#BRO SHE WAS MY PET?????????
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women who call each other dude [thinly veiled romanticism]
#allura meant well bless her heart she’s just…….. she’s just too sleepover pilled#in my heart of heard I know fem klance uses ‘dude’ ‘bro’ and ‘man’ as homoromantic pet names still ad fem#klance#fem klance#fem kl#Voltron#vld#art#my art
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Stellaron Hunter Game Night 🎮
#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr kafka#hsr blade#hsr silver wolf#hsr firefly#flambo art#okay lemme hit you with my headcanons while i was drawing this (its kinda long)#firstly i didnt think about what theyre playing. space smash bros ig??#silver wolf of course sets it up and wins almost every time. its almost too easy for her yet shes still having fun#kafka doesn't really care about winning but enjoys riling up the others (mostly silver wolf lol). is not above a little spirit whispering#blade is here because everyone else is. he cant play well and doesn't understand the appeal. probably still having a good time#firefly gets really into it and tries her best to win. second best after silver wolf#the cat who is maybe elio maybe not is just here to nap and get pets. truly free#and the only couch these space criminals with a combined over 24 billion bounty own is almost too small for all of them#found family stellaron hunters my beloved
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Menelaus rambles a lot about not only Helen, but also Hermione. About how she used to say Olive like "Olifs". How she lost her first tooth running too fast and running into a low branch while out with Helen. How he'd sometimes wake up to Hermione leaning over him and poking his face to say, "Dad, can we go see the horses?" even though it was barely daylight. How she was much nicer waking Helen and how he thinks Hermione did that on purpose because she found "dad's face funny". How her favorite color was every color.
And Odysseus listens.
And he thinks about how his son only had a few teeth coming in when he left, teething on everything. How he could only say one syllable with his babbles. How his son needed balance to stand but Odysseus was so proud that Telemachus was very good at rolling over. How his son loved pulling at his and Penelope's hair.
How his son would be talking, walking, maybe even lost his first tooth by now. And he doesn't even know if he'll ever know his son's favorite color.
#Hi get sad with me :D#Odysseus and Menelaus are the Bros™ to me. I love them. Both simps who love their family despite being different in personalities#You cannot tell me they didn't talk about this and how this was painful for both of them :')#To make myself feel better. I like the thought of Athena kind of keeping him up to date :'D as he's her pet you know?#okay so this next bit ain't angst but imagine Hermione just coming in staring in the dark with the classic:#“Mom. Dad. I frew up🥺”#scaring the shit outta both her poor parents. Yeah I know she had nurses with her most likely but it's cute and fun!!!#I'm sorry but that's so fucking funny to me. I think every Parent has experienced that I'm pretty sure.#odysseus#menelaus#tagamemnon#greek mythology#this'll probably flop but oh well xD My homies can get sad with me >:)#odyssey#the odyssey#telemachus#hermione#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#helen of sparta#penelope#odypen
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I—I found him—! Boy was I never this happy to find Father in this game.
#Also no petting-privileges oh mannn#WHERE IS ZAG MY MAN#WHY DID SHE NOT INQUIRE ABOUT THE WHEREABOUTS OF HER MUM AND BRO#OH MY GOD this i SO ddxtghnxdthsgrshgt#ok huge spoilers -tags carefully-#Hades Game#Hades#Hades 2#Hades 2 Spoilers#Melinoe#Melinoë#Cerberus#buns.hades#also yes i hoarded HP in this run like there's no tomorrow-- maybe i even have a chance??????#who's to say. this is only my second time here
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Possible nicknames Lenore called Annabel in life go:
"Anniebell": Sometimes the smallest changes are the cutest, okay? Anniebell Lee sounds adorable as hell and I'll stick by it. Imagine Annabel trying to admonish Lenore for saying some wild shit at a Rich Persons Gala™️ or smth but she keeps breaking out into giggles like, "You- you can't just say that pet!" and Lenore playfully replying, "Oh whatever do you mean, Anniebell Lee?" like UGH I hate them somebody throw hammers at em already 💥💥🔨🔨🔨
“My moon”: in relation to the Annabel Lee poem (‘for the moon never beams/Without bringing me dreams/Of the wonderful Annabel Lee’) and also there’s smth so flavorful of the character with a color palette more akin to the Sun (long shiny blonde hair, warm colored eyes, seemingly more outwardly personality, etc) being called the moon like I loveee contrasting design choices‼️‼️
“Angel”: Also a reference to the poem (but like, worse because it was the angels that separated em) and can be easily pulled from Annabel’s name
“Petal”: Or some other variation of a flower based nickname because imma sad, sad bisexual who loves ✨flower motifs✨ just a bit too much
Anything in Dutch: This can be like common ones like “liefje” (darling) or the previous entries but in Dutch idk go crazy go stupid
“Locket”: An unconventional pick pulled from Annabel’s last name Whitlock + lockets containing pieces of hair from your other half being T H E romantic gesture of the century back then, so, like. Idk. Hear me out like okay I think Lenore could be the unconventional route (I mean girly already faked her death via arson and pulled a Mulan to get the girl soooo you see what I’m putting down?) and like like LIKKEEE⁉️⁉️⁉️ Imagine with me Lenore telling her girl, “You’re the locket I keep nearest to my heart” (many necklaces back then had a chain just long enough for the locket to rest above the wearer’s heart) and it evolves to Lenore calling Annabel smth like “my dearest, my locket” LIKE YOU HAVE TO IMAGINE WITH ME!!! GUYS MY VISION IS VISIONING!!! 🦅🗣️🌈🗣️🗣️🦅🦅🌈🗣️🦅🦅
@incorrect-nevermore cmere and witness my madness
#some of the emojis only show up in mobile format sigh this is my cross to bear#yes its a running joke of mine to measure things on a scale of 'in relation to how much so and so suffered compared to jesus h christ-'#for example penny poldenina died painfully TWICE like girly defo suffered more than mister holy spirit but thats neither here nor there#jesus still suffered more than me but like. damn bro. my aesthetic#my old wenclair followers if ur still around do NOT come fer me and the 'my moon' suggestion okay I knowwww#i remember my oldass yet decently popular 'my moon' wenclair posts from last year do not recite the ancient magic to me#anything in dutch one tho like cmon Lenore woulldd she would call her sweetie anniebell shit like 'my heart' and shit in Dutch ugh dorknore#tho obviously the locket one is my fave like u have to rlly and truly ENVISION THE VIBES u know?#unconventional pet names fer unconventional couples guys cmon hear me outttt#ugh man these two gayasses are so awful i hope they DOUBLE PERISH bc yeah they already died once whoooppssiesss#nevermore webtoon#white raven#lenore nevermore#lenore vandernacht#annabel lee nevermore#annabel lee whitlock
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girls should be allowed to do evil experiments as a treat
#She’s not getting that A lol#Bro thinks she’s Herbert West#Her cat totally didn’t kill the class pet she was supposed to look after noooo what makes you think that#🎀doodlebowz🎀#Maiming rainbows oc tag 🌈#oc art#oc stuff#my ocs#oc artwork
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STOP DESCRIBING THE TSH CHARACTERS AS AN AESTHETIC OHHHH MY GOD THEYRE PEOPLE AND TERRIBLE ONES AT THAT COPE HARDER
#THIS IS MY PET PEEVE#“oouuughhh the smell of rain out an apartment window” MY BROTHER IN CHRIST?????#like dawg i’m sorry henry winter is not ur dark academia meow meow he killed a guy and was obsessed with his professor#camilla macaulay is not lipstick stains on a mirror she fucked her brother#nobody in this group is essentially morally opposed to incest apart from like. bunny MAYBE#and big maybe on bunny cos he figured it out and still didn’t care#also they killed two guys???#also their characters are actually rly complex and ur out here making them into aesthetics bro shut up and leave#y’all know nothing about my good friends bunny and henry and it SHOWS#the secret history#richard papen#henry winter#bunny corcoran#francis abernathy#camilla macaulay#charles macaulay
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watching that guys bw2 vid now and thank god hes being normal about hugh. why were people so nasty about that guy
#the amount of ppl straigjt up calling him a moron and weirdo for being ‘’obsessed with a purrloin that isnt his’’#‘’why does he give a fuck about his sister being robbed? she should just pull herself together and he shouldnt care’’#like wtf are you talking about bro#echoed voice#hes not even my fave gen 5 rival i just think ppl are weird about him#how dare this child be angry and upset on his baby sisters behalf that grown ass adults robbed her of her pet
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i need .... matt knowledge .... please ....
matt fact: that one video reminds me of her a lot
#if she was british this would be her voice i think#ummm#matt knowledge matt knowledge ...... she'd definitely have a dog of some kind#and probably a few more weird pets#ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (brain fries to death)#sorry im so bad i havent really thought about my ocs since artfight#and since i got Magnussed#cramswering#my secondary ocs be getting the short end of the stick bro not only does it take me like 9 months to settle on proper designs for them#but then it's also hard to actually come up with shit for them#frfr i need to be in jail
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idk what people expect when they comment "other ship better" on my art. like ok? youre blocked now and im laughing at you
#so stupid so goofy like...ok? bye#now u dont get to see my non ship stuff#like i dont care. byeeeee#especially when i think vi is such a strong love interest like do you want me to feel defensive? i dont need to be :) shes perfect :)#like no notes. good job team u made me eat crow on my 'theyll never be able to write a good LI for clem so they should stop trying'#best crow i ever ate tbh#actually when people comment that 'my ship better' stuff it makes me think Theyre being defensive like its silly and sad#like do you feel better now? small moment of power for you?#we all only have so much time on this earth and youre using it like this#i get these comments a few times a year and they always get the same reaction out of me. an eyeroll and a laugh. and a block#like bro we are all here to have fun. just move on. its ok you dont have to say anything rude i promise go pet an animal or something#it speaks
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Its been a hell of a weekend.
#my art#animal death#pet death#look im not Sad it was her time to go#she was an old girl#but goddamn bro what the Fuck.#comic#my artwork
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hate my sister's shitty good for nothing boyfriend. can you imagine being a 30yo man with two kids who won't even scramble an egg. Not for his kids, not for his girlfriend, not for himself. literally if my sister doesn't leave out pre-made meals when he's watching the kids he will rip up bread or pour them dry cereal or open a granola bar and make himself microwave dinners. like, lowest effort possible. but if i mention this to my sis, she'll be like "no he's definitely cooked for the kids! he scrambled an egg for them once! i watched him do it!" but it's like...so he scrambled one egg in the last five years. just to like, prove he can? at your direct insistence? should we all clap? like seriously. hate this guy. had to really hold back recently because he had someone over and he was interacting with the kids more than usual for appearances, and he had to keep asking me and my sis what the 5yo was signing because he barely bothered to learn his own son's primary form of communication. i was so tempted to say "that one means 'go home' but you wouldn't know that because you don't take them anywhere." so hard to hold that in. If I had to describe this man in two words they would be these: Low Effort. Not quite bare minimum, but JUST enough to convince my sister that it would be too much hassle to get rid of him. he's stupid as fuck, but just smart enough to quickly stop shit like screaming obscenities at the kids for doing normal kid things. and he once stomped on my headphones and broke them in a fit of rage, but gave my sister money to replace them so it was "fine." Like, my sister thinks that he's just struggling with his anger issues, because he had a bad childhood, blah, blah, and oh he would never actually hurt her or the kids. and like, good for you, but i don't trust like that. genuinely hoping he gets struck by lightning and dies instantly.
#my sister and i do all the hard stuff and most of the easy stuff too tbh#cooking and cleaning and sorting out benefits and insurances and getting the kids to school and events#doctor's appointments and medications and dentist appointments and taxes#we get the groceries and care for all the pets and kids and household things#we both have jobs#i actually have 3 jobs#good for nothing boyfriend makes $12 a year plus some under the table cash as a “private trainer”#which means between that and selling his plasma and borrowing money from his mom he can...pay his super cheap tiny part of rent#and occasionally hand my sister like $20#he doesn't buy groceries or diapers or household supplies or clothing or toys or literally anything#literally the only household chore he does is fold laundry#that's it. and it's not “DO” laundry. it's just folding the clean and dry stuff#you know. the chore my parents would have us do when we were like 10 so we'd feel helpful#the 5yo is medically complex and we frequently make trips to a slightly distant hospital with him#and they literally asked us to stop bringing my sister's boyfriend along because he was disruptive and confusing#which was a polite way to say 'obnoxious and stupid as shit'#do you know how many times in one visit w/the same doctor he would ask 'so when does he get superpowers?'#he also obviously didn't know how to answer basic questions like 'how many times does he poop a day on average'#and 'how often has he been eating and what has he been eating day to day?'#like bro this man can go days without changing a diaper and will not even heat up a can of spaghettios to feed his own kids#he cannot answer those questions with any kind of accuracy#also i'm saying boyfriend because my sister desperately wanted to at least be engaged so she could say fiance in front of ppl#but just like marriage this was apparently a 'waste of effort'#not even the cheapest ring or the most underwhelming proposal or a courthouse wedding was worth his energy so...#yeah glad she hasn't married this waste of air. and i'll be praying for that lightning strike
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you'd think what with opal being a 14 year old cat she would slow down more right? well, yes. that was the case for a while. she was far more content to sleep on hot blankets and beside heaters. until we discovered her new obsession with an incredible toy and game:
"livy/mummy throws/rolls a small cotton yarn oddement across the room and i throw my body as hard as i can after it with the speed of a 1 year old cat and fuck it up as it unravels slightly usually tumbling or slamming my head into the wall as I go because i am SO EXCITED. they pick it up before i can ingest any of it while i trill victoriously. i then bite and scream and pace around the room until they throw it again, this time in the air, at which point i launch upwards and catch it perfectly in my mouth every time. i trill and purr and demand we play again. again.''
and while its great for her health to be exercising so much she demands we play it for 30-40 minutes. 4 times a day. and will scream to continue even when shes too tired. she will be lying on the ground not even going for the yarn ball anymore. and scream for me to throw it still. just one more time. just one more time forever.
#my pets#opal#she has never liked playing before. max 10 minutes of playing with ribbon toys and kicking toys and mice she can chase before she gets bore#she is ALWAYS up to play this game#i get up to piss at 3am and shes like ''OH GOOD NOW WE CAN GO ANOTHER ROUND“ bro you can to rest. you have to. youre a grandma
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TOU HAS A SPIDER!? OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG /POS
ye :3 am glad yall seem to like Leggies hehe
#i would draw him with her but my wrist lmao#i think he had the idea to get her bc he wanted to fuk with muffet#(th lil fkn shit lmao)#but when he saw her he fell in lov hehe#now that i think abt it. muffet would probably not care n jus be cooing at how cute leggies is#bc she /does/ kinda hav a spider she calls her pet too lmao#cue tou facepalming bc he din't think abt that lmao#thought she'd b annoyed that he's treating a spider as a pet#thinking abt them making me wanna ship them now smh#mans got a crush on his brother's best friend now lmao#meanwhile his bro's out kissing a cute ghost in waterfall hehe#tou sans#tou's spider#undertale#didderd asks#aviisalittlefr34k
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I feel like Brock is more of a dog person but honestly he'd be nice to any kind of pet the Ventures would get
#I mean there is kind of a cat in s6 and they had Scamp the dog for a while#venture bros#random hcs#brock samson#brock with pets is like my dad with our dog- was reluctant to get one and now she's like his best friend
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Me when I want to write a story with my own characters and plotline but I know for a fact it's like a patchwork of eight different series' put together to make a homosexual mess
#It's got a priest#With a shotgun#And a demon in his basement#His name is John Stagson#And a woman studying demonology#She's a philosophy major#She's got a witch in her apartment#Her name is Jane Dearton#And they meet up for coffee because their house pets know each other#And then there's this other guy#He's a detective#His mother had connections to 'the other side'#And he's just tryna help them out man#And the demon's jealous#And the witch is suspicious#And there's a door that needs to be locked before it's opened#Like damn bro#Where your shoes at#What#OC#OC art#OCs#My OCs#My OC art#Original character
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