrown.
Eventually a few gunshots are heard and Beavis's heart stops.
"No... Whats going on out there?! What have you done to the TV?!" he screams, now in actual tears, but no reply, whoever wad behind the phone had just hung up with no answer to wether the TV was okay or not.
"Damnit... I'm not gonna let that stupid Jigsaw get away with this!! I'm not gonna die here!!" Beavis yells before he grabs the hacksaw.
"Hey Beavis... What are you doing?" Butthead asks with surprisingly not much emotion in his voice, he then grows a bit more concerned when Beavis holds the hacksaw to his leg "Woah Beavis, you're gonna cut your foot off?"
"I'm doing whatever it takes to save our baby!!!" He cries out before beginning to roll his pants leg up.
"Don't cut your leg off, Beavis, you'll die... Or something," Butthead says, only to be ignored.
Beavis cries out as he proceeded to saw his foot
"Oh god!" He yells "Damnit I need to get our TV!"
Butthead can only watch in horror as his best friend slowly and painfully saws off his foot while screaming, but in actuality, deep down he can only think "Wow... Huhuhu, cool,"
Eventually the foot comes off and blood spills all over, Beavis screaming due to the amount of shock seeing his own severed foot put him in.
Beavis eventually calms himself and wriggles himself over towards the dead guy in the middle of the room, whimpering in pain. He then takes the gun from the dead guys hand and points it at Butthead.
"Wait Beavis... What are you doing?" Butthead asks
Beavis answers "Only one of us can leave this room alive, Butthead, and since I'm the one who cares about the TV the most, thats gonna be me,"
Butthead suddenly looks quite pissed "You buttmunch, you can't shoot me, you're nothing without me, you suck without me,"
Beavis continues to hold his best friend at gunpoint, which increasingly made Butthead mad. Until, suddenly Beavis pointed the gun away from Butthead.
Butthead looks to wear Beavis is pointing it, and sees a man standing there who also holds a gun, but before the man can say anything Beavis shoots him multiple times, this man was Jigsaw.
The 2 were in silence for a few seconds after Jigsaw fell to the floor, before Beavis crawls over towards Butthead.
"I... Have... To go now..." Trembled Beavis as be grabs Butthead's shirt, Butthead then realised that his friend would be leaving him and replied with a stern
"No you aren't,"
Beavis continues to tremble as he says "You're going... To be alright... Butthead..."
"Of course I am dumbass," Butthead replies "But you cant just leave me!"
"I'm.... Going to go... And get help..."
"No,"
"If I don't get help..." Beavis rubs his hand against Butthead's face "I'll... Bleed to death... And we need... To save our TV..."
"Don't leave me! No! you buttwagon! No!"
Butthead continues to yell no as Beavis begins to crawl away out the door the man they just shot came through. Before he leaves though he turns around and says.
"Don't worry... I'll bring somebody back... I promise..."
He then continues to crawl away, much to Butthead's negative feelings.
"Beavis! Beavis you dumbass get back here right now!"
Beavis continues to crawl but as soon as he got to the front of the door he turns around to look at Butthead one last time.
"Are we like, gonna be okay?" Butthead asks, with Beavis replying "I... I wouldn't lie to you..."
Beavis soon crawls away, leaving Butthead all alone. Butthead then begins to search the body of the now dead Jigsaw Killer to see if he had a key to his shackles in his pocket, he pulls out his wallet and ID only to find nothing.
"Well at least if the police get here, they can discover the identity of the jigsaw killer using this," Butthead thinks to himself.
Butthead continues searching "Come on, where the hell did you put my key? Idiot,"
Butthead then pulled out a tape recorder from Jigsaw's pocket, looking at it in confusion. Dumbfounded, Butthead began to play the tape.
"Hello, Mr. Hindle. Or as they called you around the hospital, Zep. I want you to make a choice. There's a slow acting poison coursing through your system, which only I have the antidote for. Will you destroy a TV and murder a whole school and an innocent family to save yourself? Listen carefully, if you will, there are rules... ”
Butthead then says "Uhhh... My names Butthead, not Zep you idiot, this doesn't make any sense. Ugh I hope Beavis will be back soon,"
Butthead then notices a strange motion in the corner of his eye, he slowly turns towards it only to see that the man who had been dead on the floor for the whole game, the man who had been shot, had stood up like nothing had just happened.
"Uhh... Are you like, a zombie?" Butthead asks.
The man ignored him and began to rip off the blood and gunshots from his face as if they were just special effects, because they were.
"Dude, you were pretending to be dead this whole time? Why didn't you say anything we would've like, helped you escape and stuff," Butthead said.
The man slowly turned towards Butthead and pointed at the bathtub where Beavis was
"The key to your chain is in the bathtub,"
Butthead turned towards the bathtub and saw all of the water inside had been drained, and nothing inside of it
"Beavis you idiot! Because of you my ticket out of here is in some rusty pipe, I swear when I get out of here I'm gonna beat your ass, and I don't care that you're technically disabled now,"
Butthead was now just really angry at everything, so to take out his anger he decides to grab the gun and try and shoot the man, knowing he probably has something to do with all this, but before he can pull the trigger he is faced with an electric shock again.
The man had a remote that would shock them both the entire time which explained what happened before. Butthead ended up dropping the gun as he is electrocuted again, the gun flying too far for him to reach again as the man walks towards the door.
"Hey, get back here, fartknocker, I'm gonna kick your ass for this," Butthead says, but the man of course continues walking away.
The man then turns the light off in the bathroom and walks outside the door turning around and looking at Butthead for a few seconds. He then grabs the edge of the door and before slamming it shut yells:
"Game over!"
The door is finally closed and Butthead is left in complete darkness.
"Hey dude, I'm sorry about trying to shoot you... Uhh... Can you at least bring my TV here? Dude? Damnit I think he can't hear me now,"
I hope you enjoyed it, and yes I will be doing the other movies 👍🏻
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twoset fandom is exploding after today's video. Here's what I've been thinking:
People are outraged that they just left, deleted all their content, and then suddenly showed up again. Although it this makes sense, I don't think we need to be lashing out at them. It's not our right to demand 'an explanation', and it's not their responsibility to constantly push out content for us. Sometimes people need breaks and time.
Despite that, I have to admit I am pretty curious as to why they did this. People speculate that it was just to make a 'We're Bach' joke, but I don't think that could be it. It feels a lot bigger than this. It looks like they could be switching to more creating music videos for BTSM (which I would absolutely love). Regardless of the reason I'm really hyped they're still around, and I'm excited to see where it goes
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Bo you’re a hoe lol
CHANGE MY MIND
Before he can answer, his brothers nod in agreement.
"You right," Lester said casually as he fixes himself a sandwich. "He does have a swing in that basement."
Vincent nods as he signs 'btsm'.
Bo looks shocked at his brothers before rolling his eyes. "Ya just mad that y'all are bitchless."
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