#BRO RIPSAW WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT MAN

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I don't know if you have done this but, the Pratt pack at Universal Studios. What rides would they want to go on, how they would react, etc.

I’m more of a Disney sort of chick, so I’m not as familiar with the Universal parks, but luckily I was actually there last year so everything is fresh-ish in my mind!

Ok so I bet you thought my response was going to be all fun and games but lmao surprise this shit is gonna be angsty and heartwarming. 

So the second that Owen sees there is a Jurassic Park section, he tenses up. And it does not go unnoticed by Peter or Andy. 

Owen has always had moral issues of profiting off dinosaurs from the start. Yes, as a kid, he fucking loved them. And Jurassic Park fascinated him. And he loves his raptors and the relationship he has with them…but that doesn’t exactly mean he loves Jurassic Park/World after working there. From day one, he saw how irresponsible people were being. How disrespectful people were towards the original park. And then the Indominus Incident happened. Owen has a lot of rage. Owen has severe PTSD. Owen is in bad shape. But he tries to cover it up, because he doesn’t want to come off as “weak”. 

Meanwhile, Andy and Peter have decided to do everything in their power to keep Owen’s mind off of it. Time to get drunk. 

So now here are these three shitfaced guys wandering around Universal Studios, two of them doing everything in their power to make Owen forget that there is a Jurassic Park area. When people recognize Owen, Peter and Andy either A. shoo them away, or B. take turns pretending they’re Owen (and by take turns I mean fight, because who doesn’t want to be Owen Grady). 

The three of them geek out pretty majorly at the Marvel/Avengers area. Peter brags about knowing the Avengers and is drunk texting all of them about where he is. Andy throws up after the Spider-Man ride. 

At the Harry Potter place, Peter is super confused as to what all this stuff is, and why did he just get on a train when he could’ve easily walked, and why doesn’t butterbeer actually have beer in it, god dammit this is false advertising. Andy is selected for the wand ceremony and almost cries. 

Peter throws up after the Cat in the Hat ride. 

Owen is the only one who can hold his liquor.

Also it’s fucking hot out, so the three of them run back and forth between Ripsaw Falls and Popeye for half of the time they’re there.

At the end of the day, they go to Margaritaville–Owen’s idea. They’ve sobered up by then, though by the time they leave, they’re all drunk again, but now they’re all super emotional because what started as a toast to Owen’s girls, ended with the three of them getting into one of those emotional conversations where they spilled their life stories and cried and bonded like the bros they are. 

They drag their asses back to the hotel. Pass out. Then the next morning, their hungover asses head to Disney World.