#BS birb

[kowtownart]

More Big Shot Birb! Getting ready for his next photoshoot

[f1-birb]

#JusticeForYuki

that driver swap was so fucking pointless, especially because Yuki was within DRS of KMag when they made the call

if I were Yuki I'd be throwing things in the debrief

[grimowled]

;ooc

[amischiefofmuses]

The moment I fell in love with this big guy- I refuse to believe he's not touch starved and desperate for a sense of home, however he'd NEVER show either of those things because he's a big tough soldier. Also, fully believe that he ends up with an issue with anyone touching his hair later down the line, wouldn't say serious enough to be a trauma response but it gives him the ICK.

[0iam0]

hi

Idk I take this blog too seriously or something so just posting whatever. I'm in some laboratory and idk what we're doing, what readings are we supposed to be taking

i bored

feel free to talk. always feel free to talk btw. u can even spam my dms I wouldn't mind

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

That we know of.....

objectively the funniest part about gorgug’s parents being swingers is that he is still the only bad kid not somehow related to the others. like yes digby and wilma FUCK but they are not part of the polycule

[cloudcountry]

:333 hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

im on my octatrio bs again (when have i ever left). could i request floyd jade and azul but they somehow get flustered by the reader and hide their face in their hats? seeing them squirm (affectionate) makes me happy :)

also remember to take care of urself if u havent gotten up in a while go do that 🔫xoxoxooxo yao

SUMMARY: you fluster some fishies so bad they hide behind their hats!

COMMENTS: hi floyd's fishie :3c it was hard coming up with ways to fluster them and still have them act all smooth and in character LMAO

REMEMBER TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF TOO 🔫🔫 bap bap auburn

You’re staring at him, and it’s making Azul very nervous. He adjusts his glass, clearing his throat as he looks up from the study guide in front of him, giving you a skeptical stare. The soft blue lighting of Mostro Lounge makes you look so dreamy, and he can’t tell if it’s actually the lighting or if your face really looks as lovestruck as he thinks it is. He feels his cheeks heat up but he ignores it, making a point to press a single gloved finger against your worksheets. He asks you the first question that comes to mind, and he isn’t even sure it makes sense, especially when you hide your grin behind your hand and giggle. You tell him he looks handsome instead of answering his question and it's like the nail in the coffin. Azul’s hat tumbles off his head as he slams back against the booth, snatching up his hat and covering his face. He disguises the gesture with a cough and an excuse before running off, shutting himself in his VIP Room.

It isn’t hard to make Jade laugh, you’ve learned. All you have to do is crack a pun or two about the current situation, and you’ll be blessed with the most undignified snort and giggle combo you’ve ever heard. It makes all the more willing to make jokes about his “morels” and more recently how “cap-tivating” he is, just to see him take his hat off and hide his laughter. His shaking shoulders give him away though, even when he puts his hat back on and hides his toothy smile with a hand to maintain some sort of professionalism. It’s only after a particularly cheesy fungi joke you make when sitting right next to him that you notice his pink cheeks behind his hat, and it gives you pause. Has Jade Leech been blushing over your mushroom puns this whole time?

Floyd isn’t easy to fluster. One would say it’s impossible—but you’ve learned that it’s very possible. Floyd just has to be in the right mood. He has to be a little bit clingy, a little bit sweet, and just the right amount of whiny. Snuggle up with him in one of the Mostro Lounge’s booth, pet his hair and kiss his forehead, really love on him no matter who is around you and before you know it he’ll be pliant in your arms, his hand clenched in his hands as he holds it over his pouty lipped face. He may look grumpy but don’t be fooled, this eel is so in love with you and he’ll never get sick of your affections.

TAGLISTS -> azul's business partners . . . @cookiesandbiscuits @vivigoesinsane @identity-theft-101 @dove-da-birb

-> jade's mushrooms . . . @cookiesandbiscuits @vivigoesinsane @identity-theft-101 @welcometomypersonalhell098 @dove-da-birb

-> floyd's fishies . . . @cookiesandbiscuits @vivigoesinsane @identity-theft-101 @welcometomypersonalhell098 @dove-da-birb

[burningcheese-merchant]

*Pops out* Since You're GoldenSpice fan I must tell you one thing

I'm just saying

If they had hypothetical child, it would be based on peacocks. Like hear me out

GC is a birb. Likes gold and shinny thing. She herself is SLAY asf 💅

While BS is based on India. And "Peacocks are symbols of beauty, grace, and pride throughout the country of India, and the peacock is the national bird."

Do u see my vision?

I most certainly do see your vision, king/queen. I applaud you for your wisdom.

But I gotta tell you something... I am already four parallel universes ahead of you 👀 lmao

You all have to believe me when I say I put an unnecessary amount of thought into this lol. It's why I'm so excited to share it all with you soon. Ain't nothing hypothetical about a BurningCheese/GoldenSpice child, you'll be hearing aaaaaalllllllllllll about it in maybe a week maximum, I promise

I'll go ahead and spoil this, though: there's more than one :)

[jadequarze]

25 from this

https://www.tumblr.com/jadequarze/741831678203428865

25. What is your favorite thing about your OC?

Oof, this is going to be a long one. You did ask for an info dump, here I go. Writing it down, I'm seeing a pattern with my main OCs :/

Ly'rill (The OG)

- Design wise, the markings that she has now. Something that pop into my brain that went, "What if her markings are like Ammy from Okami? Like, only the ones who have true faith in beings like her can see her markings."

- They're hot-headed despite her looking calm, let's just say it took practice to mask their anger and when they need to release that pent up anger, she'll go to her domain and burn shit. Sometimes, Cathrin is more than happy to be in her line of sight (these two are horny for each other and her logic brain goes out the window, "Angry tiny woman who can incinerate her into non-existence hot.")

Astrel (birb)

- Her feather slowly gaining its color (I wont elaborate too much because it's still tbd). Notice that before I drew her with dark hair/feathers and now she had red stripes, yeahhhh. She used to colorful feathers before trauma happened when she was very young

- She can easily change a topic about herself to something else, and she's a great liar if she wants to. But, she does have trouble lying to people who she cares and has a genuine heart.

Quinn (bread boi)

- He's a fairly new addition, so I don't have much info on him except he bakes and really, what more can I add than this.

Cathrin (dont judge me)

- Werepyre (werewolf + vampire hybrid) monster buff lady :D

Vyrll (main WoL)

These are ffxiv OC that I might elaborate more in the future idk

Azrel + Kena (Astrel's moms)

- Like Astrel, their feathers and actual harpy form. Typical love birds

- They really love their daughter, that if anything happens to her, they will kill anyone who stands in their way or are involved in hurting their daughter.

- Was taken by the Garleans and experimented on due to her unique heritage (half au'ra)

- Took years for her to escape, due to the chance the calamity event gave

- She had a family (a wife, and twins) that she tries to go back to, but due to her lost identity and having no gils, well shes stuck in Eorzea and doing odd jobs to save up, then fate comes with its bs.

Kriv Xeran (bona fide hrothgal)

- Vyrll's wife and known local blacksmith of their village

- Still in the work since shes new

[tanadrin]

Maybe a better analogy for exploitative social classes would be "vulture" as opposed to "parasite"? Though that's less ableist and more unfair to birbs that play an important ecological role and don't deserve the reputation they get.

idk man, do landlords form a coherent class these days? a landlord can be anybody from somebody who rents out the condo they inherited from their dead mom to an investor in a giant national property chain like Deutsche Wohnen. there are exploitative jobs, maybe, but this smacks of the urge to create a coherent category of Bad People Whomst If We Only Got Rid Of, Everything Would Be Better, which I think is kinda BS.

objectively, a lot of landlords are not very good at their jobs (this is why the phrase "the landlord special" has entered the lexicon) and some are really exploitative. but so are a lot of office managers. landlords being intrinsically tainted by sin doesn't seem like the problm. and if you think there are too many people renting out property vs owning it, and this contributes to the lack of housing, or if you think real estate speculation is a drag on the economy, there are plenty of policy levers to choose from to correct for this.

historically a lot of the animus directed at landlords came from the fact that "landlord" usually meant a literal lord of some description, like somebody who owned a vast estate with tenant farmers who acquired that wealth over generations of feudal conquest and peasant-oppression. and that's pretty shitty! but even then, the remedy for that can be anodyne and unsexy policy--big inheritance taxes dismantled most of the large landed estates in the british isles over the course of the 20th century, for instance. small time modern landlords, however lazy or exploitative, or even big evil property investment companies, strike me as fundamentally different animals. like, are they great for the economy? maybe not! but there are a lot of jobs that are not great for the economy that we don't waste time coming up with new ways of hating, and there more productive uses of our energy to correct these problems than figuring out which gross animal to compare them to.

[kaifish-pond]

omg its my first post!

Things I am:

a girl

a regressor (toddler-tween ages)

an adult (26 years old)

Black and Native

lover of pinks and pastels

an artist

a detransitioner (But i am NOT transphobic and I LOVE the trans community and still have mostly trans friends, miss me with the transphobia thanks)

Things I have:

A CG (My Nonnie)

Diapers (I have incontinence)

A birb

A house

Autism

Schizoaffective disorder

BPD

Burning hatred for capitalism

Arthritis

Pinched nerves

Sciatica

Incontinence

A love of bugs and arachnids

ADHD

A wedding to plan

No time for BS

My own playroom!

lots of stuffies and legos!

[kowtownart]

Magma Spamton doodles!!

This was so much fun, i haven’t done a public drawing sesh in a while!

[f1-birb]

hi anon, addressing it here as I don't post things like that

I don't post gossip or rumours unless they specifically relate to racing (e.g. I might chip in if it's about who's going to what team during silly season antics) but I don't post things like that

pages like that instagram account exist solely to cause drama, and I don't agree with what they stand for, especially not that particular post and not even just because it was about Lando

sorry I can't answer the question you tacked on the end, but I don't know, I don't want to know, and I don't really care to know

[levtie-art]

Mlp oc stuff dump

Pony levtie and pony dr. Online and the real evil pony

Idk i didnt think about the "race/species" They are like just did it xddd

Idk maybe "dragon-pony" Like my birb is a dragon bird so yea idk

Also yea i know not that well cuz 2020 but i have a new oc sheet im doing with markers id use for my "price shit bs" Im mix media so "put what i can in a small sheet " is hard

[shady-scripter]

I want to address this just in case this BS spreads to here

I got this comment on Bloodied Halls, part 2 of Bonds of a Lineage

I had to take a second before I flipped tf out

Hello guys, I’m Shade from @birb-boyo and I write everything slowly and, somewhat, carefully. So for some rando to call my writing “lifeless drivel” is really pissy

And also, what ego are we talking about???

But anyway, if anyone decides they want to challenge me, here’s just the planning for both Just like Old Times and Bloodied Halls and heck you can have the plans for the last chapter if you want because I started that too :)

Just like Old Times^(though the planning is like 500 words by itself so it’s not all of it)

Some spoilers for the ending if you care enough

Bloodied Halls^(the chapter ran on too long for everything to happen. This was supposed to be the ending but I wrote enough out of my ass to need a 3rd chapter)

And the next/last chapter

I’m still pretty pissed about the “lifeless drivel” thing

One day my shit is gonna be in bookstores then you can call it “lifeless drivel” when other people enjoy it.

[kuyatecallate]

Sorry, wassat?? MerMay???

FALSE! TIS MAYVIAN! GET OUTTA HERE WITH THE FISHY BS I WANT BIRBS!!!