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sociallyawkward--fics · 5 years ago

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I am WHEEZING in laughter and idk if it’s actually funny or if I’ve just finally lost it, but full-on, a guy at church literally just invited me to a group gathering in his itty-bitty apartment this week and I’m like,,,,, are you dumb????

Bro,,,,, bro,,,, for one, we cannot 6ft social distance in your itty bitty apartment to watch Onward,,,, for two, I am currently one of the people you know that is most likely to have been exposed and you are inviting me into your home to breathe on you and (less than 10, he specified lol) other people,,,,,

Luckily I had an excuse other than that for why I couldn’t go that night so I could make the social distancing bit seem more like a joke, but BRO why are you having a SOCIAL GATHERING??????? Dude,,,,,, lol, the extroverts have NO chill anymore, what is he doing why is he doing it lol

#chatty blogging #IF THERE WASNT A PANDEMIC I DEF WOULDVE GONE BUT LIKE #BRO YOU CANT BE HOLDING A SOCIAL GATHERING RIGHT NOW PLS LOL #he shows up to church (where I still have to be because I'm essential sundays even after possibly being exposed)#and he DOESNT STAY 6FT AWAY #and he works at church and so does my mom and she says #that some of their coworkers are getting frustrated that he is not maintaining social distancing in the office lol #my sister who ALSO works at church was banned from going to the office because there have been cases at her husbands job #and i have been exposed to her AND her husband so i am possibly exposed to the virus #AND HE WANTS ME TO COME OVER!!!!!!!!!!#bruh........ please get a braincell because i dont want you sick lol #quarantine #covid19 #coronavirus

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